I am a girl. I don't know how to make myself cum. Any advice?

wtf, that's not the pic I posted. I don't even know who those girls are.

>>722459541
use a knife

>>722459736
yup. sounds logical. yes.

>>722459231
do u play with your clit or vagina more? ever been licked by a girl?

>>722459990
I don't know how to touch myself at all... never been licked by a girl only a boy.

>>722460277
is your pussy an innie or outie? how long have u been touching yourself for and how wet do u get?

>>722459231
>just had a pic of louis theroux for some reason.

this is my favourite thread of the day

>>722459231
how did you make the thumbnail stretch like that

>>722459231
please respond

>>722460484
I have an outie and if you are asking as in years i have probably touched my self about 6 times within the past two years and usually do it for about 20 minutes and feel nothing.

Hmmmmm...... gonna require some pictures to assess the situation and the proper technique to be used.

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>>722460685
I have no idea. I don't even know where it came from. I posted a picture of louis theroux.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vrqYhFfEStk

>>722460764
yo m'dude

>>722460969
hehe, what an adorable way of asking for nudes ~

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>>722460851
Can offer advice, but unless you timestamp something I'm going to assume you're a 35-year-old guy roleplaying

>>722461031
thanks

>>722460851
thats hot, would u show us what it looks like? do u get wet at all?

>>722461092
~

>>722461099
As far as I know I am a girl but I'll timestamp if people start to get too triggered.

>>722461289
>As far as I know I am a girl
we're on /b/, that describes most men

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>>722461552
guess so...

>>722461941
put your index finger and middle finger on your clit and lightly make circular motions. but even that is not necessary, just open your fingers in a V pattern, with the clit in the center and make circle motions with hand until it feels good and you are wet.

its better for your skin if you don't cum though. just edge it.

>>722461941
show pussy and body please

>>722460851
If you feel nothing then there's not much you can do...clits are sensitive as fuck, if you don't feel anything when you touch it then maybe you don't have the ability to feel it at all.

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>>722461941
eh...zero proof you're not a trap but it'll do for now I guess.

So the key questions are:
>have you ever made yourself cum, and how
>has somebody else ever made you cum, and how
>does touching yourself turn you on more but just not let you cum, or does it not have any noticable effect
>do you actually feel horny and the urge to do anything, or is this something you feel is normal and you should be doing

>>722462198
hmmm... how long until it feels good? it just never does.

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>>722462281
1. I have never made myself cum without speciaal help.
2. yes. Just many ways but through foreplay and intercourse.
3. It has no noticable effect
4. Yes. I get urges ALOT.

>>722462314
maybe you need to relax more. I find that if i take just a little bit too much benadryl (or a diphenhydramine sleep aid) i get a little hornier.

it sounds like you are tense and uptight and need to relax.

>>722461941
Looks fake do one with ring finger and pinky in mouth

>>722462611
I am incredibly relaxed from all of the medication I am on. I do stress a lot though which is corresponding. hmmm... any other advice on how to relax?

>>722462700
I always wear a ring. I Never take it off. Didn't think I had my pinky in my mouth...?

>>722459231
Are you thinking too much or something? I just rub my clit with 2 fingers for a few minutes, then when it starts to feel good finger yourself a little and it feels amazing.

>>722462844
>medication
>falling for the hormone-destroying jew
there's your reason

>>722462700
oops.. read it wrong

>>722463037
do u get really wet before u cum usually? are you an innie or outie and how big is your clit?

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>>722462582

>Yes. I get urges ALOT.
so not likely to be a hormonal issue, that's good news.

>yes. Just many ways but through foreplay and intercourse.
capable of cumming is also good news. with the foreplay, was somebody else working your clit something that turned you on or exclusively other actions? (other foreplay, penetration)

>It has no noticable effect
possibly you've just got shit luck and cant cum from clitoral stimulation at all, possibly it's a situational thing, possibly you just haven't found the right kind of clitoral stimulation yet.

>>722463161
is this information necessary? I do get wet before I cum.

>>722462844
think about your pussy and think about a guy that you are attracted to looking at it and you showing him. make sure you feel it in your heart, too, because heart is connected to it in a way. but be gentle and slow.

>>722463271
well I'm just thinking bigger clits r easier to please, and if you have an outie maybe more to play with makes u wetter and easier to cum..

>>722463161
Do I get wet before I cum..well, yeah? I don't really understand the question

>>722463207
well him working on my clit did do it but other actions helped too.

>>722463435
I am very tiny. *gets shy*

>>722462844
ever tried sky ping with someone that turns u on or sending vids back on forth over kik? that way you're masturbating but also getting the turn on of someone else helping, like sort of a stepping stone to being able to cum by yourself..

>>722459541
one of those is you

>>722463533
well, it does actually help a little.

>>722463528
ah thats really hot and cute... i love tiny clits and lips! any chance you'd show us your clit?

>>722463561
definitely not. I have no idea at all where that pic came from. It confuses me.

>>722463659
nuhhh!

>>722459231
Do you watch porn? It can help

>>722463463
>well him working on my clit did
narrows it down then.

Your options are try different stimulation (some girls literally cant get off with their fingers and it takes a vibe/penetration/some other sensations). You can experiment a bit with that.

Another option is your meds. You might want to check the side effects, because anything that affects blood pressure or flow can make it a lot harder to get off. it's a shitty but common reason.

Other than that? situational. Make sure you're doing it somewhere you feel safe and wont be interrupted, maybe have a couple of drinks first, make sure it's to something you find really hot. Maybe give it a shot in the bath, that kind of thing.

>>722463832
Yeah. I try touching myself to porn but it never does the job.

>>722463833
damn. My meds do temper with my blood pressure but I do need them.

>>722459231
op show a pic of your clit w/timestamp so we know you are really a girl and not some weird guy.

>>722463647
kik me jd_g3

>>722463903
Odd. Because you can't cum during intercoarse and foreplay so the problems are probably psychological.

>>722464043
No nudes pls. I just too shy for that shit.

>>722464111
Can*

>>722464083
wuy?

>>722464023
>My meds do temper with my blood pressure

yeah most likely culprit right there. a lot of antidepressants do that too.

You can try upping the stimulation using a vibe and similar, but otherwise you might just have to talk to your doctor about it. it's an awkward issue but common, they might be able to offer advice.

now you may post nudes as a thankyou for our help

>>722464111
hmm... could be actually.. ~^~

Definitely a guy. Abandon thread, shove your sausage fingers up your ass

>>722464168
>I just too shy for that shit.
let me rephrase that for the other anons
>I'm a trap and trolling you all

>>722459231
u cant even have your own orgasm by yourself, u useless whore. This is why u need patriarchy

>>722464326
still not a dude haha. though masturbation could be easier if i was.

>>722464391
No thankyou. I am still not a trap.

>>722464221
cuz it'd be hot talk about cumming with an anon i met on here and cum with her

>>722464408
wow.

>>722464168
you gotta do something to prove you're a girl. show room, underwear drawer. i don't know, something that will convince us you are a girl.

>>722463783
so u got a thumb clit? thats cool too, no judge

>>722464538
will my room really prove I am a girl?

ITS A TRAP SOUND THE ALARMS

>>722464642
haha. Still not a dude.

>>722464723
Prove it then?

>>722464723
>>722464501
zero reason to believe you anon

tell you what, we'll compromise. You can skip the full spread, but you're going to have to get one tit out of that onesie.

>>722464637
that and full body shot of you, showing hips prominently. like in mirror with room as well. just cover face.

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>>722464538
dis good enuff?

>>722465096
Hell no, covering up as much as possible, hair covering majority of face. Gtfo you faggot

>>722465096
no timestamp, no shot of waist with hips.

trap? probable.

>>722465396
m8. I know the safety of not revealing myself on the internet. I am femanon for a reason.

>>722465096
shoulders looking a little manly there, bud

> "girl" on 4chan
> no nudes/proof
> admiralakbar.gif

>>722465531
Excuses, excuses..

tits or gtfo

>>722465526
I already made a time stamp. I have no hips in a onesie. would you like me to draw a frikin dick onan elephant that is wearing a tutu on a piece of paper next to the the date and shit?.

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>>722465096
SHOE ON HEAD!

>>722465593
how rude Q^Q. But yeah.. guess it's the onesie.

>>722465096
so uhhh, wanna come cam?
> icanhaz<DELETE>chat. com/tog

>>722465096
this was your attempt to prove you're not a trap? way to confirm you're baiting us

>>722465717
tits are the only proof at this point.

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>>722465096
well, you look like a girl

nice

>>722465887
dude. Name one reason a guy wants this info? I am not asking out of boy attention to be aroused. jeez.

>>722465741
I want to stay anon tho... don't want to reveal face. should I just change into a dress that shows cleavage?

>>722466000
Because you're a wannabe girl, faggot

>>722466123
try a dress that shows your dick, faggot

>>722466123
just fucking do it holy shit, stop dragging this out.

>>722466154
you hurt my feelings Q^Q

>>722465717
just show something to prove you're a girl. all we see in the picture is someone covering their body with their hair in face.

all you have to do is show hips, or show something that would prove you are female. just anything. you aren't that stupid.

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>>722466123
>into a dress that shows cleavage
>don't want to reveal face
Faggot confirmed.

If you got tits you better show them off or you're getting the boot fag.
No need to be self conscious here these freaks will fap to anything.

>>722466234
It's comments like the one above that made me question doing that...

>>722466238
It wouldn't be offending you if you were legitimately a female, though. Confirmed trap.

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c'mon OP, it's time to admit what you are

>pic related

>>722466362
Sarcasm dear...

>>722466355
You can take a full body without the head in the shot though, surely

I'd settle for trap pics at this point, I'm happy either way

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Show us that dick OP it better be cute.

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>>722466549
Please let this be good enough

Op is a trap, abandon thread

>>722466933
Still not naked. I mean you're cute, but could still be a trap. Eh, 8/10 says I'd risk it

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>>722466933
T R A P
R
A
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>>722466933
I'd risk it.
Show us a little more of that cleavage. We need to be able to see if it's tape or if those are legit.

>>722467187
welp... nudes are even less likely now

>>722466933
no. you seem like you are concealing. like why is the leg up? its to make it look like you have bigger hips? just lift the dress and show undies.

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>>722466933
Do what Karol-Chan did and prove to us your cleavage is real.

Don't think anyone's gonna stop until several nudes are posted to confirm or the thread dies and op never cums again :|

>>722459231
actually i know what will seal the deal. show your hands. put all your fingers together and show hands and take pic.

or show neck from side view.

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>>722467369

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>>722467632
Not true.
The ones that don't get lewd get the most respect.

If she doesn't show us her tits topless oh well.
>>722467632
Stick a pencil in your cleavage.

>>722466933
eh. still getting a trap feel here.

>>722466000
>dude. Name one reason a guy wants this info?
honestly? not going to be fapping to a single tit pic. It's to prove you're legit, and we're not wasting our time offering advice to some faggot baiting us.

seriously, post a tit or a crotch shot or something and then we can get past this part.

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>>722467632
>no feminine dick???

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>>722467632
das it bby

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>>722467632
WHERE'S THE DICK????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

>>722467832
sorry to disappoint... I don't have one

>>722467929
Tits or gtfo

>>722467632
you're covering the crotch, totally defeating the purpose of showing undies. showing hand is usually a giveaway because is the index finger is shorter it indicates man hand. but then again if you are a trap you might had girly predisposition.

but it would be more convincing if you show hand from top view with fingers together.

>>722468108
top view..?

>>722468108
Or literally just all panties from front haha

>>722468108
OP is going out of their way to give us the most common trap photos. it's bait.

>>722468238
i am literally doing as told...

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>>722467929
Prove it.

>>722468319
Remove dress, front shot, panties would show a bulge or not. Bonus for anything else you show

>>722468319
Fine, Tits or GTFO

>>722468319
You have two options:
1) Show panties from front
2) Show both hands, laid on flat surface, fingers fully visible

>>722468319
you were told to show your fucking tits or crotch from the start of the thread.

do one of those two things and this charade ends. until then you're a trap.

>>722468224
yes, but we want to see if there is a bulge. at this point you are prob getting turned on either way so you may as well just pull the panties down and show us whatever it is down there.

>>722468564
>Show both hands, laid on flat surface, fingers fully visible
the fuck is this mean to prove? Don't do this, it'll help nobody.

>>722468648
digit ratio can be used to indicate sex

>>722468648
man hands are easily distinguished from woman hands

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>>722468564

>>722468648
actually it does help. typically men have a shorter index finger compared to ring finger and women have a longer index finger compared to ring finger.

this is so like 85-90% of time, if not more.

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Did you get raped when you were a kido? Because that's how you sometimes get a pussy with no sensations.

>>722468319
no you're "technically" doing as you're told

your dancing around any proof, everyone here thinks your a trap you've lost the "shes shy" benefit of the doubt.....that come back when you've proven your not a trap but until then your a trap as far as /b/ is concerned

>>722468911
you know what? I'll accept this for now
what's with doing it in front of the shitter?

also probably should have asked earlier: how old?

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>>722459231
>)

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>>722468911
definitely not manly hands

>>722469064
I don't want to lose respect by showing my crotch....

>>722468911
hmm.....fingers otherwise there seems to be some tit-sag.......can we trust this?

>>722469226
"lose respect" you DO know you're on /b/ right?

>>722469170
I have no working late in my room except a lamp. it doesn't have enough light except enough for the bed. um... I am a teen.

Use the stinger, it's when you grab your clit with your thumb and pointer finger. Then fuck yourself with the 3 other fingers still clutching your clit.

>>722469226
Nobody even knows who you are. How could we respect or disrespect you? Once this thread is gone, everyone will forget about it.

Anyone else just really want to see a full body, all of OP naked now just to end this shit? Body is like 8/10 so far but still edging on that +2 because my Akbar sense is tingling, otherwise attractive and I'd totally wanna see all, even just out of curiosity. It's nearly 4am and I'm probably just being weird though :D

>>722469226
>I don't want to lose respect by showing my crotch....
are you coming back here daily with a well-known reputation to uphold? or are we literally in a thread anonymously discussing your crotch, where a pic of your crotch would be the most suitable thing around?

>>722469370
Going to assume you're 18-19. Cool. So what was the issue here again?

>>722468911
fingers aren't really together. imo the index finger is shorter. but that isn't 100% proof of trap.

the tits look real so i am up in the air. just show that cute little pussy and we'll be 100% convinced.

>>722468914
this has been disproved to have anything to do with sex.... it is completely depends on genetic ethnicity

>>722469358
yeah.. but I love it here. I just don't want to show more than needed for myself. plus... not entirely legal but it's not like /b/ gives a damn.

>>722469226
That's how you gain respect here.

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>>722468911
There are rules for a reason
TITS OR GTFO

141 replies to this thread is beyond comprehension

>>722469170
You desesperate fatass better go fuck a bear

>>722469370
great, 18.

Was asking because some of the shit that might help with getting off (Sex toys, alcohol) is hard to get when you're 18 and still live with your parents. but substitutes can be found.

>>722469604
>underage b&
MODS

>>722469226
i understand that. but you aren't giving us much to work with here. i think showing the underwear from the front would be convincing enough. and not cause you to lose respect. plus we wanna see your cute little pussy. maybe it'll help you cum tonight if you think of all the guys that got hard looking at it.

>>722469226
>lose respect
Hahahaha

fucking traps
hahahaha

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>>722469604
>not entirely legal

> regular 4chan user
> doesn't expect to have to post nudes

Should have seen this shit coming from a mile away op.

Instead of taking a shit load of bad pictures just take 1 good one and then ignore requests, these people will always want more.

>>722469579
i never heard of it being disproved, but fair enough. it isn't 100% foolproof anyway.

>>722469683
fucking shit way to over fucking react we're trying to help someone achieve orgasmic bliss here and you're gonna "muh clean morals"

>>722469840
got to admit, OP's fucking about kept the thread alive and the autists angry

well crafted b8

>>722469971
Trap bait no less

>>722469903
Oh my bad dude. I didn't realize that I had interrupted the one interaction with a female that you're gonna get this year.

Okay guys. I just want to know how to fucking have an orgasm now that I have been dumped by the only thing that releases any stress from myself and am trying to actually help myself and /b/ gives great responses because of all the colourful people here. Will a damn crotch picture with panties on prove that I am not a damn trap?

>>722470141
first, say you are 18

then, yes

>>722470141
But we want them off

>>722470141
yes, if legs opened and the lighting is good. but of course just put yourself in our shoes.

>>722470101
yea so fucking can it

>>722470211
yeah and that

>>722470211
that's the thing I am not. I'm a little under that's another reason I am hesitating.

>>722470141
post it and we'll see

might also want to dump a kik or throwaway email if you want advice to continue outside this thread, it's not like you'll be able to test out all the ideas in the next hour

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>>722470141
it might

To orgasm just get really horny
Go watch women having multiple orgasm from big dicks
Should get you worked up enough to flick the bean and cum

>>722470335
ABORT

>>722470335
I'm quite sure you're 18 anon

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>Not entirely legal

>>722470141
Legs open, clothes off, no face because compromise? Eternal /b/ love <3

>>722470335
??? no you're 18 because otherwise you'd be underaged and banned from /b/, right???

>>722470385
exactly!

>>722470335
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS

>>722470335
You're the same age as me and beautiful. Fuck. Why do laws hate me

>>722470335
for the record....they werent asking if you were 18 they were just asking you to say you were 18

hence a response like
>>722470392

>>722470335
Hahaha, nice Joke OP! We all know you just turned 18!

>>722470547
What law if you're the same age?

yeah I am 18 now. lul

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>>722470562
>>722470547
>>722470547
>>722470486
>>722470392
>>722470141
Inb4 op left ages ago

Or MODS MODS MODS

>>722470141
You've already been given advice, if you wanted to leave you would. You're either baiting or you wanna show us some skin

>>722470335
I requested a perma ban for your own safety. Also /b/ is 18+

>>722470551
she doesn't have to show her vagina, even if she really is 18. she can put a bathing suit on for all i care.

>>722470335
Look, we all know you're just saying that to get out of posting tits and pussy. So just admit you're 22 and post 'em.

>>722470335
MOOOOOODS

>>722470681
I have been given advice but none of it works.

honeslt most states are 16-17 anyways so its not even really illegal afaik

>>722470335
MODS OMG MODS !!

>>722470772
but >underaged b&

Are the mods asleep!?

>>722470335
>>722470551
UNDERAGES DETECTED! MODS MODS! please dont ban the rest of us

>>722470759
Then what the fuck do you want? You have psychological issues that won't let you cum, see a doctor.

>>722470809
fucken hope so

>>722467632
cam cam cam cam cam

>>722470759
Are you actually horny? If you get horny just rub your clit until you cum. Think about a Chad or something

Also is OP even here anymore?

>>722470849

>>722470547 This one not >>722470551

>>722470914
do you really think that is it?

>>722470335
Dear mod gods forgive us for we have sinned..

>>722471014
>inb4 permaban
Leave for your own safety. Stay longer and u will probs be permabeaned

>>722471014
....yes? If your boyfriend can get you off but you cant there's something wrong up there.

>>722471014
It's a possibility. The only sure way of knowing is by seeking professional help, but that's really only necessary if you've been struggling for years.

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>>722470335
Just got beaned
Abandon now

>>722470849
You are weapons grade retarded

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>>722470335
MODS!!!!!!

>>722459231
so are we gonna see the undies or should we all leave?

>>722471014
honestly? cant tell from here. there's at least 3 possible causes, but figuring out which would be the work of days.

I've done this sort of thing before and figuring it out can involve a tonne of talking and testing and figuring shit out as you go. You're not going to get a magical one-sentence answer.

>>722471486
Can someone do a push in case of b8 edit of this

>>722471268
it's been like that all my life. How do i even go about aasking for help?

>>722471599
i just want to know whether i was wrong or right about this person being a trap.

>>722471684
Doubt it. People with dicks dont have problemos with masturbating unless they have ED

>>722471684
Me too buddy

>>722471677
asking for help about not cumming? that's ridiculous.

if you want to cum, play with yourself and relax and use your imagination. think about dicks or your pussy or 6 packs or whatever gets you off.

>>722471677
Before you do so try riding something like a toy. If not go to a sexual health clinic and ask them

Trap confirmed let's move on

fucking shit this thread died....pull out guys the missions over we were soooo close to a panty shot

fucking moralfags

>>722471856
great idea actually! thanks.

>>722471599
Agreed, post more pics with timestamp

Grind on a pilow

>>722471969
I've never understood the whole begging for tits etc in threads like these

lack of pics, regardless of whether or not they show panties, makes me think the OP has left

>>722472137
oh kind soul. bless you :3

>>722472055
Fuck I forgot she's jailbait. FBI coming for me now.

>>722471677
seeing a therapist. tricky to do if you're US based though, they dont like to provide sexual assistance to 18-year-olds unless it's actually a health risk.

are the meds you're on antidepressants?

>>722472013
No problem.
Once again I'm 17 as well and kinda lo lonely so it'd be nice to talk more, so just send me a picture of that dress at [email protected] so we can maybe talk a little

found her - >

youtube.com/watch?v=eSmUwv0ZSIE

>>722471677
A lot of these guys are giving you advice that only accomplishes getting THEM off. But definitely relax. This kind of thing is far from uncommon.

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>>722472292

>>722472292
when he takes that underaged b& for that pussy

good job anon good job

if i had a slow clap reaction pic it would go right here

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>>722472292
UNDERAGE B&

>no timestamped nudes
>regular trap-like pics
>brings up 'but it would be illegal' as soon as pressure for nudes gets too much

you're being played by a 21 year old trap anons.
good bait thread OP, haven't seen quality trolling for a while

>>722472292
Oh, you're 17 ehh. :)

>>722472265
I am in the UK. Sexual Health clinics will help me. Gotta love the NHS. Yeah I am on anti-depressants among other things.

>>722472519
Yeah I am

>>722472319
still not me :3

>>722472524
L O N D O N
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>>722472292
"""" NEVER NEVER give any personal info or email around here. People on /b/ will dox you, ruin your life and destroy you """"

A good friend

>>722472575
underageb% MODS MODS MODS

>>72247263 newfag

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>>722472292
Have fun in the chokey faggot

>>722472524
>I am in the UK
changes everything. same as over here, you actually get support as needed.

so yeah, hit up a sexual health clinic and ask them. I'm guessing they'll put it down to your meds at first, but keep at it.

Also being in UK means it's easier to get booze. Hit up an off license, pick up a few half litre cans of something strong, get a buzz and then try fapping again.

>>722472575
I'll email you ~ I am OP. look out for Komoi.

>>722472524
Same here, good healthcare, also got my braces free back in secondary school, haha, toothyfag I was

>>722472368
its someone posting on an 18+ message board. they are the one violating the law posting. and nothing illegal has even been posted so there is nothign to fear.

what the police will come to your house and say "oh you were posting on an anonymous message board of some people who may or may not have even been real about sexual things, you are under arrest."

i mean, get real. no one is propositioning her its just a conversation on an 18+ message board that you have to agree you are 18 to post in. so none of us are in trouble.

>>722472636
You think that's my email? Its my buddy's I just know his shit

>>722472825
But then you just fucked over your 'buddy'?

>>722461941
Trap

>>722459231
OP we wanna see whether you are a trap or not please post undies.

k thanks bi

>>722472825
oh then... never mind... Don't look out for Komoi.

>>722472292
Take a picture with a pencil in your mouth

>>722473058
we have gone past that whole thing now i think.

>>722473251
Yeah sadly we missed out on nudes because we got back on topic

>>722473251
take a picture with a pencil in your ear

Stick your hairbrush in your pussy, fuck yourslf and make circles with your fingers around your clit

>>722472948
Yeah, he was a dick anyways

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>>722472524
Hey faggots you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply hello paedo or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep.

>>722472825

You've literally posted everything you could to make yourself look like a trap.

You posted covered shots of your chest - classic trap trick

You posted you in a loose dress with no cleavage - classic trap trick

You now claim you're underage, which I don't believe

There's an LGBT board here, you double nigger, stay on your containment board and stop shitposting

>>722473408
probably my favourite one.

practice yoga until you can insert some toes into your pussy, this will leave both hands free to work your clit as you penetrate yourself

>>722473633
that's not OP dumbass

but I agree

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He doesn't

eat some mangos. my gf used to have trouble cumming, but I read online eating mangos helps increase your virility. Now I make sure she eats mangos whenever we're going to get together

one mango == three cums

>>722473633
that's not even OP...

>>722473821
>>722473623
thanks for ruining the threat with those stupid pics. im out of here now. you brought down the mood.

>>722473894
what a peculiar tip.

>>722473894
eating pork and lard actually increases lust as well. my guess is she doesn't eat a lot of meats like that. beef can also be an aphrodisiac. pork is just a lust meat.

>>722474080
it works amazingly well anon, changed my sex life

>>722474196
I had no problem cumming with my ex it's the whole masturbation thing.

>>722472575
Crotch shot, plz

>>722474180
are you intending I need some meet in me haha

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>>722473992
Have you been upset by Paul "DJ Paulo" Richards the Britbong Paedo? Here's his genuine dick.

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>>722473894

>>722474361
were you on the meds at the time?

>>722474464
If you're OP, then all you need to do is post crotch

>>722474564
Yes I was.

>>722474464
well if you want to be horny pork will do it.

if you want to feel sexy beef will too. but beef is less dirty than pork.

i know from experience. if i eat pork i get wet dreams.

>>722474697
maybe he just had a magic dick? that could explain it

>>722474815
damn. How do I get him back?

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>>722474770
Nigga whuuut?

>>722474697
Come on, OP. You know the rules.

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>>722474770

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>>722474453
Well I'm not op but I'm flattered, here's my denim jeans

>>722474934
need to set a dicktrap
how good are you with knots?

>>722474934
show us your panties that will get him back. its magic i know that works.

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>>722474770
huh

>>722475016
Keep going, fool

>>722475039
what do you mean by that? Do explain!

>>722475170
answer my question first anon, how good are you with knots

>>722475040
haha, nice try ~,^

FACT: OP left thread after posting images

it's over folks, let's go home

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>>722475135
CAN YOU EVEN FUCKING HANDLE THESE JEANS?

>>722475215
as in tying knots? okay-ish.

>>722475299
Fuck, I'm gonna pre

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>>722474770

>>722475299
sup OP no. 2
~ Original OP

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>>722475245
:( you're right. we will never know whether op was trap or not.

and why i feel so disappointed? I don't know. i guess because a part of me was perverted...

yup... that's what it was, a part of me was perverted.

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>>722475455
GOING FULL MALE NIPPLE ON THIS SHIT! SOME MANLY MALE NIPPLE!

>>722475505
i hope that one sticks that's funny.

Buy a vibrator, get yourself wet, and then use it like you would a dick, rub your clit if it helps. It's not too hard

>>722475319
eh, practice a bit and get back to me, then we'll talk dicktraps

>>722475625
I delivered more than op

OP: thread is about to die
if you're going to dump that one final request or drop a way to keep in contact for more advice, now is your last chance.

I have more information about mangos and dicktraps available fyi

>>722475748
i would get one if I could.

>>722475505
This is funniest post ive seen in a long time

>>722475937
i'll give away my 2nd kik: Komoiii

>>722475962
Threads gonna die. Nudes or kick, RIP thread

>>722475962
What do u mean if i could? What's stopping you?

Kik*

>>722476044
Are you even Op?

>>722476234
Nah