Prove your weight, tell us your height and gender. I'll

>>722488453
>(and a half)
holy shit i've never keked so hard.
kys manlet

>>722488453
>wearing sandals to cover up the fact you are a shit skin

I read this as "Prove your weight. I'll guess your height and gender."

lol nevermind.

123kg at 165cm? You fat fuck. Or you could just be using an archaic and outdated measuring system that is only used in backward countries?

>>722488823
You can play that way if you want; I'll allow this.

>>722488940
Alright. 383.8lbs.

>>722488827
He obese

>>722488720
i was about to go outside to smoke a cigarette. I am arguably white; I am Sicilian. My nipples are pink.

>>722489097
prove it

5.3", 68kg

>>722489404
I'm being honest. Why I would make up being a fat piece of shit on the internet, I don't know. I neither benefit or lose anything from it. I give credit where credit is due.

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>>722488827
123 pounds. Five feet, five inches (plus a half inch).

>>722489195
I wouldn't go that far but I do have an undesirable amount of body fat. I want I six pack again like I had when I was 10.

>>722489469
you missed the part where you have to prove it. Also, use American standard of measurement. I assume everyone is American.

>>722489501
fine.

5'10 180lb male.

don't feel like getting out of bed to prove my weight.

>>722489554
Don't need to prove shit, also who doesn't know kg? Dumb American

How do I measure my height?

>>722489750
We #1. We set the rules.

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>>722488453
No direct proof but 138 lbs 5'11.5"
>tfw will never be 6ft master race
also, I am definitely going to be a couple of pounds heavier in a few days, I'm a faggy emotional eater and I stuffed myself so much tonight that I was in physical pain. I really need to kill myself.

>>722489805
Cringed

Do I use an ruler or an tape measure or what use?

>>722489935
>138 lbs 5'11

Please tell me you're a broad.

>>722489578
I guess since no one's going to guess:
383.8lbs
5'10
Male

You guys are no fun.

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>>722488453
No 'proof' but I'm 10st which is approx 140lbs. I'm just under 6ft and male.

The REAL issue that needs to be adressed is:
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING TOILET
What's with the broken zip tie?
Is your cat dead and stuffed or just retarded?
Sandals and socks, in your own home, seriously?

>>722490368
After seeing this post, I'm starting to think OP was trying to get us to see this and start a "legendary" wtf thread.

>>722490529
But no one gave a shit. kek

5'10 150 lbs

>>722490577
Exactly lol

No proof but I'm 225 and 6'1. chubby.

>6'7"
>250lb
>m
no proof, lazy

>>722489805
THIS

>>722490088
>prove your weight, tell us your height and gender.

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>>722490865
Me and my gf at a hockey game for further proof.

>>722490368
>i slipped on the sandals b/c I was about to go outside to smoke a fag
>yes, I should clean my whole apartment, but I won't
>yes, that's a zip tie; I dunno why
>my cat is just retarded

>>722491116
How do I prove height, tape measure?

>>722490529
my bathroom is just disgusting. I didn't intend for pretty boy to get in the picture but he wanted to see what I was doing.

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>>722490238
Nope male. I have pretty bad gyno though so I look fatter than my weight would imply.

>>722491342
>Pretty Boy
Do you let him fuck you as well?

>>722491257
you still can't read. that's ok it will all be over soon

>>722491393
i inherited him from a dead relative. He's the equivalent of a middle age man so it didn't seem right to change his name. And he is a pretty boy. He doesn't fuck anything, he doesn't have testicles anymore.

>>722491416
Oh I get it now. I weigh 160 lbs

>>722488453
5'10", 134 ibs, Male
Bad genetics made me into a perma-skinnyfag.

6'2
165

how much of a fat fuck am i if I'm 130kg @ 195cm (6'5")

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131 lb 5'6

What's the best way to measure my amount of tall?

165 6'3 male

>>722491734
>>722489935

you guys are making me feel fat

>>722492014
Genetically gay.. never thought this existed..

>>722491622
The very fact you vehomently stick to calling 'him' a "Pretty Boy"
DESPITE
The fact he has no testicles is truly tantamount to how much of a fucked up individual you are. You still haven't answered my question as to why you're wearing socks and sandals in your own home.

>>722492139
you can't read, just like the other guy. I blame Common Core.

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>>722492356
I answered twice, actually. I took the picture right before going outside to smoke. I didn't want to go outside in socks and I didn't want to put on shoes.

>>722492014
Are you a grill? I won't comment on your butt until you answer

>>722491843
I don't speak KG

>>722491764
low effort comment

This is my other cat. You may post cats in my thread if you wish.

>>722492384
>just like the other guy
kek. I am the same guy. I'm samefagging.

>>722489703
Thanks for participating

>>722489770
Common Core

>>722490254
Sorry. Im kinda slow

>>722492893
o

>>722491142
Nice hairline, mf

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>>722492615
Fuck you and your 'thread'

>>722492615
Chimp legs

>>722493467
thanks for the bump

>>722493576
pls explain

>>722493848
Oops, I meant Hobbit legs. My bad.

I'm lazy
155 pounds 5'10 tall for my gender

>>722494035
this is true. I should be a hobbit for halloween

>>722494163
u hot?

>>722488453

6"2

187lbs

Male