pic irrelevant, story time >be me, 15, quiet kid >just

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pic irrelevant, story time

>be me, 15, quiet kid
>just went to shitty amusement park the other day and had mountain dew
>i guess mountain dew doesnt sit well in my stomach
>all day feels like im being stabbed in the stomach
>5th period comes, i cant bear it anymore
>decide to slowly let gas out
>slightly elease pressure from my asshole
>tighten my stomach ever so slightly to push gas out slowly
>feel it coming
>wait, too fast
>ohshit.jpg
>rip fart so loud, you could hear it in the classroom next to ours
>teacher stops talking, everybody stares at me
>the entire corner near my table smells like moldy shit
>kids jump up from their seats covering their nose, fleeing my putrid gas
>teacher just stares in disbelief
>im frozen, thinking about ways i could kill myself in the next minute
>excuse myself to the nurse
>go home
>tell mom i just have a stomach ache
>nobody sits next to me in that class anymore

so yeah, thats the story of how i shit myself in the middle of us history. sorry if i suck at telling it, im just a poor old reddit fag.