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this is what the valentines experience is like for me
>be me
>valentines day
>think "i've been alone for 13 years and i have had no girl friend"
>fed up and start thinking about a plan of how to get a girlfriend
>think of a overused idea but it might get the job done
>buy box of chocolates
>take off 5 dollar price tag cause i dont want to look poor
>wonder who i should give it too
>remember this girl called ashlyn
>i chose her as my valentine
>go to school
>pumped up
>i am ready for today
>today is finally the day that i get a girl friend
>1:30 comes by that's the class that we go to together
>go in class
>give her the box of chocolates along with a letter i wrote
>i put my number down so she could text me later
>i'm leaving school
>whilst im browsing 4chan
>*ding
>YES YES YES YES YES
>read the text with the feeling that ill never be alone again, or at least for a month or a year
>"hey this is ashlyn, thank you for the chocolates, i have a boy freind but that's very sweet of you. happy valentines day"
>i hate my fucking life
not to mention i put days into thinking about what i should do for valentines day.
im not even ugly, im not fat, why does no one like me.
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>>722434434
I'll date you anon. We can be nohomo boyfriends.
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Just keep trying with different girls. give it time. Remember there's nothing actually special about valentine's day its just a holiday invented by corporations to sell cards flowers and candy. Its really just another day.
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Btw I asked a girl out saturday on date for today. She said yes but then cancelled last night via text. Dating just sucks sometimes
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>>722435354
Lol you just did one for us bros! Good job canceling last minute :)
Too many girls do that to guys..
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>>722434434
no one likes you because you're fucking beta af OP. Stop being a fucking pussy and you'll get laid. Do you think buddy bought her chocolates? I get laid all the time, think I ever buy my bitch chocolates? Girls want real men that take them places and do shit with them. Stop being fucking boring man.
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>>722435459
>can you even into reading comprehension?
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>>722436245
Oh shit I thought you canceled.. Damn.. It always happens. I don't have my glasses so its hard to read.
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>think "i've been alone for 13 years and i have had no girl friend"
Op is actually 13
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>>722434434
>>/r9k/
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>>722437632
r9k sucks. /b/ is always the best place for green text.
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>>722434434
>the beta experience
I know how you feel man. 18 year old senior, today gave the girl of my dreams some flowers. Turns out her parents have an arranged marriage for her. FUCK.
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>>722437769
life is sad for a /b/tard
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>>722437769
Do you live in Saudi Arabia?
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>>722434434
My brother died in a motorbike accident 11 years ago this Valentines Day.
Not asking for pity, but it could be worse Anon.
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>>722437769
Yeah what the fuck india ?
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I used to get depressed on this holiday. Then I got fucked over by my ex wife and have not been depressed this year.
I do miss her though even if she treated me horrible. Just want to be a family again with our kids I guess. Ah well.
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women are horrible and will ruin your life you don't want a gf you want a hole for your peenus
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