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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

Claim :o

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>>722448605 (tali)
hello not bun

>>722448672 (mean anon)
Still?
>

>>722448733 (louise)
of a 2d qt

>>722448735 (alice)
Ah I just have some meds now, but I cant take just yet cause they make me drowsy and I have class soon.
Ahh, well I hope you get better and happier!

>>722449204 (Anon?)
You just gotta keep looking. I dunno where you live though, of course.

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>>722449204
Start a business dude it's the only way.

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>ITT

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>>722448590
Don't forget that I'm a student. Just imagine going to a place full of students, many of whom like to party... but don't like spending too much. It's especially easy when some idiot comes by that wants to show off how 'cool' he is.

I suck at descriptions, the best I can describe it as is: it was strong as hell, but not as strong as real cossacks vodka. But once I got a little bit more used to it, it tasted really well. Definately something that I might try out with cooking in the future

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>>722449399
poi
>>722449486
i'm not mean -_-

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post your favorite love song

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Will you give the rolling hills
So tonight I can stand among a thousand thrills?

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>>722449016
no

>>722449615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IJKe1mCgVo

as I forget

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>>722449486
The cutest 2d.
..She maybe has a reason to be
>>722449615
You know, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK15L55CtGc

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>>722448864
You should do something for Utaha today!
>>722449016
As it turns out, I wish I did too
>>722449486
Ah, you went to a doctor did you? THe pills they give for strep are fucking huge if I remember them properly. What class do you got today?
Nothing a bit of alcohol can't fix. Probably
>>722449560
POIIIIIIII
Yes you are slacho :o

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>>722449504
Disney was quite the pervert
>>722449486
Hows it going?
>>722449700
I totally missed your reply and thought you were ignoring me...

>>722449504
Don't do this.
Starting a business will make you poorer than ever and will probably fail, leaving you homeless.
Join the Military, good pay, good education, serving your country, visiting new locales.
I know a couple of guys deploye to Japan so if thats your dream, I suggest military.

>>722449615
https://youtu.be/zc8hbSM1zVo

>>722449813
As an ex militaryfag, do not do this. Todays military is bullshit.

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>>722449556
So you sell to college students?

I was never really much of a party guy in college. I studied and worked my ass off and all I got was a worthless degree and tons of debt.

I hate strong tasting alcohol. Like I said I love cider. Angry Orchard is my favorite brand, especially in a can, I don't like bottles really.

>>722449791
Yeah he was obviously into bestiality.

>>722449813
How so? Starting a business requires no debt. Just go door to door offering a service.

Military is also a good idea and I recommend it if you're young. I should have done it when I was 18. I would have been out by the time I was 24 and been with my dog honeys much sooner.

>>722449486
Hopefully there's another diesel shop hiring. Maybe I'll ask my uncle to pull some stings.

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>>722449920
Really? Why's that? Aren't there a lot of benefits? Pop a few sandniggers and you're set for life. Hell, I'd do that for free.

>>722449615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnEOeE9zHU8
>>722449771
no i'm not -_-

>>722450070
nice hair

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>>722449791
nah, I don't ignore people

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>>722449921
So was stevie Spielberg
>>722449983
Except only like 1% get to actually go kill sand niggers plus you are now property of the us gov and lose any free will and they look for ways to fuck you.

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>>722449771
i dont know

>>722449486
Did you do anything for the purple thing to celebrate Valentine's Day?

>>722450133
Well i did say you're waifu was uncute so it would have been understandable
>tali

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>>722449615
https://youtu.be/7RJrNnRpVHg

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>>722449656
well you aren't the only one now
>>722449771
oh well maybe next year

>>722449813
I have a friend in the forces.

Shame they ain't doing a whole lot other then going to Latvia or Ukraine for peace missions.

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>>722449771
I used to get strep throat all the time when I was younger but as I got older and spent my life with my dogs my throat became stronger from having to dominate them and put them in their place when they fought each other.

Now I don't get strep throat. My throat feels much stronger from simply speaking louder much more often.

>>722450136
Well nothing's free. It's a contract. Trade 4-6 years of your life for the GI Bill and other benefits.

The main reason I wouldn't join now is because they don't give a shit about your dogs if you join. If they provided accommodations for you to take your dogs with you on deployment, I would probably consider joining.

It'd be like a guy taking his wife with him on deployment.

Why isn't there an option like that anyway?

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>>722450363
Consider the following:
Nobody gives a shit about your mongrels

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>>722450197
True, but you un-said it!

>>722449921
You obviously have no experience with businesses.
You need a product. A way to make and sell this product.
Ingredients & shop = $$$
Acquiring enough money to do this if you're not the 1% is almost impossible if you don't get a business loan.
Boom you're already in debt with the bank.
If your small business doesn't bloom you might have to shut down if you go bankrupted.
Then you're in even more debt.
>>722450136
This is wrong.
I know a few anons who have been deployed to Japan. Plus if you don't feel like risking you life you can join the Chair Force. Also soon, and from judging from the US deployment in Japan and the news about Korea's ICBM, we might be fighting Koreans instead of sandniggers. A Suika claimer that used to come on was deployed to Japan. Also another claimer, i forget who was currently deployed there.
But again if you want to sit on your ass being a bureauocrat, best bet is to join Chair Force.
Tali, I doubt a cuck like you is exmilitary.
Also during war time you have a ouroose in life. A cause to fight for.

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>>722449560
You are to me.

>>722449700
Exactly my point... But she's not the cutest 2d, Yohane is.

>>722449771
I have speech and jap, real close to being done though. You should less alcohol.

>>722449791
Not bad, just kinda sick. Yourself?

>>722449813
Well, you're wrong. Shit pay, shit education, no one cares about serving their country. But I'm in Japan and have free college, so that's a plus.

>>722449983
You're never set for life in the military.

>>722449980
Try it. Good luck!

>>722450195
I didn't, I was sick in bed all valentines day!...

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>>722450363
>because wives and dogs are a distraction
Also make sure to take the right gi bill and oh they'll take it away if they can. Tho VA loans are nice to have but all in all it wasnt worth 4 years.
>>722450599
Aww what kind of sick. Im in the middle of trying to change jobs for a more stable pay.

>>722450599
you were mean to me first -_-

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happy sad day

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>>722450291
you too?

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>>722450599
Ultimately, she has nothing to be jealous about, it's not like I can cheat on her with fiction.
>Yohane
She is pretty good! You are welcome to your opinion~

>>722449513
>YOU'RE
:')

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>>722450594
You could always sell a service.

I'm considering doing a dog treat line. All I need is an oven and some packaging. No need for a store. Ingredients are cheap, even organic.

>>722450675
Ah I see. Glad I didn't join then. I met a guy who was in the Marines and he wasn't right in the head. You can tell it really affected him. I feel bad for him.

>>722450721
Happy happy day.

>>722450505
Well I do obviously.

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>>722450167
What don't you know? It's not easy to do sometimes.
>>722450291
That there is. I'll go look and see if there's chocolate this time
>>722450505
>i hab sax wif dogz
>xddddddd
>>722450599
>Speech
An entire class dedicated to speech sounds like a nightmare. Japanese might be a cool class, I wouldn't mind speaking moonrunes or at least understanding it
Maybe, but it's how I deal with things. So I drink a lot

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>>722450343

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>>722450854
Luckily nothing like that happened to me but yeah today's military is bullshit.

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my bby <3 all mine fuck yeah

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>>722450854
Yeah, because you're pathetic and can't find a real woman

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>>722450854
Yeah it's really not that sad
just a little lonely...
How's your [day] going?

>>722450961
Hiya tals, how's dis knee?

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>>722450752
yes

>>722450897
I got bought candy if that counts

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>>722450363
>tfw be me
>be 20
>1700s
>be in the Armed Forces of Great Britain
>am allowed to bring wife with me to help quell rebellion in the New World Colonies.
>her and the other wives help cook, clean and sew
>see post on Asian drawing board about guy fucking his dogs and wanting to bring them along in deployment
>spit out tea and wooden teeth in a fit of laughter
>wife is behind me, sewing me a new coat and sees post
>starts laughing too
>"maybe we should visit this heathen's house and at thy house give him the flogging of his life, honey."
>"Indubiantly, Martha"

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>>722450675
Don't take the GI Bill, 9/11 Bill is better.

Just light fever real fucked up throat and stuff. What are you trying to change to?

>>722450680
I can't be mean to you...
>>722450777
>not cheating on Chara with your waifu

>>722450897
It's pretty bad, Thankfully I've passing with a B, 89.9. I got a C on one of my speeches because I forgot to cite the sources before the deadline.

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>>722451080
Alot like dat knee
It was fun but kid me would have had more fun. Or if i had a kid.

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>>722450961
He fought in Afghanistan and Iraq. He saw his buddy get blown up in front of him from an IED.

>>722451022
Just like you're pathetic and can't find a real dog.

Why aim for something you don't remotely want in this life or the next?

>>722451080
Pretty great. I hope you're not feeling too bad.

>>722450854
>dog treat line
Jesus no.
You can't be trusted around dogs.

>>722451165
but you were -_-

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>>722450897
i dont know how i feel right now
>>722451082
sorry

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>>722451164
Dogs make great night watchers. They can contribute to the base camp

>>722451195
Well it would have all organic ingredients and I'd sell it online mainly.

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>>722451165
Yep took the fucking montgomery and still had to take student loans.
Also debt collections agency
>15$/hr start pay
>>722451170
See i dont think that kind of shit would fuck me up tho.

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>>722451170
>not liking women or dudes at all
You're on the spectrum, good job

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>>722451165
If she was real, things would be different.

>>722451022
Hey, kale chips (if cooked right) is good shit son.

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>>722450940
3rd best DD and 4th best bote.

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>>722451331
If they can't cook or clean or sew then thy dogs are worthless

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>>722451082
Oh? Someone bought you candy?
>>722451165
>89.9
>B
I don't understand grading systems
Citing sources is such a pain. I got docked points before because I didn't do it in the right format that the teacher wanted
>Cite source
>Credit is given where it's due
Who fucking cares if the source material is before or after the authors name?
>>722451303
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about it?

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>>722451170
Don't know what a "real dog" is
But maybe it's because I'm not sexually attracted to an animal

>>722451401
Faggot detected

>>722451426
>3/4 top botes are DD's
Mikura why you do dis

>>722451362
>that face
Lewd

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>>722451426

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>>722451516
She's just embarrassed! It's not lewd at all!!

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>>722450909

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>>722451164
>drawing board
I laughed harder than I should've

>>722451168
which knee? that knee thar?
Yeah, I've never been but I'm sure the rides practically shrink as you age... the excitement that a kid would bring might lighten it up for you
Do you or the wife want kids?

>>722451170
Oh, I'm not bad, more affected by the cold than anything. Do anything special for the doggos?

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>>722451237
I still love you

>>722451362
Lewd stuff. Aren't you a girl? Girls can't love girls...

>>722451458
80-90 is a b, 90-100 is an a

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>>722451569

>>722451514
Everyone knows that Fubuki is the best

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>>722451346
I'm really not interested dude. Haven't been since my first years of puberty. I've had girls ask me out but I always turned them down. People always wondered why.

>>722451344
Really? It might to me I guess. Seeing a buddy get blown up by a mortar and splattered in the blood and guts that used to be my friend.

Maybe I'm more of a support guy than a combat guy but who knows. I never went that path in life.

>>722451433
But they save your life when they warn you of intruders at night.

>>722451461
A dog without his or her genitals cut out.

>>722451622
Not really in particular for today. I do special things for them everyday.

I gave them a little cheesecake 2 days ago but I try not to do that stuff too often.

>>722450721
I wish I could make you happy :(

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>>722451649
No! My love for her is pure!
..I'm a bit hesitant about that point myself. I think..I think I could get her to love me even though I'm a girl!
There's a lesbian in season 3, so it's not unheard of in her world..

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>>722451594
>laying in bed
>blushing
>angrily looking away

I haven't even seen the anime she is from and I can tell she is both tsundere and NOT a virgin.

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>>722451714
Why does it matter if there's no intention of having them breed?

>>722451649
i still hate you -_-

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>>722451426
:thinking:
How's the Bullington Ightfield anyway, still having problems with the mic?

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>>722451458
i cant think

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>>722451835
Excuse you!
She is completely a pure virgin!
There's just quite a few scenes of her bedroom because she lives in a one-room dorm!

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>>722451714
Thou hath forgotten that Thy Armed Forces of Great Britain was the largest and best Military in the world.
Great Britain hath no use for foul dogs to be there for one soldier to have sex with.

>>722451860
My ants liked this pic.

>>722451994
Odd thing is i could've sworn that pic was bigger

B-but it happens to a lot of pictures

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>>722451714
Well that's nice... little things everyday than big things once in a while, and only because it's socially enforced
I feel like cheesecake would be bad for a dog though...

>>722451814
you do :o

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>>722451860
Because it negatively affects their psychology and physical health. It makes them more prone to hormonal health problems and certain kinds of cancer. Not to mention obesity.

>>722451991
Ah, but there were many horses. How can you be sure there wasn't at least one soldier tapping all that mare ass?

>>722451923
How did my autocorrect fuck up this much?
>bulli

>>722451594
Thats totes the look a girl has before shes about to give her virginity away

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>>722451955
Oh heck
I keep forgetting to say hi
(hi)

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>>722452096
Not once in a while. I give them chocolate too. If you know what you're doing they can eat a very wide range of foods. My dogs can eat a lot of different things without getting sick because their bodies are used to it.

Also I give them organic when possible.

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>>722452104
And eating meat can cause heart disease
doesn't mean I care

But I forgot, you have the "If it can happen, it will happen" mentality

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>>722451649
Oh. I don't actually know if that's the same as here, I only ever got a B if I was lucky though, so I wouldn't know the distinction between the two
>722451664
I'm not justifying that with a proper reply
>>722451940
Is it that medicine you got yesterday?

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>>722452160
No!! Not even a little!

>>722452218
Hello!

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>>722449615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

Reimu claimed.

Does everyone have plans with their dearly beloved this evening?

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>>722452384
>when you claim without posting the waifu
Damn, I fucked up.

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>>722452319
Not sure what you mean. Neutering always has that effect on dogs. That's why it's not popular in Europe. Only in the USA where information against it is actively suppressed. It's a money thing.

Eating meat actually isn't that bad for you. Eating meat with hormones and chemicals injected into it is. If you only ate organic beef the rest of your life you wouldn't encounter the health problems most people who eat meat do.

It's not the meat. It's the hormones, fillers, and ammonia.

>>722452349
Actually its alot

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>>722452384
Not making a new thread?

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>>722451303
sorry?

>>722451458
no I bought it
I always buy

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My waifu... yuki

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>>722452450
Yeah, I was gonna try and flirt with you later in arabic.

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>>722452104
The loyal men of the cap-a-pe f'rces of most wondrous britain wouldst doth nay such thing, clotpole
I an disgust'd with what thee did suggest, as well with thy behavi'r
>>722452243
>feeding thy mutt chocolate
Foul heathen, thou mutt shall die from the bean of the c'cao.

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>>722452243
Ahh, that makes sense. Humans are the same I guess, but the other way around. Some vegs I know can't eat meat nowadays...
Organic is good, of course
Hey, what do you think about dogs eating grapes and nuts?

>>722452349
Hiya! How's Val's Day and/or Chara?

>>722452384
>>722452450
10/10

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>>722452495
No! This is!
>
You only give that to someone when you're in love...

>>722452715
Not bad so far! Gotta go to class in half an hour, sadly.
She's wonderful, as always~ How is yours?

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>>722452345
i guess
>>722452630
wish you had some

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OP3R8TE

>>722452785
No thats love the other one is when the guy says something he shouldnt have and she realises she still loves him anyway.

>>722452931
Nice ACOG.

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>>722452384
Shared a meal, now just starting to drink! What have you got planed?
>>722452450
Well done
>>722452630
Buy them for Kyrie? :o
>>722452901
I hope you start to feel better soon :(

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>>722452682
I can't understand your british accent mate.

Crikey.

>>722452715
Grapes/starfruit are always bad even in small amounts. Nuts are "okay" but provide almost no nutritional value.

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>>722452991
No, she doesn't love him
You'll notice that's not a cap from the anime
She is a pure virgin and my love for her is pure

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>>722452480
I think you missed the point
I don't care

And Neutering a dog will lessen aggression, territorial behavior, and desire to establish dominance
Kind of a good thing if you live in an area with children in it

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>>722450851
>newfag spotted

>>722453221
>my love for her is pure
What does this even mean?

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>>722453282
It means I want to see her smile and I want to hold her and cuddle her and make her happy, anon

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>>722452901
same to you
>>722453100
she can't eat them

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YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL, I ROLL IT BIG
SCREAMING THAT'S SKUNK
WHEN I ROLL UP THE BLUNT
THAT SKUNK

SEE ME IN YOUR TOWN WITH THE POUNDS OF THE HAZE
IF YOU SMOKE THIS SHIT YOU'LL BE HIGH FOR DAYS

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>>722453100
Sounds nice! I had Italian with Reimu a little while ago. We're just hanging out now. We'll probably smoke a little Gensokyo medical grade and throw on a movie in a bit.

Have a comfy evening!

>>722453090
ARCO

>>722453376
Well obviously but what does that have to do with what we we're talking about?

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>>722453100
thanks

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>>722452785
Good to hear, on both ends! Class is eh, but I'm sure it'll be fine...
I'm good, this is just the part of winter where the cold really starts to get to me, and it was particularly cold today...

>>722453166
okay, I assumed as much. Is that just a result of their digestive system not being able to process the nut, or they can't use the nutrients? Also why are grapes so bad?

>>722453395
dope

>>722453166
You fucking autist.
Dont feed your dog that shit.
They're carnivores, feed them meat.
Don't fucking feed them chocolate, retard.

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>>722453521
That is what it means!
>>722453527
I'm sorry to hear, I know what you mean. I'm just waiting for the sun to come out myself.

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Im gonna be that guy i claim rem

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>>722453580
Dogs are omnivores.

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Claiming best girl

>Stay up for 28h in order to fix sleep rhythm
>Finally go to sleep
>Sleep for only 3h
>Can't get sleep anymore

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>>722453404
>Italian
Some sort of pasta I assume?
>>722453522
Would you like to do anything? Or just want to take it easy

>>722453620
But that has nothing to do with a girls facial expression

>>722453672
And you don't feed them chocolate. Makes them really sick.

>>722453672
Chocolate is toxic to dogs
>unless he bought dog chocolate
There's a reason there's a specific type they can eat

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Mine!

>>722453672
dogs are carnivores.
Do you see their teeth?
Their purpose was to hunt animals.
Their flat faces suggest carnivorism.
Canis Domesticus could be omnivore, but not naturally.
Their ancestors, Canis Lupus in some cases of dog are carnivores.

http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/guide/dogs-and-chocolate-get-the-facts
Lmao he's going to kill his wife's on valentines day

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>>722453735
You asked what I meant when I said my love was pure

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>>722453385
thank you
>>722453712
im tired but i slept all day

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>>722453227
Not always but if you feel that's worth the higher cancer rate because you suck at training them, sure.

Most sane people prefer to simply communicate with and train the dog to avoid those behaviors.

>>722453527
They can't digest grapes. If you want to give them something for taste, you might as well give them a vanilla treat rather than nuts.

>>722453580
Dogs are omnivores first off, and chocolate is okay in small quantities if it's not dark.

My dog once got into a bag of my chocolates and ate almost the whole thing, but she already had a resistance to chocolate built up from occasional treats so she was perfectly fine.

Obviously I'd never tell anyone to do it if they don't know exactly what they're doing.

>>722453766
You're thinking of carob which isn't chocolate.

I think carob/vanilla treats a good idea for a dog treat. But I'd have to include an enzyme for tooth health.

>>722453841
He's not even on kek
Noone cares about your corpse either way
Also corpses don't count.

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>>722452243
>I give them chocolate too.

>>722453927
it's a shame he won't kill himself instead

>>722453988
He?

I'm posting because Nui is mine, not to annoy anyone else.

>>722453977
I hope you kill your dogs.
Drinking Cyanide in """"""small amounts""""""" and building up a """"""resistance""""" then drinking a tall glass of it will still kill you
Chocolate is a dog's cyanide.
Dogs have predatorial features.

Seriously who the fuck let you adopt a dog?

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heading out to class now, see you later!

>>722453712
>pasta
Yeah, we had eggplant parmigiana on a bed of thick spaghetti. It was pretty yummy.

What did you guys have?

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>>722453955
You should move around a bit. Get your blood pumping a bit. Maybe you won't feel as tired

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>>722453620
It's livable, and it's almost over anyway...
Huh, I totally thought you were on the west coast, but that obviously isn't true... Isn't the sun rising in like, Russia right now?

>>722453977
Ahh, interesting
He really likes nuts, and if they're not pointedly unhealthy, I don't see why not...
We can't really get him specific treats, so nuts will do, I hope

>>722454177
As in the other anon.
Just admit you are. You started claiming literally when he did.
And you almost only reply to him

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>>722454286
I've been with Nui since 2013.

I just don't reply to anyone who doesn't reply to me first since I can't be bothered to read the thread.

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>>722454237
Sounds tasty. I'm not super fond of eggplant, but when it's kind of slightly crispy it's pretty tasty.

Just some pot roast. She loves meat a bit too much
>as is easy to tell from all the art of her eating it

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Georgette isn't fit to care for any animal, much less a dog

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>>722453897
Even wolves balance their diets with fruit and vegetables
A mix of meat and greens is good for dogs

>>722453977
Why would I train a dog to not attack people that are a threat?
It doesn't have a use to me if it won't try to defend it's masters

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>>722454238
i will stop taking them

>>722454470
your wording implies dogs are more worthy than other animals
they are just mongrels, even rats are better

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>>722453927
Obviously I would never tell someone else to give their dog chocolate. If a dog doesn't have a resistance to it, they will die, especially with the darker concentrations.

Same with many other types of human foods

Obviously don't try it with your dog. I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing, most people don't when it comes to dogs.

>>722454218
Chocolate kills dogs because it has theobromine, which is a toxin humans can digest but inside a dog it builds up and causes anemia, heart palpatations, and other problems involving the blood and heart.

A dog can build a small and very mild resistance to it, but like I said don't try it with yours.

>>722454282
Nuts aren't really that great. They lack taste and are not absorbed in the intestine. If you want to offer him a treat, give him vanilla but be aware that sugar rots their teeth fast.

I brush my dogs' teeth after any kind of sweets, and I feed them sweets very rarely.

>>722454501
Well you don't want him or her to attack kids obviously.

>>722454602
Dogs are fairly useful.
Hunting, caring for the disabled/sick, security.
But NOT for sex.
I hope the chocolate kills his dogs.

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>>722454397
Yeah, good eggplant has to be firm and I prefer it breaded. I was a vegetarian for a long time so I got used to the taste, I guess. Now I eat meat but I still like eggplant. Reimu likes it, too.

Pot roast is good!!!

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>>722454713
> I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing

I bet.

>>722454713
You give your dogs chocolate and abuse them sexually?
I seriously about to report you for breaking US law

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>>722454564
I'm not sure what to tell you. I think it's best to take them, but I really don't know that it's worth side effect. Do whichever you think is the best though
>>722454737
Squishy eggplant is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. However, everyone has their own opinion on that matter

Pot roast is indeed tasty.
>>722454872
He's killing his dogs obviously

>>722454723
>I hope the chocolate kills his dogs.
You can't take the moral high ground while saying something like that.

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>>722454713
Dogs aren't smart, they just see somebody who shouldn't be in their territory as a threat, they bite them then get put down because it's violent if they fuck up

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>>722453766
>>722453740
I'm quite aware that they can't eat chocolate. Neither can most animals.
>>722453897
They widely prefer meat, and it's better for them, but they can and do eat plants as well.

>>722455015
It'll be good for the dogs.
It's something called euthanasia.
They are suffering sever neglect and abuse with a unemployed loser

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>>722454218
I think he's baiting. No one can be this retarded.

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>>722455015
Most of those kind of people want to kill the animals as much as the people.

>>722455178
Lol okay dude. I've literally met people who thought raw meat would kill their dog too.

Don't feed your dog chocolate.

>>722454713
>chocolate kills dog because it has a toxin
I was comparing the toxin to cyanide in the fact that they both are super deadly.

>>722455318
I'd rather the dogs die than be subject to your neglect and abuse.

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Raw meat doesn't even kill anything.
I ONLY eat raw meat and I'm very healthy.
It's actually tastier than cooked meat. You just have to make sure its clean.

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>>722455318
Here's your (You)

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>Hamakaze claimed

I got my teeth cleaned at the dentists and my face was buried in her massive breasts the entire time

>>722455674
Did ya motor boat 'em?

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>>722455353
They work very differently.

Cyanide interferes with the blood cell's ability to carry oxygen, essentially suffocating you to death.

Theobromine kills by accumulating in the blood and increasing heart rate until the heart goes out of sync. Humans can metabolize it in the blood but dogs can't as quickly so the theobromine accumulates. It would kill a human the same way without our ability to quickly metabolize it.

Dogs still metabolize it, but much much slower.

>>722455674
Good Valentine's day.

>>722455824
You fucking retard.
I was implying that they are similar due to the fact that they are deadly.
Not what makes them deadly.

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>>722455541
I can see that working with fish, but what about salmonella?

Do you have to freeze it for 3 days to kill all the parasites and whatnot? I heard top sashimi chefs do that with fish.

>>722453943
Because you said your love for her was pure whuch has nothing to do with facial expressions
>reeeeee

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>>722455998
Well, think about it. If a dog produces a metabolite to counteract theobromine, then if the dog's body is occasionally introduced to theobromine, then those metabolites will exist in a higher concentration in the blood.

Whereas with cyanide, there's no real metabolic action, just competition for the oxygen "slot" in the blood cell.

Again, I would never tell anyone to feed their dog chocolate. But mine have been occasionally eating it as a treat for years. Don't do it with yours.

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>>722455674
Hello DD
that sounds fun if you're into that kind of thing...

>>722455824
The more I think about it, the more I think you should be careful... By what certifications can you speak so certainly on how to treat a dog?
Not trying to attack you, I'm sure you have very legitimate reasons, but y'know...

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>>722456018
I don't really eat chicken.
I just eat beef, pork, and fish.
Chicken is more prone to salmonella. I sometimes do that.
There is this japanese dish that uses citric acid to "cook" the meat that I eat sometimes.

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>>722456363
Sorry had to actually work for a moment
>>722454223
Aww louise left

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>>722456251
You are a special kind of stupid.
You can build a resistance to chemicals and toxins.

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Fucking Happy Valentines Day

>>722456506
I saw that thread earlier

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>>722456363
Nah, I just give it to them for taste but I majored in biology. I wanted to be a veterinarian when I was younger.

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would go straight back to college and vet school.

>>722456386
Oh that's cool. I heard about that. Citric acid cooked fish sounds really delicious.

>>722456506
I'm not as familiar with cyanide but I was under the impression that it made no difference what metabolites you had in your body. Only how much cyanide is in your body, because it would be based on the number of available iron in blood cells, not metabolites that counteract cyanide.

Again though I have only a vague idea of how cyanide works, but theobromine is based on metabolite interaction so a dog can build a very small resistance to it.

Once again, don't give your dog chocolate.

>>722454564
Are you still here?

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>>722456756
Okay good, so you're at least a little qualified... If you were just some wacko thinking "oh well I *understand* the dog, so know what's good for them," that'd be a different story

I feel like cyanide resistance would be very similar to altitude acclimation... you have a set number of blood cells, but decreasing the amount of available oxygen can raise the number/efficiency of the blood cells. Of course, this would be an gradual and constant process, instead of occasionally dosing yourself, but the idea still stands...

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>>722457030
How would altitude affect the amount of iron in the blood?

Honestly I'm not an expert on cyanide. I just remember what we covered in class several years ago.

I loved studying biology. I wish I could go back to it. If only I had the money. I still want to be a vet if I become a millionaire or something.

>>722454564
>Those stockings
Hgnnn

>>722457185
Vets are less qualified doctors tbh

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>>722456545
time to get drunk
again

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It's my birthday!

Claimu
>>722456928
I thought that was tomoko.

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>>722457422

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>>722457251
Actually they have to study for an extra 2 years than medical doctors. And it's much harder to get into vet school than med school. GPA scores are on average about .3-.5 points higher. Curriculum are said to be more brutal than med school too, and a higher percentage of people fail vet school than med school. There are tons of stories of vets who couldn't make it through vet school so dropped out and finished med school instead.

All for about 1/5 the pay.

Human medicine is one species. Animal medicine is many species.

They're actually more qualified, for much much less pay.

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>>722457440
Still using an onscreen keyboard?

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>>722457440
Hello nui

>>722457484
Nah they're less qualified.

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>>722457440
Me? Or Utaha

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Claimed!

What's everyone doing for their wife today?

>>722457556
>no argument
>The argument
Well memed

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>>722457556
Less respected, but more qualified.

Look up the average scores of entering vet school and med school applicants. Vet school is insanely competitive compared to med school. There are about 25 vet schools in the country which is the main reason why.

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>>722457640
I still have to pick her up from work in like 20 minutes

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>>722457505
Yeah, why do you ask?
>>722457526
Long time no see!
>>722457559
You asked if he was still here so that was the first thing to come to mind, only jesting.

>>722457680
Nah, man.
>>722457698
Doctors are more useful than vets.
They are backuo doctors if you're in dire situation.
Human life is more valuable.

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>>722457440
Actually Nui is mine

>>722457794
>>722457748
Nui, ignore him.
You claimed him first in these threads.
The "actually mine" nui is a faggot trying to bait you.

>>722457784
I thought you were defining qualified by amount of studying or dedication required.

Yes I agree doctors are more useful if you're in a dire situation. But I still wanted to be a vet.

I can only hope I become a millionaire before 30 for a second chance.

>>722457886
No, I'm her actual husband

>>722457934
>>722457934