Ask someone who just turned down a threesum anything >ass

>>722476805
how did you find 2 dudes willing to fuck you?

>>722476805
is your bum all tired out from all that black dick you've been getting ?

>>722476805
Why do you think that turning down a threesome makes you desirable enough to be asked questions on 4chan?

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OP here, i will only answer serious questions...

>>722477137
how gay are you ?

>>722476895
>>722476912
>>722477039

Guys serious questions only please. You only get chances to talk to guys like me every once in a while.

>>722477263
Extremely. In fact, I dream about being drenched in black cocks every other night.

>>722477303
but there are plenty of fags on /b/

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>>722477263
not gay, thats the reason for not wanting to do it with them...

>>722476912
Yes, submitting your anus to black cock can be a burden over time...

>>722476805
ok ill be serious, why did you turn down a threesome ?

>>722476895
I happen to live near a local gay bar. There, you can hook up with a big black hunk as long as you walk up to him and bite your lip.

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PLEASE remember to keep the chat solely on topic

>>722476805
how many cocks will it take to convince you to join a group sex party ?

>>722477740
It is because my roommate asked to share his gf and I am not a homo

>>722477137
>Comes to 4chan
>Ask me anything guys im alpha
>Gets shit
>umm Serious questions only plz

>>722477740
Aha, now here's where I will begin to provide the real meat of the story:

On the day before the threesome, I visited my doctor and found out that I had HIV.

>>722478065
but, youre not gonna be fucking your friend, just dont look at what hes doing.

>>722477740
Because my ass is sore from last time

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>>722478159
Its too late now far too late

fat whore

>>722478159
That's the thing, though. I kinda.. teehee.... I kinda...

>"No desu dont say it"

I kinda WANT to fuck my friend

>>722477039
I dunno, thought I could offshoot an interesting topic into another interesting topic that relates to my HIV. Perhaps I should have directly created an AMA in regards to my HIV rather than my planned threesome...

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Does it not make me less gay to not want a threesum with another dude?

>>722478240
no, its not, just let him know dead on that you feel like that, but let him know you might be open to the idea. just make sure you get the poon end.

>>722476805

Didn't want to help mom and dad spice it up this Valentine's Day?

>>722478488
You know the rules.

Kill 8 homeless people or gtfo.

>>722478614
Also, post timestamp

>>722477303
That's pretty serious question.

>>722478694
for what purpose

>>722478750
Because it's /b/

>>722478614
for what purpose

>>722477303
"Guys like me" ohhh boy OP

>>722478874
Well, you need to show proof if you're going to follow the rules and kill 8 homeless people

You are gay because you said you "turned down" what we now realize was a devil's threesome. Any hetero would have reflected on that differently.

>>722476805
Sup OP, I also turned down a threesum.
Friend's gf asked if she could fuck me for her birthday, he said only if he could be involved.
I was flabbergasted by the conversation. We are no longer friends.
She was a 6/10.
I believe in keeping your life simple, shit like this just makes life complicated and messy.
If she was a 9+ I prolly woulda done it.

You turned down a threesome because you wpuld rather have gay cowboy scat-fetish butt sex than vanilla cowboy butt sex?

>>722479727
*would

>>722479727
If you fail to answer in 10 seconds after this post is sent OP...I will automatically believe that you are fake and gay

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>>722476805
Same here OP
>girlfriend has crazy friend who obviously likes me
>girlfriend too naive to tell
>friend always likes my photos and flirts with me when i'm there
>friend finds out her boyfriend had a threesome
>keeps asking my girlfriend to have a threesome with me to get him back

would do, but she's crazy and she'd try and make my gf leave me afterwards to get with me again. also don't know how i'd please 2 girls at once.

>>722476805
Fake and gay confirmed

op, how many women have you been with

>>722479997
I don't know, but one of em' was your mom.

>>722479369
That's messed up. How whipped was your boy that his gf could convince him to let her fuck you with him. I don't know about a 9 being better. It would almost be easier to do your bros girl if it were a putty fuck.

>>722480195
so youre the one shes been pegging

>>722478065
what did they ask you to do and who's idea was it? also, is she hot?

>>722480565
He knows cause she won't peg her baby boy anymore. Mommy why!

>>722480313
He wasn't even really whipped, just brainwashed. It wasn't that he was addicted to her and would do anything to keep her, it's that he thought if he said no he would be trying to control her and thus be a bad guy.
There is a difference, but both stem from the same problem, super beta.
A 9 would be better, because it'd actually be fun. Why would I complicate my life for a 6? a girl 2 points lower than the girls I was banging at the time anyway.
This is all happened during my whore phase, so banging a nine would've been tempting enough to make me bend my values.
NOW, not even a 10 would do it. I'm old, and settled. Not worth the inevitable drama.

Would you do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSmUwv0ZSIE

>>722480821
Words of wisdom I suppose.

>>722481061
You seem disappointed.
Sometimes the best thing for the long run feels disappointing in the moment.
It's like inflicting yourself with a small amount of discomfort now, to save a world of stress later.
That's the moral of the story.