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IT'S TIME FOR A GREENTEXT THREAD
>be me, male, turned 18 recently
>flashback to tumblr days and I roleplayed on tumblr as a mortal kombat character
>girl from this tumblr roleplaying community talks to me again
>add her on skype
>talk to her on skype once
>stop talking
>messages me (actual message)
>"Y'know, we haven't spoken in a while (read: ever). Wanna remedy that?~"
>FUCKING SAYS THIS
>"Well, Skype gave the alert "anon is online", I thought "oml who is that" then turns out it's a cool dude who I hadn't really spoken to much beforehand~"
>ya sounds cool
>today
>"So I kinda did a thing today, I bought some tights, cut them down, and made thigh highs"
>!!!
>Ask her to show me
>shows me several amazing photos of her legs
>cosplaying
>She is fucking hot as fuck
>Instant boner
>"D'aw, all of this excitement over li'l ol' me? Also, my legs are pretty much my greatest asset (other than my fashion sense). Also, yup, happy Valentines Day, hope you like your present~!"
>super excited
>bunch of pictures of her in a pair of boxers and black thigh high stockings
>"So, I have three highly suggestive cosplay pics, two are essentially the same (but one is in darkness, the other's in a messy room), and one is the aforementioned Creative Use For Jotaro's Hat~"
>Send her pic related
>she sends me 4 pics of her laying down in thigh highs
>tell her that I'm fapping to it
>tell her i want to rip her boxers off
>"Hehe you're so kind~<3"
>amidreaming,jpg
>continues to tease me with revealing pics
>see one pic with her hand in her boxers, I think I can see her pussy
>ask to call her on skype to mutually masturbate
>SHE AGREES
>she lives in england so it's late
>I sit there awkwardly praising her and worshiping her
>sends me another pic
>I'm waiting to see her pussy
>one more pic
>sit there awkwardly
>she's grabbing a bulge in her boxers
>sit there awkwardly for five minutes
>SHEHASAPENIS.JPG
>ask her with MY VOICE "is that a penis"
>she says yes in chat
>AWKWARD
Continued?
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Cont please
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Why OP?
why?
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>>722465577
>checked
cont
>I change my mind
>wasn't in the mood for cock, I wanted to watch a girl rub her clit and see some tits
>not even straight
>feels bad to me
>talk to her for like 20 minutes about it
>HOLY SHIT AWKWARD
>still looks good in thigh highs
>feels good man
>pic related
>not posting any more sorry dudes
>never see her uncut british cock
>she's trans
>"OwO"
>pic related
>ramble about how bad people are
>ramble about how a girl with a pussy wouldn't do that for me probably
>she thought I was hot or cute or something
>tell chick with dick to go to bed
>nighty
This all happened minutes ago. Post your greentext stories.
How did I not see the bulge earlier? I think it was that I was convinced from the start that she was a girl with a pussy, not a cock.
BONUS
>she mentions traps
>"It's not gay if they're cute"
>giggle
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bumping because more people need to see this
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I just got friend zoned by my crush
on valentine's day
so that's nice
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>>722466830
thanks
>>722466676
cool
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>>722466676
actually not cool im sorry man
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>>722466962
It's okay I was expecting it
I didn't have much of a chance anyways
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>>722467061
ah. Greentext? or not worth it? It's a greentext thread my dude
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>>722466676
that's funny
I just stole this loser's crush
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>>722467302
not guy you were talking to but in same boat
>be me, a few months ago
>find a super cute ftm trans guy
>being bi, he pushed all of my buttons
>hit it off on discord
>hardcore crushing for a while
>be me, a week ago
>ask him out
>rejected
>say it was a joke
>growing further and further apart since
>tfw i lost the guy of my dreams because i couldn't give up my lie
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>>722467302
>be me
>autistic dumbass
>have had crush on this girl for at least 6 months
>she's not the hottest but she's cute and geeky and we understand each other
>today's valentine's day
>decide it's a great idea to make a move
>ask her to send nudes as a joke, we often joke about those things
>she says hell no, we are friends and I want us to remain friends and not become something else
>Jesus fucking Christ bigby
>y u do dis 2 me
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>>722467920
That's funny, I'm a vaguely bisexual ftm Trans guy
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>>722465577
this is why i don't touch this board
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>>722467920
Feels bad man
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>>722468009
got a discord?
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>>722468273
Nah I don't keep up with all those social media thingies you youngsters have going on on your internets
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>>722468675
I had a giggle m8
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In your defense those are some pretty fuckable thighs
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>>722469218
Thank you anon
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>>722467341
n-normies get out
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>>722470033
checked
>r-r-reee... desu
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>>722466213
Did you just check your own dubs? Leave 4chan and never return
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>>722470377
checked
I gotta get out now
lol just kidding i am le anonymouse xdd
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>>722471927
faggot
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