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So I'm gonna kill myself, YES ILL STREAM FUCK OFF. But I'm

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So I'm gonna kill myself, YES ILL STREAM FUCK OFF. But I'm doing it in 3days. Death by hanging. I will be doing it on this school ground, I go to. (Senior In high school) (18) next to the baseball field, it's the box we're the storage is kept. I don't have a rope or anything ATM. I WILL DELIVER. I just need tips to make sure everything goes as planned
Thanks /b/, also HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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Pussy don't do it
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>>722458840
Pussy watch stream when I do it
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if your white dont do it, instead take all your money and just breed the fuck out of ugly 30 yr olds so they can carry on the white race
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allso magic is real m7 il send pics of cia proving it
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Welp, see you Friday.
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>>722459082
I'm Mexican
>>722459494
Cool
>>722459521
You too

ALSO can you all please give tips to see if it will work out
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dont suicide god will be mad
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>>722459739
Grrr god will xD rawr me
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>>722459706
The world is going to be judged soon enough - 21 aug, this year. no need to kill yourself

and heres more proof of god being real

the levithian
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whale
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>>722459979
lol wat?
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>>722460143
that
>>722459979
is the skeleton of a biblical beast
the leviathian

live your life for the lord instead
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This my platform but my school has a part on it that goes like 1foot up and there's a tree sturdy branches like 2feet above it
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There is also a shipment container I can use with Sturdy branches around it
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>>722460531
praying for you anon, to rise from the musk, and to go in the service of our lord
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>>722458699
>i want attention from daddy because I'm a cock-hungry faglord spic
Fuck off
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>>722460829
Nigger how am I asking for attention, I'm telling everyone fuck god and shit I don't care about that. I'm streaming this shit for /b/ nigga u drunk or some shit if u think I want attention. I just wanna be outta here
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Bump bump bump bump
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Beump
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I need a rope, would a jump rope work?
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>>722461042
rest assure you will regret. I don`t know what you`ve being going throught, but when i`m sad and think of that kind of "solution", I always remember some moment that I was happy, and that there is always something out there worth living for. Don`t quit the game, look for a new stage. move away, meet new people, get a new job, meet a new country, find love. Wish you well.
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>>722463258
Oh and smoke pot, it helps lol
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some weak genes right here boys
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>>722463258
Na. I've been thinking of this for 3years. And I want to give to the 4chan community
>>722463348
Already do
>>722464208
Sexy
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Hey Bro since you're gonna die can you PayPal me some money? [email protected]
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>>722464571
I'm 18 without a job lol
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>>722464936
Oh, can it be a game or anything? I've always wanted to receive something from someone who's about to die.

Also, injecting yourself with air would be easier than hanging
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>>722459979
What is live with paranoid schizophrenia like?
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>>722458699
Okay you don't need rope, a sheet will due. If you're gonna stream do it in high quality. Kill any you hate on your way out, because fuck them.
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>>722466055
>>722466055
1. I will fulfill your request with the stream.
2. I want to do this quickly. Not take the time. I was deciding on making a suicide kit but that would be boring. Or I would piss in bleach or mix bleach and windex and have fun. But I got no we're to do it at. So I would just hang
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>>722466620
Nice, will take in note. Also what do you think is the highest streaming quality website to do it on
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>>722458699
What city/town faggot?
I probably won't catch the stream, so I want to know what local news to keep an eye on.
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>>722466692
Mustard gas is really painful, do you really want to suffer like that? You might as well just overdose on paracetamol
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U will not deliver
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>>722467364
Eh, that's why I would enjoy hanging. >>722467242
Tf lol just catch stream. You can literally find what school I'm doing it at cuz my town is small
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>>722458699
If you are serious then post timestamp.

Or else you are just another faggot begging for attention.
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>>722467461
Ok, sure, just keep look out for new post with link, cuz I bet this one gonna get 404'd
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what u streaming it on
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>>722467242
Dont post city. Post general area.
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Bull shit u pussy
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>>722467577
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>>722468035
Sure
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https://youtu.be/NRFTSh56gEE
No No
This one fits...
https://youtu.be/WPoY_H1SeqE
Honor bro You have to have honor
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>>722467809
I don't know yet, Ima look right now
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>>722458699
You ain't gonna do shit.

First off, tell me why you want to do it in the first place. Is it because you have absolutely no future except misery and suffering, or is it just because you broke up with or got rejected by some chick?

If it's the latter, that's not worth killing yourself over.

Suicide is only something you consider in the face of a fate worse than death, that you can do nothing else to avoid. Even then, there's the chance of eternal suffering in Hell.
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>>722468457
Keke
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When are you going to do it? I don't want to wait
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>>722459082
Children born to parents who weren't ready to be parents, and only bred because "nothing better to do" is what's killing the white race. And the black race.
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>>722468714
Majorly depressed for 5 years. I have all shit grades. Record for drugs. Suspended for sexual harassment. And can't get a job.
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>>722468987
3days.
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>>722469083
Welp, good thing I'm neither of those
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>>722468286
Oh shit nigger

Just remember if you suicide then everyone you dislike wins. If you suicide everything you find good loses.
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Can you leave a message when you do it? Something like "pepe did nothing wrong" or some meme shit
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>>722463258
how will he regret it if dead? I mean I dont think you should kys unless you choose seppuku, but with a katana. Most badass way to go out and how I would if i ever choose to. Hanging is lame and shameful but seppuku is badass. I dont think you should do it, go out and do something with your life, but if you are abs certain seppuku is the way to go (albeit painful).
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OP not to be a white night but things will get better
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>>722469564
Do this print this page out and put in your pocket for them to find
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>>722469808
You could always kill yourself and put that in your pocket
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But if you keep your virginity to age 30 you'll become a wizard, don't you want wizard powers you fucking bitch
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>>722469564
I am I'll put "Pepe told me to"
>>722469694
I'm not a weeb, don't got a katana
>>722469808
KEK ok
>>722469884
I will
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>>722469884
Or kill a fag like you and put it in your pocket
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>>722469998
At age 30 I would be a meth addict or some shit KEK
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>>722470181
U mad keyboard warrior kek
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>>722458699
you dont have the balls to do it
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Or I should make a Instagram account and tell everyone to follow it In my suicide note
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Write "for moot" or "/b/" on your forehead kek
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>>722470375
I think I've shown enough proof that I am going to do it. So cool
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>>722470444
I will cut /b/ onto my forehead and put swasticas
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Ok so this is what I got, 3 days. Hanging myself. From a tree on top of a storage container. With some rope I find, live streaming on iPhone 6s. Making it hella memes. And yeah. So does anyone got any requests? When the stream sterts ofc
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>>722470571
No you won't bullshit total bait
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>>722458699
Please don't make it faggy. If you are gonna do it just do it. Don't ruin it with shitty memeing
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>>722470722
What time should we be looking for the thread, and what hotwords should I search for?
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>>722470722
Use periscope. A iPhone 6s will be great quality
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Stop suicide is a waste self harm is the most you should do.
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>>722470827
>>722470879
>>722471094
Lol k
And I was kidding about cutting my forehead what are you fucking monsters? KEK >>722470941
Haven't decided yet
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>>722471052
Can't the stream get taken down from that?
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>>722470941
Name keywords I should put in
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>>722471359
Think tiny chat was what the last person used
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>>722471288
Fuck. You better put /b/ somewhere on there though.
>>722471417
Just put "Eggplant parmesan" somewhere in the post.
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>>722471538
Kk, and I'll put a huge /b/ on my chest with sharpie
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>>722471707
Godspeed anon. I hope the next life treats you better.
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Write "For le 9gag army" on a piece of paper and attach it to your shirt or something
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dont you think your parents would be distraught and even more so after they find out you did it for "le lolz xD?" you'll either cry or puss out on stream
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>>722472175
Lol na
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>>722473149
see you on friday then
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>>722473276
:)
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Guyyyyzzzz what site can i do on my phone
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nobody cares enough about you to even watch you die.
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nobody cares enough about you to even bother watching you die faggot.
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Nah, you're still a sissy fag. No. You. Wont.
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>>722473841
>>722473914
>>722474113
Even better.
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Working on making a solid noose, just practicing on shoe laces
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Do you see a problen here op.
At school,
Live stream.
Some asshole is gonna call the cops and you won't suffocate.
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>>722475064
It's true this is a big flaw
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>>722475064
I'm not giving out my location. I am doing it after school. (Wouldn't want any people getting sad ya know) and I'm keeping my location a secret on stream. I think I'm good + it will be fast
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>>722475195
Yeah.
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Hey faggots you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply hello paedo or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep...
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>>722475195
Also, it may or may not be at my school xD
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OP don't mind these white knights and moralfags. These newfags ruining /b/.
I'd like to see your stream.

Do it naked and paint "MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN" on your chest.

Btw have you typed a farewell letter? Put as many dank memes in it if you can. I can help type it with you.
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>>722474528
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Also, what's the longest it will take for it to work?
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>>722475594
I know, the only part I just started thinking about was what if someone snitches. But fuck it lol.and yeah I need to make my letter soon
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>>722475600
LOOL
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can i have ur bank account info?
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>>722475807
Anyway to contact you? Got kik?
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>>722458699
>>>722468714
>Majorly depressed for 5 years.
Join the fucking club, cry baby

>I have all shit grades.

Thats because you're retarded

>Record for drugs.
Easy Billy

>Suspended for sexual harassment.
Leave no witnesses

>And can't get a job.
You're 18, you dumb fuck. Worry about grown up shit later.
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>>722474528
go for nylon based rope not twine, 500 pound should be fine.
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>>722459706
>>722458699
You're that same faggot from yesterday, this is b8

OP's a faggot, sage in all the fields
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>>722475807
I need your contact info. I can help you type/edit the farewell letter. Do you have kik?
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>>722468286
Come on bro it can't be that bad to consider suicide what about your family ? Think of the hurt they will feel . You never know what tomorrow brings you can wake up a fucking billionaire for all you know with crazy pussy 24/7 . It will get better some of us have been there and it gets better
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>>722469336
Not if he includes their names in his goodbye letter, then they have to live with his death for the rest of there lives hahahahahaha
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What time would you do it? Put time in GMT to not give your location away.
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>>722476358
No>>722476359
Ima set up discord
>>722476603
Lol
>>722476605
Is there any other ropes I can use? I'm 140pounds
>>722477265
Other post got 404'd and not bait but k
>>722477762
Lol wat
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