Hey /b/ros, today is Valentine's Day and I wanted to fuck

Maybe he's not gay

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>>722421852
I am a grill. Why wouldn't he fuck this?

>>722421789
Tits or GTFO

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>>722422012
Tits.

>>722421934
Maybe he is gay

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Women always need to get fucked on valentine, new years and birthday. If you have any females in your life then avoid them on these days and stay at home jerking it and drinking alone

Everybody has sex with everybody in 2017, and that includes niggers and "bisexuals," there's plenty of AIDS to catch if youre looking for it

>>722422126
Maybe he's into fatties.

Or maybe you're annoying as fuck? Or you're clingy? Or he saw you fart and he can't move past it? Maybe you look like his ex?

>>722421934
I remember this ass and panties you're using old pic or you're a cf

>>722422126
Yeah, he's gay

>>722422272
I fucked him a couple days ago and he said that my pussy was tight. Like he really did fuck me and left some scratches on me. Why wouldn't he want to fuck me now?

>>722421934
Text him that you will let him fuck you for a dollar
No man can resist a good deal

>>722422284
Same girl. Lol.

>>722422410
well then just be direct and ask him if he wants

Fuck someone else instead?

>>722421789
text look like hes disinterested

>>722423049
Fuck it then.

>>722421789
Guys FFS

Tits + Timestamp or GTFO, you all know the rules, fuck.

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>>722423209
Timestamp smh

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>>722423555
Knock on his door and just jump on him

>>722423555
Nice tits and trips. Btw it shouldn't be so hard, just be straight forward and tell him you need to be fucked. Much easier if a female asks a guy for sex, a male couldn't say that to a female. Meet him in person and tell him you want sex.

>>722423555
also, nice trips.
have you gotten him to answer yet?
Other thing is that you will go to his door and say you don't want to be alone tonight and march in

>>722423555
send him the pics you post here you fucking retard

>>722423555
Yea just send him your tits and post his reaction here

>>722423830
Lol actually this. If you propose sex outright, he'll say yes.

Unless he's gay. Or you're heinous from the neck up.

>>722421789
that's the exact problem veronica, all you want is tap and score, i want a fam of four :/

>>722423555
Just tell him you want to fuck, he's a guy so if he wants to fuck you too then he he'll come round and do it. If he doesn't then you haven't lost anything.

>>722421789
several things you can do
> offer him a free blowjob
> offer him a free blowjob
> offer him a free blowjob

Fuck that faggot give us sex plz!

>>722423994
kek
>offer him anything

Kek everyone here checking their phone and hoping for you as a neighbor

>>722423555
cut yourself and post it somewhere. that'll surely get his attention

OP where are you from? If you're that desperate for a fuck go on craigslist or something

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>>722422126
>>722421934
he is shy, be straight to the point.

And jesus christ, how come no fucking girl ever tells me they want to hang out? i always have to put in the work.

Pic related, me being fucking sexy as usual.

>>722421934
My question how did you get red ink out of a black sharpie?

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>>722424491
some more shit of me being so goddamn sexy shit.

>>722424491
Kek

>>722423555

ill fuck ya

>>722424561
Post dick ?

>>722421789
Got kik/snapchat?

>>722424491
Are you smoking heroin friend?
Charming picture.
Would-fuck-beard-pussy/10

>>722424491
you look like a faggot

>>722424491
do you play soccer, because you look like one
of the fags that like to be in some soccer club
with your soccer hairstyle, and girls rarly ask
you because they fear the aids you carry with
yourself since your first summercamp and the
hot love for the hot soccersperm of some
jungster friend fast fired into your boypussy

>>722424561
How did u turn Asian so fast?

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>>722424667
>>722424675
mfw

>>722421789
"Want come over and fuck me in the butt like the whore I am? I've condoms AND I'm clean"
done.

>>722424660
its a joined covered in foil tin, i dont even smoke it was to tease a friend but i liked the picture.

>>722424667
I look like one,but i'm not one.

>>722424675
Nah i dont play soccer, i dont play the soccer games i just know how to take care of myself idiot.

>>722424772
joint*

>>722424701
its just a prank bro.

>>722424821
Heroin*

>>722424854
Triggered

>>722424491
He wasn't shy when he fucked me.
>>722424595
Thank you
>>722424657
Snap is freeatlonglast
>>722424739
LOL

Guys he finally replied!!!

>>722424965
Do tell, m'lady ;)

>>722424739
Only one thing could possibly be true.....
it must be my lucky day.
*fucks scrag*
*nuts all over cats*
*leaves*

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> Wants sum fuk
> He is too busy
> Asks if I want to buy some bud

>>722421789
>
>>722421789
>>722421789
>shit i just saw this


basically means I saw it as soon as it came in, was more preoccupied stoned and chilling by myself to reply....

>>722425082
>>722425133
lol CONFIRMED

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>>722425082
ask for weed and chill

>>722424965
Are you retarded? Just ask him if he wants to fuck. He is no women, he is a men. If you dont want ask directly then send him a boob pic or tell him you are wet and if he can help you. For fucks sake how fucking retarded are you

>>722425082
a man is never too busy for a blowjob

>>722425082
hahahahaha. ouch.

I know what it is OP. It's valentines day. You avoid women like the plague on vday, especially if you just fucked once before.

>>722425082
Wow what a keeper
You should allow him to inseminate you. That way they'll be more people like you around.
Won't that just st be so much fun

>>722425082
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>722425133
Also, earlier when I was in my backyard I heard him digging up something. I don't know what. I was thinking he was burying his rainy day fund in his backyard...or it could of just been simple yard work....or a dead body...
still would fuck him tho

>>722425224
lmfao couldn't agree more

OP are you at least average looking in the face because your body is hot as fuck. This man is a gay homo.

>>722424772
if you would bump your own facebook profile
with some pics of yourself carrying some
hot spice or cloves-joints,
and your problem are blazzed
and sorry mate i dont belive you dont sometimes smoke alot of cocks

Is he your dealer by any chance?

DO NOT FUCK YOUR DEALER

>>722425238
Seconded

>>722425233
This is actually what I believe also.

>>722425247
Probs just digging up his stash.

Do I just send him "lemme smash" and see if he agrees... also I think he left. Let me check for his car. Brb.
>>722425309
My face is attractive.
>>722425333
Also, he used to be a classmate of mine two years ago. I didn't fuck him then, but recently I did. LOL. And no, he is not my dealer. Just a friend.

>>722425333
What if he deals coke and crack.
He's telling me it's free

>>722424965
so he already fucked you? wtf are you talking about dumb bitch, he just seeing you as one of the girls he fucks.

-Beardman

omg please do not fuck your dealer.

When you like Aladdin but with a beard and heroin.

>>722425445
tell him today would be the ticket to leave friendzone

>>722425445
Just send him a wink face, tell him you like to keep him "company"

Keep in my he may be trying to find a diffent girl tonight.
Good luck OP, hope you get wrecked right proper

>>722425445
please end your life, clinging to a stoner fag haha

>>722421934
Btw moar pics

>>722423555
goddamnit, wish it was a dude
welp, I'm out

His car is still there!
>>722425622
Thank you I will!!
>>722425655
More on my snap

Hey OP, How he looks like maybe a pic? just wondering

>>722425533
Said like a known sidebitch

>>722425224
Its easy as that. Watch all those virgins telling you to speak with him like to a women. He is a men. You want sex. If you arent ugly he will fuck you

op he possible belives that you dont like him and only act like any dumb drugaddicted hoe out there that sells her body for some free highs

>>722425082
He's probably gay

Femanon if this gets digits simply walk over there and knock on the door and ask him if he'd allow you a few orgasms. That easy. He says no just hop on any app or go to any bar and pick up some hot and steamy sexy sex. Seriously you're making this so hard...

I'm a faggot

-Beardman

>>722425824
Beardman has spoken

>>722425082
ahahahahahaha
And the really funny thing about this is, that you want him even more after such a reply.
But at the same time complain about him.
Girls are retards.

>>722425801
> implies 'hang out' means fucking
This guy is propably stoned and thinks she will say if she wants to get fucked

>>722425824
for sure

>>722425821
Yes she is retarded like most other women

>>722425824
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

-Beardman

>>722425784
Spoken like an ugly man who would throatfuck a beartrap given half the chance

>>722425735
whats your snap dumbass

>>722425824
fuck you
i only once had gaysex with my uncle and it wasnt realy gaysex because he was filming it for some documentation.

-Beardman

>>722425956
OP is faggot

-Beardmen

>>722425622
>>722425735
Do not do this shit.

I've had a number of exes or girls I've fucked in the past ask for sex later on.

It's very simple:

"Come over. I'll suck your dick"

It's literally that easy.

I once drove 35 minutes to an exes house because she sent me that exact text. She sucked my dick in my car and I drove away. I would have fucked her if she wasn't on the rag.

Do that, and you will get laid, OP.

Post results.

>>722425767
he already fucked her, and now she is asking why he wouldnt fuck her. wtf are you on about retard

>>722424965
>>722425990
You fucking retarded idiot.

>>722425956
>>722426005

Yes i do

-Beardman

>>722425821
Fuck man, I don't know!!!! I feel like I am going to shit myself lol

Also, I asked if he wanted company

>>722426037
it still doesnt tell me what her snap is you fucking dipshit

>>722426124
Yes it does you fucking mongoloid retarded BBC bottom whore.

>>722426017
Upstanding broad there.
AIDS/10
Such class.
Parents were amazed at the intellect of their offspring, though silently agreeing they should have never fucked

Obviously he is either just too lazy or can't be bothered to fuck you today.

Don't stress it even more. Or maybe... you can' get your head around him not wanting you, ain't that it?

Well if you want to stay somewhat attractive, don't chase him like a dog. Guys are like dogs anyway, he will text you when he wants to fuck again, and maybe you can't be bothered that day. I can tell because I also had lots of days where "friends" asked me if I want to "hang out" and I just couldn't be bothered, but it didn't keep me from texting them months later when I was actually horny

>>722425988
Im since 16 no more virgin, I already had girlfriends, I already had friendship+, I already rejected women being 8/10, I dont fuck women under 5/10.

So shut the fuck up. Its just retarded. Every men getting asked for fucking will give an honest answer. Complicated shit like she is doing just annoys most men.

>>722425990
Snap is freeatlonglast
>>722426005
Pretty much
>>722426017
Fuck man I will!!

>>722426187
why u mad tho?

>>722426241
How's them bear traps neck beard?

>>722426124
Fuck dude wipe the cum out of your eyes

>>722425247
He was just doing his thing, whatever it may be. Don't be a snoop unless obvious. In all seriousness though, he sounds a capt. of meh. youll need to deffo make the move. buy some bud and see if wants a chill take out night...dont make him uncomfy though, some guys just cba with sex at times

>>722426311
yeah i know what your snap is, just getting these retards mad as fuck, shit is funny. getting rekt by the beardmayne

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>>722421789
Baiiit

>>722426311
I got herpes doing exactly that once.
No joke
Was hilarious

Lonely single mum and all

>>722426357
>buy some bud

good advice. if you wanna look pathetic.

>>722426241
damn you sound like someone that touched some vago at the day of his birth,
real talk very hard
you are my new ideol, pls teach me more

>>722426330
it's in my beard you fucking moron

>>722426311
You have nothing on your snap story

>>722426442
>>722426442
you ever watch peep show mate. get a grip

>>722426329
You should could tell me

>>722421789
If you are a femanon, take a pic of your cunt, then send it to him with the message "See anything you like?"

>>722423679
Blowjob works better

>>722421934
>Feb 12
Piss off ya cunt

>>722425082

Is he at work or something?

Ask him if he wants to hang out later tonight then.

>>722421789
Tell him you are lonely and would like se company. He'll know what you mean.

Now lets see your butthole.

>>722426538
Well she says hi son for a start. She says your lying and finally she says she wished she never birthed such a wretched little girl

>>722426468
Kek, Just because you think like a vago doesnt mean I dont get a vago by thinking like a cock

Go shave your boipussy

>>722426532
>watch peep show
what?

>>722426074
Wanting company is different than wanting a stuff cock inside of you.

Options: call him and ask if he wants "to fuck for St.V" because to a good cause

Call him and tell him if he wants to fuck you with wild abandon until the end of time all he has to is get up RN and come over and smash your little box.

Call him and ask if he's into three somes, go find a kinky friend of yours and show him the power of the MFF.

Like I really don't understand if you feel like you're gonna shit yourself wear a diaper and tell him your kinky like come the fuck on it cannot be this hard to get laid if the pics you posted are you.

Say you'll dominate him if he fucks you right idk dude just we all wanna see y'all fuck so come on and deliver. We all have given you good advice

>>722421789
If you are a femanon, take a pic of your cunt, then post it, after we say it's nice
send it to him with the message "meme anything you like?"

Yeah people this timestamp is 2 fucking days old.

>>722426638
Wtf r u talking about. U don't get pussy ever.

Don't think too hard about it alright?

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Fuck guys I am so torn.....

Do I just walk over? Do I text him again? What do!
I FUCKED IT UP YOU GUYS!!!

>>722426480
You have to be added back in order to see.
>>722426539
LOL Might oor might not do
>>722426564
This was an old timestamped photo, lol
>>722426616
He is currently in his house!!! I can see his car!
>>722426619
And idk man I dont think he is like that
>>722426694
ty man I might go over
>>722426713
Also, will update later after I smash neighbour(IF)

>>722424491

Not trying to be super critical dude, but you look gay as hell. That short beard and hair, too manicured, of I saw you on the street I would assume gay immediately.

>>722426713
>>722423555
hurr durr I only look at one picture now I'm an internet expert at the age of 14

>>722426694
For sure.
Hard to get rejected by your neighbor like a total raging slut, then have idle chit chat about the weather when your not horny

>>722421934
Hey let's see that sharpie go on your muffler

>>722426784
Glad to know guys aren't the only beta out there.

I cringed hard

10/10

Guys I will brb it's either now or never!
I have college in one hour and I want his cock inside me!!

>>722426784

>He is currently in his house!!! I can see his car!

Well he's busy then. Maybe there is something going on that's more important than fucking his neighbor, ie family issue or some shit or he has diarrhea.

Ask him if he wants to hang out later in the evening.

>>722426861
Me too!!

>>722426784
You fucked up OP.

Find someone to fuck on tinder.

I told you what you had to do, and you fucked up.

abandon thread. OP is not getting laid.

Will update later on if anything happened guys. Wish me luck.

>>722426784
Call him you silly girl.
Be you, cuz your nervous. He'll love it.

>>722426784
why do you even wanna fuck him so bad? post some pics of him too

>>722426784

This is easy. Just say, "listen, you fucked me good last time, I'm just horny and want to ride your cock real quick. Can I come over, show you a good time, and then leave?"

straight forward, to the point, and letting him know you don't want to be annoying and cuddle after

>>722426784
Why the fuck did you not call..? THats why I said call. CALL not text. DO THIS NOW: Call and say this exactly:"sorry it's hard to outright say you wanna get dicked down but dude you fucked me good and I want some more." Like you are being autistic as fuck rn and that's okay I'm speaking from experience here. Seriously don't text
Call or walk over there with just a robe or towel on, when he opens the door drop the towel or robe and ask to be let inside.

That's both erotic and good. Like stop texting he's too high for that shit just call or walk over and do the damn thang

>>722421934
The writing should probably be the other way around, bro, if you want us to believe that she wrote the date from 2 days ago on her hand herself.

>>722422126
You changed your shirt?

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YO NEIGHBOR WANNA NETFLIX AND CHILL?

>>722426841
Hard but not impossible.

Throw the FWB title at him and see what he does

>>722426784
Why give out your snap if you aren't adding back kek

>>722426797
Dont worry, you're a guy.

telling me i look gay is a compliment because woman like good looking guys.

Also, too manicured? i dont do any of that shit haha.

>>722427324
>haha

Jesus fucking Christ

>>722427414
haha

>>722427324
>telling me i look gay is a compliment because woman like good looking guys.
yeah women totaly try to fuck gay looking man

>>722427604
dont be jelly m8

>>722427324
you shud use more smilys
i will make some so you can copy pasta them
xD :-D :-O :-L :-P

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>>722424491
Kek'd hard

You look like a huge flaming faggot

op post pic of your cunt dipped in sperm

>>722426703
Zozzlekek

>>722423555
Shoop you faglords

>>722427861
But i am?

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He was cooking. He was making strawberries dipped in chocolates for his family you guys. Lol. Surprised this thread wasn't deleted. Gonna fuck him after I am done with college.

>>722428373
As in, after class ends, it's time for sum fuk.

>>722425329
these are not pictures from facebook

Talk to you guys in 2 hours

>>722427710
iksdeeeee

>>722426784
Nice. You conveniently ignored the request to show butthole. What you didn't count on OP is that I am a black magic shaman, and I can make things happen with your neighbor...or I can not make them happen. The choice is yours, really. He's going to see your butthole if you play your cards right, so frankly I don't see what the big deal is. Get over yourself.

>>722428373

wait wtf did you just go over there? what did you say? we've all been patiently waiting for this story to unfold!!!

>>722426891
Don't you mean...community college?

>>722427022
Why be direct and to the point when you can make this endlessly complicated? Sometimes I think girls enjoy being anxious.

>>722427136
You mean "Netflix and anal," right?

>>722424965
>He wasn't shy when he fucked me.
So... Have you considered just asking him to fuck you? Mention always being horny on Valentine's Day or some bullshit if you REALLY feel the need to be as indirect as possible.
Just be direct. If he says no, find someone else who will say yes.

OP plz show us your butthole before you bid us adieu

>cheeto fingered neckbeard pretending to be a woman
>100 replies per second
>welcome to /b/

>this whole thread

Women are stupid. It's not a meme.

>>722421934
Wow I can't believe you think of taking pics days before you post that's amazing

You're no smarter if you can't even get quads

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>>722421789
>>722421934
>>722422126
>>722422410
>>722423555
>>722425082
>>722426784
>>722428373
You're beautiful. Seriously. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.

>>722428867
Yeah, OP. I feel like I know you. We've shared a formative moment in your young adulthood. The least you can do is pull down your panties and flash your chocolate starfish.

>>722429268
Can't cringe because I agree with every word.

>>722425445
I mean, your body is OK. Tits are shit, and the half your face included was enough to stop me from fucking you. No offense really intended just being blunt, but you aren't really attractive at all. The fact you actually have to chase him shows you have less to offer than he does, otherwise he'd be coming to you again.

Don't waste time saying want to hang, just be straight forward and tell him you want to hook up and that's it.

it's hard to tell but >>722424491

is like 7:2 more fag as>>722429268

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>>722429268

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>>722425082
wooooooww this guy is oblivious or he's not tryna fuck, can't say 4 certain, but if youre tryna smoke & chill you can hit my line

>>722423555
MOLE

abort abort