Black church catches undeniable miracle on live footage htt

kek i knew this magic trick since i was in elementary

>>722431209
That's no miracle. IT'S BLACK MAGIC!

>>722431209
Oh god I needed that laugh. What are these, Kenyans? lol

>>722431404
Americans, i think. Not 100%

>>722431528
Doubt it. Not for the intelligence factor but for the premise and people in the video itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aPfV8I2PA

Heres a longer video.

>>722431209
yes, this is surely the work of God. In his name, Amen

>>722432307
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>>722431528
My fucking god check some of these channel discussions lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/user/propheticchannelTv/discussion

>In the name of the Lord. I command you, all of you, leave our fellowship now. You are not our Papa and you are not ECG Church member. In Jesus mighty name, let anybody be aware of you. IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.

>>722432419
These fucking people are sad.

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how did white people force black people into this one

>>722431528
That's Zimbabwe isn't it?

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>>722432419

>>722431209
just dropping in to say i fucking hate religion.

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are they actually serious?

>>722432307
Lol this guy is a real winner

https://malawi24.com/2015/02/25/malawis-prophet-bushiri-caught-with-pants-down-again/

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>>722431209
>dem cuffs doe

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>>722431209
>Black church catches undeniable miracle on live footage

What? A nigger filled out a job application? Actually dindu nuffin? Played raised a child? Walked past a bike and didn't steal it? Took a shower? Paid taxes? Chose Pepsi over grape drank? Passed a drug test?

>>722431209

Oh shit I fucking laughed out loud for almost a minute. Thank you anon. Honestly, I fucking almost pissed myself.

>>722433286

Wait was this shit supposed to be serious for their followers? I thought it was just for the lols. HOLYSHIT MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THE ATMOSPHERE.

>>722431528
I mean the pastor looks african and he also had an accent like the narrator. Maybe its like an african church in some city or something.

>>722433376
His followers are crazy.

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>>722432419
>>722432671

>>722434172
Its Zimbabwe.

>>722431209
Wow! I believe in God now!

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>>722431209
>Muh voodoo
These people should stop eating so many chickens and watermelons. It is making them delusional.
They are just moving their fucking arms for fucks sake. They might as well start eating pineapples with skin!

>>722434670
Can they even grow watermelon in Zimbabwe?