ITT Weirdest things you've made,done, saw,laughed at

I came in someone's mustard bottle in my dorms and put it back in the fridge where it was.

found a pack of premade jelly frozen in the woods on a class trip. popped it open and ate the whole thing. it was raspberry flavoured.

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Instead of buying my girl flowers or chocolate I just bought her two Pepe-esque balloons. She already calls my time spent on here as a waste, might as well go full on with it.

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I scared off a pack of niggers from my house with nunchucks in the 8th grade.

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>>722446336

>be me
>riding my bike along the road
>come across strange house
>look closely
>the whole fucking garden is full of these strange scarecrow things
>literally around 50 of these in the whole fucking garden
>take creepy pics
>getting out of there fast

Today, I thought that most of the autists on /b/ are channeling their autism the wrong way.

>>722448029
That's odd.

>>722449192

that's an understatement