How do I get a Brazilian native girlfriend? >I live in New

>>722450154
Hang yourself

>off yourself
>be reincarnated
>keep offing yourself into you're reincarnated as a brazillian native
>give two chickens two her dad
>done
>the most important thing though is to off yourself

Time to get realistic old man

>>722450154
You'd better be one charming mofo

>>722450154
Depends are you Jeffrey Dean Morgan 50 years old or Denidevito?

>>722450154

You're old as fuck. Time to leave your autistic fantasies behind and get off of 4chan in order to try and leave your mark on this world. Not much time left now.

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OP here
look how fucking hot she is

>>722450154
skype
or get munny

find the social network platform they use and start spamming

natives are hard, you'd have to go there since they dont use tech

>>722450346
>just be charming
>don't share a language
>don't share similar attitudes to courtship

>>722450707
>don't share a language
>don't share similar attitudes to courtship

One can learn those. You cannot learn to be charming

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literally post anything on Twitter

>>722450154
>I'm 50 years old
>I have no money
>How do I get a Brazilian native girlfriend?
You dont

>>722450818
oh yeah sure tell me how you're going to learn a language from a tribe that has like 30 people in the middle of the rain forest

>>722450577

She probably has aids.

>>722450154
You simply won't, my friend. No money, no pussy. That's how every single Brazilian girl is, with few exceptions.
Trust me, I live in this hellhole.

go to brazil, wander trough the rainforest butnaked for 2 months looking for a native tribe, get high on spitjuice and rip your own cock off to prove your manliness to the village elder and maybe.. just maybe

>>722451633
>culture so secluded from outside infection that she'd probably die if you breathe near her
>probably has aids