Bondage and daddy issues thread.

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Oh, hey, Squash.

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Squash has daddy issues.

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Oh boy.

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>>722479584
Ohio.

>>722479592
NANI!!?!??!

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Daddies are so sexy.

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>>722479658
Watch the sass. I own you until paid back.

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>>722479675
Gozaimasu

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>>722479473
I had no dad
So this thread is perfect

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>>722479729
shit.

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>>722479756
Bless you.

>>722479836
Art thou mad, for I have styled upon thee?

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>>722479923
and you as well

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>>722479675
Gay daddy issues.

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>>722479473
do those two necessarily go hand in hand?

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>>722480097
I miss my Ena folder now.

>>722480166
HUSH

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>>722479923
No, just kinda realizing I might have inadvertently done a deal with the devil- Only the devil is actually a faggot, and instead of my immortal soul he's after my ass.

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>>722480184
Yes.

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>>722480344
I'm intrigued.

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>>722480344
Face it. You're basically my dog.
Ass thing still standing.

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>>722480329
No, now touch my butt.

>>722480344
Do it.

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>>722480329
I can give you a bunch later or something.

>>722480344
sauce?

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>>722480329
Its ok
Snarf can play Daddy with you to satisfy yo fetish

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>>722480477
>

>>722480478
I have the comics saved.
Just have to cap.

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>>722480585
Ah, that's what you meant.
Gotcha.

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>>722480184
There is a fetish name for girls into the daddy thing, "mini" I've heard is the term.

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>>722480457
The hookers and blow weren't gonna buy themselves and he made me an offer I couldn't refuse- Fuck that was a fun weekend, too bad I can't remember it.
>>722480469
THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

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>>722480857
sounds terribly gay.

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>>722480857
I use rope.

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>>722480477
No.
>>722480480
Bastion

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>>722480914
You'd know, wouldn't you?
>>722480969
pls no

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>>722481272
not to that extent.

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>>722481456
For the best, really. Show up to one of those parties and you'd most likely leave in the trunk with the rest of the penis receptacles :^)

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Movies and snuggle times.

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>>722481819
Have fun~

>>722481718
stop that

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>>722481702
I use the penis

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>>722481883
What?

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>>722481902

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>>722481994
I'll fuck you up kid

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>>722482074

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tho theres two guys at work who are hot enough to bottom 4.
one in an 8/10 sense
other is like a 6 but has the unpretensed ego of a 10.
latter is probably hotter cause of that, I'd fuck him too.

no homo though bro

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>>722482290
Hello, kitty.

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>>722482290
oh hey wem dont look we're talking about gay stuff.

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>>722482262

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>>722482440
made only one of them bigger for comedic purposes.

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>>722482388
hola

>>722482414
oh ew

>>722479675
A-are you from Ohio?

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>>722482648
no str8s allowed you should leave

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>>722482648
What's up, sweetcakes?

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>>722482701
o-oh....ok..

>>722482843
talking to duder on the phone. i feel kind of sick to tummy
whatcha doin?

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>>722482954
why you sick dude

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>>722482954
About to step out for a few.
Are you okay?
When did your tummy start hurting?

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>>722482894
>leggings
welp its not gay anymore.

>>722479473
Moar of this
sextoyget.com

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>>722483015
Hey, Robert.

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>>722483002
idk. i ate food and now tumtum is sad

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>>722483120
why was it spicy or have you just been sick?
that isnt usually a normal reaction.

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>>722483114
Hello.

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>>722483092
maybe a hlaf hour ago. where you going? for a smoke and walk?

>>722483182
tumtum gets sad when I eat lots of things.

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>>722483261
omg you fatty

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>>722483219
How's number 19 coming along?
>>722483261
Probably the former.
What did you have to eat?

>>722481781
sauce?

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>>722483298
no i mean like lots of different types of foods can make my tumtum sad
but i am fat

>>722483322
nice.
i had mole and rice.

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>>722483322
It's coming along slowly.

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>>722483464
Oh
I can see why that explanation had different meanings.
I assumed you meant by eating a lot.
what did you have then?

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>>722479473
My dad is a blacksmith and sometimes i like to smell his bedsheets, bootyfull smell of iron and sweat

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>>722483526
i had mole.
eating a lot at one time also makes tum sad
what did you eat?

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>>722483449
http://whitetigerkittypaws.tumblr.com/post/138010369283/citrusification-abs-and-dicks-in-black-and
>>722483464
The mole might have been the culprit.
>>722483480
I eagerly wait its completion

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>>722483613
icecream cake (sisters birthday), a couple of wheat thins and hummus..
later some sushi and tea.

>>722483733
at different times of day I might add, not at the same time.

>>722483728
maybes :c

>>722483733
that sounds danker than dick dude.

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>>722483728
You and I both. I think the color is going to darken.

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>>722483819
that would be a way to top it off.
and yeah they were all pretty good.

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>>722483819
At least it was good going down, right?

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>>722483885
what kinds of sushi do you like to eat the most?

>>722483947
oh it was delicious.

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>>722483866
Have you already shown me 17 and 18?

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>>722484093
I never had mole before.
How would you describe its taste and smell?

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>>722484093
just cali roles, sashimi with the slabs I'm not terribly into, mainly because they're hard to without chopsticks and who keeps those around amirite.
I've made my own a couple of times, usually they just turn out as sushi burritos cause I cant get it to stay stuck closed.

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>>722484100
I think so.

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>>722484317
Are you currently selling any?

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>>722484390
No, nobody around here is interested.

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>>722484230
taste varies depending on who makes it, what brand, what restaurant, what part of mexico. and ii couldn't tell you what it smells like. smells like spices?

>>722484272
sashimi is my favorite. lets me appreciate the fish more instead of all the other things.
yeah we just make burritos out of them too basically if we make our own rolls.

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>>722484601
I'll have to try some for myself.

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>>722484601
yeah, when eating out I dont see terribly much difference.
it's just more of a convenience thing when I'm not.

my college had these vegan sushi burritos that were pretty cheap and really good too. I dont remember what was in them.
just that I bought them so often the store people would squirrel one away so I could buy it later cause they usually went by fast.

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>>722484839
update when

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>>722484897
literally never.

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>>722484996
I finally discovered the secret endings in the boat flash.

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>>722484764
hopefully it's made yummy where ever you get it.

>>722484839
that's nice of them.
I need to go out and have sushi soon. all my friends that eat it only like going to this place thats meh. they refuse to try any other place and it pisses me off.

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>>722485200
I know of like 4 specific businesses for that around here.
oddly the best I've found was at this (local non-chain) chinese buffet..
and well, you can have as many as you want but within reason.

two of those four were excessively overpriced, probably to try and pay off the decorations around the shop..

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why cant they make sushi beer

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>>722485647
lol. the "expensive" place around here isn't even that expensive.
My favorite place is this tiny ass hole in the wall behind this ugly quicky mart. turns people off because of that, but that have such great fishes

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>>722485952
thats great shit though, smallest shops usually put the most effort into it.
in expensive ones you're paying for the experience more than the food.
I actually tried that pf changs shit and it was 90% decor and 10% food, 75$ for three people and small portions.

>>722484861
>>722484897
>>722484579
ky

>>722486122
i had PFCHang once, but i remember nothing about it.
an old partner of mine worked at this amazing sushi place. like honestly the best I've had. was really expensive.
I miss that sushi. and that miso soup. oh god

>>722486866
only thing I remember is the PAINFULLY LOW bank account.
did you still get a discount?

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I think everyone else went to sleep..

>>722487212
yeah he got a discount for us, but I don't remember how much.
people would bail on massive bills of like $200+ and then the waiter of that table has to pay for it. super fucked up since you only get paid $5 an hour there. welcome to the south.

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>>722487400
kai went to smoke a bowl

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I didn't go to sleep.

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>>722487449
omg how rude not sharing.
>>722487406
that is pretty shitty, I've left a place after getting menus only once but that was before ordering..
also >5 an hour
jesus christ.

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>>722487658
i don't see how you can live with yourself after bailing of a bill like that. fucking whores.
yeah and that was at a really nice place too. I can't imagine what they pay you at a low end restaurant.

cringe thread, disregarding imagea

>>722487818
I mean cant be lower than minimwaiiiiiiiiit
waiters still get paid less cause tips, holy shit though lmao fuck that garbage

>>722488467
Wewwwwww!

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>>722488427
at least lots of places in Oregon still pay state minimum for waiters.
I don't see how anyone can make a living in the south.

>>722488695
powpwwpopwpowpwopow

>>722488802
Southern hospitality, babe.

>>722488802
Dat wem

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>>722488959
define this "hospitality"
I was in a constant state of unease the entire time I was in public.

>>722489041
oui~

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>>722488802
yeah that sounds awful..

>>722489204
HNNNNNNGH

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>>722489285
west coast best coast

>>722489369

>>722489422
Das not a wem, but I'll take it

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>>722489510
but it is

>>722479626
>>722479689
>>722481272
>>722482915
>>722484612

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>>722489422
east coast has some good places, washington not being one of them.

>>722489547
hola

>>722489663
i never been that far yet. would be interesting though. I think Kentucky will be the farthest yet

>>722489572
K I believe you

>>722489204
Southerners and hillbillies have always been good to me, tend to be very forward, don't hide much about themselves, treat them square and nine times out of ten they'll bend over backwards to return the favor. Even the most standoffish I've run across are such because they just want to be left the fuck alone to do their thing. Basically 60 years of being everyone's whipping boy in everything from comedy to politics has seemingly ingrained a certain penchant for hesitation.

And I mean, you're not hanging by your neck from a tree right now, yeah?

>>722489795

>>722489794
~~~~~~~

>>722489798
not hanging from a tree becuase I don't live in the swamps with grampappy/daddy/uncle/sister.