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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>722420027 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>722420027

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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カラミチーマス
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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

Claim :o
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>>722440495
nice tracks
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>>722440608
Kill yourself and post drills
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>>722440666
lol no
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>>722440732
>says the guy that wants to be in a shitty discord
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>>722440799
That's not even his Discord tag smart one
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>>722440799
>wants to be in a shitty discord
what did you mean by this
>>722440812
nice hair
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>>722440786
Definintely I am glad you reminded me.

If something edible drops on the floor it's good for 3 seconds. Both to eat and to photograph.
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>>722440490
Evening.
How's your Valentine's Day coming along?
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>>722440981
does wish was u?
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>>722440981
i believe that you want to be the female pictured there, dis tru?
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"When wireless is perfectly applied the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain, which in fact it is, all things being particles of a real and rhythmic whole. We shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance. Not only this, but through television and telephony we shall see and hear one another as perfectly as though we were face to face, despite intervening distances of thousands of miles; and the instruments through which we shall be able to do his will be amazingly simple compared with our present telephone. A man will be able to carry one in his vest pocket." -Nikola Tesla, 1926

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9aReOTeYU
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>>722439786
No idea. It just happens I guess.
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>>722440981
is that you on the left?
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Gariru (Galil AR) claimed
>>722441095
Nikola Tesla was a genius
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>>722441095
truly inspiring thanks for the contribution
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>>722441095
Too bad his tech has been suppressed for almost a century now.

Rich trillionaire subhumans born at the top have no interest in connecting the human species.

>>722440490
Well that's why you need to experiment.

Maybe you could make a reverse werewolf? A dog that turns human?
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Mfw First rule of photography.
I see what you did there.
>>722440479
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tomoyoyo doesn't know how to use a ps3 controller -_-
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Welp back to work for me
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Happy valentine's day everyone
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>>722441679
My condolences.

You should start a business dude.
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>>722441770
>6000x4000
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>722441793
Hahaha i dont have the money nor the credit or the drive
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>>722441847
It's almost like I'm an amateur photographer with a nice camera
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>>722441866
I did it cycling door to door in college. My startup resource was a bicycle and business cards.

It's easy dude.

I just got 2 calls today so I'm feeling fantastic. Every client represents potential years of regular income.

If this business really takes off I want to help fund poor white kids' business ideas in the ghetto and other super poor areas. Nobody gives a shit about whitey.
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>>722442057
True but im also in commiefonia where everything has to be lincensed
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>>722441146
Lelei La Lalena is claimed.
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>>722442181
Rurrirrurrrirrrurruririru
>i cant understand you, go back to your country, white power
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>>722442181
Nice choice
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>>722442166
Lol fuck that shit I didn't license mine for years. But I did get insurance asap.

Don't even bother unless you want the tax man breathing down your neck for barely making any money. This government and country really despises small business owners.

Wait until you're medium sized before you even consider making it state official.
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sorry my wifu cut out again

>>722434811
or what~? no i'm kidding, please don't hit me...
>>722435056
you don't seem very happy -.-
>>722435151
what's a wewby...
>>722435181
cold and sad, no one to cuddle with on this day!
>>722435194
no don't ruin it!!!
>Fate Grand Order~
>>722435606
>runs away and crys in the corner
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>>722442315
Yep and california doesnt want any new business because competition so they make laws to make it near impossible unless you already have tons of money
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>>722442315
doggo-chan~ i has question about doggo food!
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>>722442425
No trying to take other peoples loves.
>gives head pats
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>>722442499
Yep, that's why every business owner I know applies for unemployment, welfare, food stamps, heating, rental assistance, the whole thing while making untraceable cash doing business and gathering clients.

That's what you do to make your business succeed. If you're not born with a money bag for a placenta you can't make it playing fair. Do it the way the politicians do it. Don't play fair like a fucking pleb. Win at all costs and use every resource available.

>>722442516
Sure why not?
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>>722442619
i couldn't help myself
>nuzzles against your hand
hehe
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>>722442425
I understand the cold part, but why sad? I'm sure someone as fun as you had enough to do.
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>>722442685
what do you think about this doggo food?
http://nutrish.com/dish?gclid=COSi17a5kNICFZWCswodYs4JdQ
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>>722442743
If ypu do it again ill have to punish you...
>gives back scratches
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>>722442757
i wanted someone to wrap his arms around my waist and keep me company today but i guess not, i'm lonely
>>722442855
>shivers
ahh! stop...
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>>722442955
Why you seem to like it?
>continues along your spine
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>>722442955
You sure are humble, most want a kiss but you're already happy with just a hug. That's nice.
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>>722442828
Toxic and full of synthetic chemicals/vitamins which cause cancer.

Try this brand mixed with raw chicken instead:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0123HA7D2/ref=twister_B01LX6N5KZ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Remember, kibble is not natural food and feeding only kibble is very bad for a dog. Kibble should be used as a supplement only with real meat as the main part of the dog's diet.

Raw chicken/fish is good and if you feed raw beef make sure it's not ground and it's organic. Beef has hormones, chicken/fish has less.

Also this supplement is great:

https://www.amazon.com/Wholistic-Canine-Complete-lbs-Tub/dp/B001LNQXNI/ref=sr_1_1?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1487112351&sr=1-1&keywords=wholistics
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>>722440666
>not posting impact drills
kys normie
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>>722443075
>is being raped by your fingernails ;~;
>>722443333
nice dubs~
what do you want this valentine's?
>>722443361
i can feed a dog raw meat? isn't that dangerous for their tummies?
and thank you for the links, i've bookmarked them~
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>>722443361
Updates on my brothers doggo - 6 weeks max. This may just be the only sad Rory in existance.
>>722443680
Dogs are descended from wolves and are natural carnivores. Raw meat is fine.
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>>722443763
I wonder if human meat will be fine.
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>>722443680
This valentine is already almost over, just a few minutes left. To be honest, I don't know, being able to interact with a certain somebody more often would already be more than enough for me, but more is always welcome!
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>>722443680
Oh no if you dont like it I'll stop
>stops
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>>722443878
what did you get your waifu for valentines!
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>>722443680
Yes my dogs regularly eat raw chicken drumsticks.

Slow cooked is also safe but generally if you have no experience slow cooking food keep away from feeding them cooked bones of any kind. They can cause internal bleeding.

If it's not raw or cooked for 12+ hours it's not good to give them the bones. Raw has a lot of nutrients for them but only feeding raw also causes imbalances. That's why you need a supplement and adding a very high quality organic kibble helps.

That rachelray brand is garbage.

If your dog is used to eating crap food, don't give them high quality food all of a sudden as it will make them sick. Switch gradually. When they gave holocaust survivors real food after being liberated a lot of them died because their stomachs couldn't process all the nutrients.

DO NOT FEED RAW GROUND BEEF.

It is full of chemicals, hormones, and ammonia. Beef MUST be organic. Non organic chicken and fish is fine.

>>722443763
6 weeks old?

>>722443878
More than 6 hours left for me. I had a hell of a Valentine's day.
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>>722444045
Guess

>>722444099
Oh? What happened?
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How did your valentines day go everybody?
I literally didn't talk to a single person today.
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>>722444011
>crawls away and calls the cops
>>722444099
fudge there's just too many rules!
im better off not adopting this malamute...
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>>722443878
it's 4pm -_-
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>>722444381
happy valentines day
>>722444376
well its 4pm so still going :o
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>>722444360
Same as always, sex and potentially money.

I'm out of drugs though and I hate rock n roll.

>>722444406
It's not that hard really.

Just feed raw meat+supplements
No ground meats.
Only organic kibble

That's it really.
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Add Patches -_-#7669 on discord
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>>722444525
Ahh good point, I didn't think about that.
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>>722444525
Alice?
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>>722444680
Here's your (You)
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>>722444746
thanks i really needed that
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>>722444360
an ammo box full of incendiary rounds?
>>722444376
me too only my parents
>>722444381
>gives you chocolate heart
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Post smile of your important someone
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>>722444406
Tells cops exactly what happened and gets off scott free
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>>722444609
ah okay, I'll do my best...
if my dog turns on me should I shoot him?
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>>722444835
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>>722444835
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>>722444901
dirty cops...
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>>722444479
Not if you live in EU.

>>722444813
That... would've een better than just a knife. What did you get yours?
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>>722444903
Well if he's male you'd be better off practicing common courtesy and letting him shoot into you first.

If female feel free to shoot into her all you want. Not like they can get pregnant or anything.
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>>722444835
yours
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>>722445003
a brownie but she's not eating it for some reason
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>>722444999
Id have to actually rape you to get arrested nice dub trips tho
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>>722444835
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>>722445067
i remember my first doggo would stick out her pussy at me and I would play with it with my toe, i was like 10 years old so i really didn't know what i was doing lol
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>>722445223
jeez that's the best get i got in my life!
you wouldn't rape me for real would you?
>>722445256
would you kill a baby to protect her smile?
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>>722445266
I would've gone a lot farther if I had a full size dog at that age.

Man I was fucking crazy about dog pussy when I was 10-20.

I think I was a dog in a past life.
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>>722445124
Any idea why?
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>>722445408
You'll have to explain why I'd need to.
But yes.
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>>722445408
>only if you ask for it
No, I only have consensual sex. Non consent is a huge turnoff
>>722445256
Louise a cute
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>>722444966
She looks like she's going to cry
>>722444986
:3
>>722445078
http://www.niceme.me
>>722445256
Surely you can provide larger version of this? Spread the smile with as many pixels as you can!
>high quality of course
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>>722445498
hehe lewd~ doesn't it hurt the dog? i mean humans are pretty hung
>>722445526
she won't even move ;~;
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>>722445600
no reason

just to protect her smile

if you don't stomp that baby out she'll never smile again...
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>>722444744
no :o
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>>722445675
Nah, some breeds have bigger dicks than humans, and the knot is much wider than any human dick could be.

Bitches are designed to take a human sized dick or bigger, plus giant knot. They can handle a human just fine. You can go hard fast and they enjoy it. Doesn't hurt them. I've had my dogs cum from penetration alone after going hard for long enough. Great fun.
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>>722445642
i find it very hot... i think i need help.
>>722445647
oh hi alice >_>
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>>722445880
Wait you find nonconsensual sex hot? Like if you don't have consent or if your partner doesnt?
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>>722445880
Not realising it was me means one of two things
1: You didn't bother to read the filename
2: You can't read
I'm assuming it's the first one though
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>>722445870
that's hot x...x
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>>722444609
Drugs? Plenty of that shit here. But I assume it was a fun day?

>>722445675
Ow come on, I'm sure it will end well.
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Happy Valentines Day, everyone! <3
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>>722445642
>
She always is~
>>722445647
How about this?
>
>>722445786
No, you gotta give me a context why that would happen
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Dog's pussies weren't meant for human dick.
Georgette probably stretched them out first.
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>>722445834
oh

>>722446021
hello Alice , happy valentine's hope you had some chocolate
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>>722446057
Very hot... And tight. And the way they back up or sit down on top of you is fucking niceeee

Only real problem is the constant jealousy and fighting mid coitus.

>>722446062
Very fun. Outstanding.

Wish I could visit you. I'm out of all my good stuff. Not even alcohol in the fridge. Fuck.

>>722446213
With my tongue yes.

I guess it depends on the breed, but they're good to go after their 2nd heat.
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>>722446008
if i was raped i would find it hot, i don't think i could ever rape someone else
>>722446021
my wifi is slow and takes forever to load pictures -.-
>>722446062
it's super creamy inside!
what knife did you get for her?
>>722446070
TAKE THAT SCARF OUT THE WAAAY
>>722446156
i dontt know, its either you do it or you'll never see chara smile again
>>722446213
that's hot
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>>722442425
I'm just saying.
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>>722446156
Only when she smiles tbh...but hey opinions and such
>>722446370
But if you enjoy the rape is it actually rape or do you just like the thought of being taken/lusted after because that in fact is extremely hot.
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>>722446370
If i did rape you qould you call the cops?
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>>722446338
Mmh it must feel amazing getting penetrated like that. do you finish inside of them too? do they lick it all up when you're done?
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>>722446370
Wait, Chara or Louise?
I think if Chara asked me to stomp out a baby for her I might need to find a new partner..
>>722446481
nonsense, she is adorable all the time
Look what you've done, she's not smiling any more
>>
>>722446338
Disgusting piece of trash.
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>722444099
6 weeks left. Lymphoma.
>>722443875
Maybe.
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>>722446428
i'm going to watch it after i finish NHK~
>>722446481
i don't know i just want surprise sex!
>>722446520
only if you didn't finish inside
>>722446662
no, no, the baby stole chara's happiness and she is unable to smile anymore until you kill that baby
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>>722446662
Ok now even that face is cute but its supposed to be sad.
>>722446690
Pls dont died
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>>722446783
Gimme an address >:)
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>>722446690
oh yeah you're good at cooking meat

should i let froze meat defrost naturally or should i just throw it on the frying pan right then and there?
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>>722446866
Nice links
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>>722446879
eh i think it'll be better if you came here during the warmer months
i wouldn't dare take off my clothes in this cold
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>>722446583
Yes to both.

I've been eating more celery and considering taking zinc. I really want to get my libido back up. It's been kind of down recently. Eating too much junk food since Christmas and I'm starting to feel it. At least I'm not fat. Just... less active than I was last Autumn.

>>722446675
Valentine's day makes certain people angry.

>>722446690
That's horrible. I'm sorry to hear that but I do remember you from last time. I hope all goes well.

>>722446866
Good waifu choice.

>>722446918
For best taste thaw it in your fridge. Bottom shelf is the least cold. Upper shelf might not thaw properly depending on your fridge settings.
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>>722446783
How did this baby get the power to steal emotions?! You didn't tell me this was a supervillain baby!
>>722446793
I told you, tali, she's always cute!
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>>722446370
A standard bayonet, what cupcake did you get?

>>722446338
...And the there's me being able to buy any alcohol that's about to expire in the coming month for half price....
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>>722446156
Better
>>722446243
Happy Vallentine's Day to you. I did not eat chocolate, however, I did share a nice piece of pot roast with Alice
>>722446370
But that has nothing to do with filenames :thinking:
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>>722446918
Defrost either naturally/in your fridge if you have the time or under running cold water in the sink. Make sure the meat is still covered.
>>722446793
Brothers dog has lymphoma. Not me.
>>722447061
I need to get over there and visit him one day. Maybe try and be there when he goes.
>>
>>722446783
Suprise sex is pretty awesome
>>722447022
Oh yeah it's still winter... stupid SoCal weather. Wait arent you a virgin? Suprise first time sex?
>>722447142
Ok ok fine she's always cute. I retract my previous statement.
>>722447284
Oh poor pupper
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you lost our golden hat -_-
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>>722447215
R34 of the ring or something?
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>>722447165
Bleh, I hope it's not skunk. I hate alcohol that's been refrigerated and reheated over and over.

New alcohol is worth the price.

>>722447284
That would be best. It'll certainly help him transition. I don't feel good about the fact that dogs don't live as long as people. When my dogs die I have no interest in this planet even if I won the lottery. Guess I could get more dogs, but it just wouldn't feel the same.
>>
>>722447360
ok
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>>722441770
>not a 6000x4000 picture of chara

i have the day off work from being 2 sick
how's everyone
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>>722447061
Nah
Its that fact that you're sexually abusing your dogs that makes me angry.
I hope you get honeypotted again.
Also I hope you get sick and die because you're disgusting foul creature.
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>>722447276
That sounds nice as well
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>>722447620
Did you have to work yesterday?
And I'm doing meh
>>722447651
It was.
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claimed
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>>722447620
I got laid off at work today.

Thanks for asking.
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>>722446783
You have fun with that then.
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>>722447709
Happy Valentine's day
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>ERP IN THREAD
CEASE
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>>722447620
dead on the inside -_-
>>
>>722441770
Truly a romantic evening.

>>722447709
Run of the mill, not even any fur or tails.

Are you even trying?

>>722447648
Honey is delicious though.

>>722447733
Did you at least give a big speech and knock something over before you left?
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>>722440530
Fags
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>>722447797
>ERP
Where?
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>>722440530
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>>722441770
Oh right it's the day where you're supposed to show your significant other that you love them

Any other day is fine to treat them like shit though
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darn wifi is dying!

>>722447061
i don't blame you for not being active! its freezing outside~
do dogs like the taste of your... you know
>>722447142
the baby is out to leave! catch it and stomp it's head into the pavement!
>>722447165
i hope you didn't sharpen it!
my wifi is a going in and out so i might not be able to respond in a while...
>>722447276
you used to be nice to me...
>>722447284
hm in the fridge? that would take days.
I'll it under running water~
>>722447338
yes im a virgin, shut up >>
>>722447753
im going to claim Ram because of pink hair~
>>722447830
my wifi is going out so i might come back, sorry...
>>
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>>722448002
You hurt my friend, and we didn't really talk much.
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>>722448002
That's heresy mann
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>>722447534
Of course not, it's just that the Dutch prefer beer and standard drinks over anything else. Since the supermarket tries to appeal to everyone we have a shit ton of mixed and foreign drinks they often get ignored until they're almost expired. And that is where things get interesting, last week I was able to buy 2 bottles of sake and 3 bottles of mixed vodka drinks for hardly anything. And... since I don't drink that much they're great to resell for a little bit of profit.

>>722448002
You really might want to start looking for a different provider.
>>
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>>722447780
thank you
>>722447830
ears
>>
>>722447830
Do you know what honeypotting even means?
Do you know how you got blackmailed once because you fuck dogs?
Thats basically getting honeypotted.
>>
>>722447338
Glad we came to an agreement!
>>722447620
Of course not! I-It's totally only because it's tradition to take these, though!
>>722447830
I try to make it so.
>>722447977
I see it as the day where you show how much they mean to you. You should do that on other days, too, but go above and beyond on this day.
>>722448002
Why is it a supervillan! Is it going to use its powers for good?!
>>
>>722447366
More likely The Grudge actually
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>>722448002
I didnt say it was a bad thing. If anything it'd make it hotter
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>>722448203
Do anything special today?
>>722448219
The house in the picture is supporting of that thought
>>
best goat 20XX
>>
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>>722448213
Why have a specific day?
Just do more impressive gestures at random throughout the year, it'll come off as less forced

But, you know, that's just, like, my opinion man
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you lost it again -_____-
>>
>>722448428
What is this a goat for ants?
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>>722447690
I didn't, thankfully. I'd probably be a lot worse if I did.
Why so meh?

>>722447733
Go find a new, better paying job

>>722447805
I love you.

>>722448213
But chara might get jealous...
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>>722448428
>>
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>>722447690
you should get her some chocolate too

>>722447709
hello and happy valentine's
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>>722447805
What's wrong buddy?

>>722448002
Yeah it's been snowing a lot.

Yeah my dogs lick it up.

>>722448139
God I want to try a good Sake. I'm more of a cider guy myself.

How's sake? Sweet? Bitter? Is it pure alcohol flavor like vodka? Any hint of the rice taste coming through?

How do you resell them?

>>722448203
Well okay you pass.

>>722448209
Yeah but in the end he was about to screw himself. He relied on the income from my business because he still lives with my mom despite being almost 30. And she gets the vast majority of the money.

Greedy people like that shoot themselves in the foot.

>>722448213
At least you know how to treat a lady.

>>722448428
Too bad there's no Toriel dating sim. for you undertale lovers.
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>>722448538
Hello kfc
>>722448494
Hello bun bun
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>>722447924
Mash and Tali
>>
>>722448503
>>
>>722448494
i hate you -_-
>>
>>722448615
We arent erping tho just disscussing sex in general
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>>722448454
Sure, those work, but it's nice to have a day that's just for her, one where you can go all out.
>>722448494
Of a 2D girl?
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>>722448494
Well that's something at least, lots of hot tea and honey would probably be good
I'm always meh. There are rare moments I'm not, but not today
>>722448538
She'd be much happier with a nice piece of meat. I could go look for some chocolate, or a piece of cheesecake or something though. I think I have neither though
>>722448615
Shocking
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>>722448682
That's what ERP is
Plus the regular RP you're doing
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>>722448733
Like an anniversary but without any meaning behind it?
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>>722448473
>>
>>722448749
No you're just retarded
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>>722448341
no
>>722448538
hi thanks
>>722448590
nice
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>>722448735
cheesecake sounds nice ,I wish I had some right now

>>722448864
got any chocolate ?
>>
>>722448842
>Runs fingers down your back
>Shivers
>Aah stop
>This isn't RP
No youre the one that's retarded if you can't see what you're typing. Take that into private rooms
>
>>
>>722448494
In today's job climates, I'd be damn if I get one with shit pay.
>>
>>722448812
..If that's how you want to see it, I suppose.
>>
>>722449141
Thats not ERP thats just regulart RP
>>
>>722449260
Which is still gay none the less.
>>
>>722449260
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
Learn to read OP before you post itt.
>>
>>722449331
Pretty sure shielder is a grill
>>
>>722449399
>>722449399
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