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Seeing my girlfriend tonight, and we may do the dirty. But obviously,

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Seeing my girlfriend tonight, and we may do the dirty.
But obviously, I'm a virgin.
How do I not nut within a minute, and what other stuff should I know?
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Try to relax and think of this
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As in-fun as it sounds, when you're fucking her, don't think at all about your dick. Think about her, and making her feel good, but until you're ready to come, don't think about your cock for even a second.
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>>722444100
Dude wtf?
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>>722443981
jack off a couple of hours before.
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>>722443981
Masturbate an hour before hand. It'll be more difficult to nut quickly.
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>>722443981
use a condom
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>>722443981
also don't go in wanting to pee, i heard it can make it impossible to get erect
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Don't think about anything in particular. Let it happen naturally pham. It's k. Am expert.
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I'm assuming you'll be using a rubber. If you are, a brand like durex is a tight fit compared to other brands like trojan or skyns. You can last longer if the condom is thicker. Once you get used to it, or came once or twice do the switch. you won't regret it
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>>722443981
Lick her. Tease her. Nibble on ears, breasts, tell her you want to savor her. Finger her gently, maybe even eat her out.

If she has a vibrator, use it on her while fucking her, rubbing her clit. Cuddle with her afterward, lick her neck, whisper "I love watching you squeal" in her ear.

If she wants a condom, WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM.
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If you think too much about it, you won't be able to get it up - much less cum quickly.
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>>722443981
>How do I not nut within a minute
That comes with experience. The good news is, you are young so will be ready to go agin quickly.
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>>722444645
>maybe even eat her out.
Why is this a maybe??
Definitely do oral sex on her vagoo
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>>722443981
If this is your first time then don't worry about blowing early. I lost my virginity to my girlfriend and she thought it was hilarious, the second time round we went at it and it ended up much better. Just don't worry, just go for it man!
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>>722443981
don't listen to these people. i thought the same thing, the trick is to breath continuously breath and don't hold your breath that will cause you to bust.
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>>722444645
if she doesn't want, wear a condom anyway.
It's basically the easiest thing you will ever do in your live
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Wear socks. It sounds ridiculous, but you'll last longer.
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>>722443981
I go with a wank beforehand and enough booze to numb the senses a bit. But do not over-drink. Just a nice buzz.
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make her finger your ass while you are plowing her. you will take forever to cum
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>>722444100
post op tranny?
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>>722444100
I just can't believe I live in a universe where she is the First Lady of the United States. What a time.
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learn to cum multiple times, chick love it...
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I didn't cum when I lost my virginity. I wasn't a serial masturbator either.

Just think of the fattest teacher/professor you've ever had naked, and it will keep your potential at bay. That's what I have to do if my girl is gonna make me cum quick.

>be 39
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>>722443981
i was drunk as fuck and came only after nearly 2 hours when i had my first sex. not saying it was good for her, i had no idea what i was doing.
pretty awkward but ffs, sex gets better with time. don't worry too much and just let it happen.
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>>722445164
You know it nigga
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>>722444862
Never trust a woman to be responsible for the birth control. You will end up royally fucked.
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>>722445044
kek
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You are reading this in his voice.
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>>722444997
this, jerk it about an hour before hand, and enjoy a few drinks with her. fool proof
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>>722445089
lol, That's the First Lady.
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>>722443981
Don't be nervous. It's really only sex. Nothing special, just a normal thing. Eat her out or finger her, bevor you put your little dick in her Vagina. Make her come, bevor you even had it in. If you do it, she is less mad at you if you nut way bevor she has her second Orgasm. And jerk of a hour bevor. If you go it, it is more difficult for you to cum to early. Sorry for bad English, it's not my first language.
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>>722445335
Baby don't hurt me
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just make sure she gets hers first and it won't matter. use an extended pleasure condom like durex performax.
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>>722445335
Who is this and what does their voice sound like?
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Plow her like the object she is, cum whenever you want, then kick her out. Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
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>>722445440
Sounds like good advice, english is good enough
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If you use a condom you never actually get the juices on your Penns and it won't count.
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>>722445220
I stay hard after I cum my girlfriend thinks it's hot I assume that's a useful skill
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One month after I lost my virginity I was fucking for like 45 minutes straight no busting

First time I lasted about a minute

Good luck

Bring viagra in case you have anxiety
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>>722443981
Most dude's don't actually nut immediately. I didn't at all for my first time, and we went for like an hour.
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>>722443981
Don't worry about coming too quickly. Focus on her. Ask her what she likes. Ask her what she wants you to do. You know what the 6 pack grip is? You know how to use your tongue? You know how to hit the g spot with your ding dong? Even if you come quickly, just go down on her until your refractory period is over, then shove it back in. You'll last longer in round 2.
You should also do kegels every day and edge when you masturbate. It will improve your stamina.
Pic unrelated
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>>722445335
>>722445562
I keep wondering how to distinguish between 0 and 2 levels of irony, what's the trick fags
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>>722443981
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>>722445607
^^^this^^^

also use some sawdust as lube
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The girl I'm fucking seems to enjoy shorter sessions. It says "my pussy gets sore quickly".
In your case, if you can make it cum by licking first, then it will appreciate the fuck even if subpar.

Worst case, it wants more fuck, so just go a second time.
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>>722444159
Beta pleases others before himself. >>722444159
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>>722443981

There's something you should know that nobody else on this board has told you yet. There's two kinds of fappers.

The light touch pussy ass motherfuckers that just gently stroke it, probably with lube. They're the fucks that cum instantly.

Then, there's the badass motherfuckers that death grip that bitch and beat the shit out of it, they're probably circumcised too. They take forever to cum.

Better hope you're the latter, or you're fucked.
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>>722445797
>it
I like your style.
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>>722445869
There is an element of truth here. Frequent masturbation can train you to come in response to specific stimuli, making you less likely to pop during regular sex. A partner who is willing to try will eventually learn your triggers tho.
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Oh, sweet innocent child.

Eat her out first. Let the fooling around lead to groping/licking and then to putting that clit in your mouth like you're a fuckin paraplegic trying to move your mouth-steered wheelchair through a goddamn maze. If you can make her orgasm first, a. It won't matter how long you last, b. every pump of the D will feel 10 times better for her, c. the sex will be better for both of you because she'll think you're a considerate and loving human (which is a lie because you're clearly a /b\ tard degenerate) and you'll feel like a bigg ass man because you already made her cream and scream and you haven't even blessed her with your probably 9-incher.

Bonus points if you can get her to O a second time with your dick (she'll be more sensitive after the cunnalingus).

God Mode: simultaneous orgasm.

You're welcome.
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>>722445601
By the way, I was high ass fuck on my first time. My GF was cumming 6 times and I wasn't even close. I regret it, because I've forgot nearly all of it. You know, she had the time of her life and I was half asleep.

Now I don't have enough stamina to make her cum every time. What do? If it feels like you going to cum, stop for a moment and make out with her or pull it out and lick her. But don't let her "cool down". I'd she says something like "don't stop right now", listen to her. If she says that right bevor you cum, ask if she nearly has an Orgasm. Yes? Fuck her furiously. No? Lick this little pussy, or finger pop her.
Talk to her. Touch her and ask if she likes it. If not, try something different.
If you do it right, you can fuck her to heaven even if you last 2 minutes or so.
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>>722446575
This!
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>>722444862
if she doesnt wants you to wear a condom shes either trying to get you to knock her up or trying to give you an std
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In all likelihood, it won't feel as good as you think. Most of us have death grip syndrome and aren't able to Cummings from just pussy
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>>722445648
ffs this is very fucking true just keep going change the condom and keep going hoes love this shit
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>>722443981

How old are you that you haven't fucked your "Girlfriend".
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>>722445532
Don't hurt me
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>>722443981
Protip: Clean soft towel near the bed. Every time. Good sex is messy.
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>>722443981
Jack off before you go.
It'll take the edge off, giving you more time, not to mention making you more calm and rational.

Also, if you feel yourself getting close and want to go a little longer, slow down, take deep and slow breathes, and focus on your breathing till you've backed off from the edge.
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>>722443981
yes

if you are not ready to bare the full responsibility of caring for a child, both financially and emotionally, then abstain from sexual intercourse
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>>722448152
No more
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