hey /b/ i've decided i wanna stop living, what are some

>w/o being inconveniencing others

jesus my grammar sucks sorry /b/

>>722446525
Either nitrogen or helium. just be careful with helium because if anyone catches you mid-attempt they wont be able to take your suicide seriously

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bumping with sad gondolas

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>>722446681
fuck that would sound so hilarious

No matter what u do ur going to ruin someones day. When people die they send out cleanup guys to take care of the body..dont kys op or ur a shitty asshole looking to take the easy way out while ruining other ppls lives

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If you still worry about other beings, than you're not suicidal, trust me. You're just a bit sad today.

Down all the pills you have with whatever alcoholic beverages you have
Livestream it
Tinychat com

>>722446911
what if i like drowned in a really far away lake and nobody found me

>>722447065
would u watch?

>>722446957
why can't you be suicidal in the same way you're ambitious? think of killing yourself like getting into college.

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>>722446525
Fuck others, if you don't wanna live any more take as many of those other guys with you as you can.

If you no longer want to live, give your life to some one, or something, that needs a life.

I recommend /pol/, but that's just how I'd do it.

>>722447168
Of course
Don't expect me to be moral about it

>>722447168
I would

You're one of the more considerate suicidal anons at least.

https://youtu.be/1uCuyOoAhek

Hanging yourself with that Nike headband would be a unique way to go out

>>722446525
Well, if you want to go full considerate mode; hang yourself with a diaper on.

It's fairly easy. You can hang yourself from a doorknob. Personally that's the way I'm going to go around Summer, when the money runs out.

>>722447121
If u have family there would probably be a search..and that would waste the time of countless people or ruin their day if they did happen to find u

>>722447356
its stetchy enough to hold i think

>>722447533
i dont think im that important that theyd send ppl out

What's so special about hanging from a door knob? It's just as easy to dive head first off the top of your house

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gondola meme makes me happy

>>722447533
kill yourself with helium on the front lawn and there will be almost no search

>>722447736
less trauma with door-knob. jumping will only make a bigger mess

>buy shotgun
>buy balloons
>tie balloons to shotgun
>drive to empty field
>shoot self in head with shotgun
>shotgun floats away and everyone assumes it was a botched robbery

Stan wtf give me a call man

>>722447945
what who is this

>>722447945
>>722448059
o shit

>>722448438
cmon stan the suicidal man, u got pals lookin out for ya

>>722446525
>>722447065
Well are you going to fucking do it then?

>>722446525
idk if the pic is meant to be OP

but if is you are far too cute to be killing yourself

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>>722447900

>>722446525
blatter relief pills

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>>722446525
Can you donate your penis tissue to me? I'd like to have it attached to my current penis

>>722449211
that's me, that made my day a little better :) thanks

Are there any good ways to kill myself with household items? I don't have a car to drive and would like to off myself without waking up the people around me.

>>722448985
i can't kill myself yet, i dont have the resources

which is why i made this thread so i can make a shopping list

>>722449490
why you wanna kill yourself mang?

also take off your shirt :)
>>722447065
>Tinychat com
lol jesus christ. have you ever been on tinychat?

the box would be so tiny and low res you dont see anything

>>722449392
i don't think my dick is substantial enough to make any improvements

>>722446525
I like seeing white people kill themselves. You should definitely do it. I'm an EMT and I can tell you how to hang yourself properly.

>>722446525
>what are some painless ways to kill myself

You know, this thread is posted six times a day. Do you not pay *any* attention?

>>722449782
Every little bit helps, it'd be added on.

>>722446525
just dont do it anon. even if you think you won't inconvenience someone, you definitely will and there will be atleast one person being devastated by your death. there is more out there. please see a psychiatrist, they can help you out. please dont waste your life man I beg you. just because you dont want to inconvenience other while throwing away your life I already know you are a nice and lovable dude.

So from anon to anon: dont do it man. Youll be missing out on so much stuff that is worth living for even if you dont see it currently. Ive been in the same position and chose not to do it and I thank myself for it with every breath. Trust me. Dont do it bro

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>>722446525
Count to 10. Order BOG pills and traverse the higher zones. It so easy

>>722446525
go to the nigger part of town with a sign saying god loves the kkk. faggot.

>>722449716
lemme tl;dr into a list of things
1) dropped out of uni because i hated what i was doing
2) reapplied to nursing, but im not so sure i'll get accepted
3) this one girl
4) im a neet, i have a few training shifts for a fry cook position coming up soon but that'll only solidify my worthlessness in society
5) i've only got like 1 friend
6) i have no talents or skills
7) crippling anxiety, i feel guilty about everything

idk i dont want to live this way anymore

>>722449798
i don't really go on /b/ that often to see patterns in threads being posted, i only come when i need something :( im a parasite

thanks for letting me know though, i wont be such a bother anymore

>>722450135
thats just mean, i dont wanna do that

>>722450229
i feel like almost all of that list boils down to you not being in school? just go back

go see a dr about the anxiety thing maybe they can help. IDK I used to have a lot of anxiety and regrets but i think when you get older you stop giving a fuck

you're like. quite young to be worried about not having skills and killing yourself over

>>722449894
thanks alot for that, i just dont see any possible way things can get better for me,. what youve said though is really the most thoughtful thing

>>722450553
18 going on 19, i dont think they'll take me back. i've reapplied and they have my first uni transcript and my marks were absolute garbage, they wouldnt want me

i tried anyways because its given me a leeway of +/- a few weeks when they release acceptance letters..

>>722450869
Why aren't you killing yourself right now?

>>722450869
I feel like lots of people fuck up their first year/semester

IDK how it works where you are but you could just try applying to a different school as a new student and not tell them that your prior transcript exists and get a fresh start

yep

>>722451114
i feel like theres still some chance of me having a purpose on earth. if i get into nursing i can be helpful

also, im not killing myself right this instant cos i dont have any way to do it... i kinda made this thread for ideas

>>722451192
the way OUAC works in canada is that they know about ur previous post-secondary things, especially when transferring. lying about it would just make things worse

>>722450869
I fucked up my first semester sold drugs did drugs became terribly addicted to drugs came out of addiction while still selling drugs saved money moved back in with my mother and went back to school three years later

Now I'm a biochemical engineer

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>>722451495
Have you gotten into black cock? That makes me feel good and not depressed

>>722447533
He could throw them off the trail by making it look like he moved away, getting rid of his junk and stuff

>>722452194
of course