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Alright /b/, storytime. >be me >be working at grocery

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Alright /b/, storytime.

>be me
>be working at grocery store
>surprise, it's shit.
>one day all the employees decide they're fed up with this place and quit
>per usual I'm a little late to the party.
>hand in my resignation
>boss looks at me
>plsdontdothis.jpg
>I say I need a fresh environment
>Boss asks if I'm unhappy with my pay, and if a raise will solve anything
>I freeze, not sure what I want
>i lie about an outside offer too high for this kind of job
>not only do i lie about it I tell him to top that or I go

So there I am thinking he will try to meet me midway, I still kinda wanna go out and try something new.

>a day passes
>phone rings
>it's boss
>"hey there anon, could you please come in early today. we've got to talk"

I don't know what to expect.

>I come in
>yet another coworker gone
>go into boss' office
>he fucking tops the other "bid"
>$$

So my dilemma, dislike the job, all my friends have quit, have to do the same old same old.
I get shit tonnes of money, don't know what the other place would pay, probably something similar, I get a full time job at this place now (used to be part time) and could probably pay the apartment sooner.

I'm still gonna have to say I work at a grocery store... Worth it?
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Fuck it your friends won't pay your bills and buy you shit a job is a job and slutsblove shiney shit
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Who the fuck needs to know where you work anyway
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>>722443265
this guy right here
fuck bitches get moneys op
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>>722443045
jobs a job. more money. save lots and then find a job you like might as well. plus youll be respected for staking your worth
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>>722443045
friends are none of your concern when it comes to a job
if it pays good then stich with it and put some money away and after a year or so quit AFTER you already have an other job lined up
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keep it, all jobs sucks at the end. Also co-workers are not friends
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>>722443045
Leave this job on that salary nobody will interview you. Boss has knowingly/unknowingly made you irrelevant at your current tier, although you could potential sell it on additional responsibilities not listed in your role profile...

The whole act smacks of desperation though, poor guy doesn't want the place to tank.

HR advice is take it for as long as you can, spin a story about why you were offered more money for a better job at the next place
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>>722443045
If you don't have a STEM degree or any real skills/connections you should take the job. What kinda money you talking about here like 12/hr?
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>>722443972
Hmm? You want me to leave after working on my new pay for a while?
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How old are you and what kind of money are we talking?
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>>722444067
12 what? USD?
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Use this as an opportunity to get a management position.
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>>722444296
I'd assume we're all american, none of the rest of the world has intranet
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>>722444359
How should I go by that
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Hex
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>>722444421
Let's assume I'm western. USD 17 daytime 22 afterhours
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>>722444457
Learn what management does.
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>>722444457
Aren't they already giving u more work to do like associate manager or something with the pay raise? How much they pay u?
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>>722444546
great advice thanks
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>>722444606
Nothing. Just paying me to sit my ass down and not leave the company in chaos
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>>722444538
Better take the money. They drug test? You could get hella heroin on that salary
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>>722443045
You're never gonna find a job that you like OP. If work was fun it wouldnt be called work. Plus now that there's a lot of positions available there some new cute grill could arrive on the scene. Stick at it and enjoy the pay
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>>722444713
I enema that shit so I don't get tracks. Heroin is the best
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>>722443265
this

what are you making now op?
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>>722444538
Bitch you make 3 more than I do in a restaurant. You better save some of that scab money.
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>>722444980
17 at day and 22 after 4 & weekends
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>>722445173
Restaurants in the us are shitholes designed to screw over workers.
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>>722443045
17/hr to do not shit is pretty great. i'd take it OP. Nobody gives a fuck about where you work just as long as you have a job and can pay for some shit.

>>722443972
wtf are you on about, you sound like a fucking mongoloid. all he has to say is that the company hit some hard times with bad turnover, and he stuck it out with his employer, and his employer rewarded him for being loyal and hardworking. HR advice? please. fucking retard.

>>722444817
>cute grill at grocery job
makes me think of this everytim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Obcn6wjcYE
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i used to work at food lion and gaint. it sucked. i heard nicer stores like harris teeter and whole foods pay better. cosco is pretty good to. i left grocery stores and am no and exterminator. you can make 15-18 an hour starting off...though goddamn i need a real job. Any advice?
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>>722445549
My advice, fake it till u make it.
Find a spotless resume canvas and fill it in to personalise. Be friendly but not suckup-y.
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>>722445978

worth going back to school or is college a joke?
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>>722445349
> the company hit some hard times with bad turnover, and he stuck it out with his employer, and his employer rewarded him for being loyal and hardworking.

How is this not exactly what I suggested?
Fucking tit
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>>722446415
College is worth, atleast for me. Just try to figure out where you're headed as soon as you can, if you don't then you're just wasting time and money. Also if you have a path towards a goal u will most likely attract a successful life partner hahey, the good ones want to stick with u if u know what you want and how u gonna get it.
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>>722446784

sage advice. thank you anon
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>>722443444
Trips confirmed
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