bros where do you go to make friends when you're in a new

A pub.

there are no such things as "friends" in London.

Only cunts. the entire place is populated by cunts.

(remember, you are now a Londoner. You too are a cunt.)

>>722421138
You're British? Do what all the bongs do and go to your local mosque. Plenty of friends waiting for you there Achmed.

>>722421396
Ok, I'm a cunt, now what

>>722422103
fuck yourself

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>>722421556
>>722422238

bumpin

>>722421138

Light up a big fat dooby in the park during the day, within 5 min you should have a new friend or 2.

>>722421138
I wil be your friend. 07495084581

>>722422660
I can't afford narcotics or a beer in a pub

>>722422663
I'm afraid

>>722423097

Well son its time to bite the bullet and do what any other person in your situation who cant afford drugs or alcohol...

suck some diiiiiiiiiick!

Man, there's no need to feel down.
I mean, just pick yourself off the ground. Just 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy.

In London there's a place you can go. Even when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You deserve to have no friends OP, of all places in the world you move to fucking London? (BTW I'm West London born & bred)