Can /b/ tell me why I got these bumps on my dick? I've had

>>722444981
Probably just hairsacks. Skin is very thin there soo they show

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I have them aswell... had them for years, looks like small pimples to me. I eat healthy.

>>722444981
It's cosmetic, I have them too. Never thought much of them or got anything negative from girls.

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>>722444981

fordyce spots

common as a motherfucker, like 1 in 3 guys have them or some shit.

you'll have them forever

dont even care about them.
if you really care, you can get steroids or cream, but no one gives a fuck.

>>722444981
you shave, you get razor bumps. stop shaving.

>>722445414
Nah. I've never shaved and I have them also.

>>722444981
OP,>>722445363
This.

I think it's even more common than 1/3 from testimonial experience. I know of 1 guy that doesn't have them.

>>722445363

Correct diagnosis.

It's the hair follicles. everyone has them calm down

Hair roots. Hair has to grow from some where and as another anon said, the skin is very thin down stairs

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>>722445363

https://wiki2.org/en/Fordyce_spots

yup

>>722445850
Ayy. Welcome to the club my dude.

Fucking newfags

>>722445254
i dont eat healthy, but i have them too. but if i prick 1, it takes LONG time before i get a new one.
>>722444981
but don't be worried OP

>>722445815
>>722445826
>>722445414
>>722445160

Wrong you fucking failed webMD cucks.

>>722445363
correct

>>722444981
>Can /b/ tell me why I got these bumps on my dick?
For her pleasure...

>>722445982
You do realize that all of these are the same thing newfriend?

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>>722446089

Are they?

Oh and here was me thinking a hair follicle and an ectopic sebaceous gland were two completely different things, and that fordyce spots/sebaceous glands can be found on glabrous skin, when a hair follicle cannot.

you fucking idiot.

>>722446528
What the funk is that image of?

>>722444981
I have them and have been married twice (once was a nurse who has seen more dicks than a prostitute) fuckecked over 50 women, not once has it been an issue or anything ever mentioned. I always assumed it was normal since no one ever asked or said anything.

my boyfriend has them too

>>722446760
Looks like a hoof with the hard part removed.

>>722447207
Hwff or who-ff?

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ufffffff, have those too and was worried its some disease even though im a virgin, im relieved now

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>>722447431
Most guys I've been out with had them

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>>722447207

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So I went on a business trip and I drove like 4 hours wearing my suit in a rental and the seat in the car was so fucked up that I have a big blood blister where the belt on my suit dug into my groin. It's been amongst two weeks and it's shrunk but still there. Is the only way to get rid of it to pop it?

>>722447938
just let it disappear on it's own

I wouldn't advise popping it on a sensitive area like that with hair follicles there, but I don't know nothing. I'd just try to keep it dry and keep it clean if it's going down on its own

>>722448162
It hasn't really shrunk in a week...it's soft and feels like it's full of blood cuz when I press on it, it disappears for like 10 sec then fills up, should I stop fucking with it? Anything to make it heal quicker?

>>722447431
Exact same case here mate

>>722444981
I would not suck you

I don't know maybe make a small hole with a clean needle then. Small hole will be big enough to let out some pressure and gunk. Then put some antiseptic cream on it or something.

>>722448339
either leave it or go see a doctor or google it to confirm its a brain tumor, crumpling it constantly only makes it worse

>>722445363
>>722445564
>>722445685
>>722445850
All correct

>>722448633
Yeah I think that's the best bet, gonna do it tomorrow. I've already started drinking and don't want to bleed excessively.

>>722447938
That is an ingrown hair

>>722447938
Ive had one of those for 9 years now, get used to it lol. It will end up being just a dark red patch of skin

>>722448966
No I don't shave there, and I felt the pain of it driving that shitty Chevy Malibu with no seat adjustment and felt my belt dig into that spot. Fucking sucks cuz I don't want a permanent scar or bubble there.

>>722449101
Fuck that's the last thing I want, anything work to mitigate it? Vitamin E etc?

>>722447938
I've had two or three of those before. Usually wait about a week for it to get smallish and then take a sewing needle and pop the son of a bitch. Always has a good bit of puss inside and a bunch of blood and clear fluid afterwards. Proceed to then keep area very clean for the next few days until it disappears.

>>722449265
Just don't poke it too much and use a cream like a tea tree oil cream or sudocrem that stuffs the real shit right there knowm saaayyyn

>>722449444
Nice trips! I got neosporin...will that with a bandage do the trick?

>>722449444
I swear sudocrem could cure that brain tumour in a few days that shits insane you could rub it on aids and be cured of it it's also amazing at getting rid of acne. Trips is proof

U don't wanna bandage it you wanna let that thing breathe maybe become a cream using nudist for a few days

>>722449647
Shit just read the reviews on Amazon for Sudocrem...shit sounds legit ordered.

>>722450012
Awesome

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>>722444981

Its like a mini bonus fornice + semi papules here = extra pleasure.

Some chicks get impressed at first but then dont give a fuck even a few are curious about it