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lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where at a party and found a drunk or passed out girl.
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>>722417082
bumping with my ex, she allowed me to play with her as long as I didn't wake her up
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>be 17
>invited to party at rich kids house
>parents bought booze for party but left kid alone while they went on a trip
>alcohol everywhere, people getting pretty rowdy
>people basically having sex on the dancefloor
>go upstairs to take a piss
>as im walking down the hallway i see rich kids younger sister, about 15, past out in her room
>close the door
>leave her alone because im not a fucking creepy faggot
>OP should die in a ditch
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>>722417811
Are you gay or something.
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>>722417811
good on you, OP is a faggot.
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>At cool people party
>Drink lik one of the cool ones
>(gorl) Hi anon u wan sum fuk?
>No thanks ur not preddy enough for my cool guy
>drink games like checkers and beer dance
>4am
>feel spin like those spin cups at didney worl
>Go to spew in toilet
>see sink, spew there instead
>wolk back to couch
>See uggo from earlier
>Asleep near heat vent
>BITCH ITS COLD GET OF
>won't wake up
>jokingly feel her boobs under shirt
>still wont wake up
>jokingly taker pants off
>laugh. bros will think my funny
>jokingly put on condor
>was just joking
>take it off
>put in her vagoober
>can't climate into her because too cool for kids
>whatifitsajoke.exe
>climate into her warm uggo puspus
>go to bed
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>>722417987
practice your photoshop more
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>>722417811
>>722419698
same fag
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Anyone with experience in finding drunk chicks on public transports?
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>>722419956
U sure?
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>>722420093
Would bet

Timestamp face address and credit card details for proof
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>>722420083
Heaps
Just stand on the tracks and wait
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>>722420254
Lolfag
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>>722417082
>drunk
>friends hot sister is also drunk
>invites me to sneak into her room all flirty
>i do at the agreed time
>she's passed out
>put blanket on her
>turn her head sideways
>put bottle of water on nightstand
>leave
pic semi related. she looks similar.
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>>722417082
ITT: Rape confessions with looged IP addresses
> Nice try FBI
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>>722420372
Good man
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>>722420491

Hurr-durr.. FBI ain't got no time for this shit.

> small gathering at my place
> lots of booze
> eventually just four left
> tiny jailbait, coke dealer, beta clinger, myself
> jailbait is passed out drunk on the bed
> five foot zero.. 90lbs.. About 14 or 15
> all drunk.. Start posing her for funny pics
> start undressing her.. Not a joke anymore
> she's naked from the top down on her back with her head hanging off the bed
> coke dealer unzips and sticks it in her mouth
> I stick my hand in her pants and feel around
> beta male "uh.. I'm gonna just get going guys"
> hell no bitch.. You're in this too so you'll keep your mouth shut.
> we force him to fuck her mouth too
> meanwhile we pull her pants off
> all three of us stayed dressed..
> but took turns violating her
> beta actually came on the floor after a while in her mouth.. Retard
> dealer fucked her pussy and blew on her non-existent chest
> I fucked her pussy for a bit and played just-the-tip with her ass
> came all over that tiny pussy and ass.. Rubbed it in a little
> cleaned her up.. Dressed her.. Swore secrecy
> she never hung out with us again.. And we drifted apart too
> see each other in public sometimes.. Always that "I remember" stare
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>>722420491
I agree. Seems like /b/ has changed. Clearly logging IP's as well as they are using some weird, slow-ass image hosting service for all of the uploaded images. I think just by coming to the site you are being put on "the list" for the FBI.
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>>722420491
kek
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>>722417154
More?
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>>722420372
Good man.
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>>722420703

"Artistic works of FICTION..."
Anyone who thinks FBI will do anything over typed b.s. is fucktarded.

> be at house party
> tight little blonde is there
> it's a small gathering
> gets down to just four of us
> buddy takes other girl to bedroom
> leaves me with tight little blonde
> she's wasted.. and bored..
> says we can fuck.. but it doesn't mean anything
> we take our pants off and she starts riding me on the couch
> I think she came.. Then just held onto me while I pumped up
> I ask if she's on the pill
> no response..
> lift her head a bit
> passed out
> dick becomes diamonds for some reason
> thrust a bit more and pump my load into her
> decide to pass out too with her on top of me
> wake up to a strange sensation around 4am
> then I realize what woke me up..
> this drunk chick is pissing herself and by extension on me!
> I'm in disbelief.. Pick her up (only 110lbs or so)
> lay her over the arm of the love seat
> come back from wiping myself off to her ass and pussy still bent over the seat
> fuckit.. Technically I rape her from behind at this point
> grab my pants and leave her behind with two deposits of cum in her

Actually fucked this girl sober a couple of times too later on in the year. Hot little trashball she was. Kek
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>>722417082
My Wife isn't into anal play but every once in a while she will get black out drunk and when she passes out I'll go in hard for the ass pound. She tries to fight me off and begs me to stop but I just hold her down and ass rape her till I cum balls deep. Best part is she never remembers the next day. Cash.
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>>722417082
>Went to school with a girl named Georgina who was a slut in middle school and a total whore in highschool, she was a year younger than me
>Also lived down the street from her
>She gave me my first blowjob when I was 14
>Didn't cum, had DGS like most 14 year olds, but shit was still very cash
>Once she started Highschool, she started whoring herself out for rides too and from school, cigarettes, weed, bitch beer ,money, etc

Anyways
>Be me, Junior in high school, got a decent ride, part time job at gas station, etc
>Regularly steal cigarettes and occasionally 6packs of Smirnoff Ice to trade to Georgina for head
>Popular kid at school throws a party, I get invited, and decide to go to this one (didn't party much in high school)
>Give Georgina a ride to the party
>Be downstairs, hanging out, drinking a little here and there
>Theres like 35 people ther, mostly guys
>Georgina is drinking quite a bit, smoking like a chimney
>Someone asks her how much a blowjob would cost
>"Twenty Dollars"
>She takes this guy to a bedroom upstairs, and blows him
>As soon as she comes back down stairs, another guy gives $20
>She disappears back upstairs for another 10 minutes
>This continues for a while
>I realize I haven't seen her in a while, so I go to check on her
>Find her fully clothed, and passed out in the floor of the bedroom
>Pick her up and move her to the bed
>Before leaving I decide to squeeze her tit
>erection.jpg
>Decide to have a little more fun with her
>Close door and lock it
>Unbutton and unzip her jeans and finger her
>Pussy is wet
>Remove jeans, shoes and socks
>Finger pussy more
>Remove shirt and bra
>Fuck Georgina bareback
>Give it to her for a couple minutes
>Get nervous about her waking up, so I finish quick and cum on her face
>Go downstairs and tell a couple of the guys that shes passed out
>I start drinking a bit more, feeling semi ashamed
>Go up to check on her / apologize to her if shes awake
>Literally 9 guys in the room taking turns fucking her
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>>722421834
>DGS
The fuck is DGS?
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>>722421924
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DGS
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nope
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>>722421834
Continued
>Her face is covered with cum
>Several guys have cream pied her
>Currently have her in doggie style
>A couple guys talking about fucking her ass
>"Hey Anon, you want in?"
>"Yeah, come on man, you'd be number 12"
>"Nah, I'm about to head out, somebody needs to take her home."
>Go home and go to sleep
>Next day, wake up, see my buddy on AIM, ask if they got the whore home ok
>"Yeah man, we left her in her backyard"

The fuckers left her laying in a chase lounger in her backyard, butt naked, face still covered with cum, and with shit about her being a whore, and how many guys fucked her written on her chest in magic marker. All this, and it was in the middle of fucking mosquito season in the Southern US.

She ended up pregnant, but miscarried (everyone claimed it was intentional) after like 2 months.
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Play with my roommate all the time when she's passed out
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>>722421500
You must have a small cock, most women know the day after they had anal, because their asshole is still sore.
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my prom date
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>>722421500
So instead of being a beta dumb faggot, why not organize the anal that you want from her by pretending once a week/or however often possible take her out to dinner or just drinks on purpose get her shitfaced take her home and fuck her ass.
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>>722422777

Worst part of this story is leaving her nude overnight during mosquito season.
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>17 in high school
>get invited to first real party
>no adults just under aged high schoolers getting drunk
>puss ratio higher than sausage
>we all are far more than drunk
>I take it slow so i don't throw up like a puss
>go to bathroom cause bladder is full
>find one of the hotter chicks in there with one of her friends passed out at the toilet
>ask her friend if I can use it and she says yes and leaves her drunk friend so I can use it
>turn on fan and faucet and start peeing
>realize she is completely passed the fuck out
>nudge her a bit and not waking
>nudge her harder still nothing
>hornyness takes over as a teen
>unbutton her pants and zipper
>she still passed out
>pull up her jean shorts just enough to see her panties
>push her knees to her chest with her shorts around her thighs
>pull her panties up to her shorts to reveal her pussy
>I quick take off my shorts and slide my dick in
>even passed out drunk she was wet
>I start fucking her and shes still passed out
>by now shes super wet because I've been fucking her
>I'm about to cum so I go deep into her pause to catch up and fuck some more
>go under her shirt and grab her tits
>I'm fucking her while holding those tits
>do this for 3 more minutes
>about to cum so I pull out and cum above her pussy in between her and her shorts
>clean her and walk out
>no one ever found out
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>>722423184
She is a huge drunk and takes Xanax everyday. Me and my other roommate have taken turns on her a few times.
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>>722422777
Those fuckers left her..

Kek you're a rapist champ.
Like you can judge another human
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>>722423207
why is she dressed?
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>>722419859
Stop trying so hard.
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>>722417789
Story? Sauce?
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>>722423588
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>my wife had bad gallbladder attacks a couple years back
>getting blacked out drunk was sometimes the only way to not be in pain
>one night she's blacked out and woke me up getting into bed
>shes out a second later
>i am now wide awake
>have work in 4 hrs
>idea
>start playing with the nips
>a little rough
>she's staring to shift around


cont
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>>722423819
you know you have more that you can share
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>>722420372

you from the netherlands? her name starting with a 'L'
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>>722423564
Nice
> met 27yo 130lb blonde waitress at Denny's
> small talk and a phone number
> waited a couple days
> messaged her about meeting for drinks
> Friday comes and we're at sports bar
> mini drinking competition later we are leaving
> get back to my place and she is fall down drunk
> carried her to bedroom for sloppy make out
> aaaand she's unconscious
> start feeling her up.. Reach into her pants
> smooth and moist
> undress her and pose her a few different ways
> start fucking her mouth and massaging her pussy
> enter missionary.. Enjoy at own pace
> cum across her c-cups and wipe cock on her lips
> clean her up and go to sleep
> next morning she looks bewildered as she gets dressed
> asks if we fucked.. I say I think so
> asks if I used a condom (lie and say yes)
> drop her off at home
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>>722423819
now we're getting somewhere, this has potential
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>>722423838
>play nice
>shes moaning softly
>start to move down
>start rubbing clit
>more shifting more moaning
>she clenches her legs
>she came

cont
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>>722423895
She looks underage in pic. Got moar?
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>>722423977
please don't
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>>722423895
more pics though
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>>722417811
At last, a /bro/ that isn't a total fucking creep
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>>722423860
>>722423940
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>>722424136
Danger of dating niggers
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>be in college
>at crazy party off campus
>find drunk chick passed out
>drag her into closet
>strip her completely
>sloppily fuck her unresponsive body
>cum on her ass
>dress myself and walk out smiling
>see bro
>tell him about closet
>brofist
>see him next day
>inadvertently start the train that was run on that girl
>no fucks given

Apparently, something like 20 guys went to town on her.
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>>722424196
plz moar
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>>722417154
Why does she have a scar :(
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>>722424196
nice more
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>>722423977
>start to finger her
>one two three
>as many as i can
>start to be rough
>shes wet and ready
>but struggling hard and still the occasional moan
>shes trying to force me away
>take down panties
>leave on one leg
>mount.exe
>start fucking hard


cont
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>>722417082
>found drunk bitch
>dragged her into a room
>ripped down them pants
>started fucking that ass
>she was still dead drunk unconscious
>even so, I still kept punching her in the face telling her to shut the fuck up
>kept yelling things at her like "YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOU'RE A FAGGOT SHUT UP I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU BLUK BLUK BLUK BLUK"
>(bluk bluk bluk ws be vocalizing the sound my dick was making in her asshole)
>cummed deep in her ass, took a shit on her face, then left her in the room with a mini american flag sticking out of her rammed ass


She died apparently, but whatever I left the state the next morning anyway
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>>722423977
>she is struggling and trying to push me off
>diamonds
>she starts to vocally complain
>asking me to stop
>it hurts
>even harder
>tell her i will stop
>tell her i am pulling out
>fuck even harder
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>>722424404
>shes crying a little but moaning softly
>take it bitch
>grab her hips
>cum buckets
>leave her undressed but cover in blanket

>next morning
>go to work
>work form home so go into next room
>feel guilty wait for her to say somthing
>waiting all day
>she says nothing
>ask her about last night
>she plays it cool just drank and went to bed
>ask her about how she woke up
>she is embarrassed
>shyly tells me she must have masturbated
>painties half off
>pussy sore


>tell her what happened
>she smiles
>shes wet
>we fuck
>thatwentbetterthanexpected.png

She wants me to rape her more often
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>>722424404
Finish the story in a post or fuck off. Stop begging for attention. Fucking newfags.
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>>722424264
>>722424395
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>>722423184
I got to do this once. I lived with two girls one year in college, one of which was a tease that loved to use me as a surrogate boyfriend minus the fun for me parts. I made up for all her bullshit once.
.
>College, live with two girls
>relevent to story is hot redhead
>other roomate is at her boyfriends frat function or some shit, won't be home until next day
>red wants to drink
>we get shitfaced at home while watching tv on the couch until she is incapable of sitting up on her own
>I'm not exactly sober either
>falls over while eating pizza, ass towards me
>stops talking, pizza slice falls out of her hand onto floor
>I start squeezing her ass
>she mumbles something incoherent
>lights are on but no one's home
>slip my hand inside her sweatpants
>no panties
>pull hand out and stand up
>try to pull her legs straight but she just curls up into a ball
>cant get her pants off, cant get to her tits
>pry her mouth open and shove it in
>instead of pushing me off she curls up tighter
>i can work with this
>pull her to the edge of the couch, get on my knees, grab the hair on the back of her head
>start just absolutely facefucking the shit out of her
>can hear her trying to talk, her eyes never open
>she stops trying to talk and starts grunting and making gagging sounds as I start hitting the back of her throat
>coat the back of her throat with cum, one of the best orgasms of my life
>shes coughing as she chokes on it
>sit her up and pour a little of her drink in her mouth, eventually she swallows the booze and cum mix
>laid her back down
>slap her ass as hard as I can, getting a small yelp out of her
>clean up pizza she dropped
>put blanket on her and spanked her again for good measure
>go to my room and go to sleep

Next day she was bright and cheerful aside from being hung over. If she was aware of it she never showed it. Unfortunately never had a chance to repeat as I moved out about a month later.
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>>722424493
Literally the worst fucking written fantasy story I've ever read
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>>722424069
>>722424089

The 2 in her age may have been a misprint.. Stop asking questions. Kek
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>>722424638
nude pic?
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>>722424638
thanks, any moar ?
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>>722424913

No full nudes. I kept her dress partially on the whole time
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>>722420372
She has a 10/10 fat pattie
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More sluts
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>>722425312
Show the puss
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>>722420805
How can you tell that IP's are being logged?
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>>722424136
Story?
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>>722425576
Being this new
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>>722425312
dick in pussy?
cum on body?
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>>722417811
>>722421500
>>722422133
>>722422777
>>722423566
>>722423588
>>722423977
>>722424188
>>722424699
>>722425055
>>722425344
>>722425455

Kek approved debauchery.

This one was pretty passed out..


> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides
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Pretty shit but
>party rounds mates when I was like 15
>1 girl ends up getting black out drunk and passes out
>her girlfriends put her into a room
>few of my mates and me go into the room to get booze from our bags
>see her passed out leaning face first into the side of the bed
>friends pull her trousers down
>spread her ass cheeks
>mate just says nice
>we all leave the room
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Ok guys
>be in sophomore year in college
> be in frat
> throws frat party
> rule is for every guy there must be 2 girls or rejection
>everyone is shit faced off the kegs and jungle juice
> go upstairs in my room to get some weed
> what the fuck?
> blonde, 5'3, athletic, huge ass, and 34 C tits passed out on my bed
> I go up to her and tells her to get the Fuck out
> she does not move or make sound
> starts pushing her and still doesn't
> demononmyrightgetsanidea.jpg
> starts pulling off leggings and they go off with ease
> takes off thong and immediately smells aroma of her pussy.
> she's super wet I am fucking diamond
> takes out dick and goes to stick in it and

REPLY TO THIS OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP.
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>>722423564
Nice!
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>>722425701

Taking a sip after I blasted her face and tits
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>>722426024

Doesn't catch anyone off guard when you capslock that shit tier anti-meme.
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Keep it going
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Any more?
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>>722417082
> be 16
> cousin is 21 and in college
> brings me to party
> girls think I'm a cute novelty and do gay shit like play with my hair and kiss my cheeks
> skulk around like an autist for 2 hours while everyone gets drunk as I sip on a Mtn Dew
> check rooms for cousin, want to go home
> stumble upon girl I knew from high school who was a senior last year, passed out on bed
> say her name a couple times, poke her stomach
> feel dick tingle... push up her shirt slowly
> pull down bra
> smaller tits than I imagine, still nice though
> stroke her nipples gently for a bit, get huge raging boner
> lick them a little, she starts moving and moaning a little
> stop and start shaking
> pull her shirt down and walk home with a full mast erection
> masturbate furiously for the next 3 weeks to the taste and feel of her nipples

Not a great story, but it was hot as fuck at the time.
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Hot
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>>722421924
shit so thats what im suffering from as a 34 yo male. I get a healthy amount of ass but still masturbate 5-7 times a day (more if i dont have work) and absolutely need other stimulation while having sex.
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>>722426673
>mocking people for being on /b/
>while on /b/
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>>722426024
Shit tier meme is shit
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>>722426673
lol'd
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>>722426354
Hahahaha
Great story.
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your all a bunch of fucking rapists
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>>722417811
>how to miss 4chan spirit 101
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>throw party
>its crazy out of control
>start booting people out
>clearing rooms
>well, what have we got here
>girl i dont know in my parents bed
>she is blackout drunk
>try to get her to leave
>incoherent rambling ensues
>she starts rubbing her tits and moaning
>rub her pussy through pants
>shes grinding into my hand
>climb in bed with her
>she reaches in my pants and jerks me off
>get her pants off and go in raw
>blow my load in 5 minutes
>get back to clearing house
>some guy is bugging out because he cant find his gf
>tell him she must have left with someone else
>he wont leave until he finds her
>have buddy dress her quick and bring her down
>he's all caring for his drunk slut all nice to her
>has no clue i just put my load in her
>never even find out who she is
>secretly hope she got pregnant
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>>722426673

> concept of hypocrisy not found

It's a slow work day here, hence /b/.. I'll fuck my gf afterwards. What's your excuse skippy?
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More needed
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>>722420703
Awesome!
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> my 18 year old have a party
> lot of hot GF
> by 1 am they are all drunk
> they falling asleep everywhere
> go to the pool to shut up lights
> nice hottie laying on pool chair
> try to wake her up
> passed out
> she is in swimsuit so not much to take down
> turn he around
> fell her pussy and ass
> get my dick in her ass
> tight
> star pumping her
> she is calling her bf name
> mumble something and continue ramming her
> cum in her ass
> cover her with a towel and go in my room
> tomorrow morning see her argue with her BF
> apparently "he" fuck her in the ass
> no one ever find out
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>>722426024
haha vert original very funnt joke jaha
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>>722426762
Duh. I'm not a closet rapist or pretending to be some party-throwing Chad though. You faggots are nerds too and you know it.

>>722427144
Sure you will big guy
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>>722423207

Dude, your prom date looks thirty years old.
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>>722422777
Kek you rapes her. Then made your friends gangrape her. Then you let her bit by mosquitos and probably wake her up naked,jizzed and slutshamed by her parents. You are really an evil guy. If there is something like karma I bet you die by cancer
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>>722419859
english fuck face
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>>722426987
>your
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More b keep going
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>>722419859
OMG anon cold? Did you check for a pulse? Your climate might get you partyvanned
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>>722427807

> Boo Fucking Hoo

Her choices and actions led her to those consequences.
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>>722427090

Something similar happened to an ex of mine. Traded her in when it became evident she liked that sort of treatment.
Good for short term fuckin.. But girls tthat get blackout drunk in strange places aren't worth investing emotions in.

Personally I love fucking passed put women, and also those who resist.
I've actually been described as "a bit rapey" but they keep coming around!
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>>722425845
>stale pasta
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>>722428264
>this guy gets it
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>>722428688

nice dubs, /b/ro
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>>722423207

I didnt know women pushing 40 went to prom
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>>722429731

inb4 it's a teacher?
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>>722429230
> One of my stories has attained pasta status.. Nice!

Thanks buddy!
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>>722417082
because Im not a rapist and I have a wife that fucks on command I do have 1 question?

How wet does a chick get if she is passed out cold? Like if the brain isnt there to help with the stimulation does the body just naturally get stimulated?
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>>722429957
Yee boi
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>>722429991
The number orange.
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>>722429831
Good job, Ces!
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>>722430122
does ice cream have bones?
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>>722430222
Only if it's made of babies, and is purple. The type of Baby doesn't matter.
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>>722429831
faking fake stop posting it every day
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>>722430582
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>>722430632
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>>722430684
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>>722425845
Cont
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>>722430582
>>722430632
>>722430684
>>722430934

Doesn't look pass-out-drunk to me Anon.
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>>722431236

You would be surprised what can be accomplished with coconut oil and patience. Orgasms are intense when the subject is so taboo. Kek
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>>722424838

So if she's 17 then how did you get her into a sports bar? I call bullshit.
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>>722424389
That's cum...
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>>722425845
cont!
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>>722431969

> Doesn't know differences between a sports bar and bar bar.

Sports bars are Food Primary and alcohol is a secondary license. Most restaurants are like that. Minors can enter but aren't supposed to be served liquor.

Bars/clubs/etc. That are Liquor Primary don't have to serve food at all. Ergo it is assumed a minor has no place entering legitimately and they are turned away.

Leave your basement sometimes Anon..
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>>722423207
Pretty sure that I'd that chubby whore who has been posted on here for years.


Just can't recall her name.
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>>722432325

> Friday comes and we're at sports bar
> mini drinking competition later we are leaving

You said it, not me.
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>>722432325
>>722432688
You know what the funniest part of this argument is?

While the anon is right about the difference between a sports bar and a regular bar, you should look over this line again

>> met 27yo 130lb blonde waitress at Denny's
>27yo
>27

27 != 17
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>>722429831
How white people think black people text....."bred"....

That's just somebody's cuck fetish.
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>>722431616
Not satisfied with this info?

>>722431236
>>722432086

Fuck.. Fine.

> if you've seen Natalie Portman in The Professional then you know her general look.
> only more petite, and a slightly longer face
> she slept in an old large Disney shirt
> only thing under it were her panties
> access was pretty easy just slid her shirt up to her neck and put her arms over her head
> at first I only pulled her panties aside to look and lick
> she didn't respond to much of anything, though her breathing would change if I focused on certain things
> I parted what barely qualified as lips and started with my pinky
> no hymen obviously
> just kept working her up until I thought I could fit

Cont?
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>>722432917
cont!
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>>722432867

See the following: >>722424069 >>722424838

I'm just saying, if this fag is gonna spit bullshit to look cool or whatever, at least get the story straight.
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>>722433085
Apologies, I stand corrected.
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>>722426024
Not even a picture, fucking newfag
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>>722432867

> only means another server or management has to serve anything alcoholic.
> she can still take the orders

Never had an afterschool job Anon?
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>>722433136

No worries. This isn't even productive for anyone involved. I just have nothing better to do on my day off. I don't make money bartending on Tuesdays at the sports bar I work at. Fancy that irony.
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>>722433201
He right IV had a 18 year old server at a sports bar we ordered drinks and some one else brought it to us
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>>722426024
>> takes out dick and goes to stick in it and
>REPL
suck it
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>>722433074

> considering my dick was diamonds
> and also dripping like a Folgers coffee machine already
> by the time I could fit I had only one crisis to sort out
> IF I came in her.. Would it be noticeable the next day?
> I literally stopped what I was doing and got some supplies
> I put a large bathtowel under her ass
> also got a pot of warm water and a turkey baster
> after edging for 20min
> I came in her so hard I lost power in my legs and had to brace with my arm lest I collapse on her
> I washed her out with the baster and let the towel catch everything
> nothing more happend that week
> wanted an opportunity to do it again
> but her mom was settled in by then
> broke up with my gf shortly afterwards

Only thing I regret now is not taking pictures or video (or taling more time.)
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>>722425576
Elin Kratz. Swedish girl who promoted diversity and immigration reform on her Facebook page. Later she was raped, murdered, and stuffed under a rock by an Ethiopian immigrant.

She is often used as a symbol by some people on the right to warn young liberals who defend immigration reform.
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> be in college
> hottest girl (9.5/10 in my colleagues opinion, but I never found her as attractive as they where saying) in my group has a bad time
> talk to her, convince her to come over my place for drinks, talks and spending the night
> She comes, we drink a little, I am about to make a move.
> She goes to the bathroom. I think she's "freshening up"
>A moment later I go too: find tampons in my bathroom.
> Fuckit! She's on her period.
> Killed all the atmosphere. Don't even bother with anything else. Just tell her we should go to sleep.
> She falls asleep, I'm cuddling with her, grab her tits and ass (nice).
> Go to sleep.
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>early highschool
>be at buddy's house
>massive house party winding down
>everyones wasted
>trying to find bathroom
>walk into dark ass room
>find my chick friend crashed on the floor next to buddies gf
>can barely see them but know them by their pants the door from the light is showing
>as slowly and gently as i can pick up chick friend
>move her to this "guest house" princess style
>literally just a shed given insulation and drywall with a kingsize bed and dresser
>tuck her in all nice like
>go back to the dark room
>dislike buddies gf cause she's a general bitch, literally keeps track of days he hangs out with buds and demands 2-3 days of him to herself as "payment", and in my drunken stupor thought them crashing in the same room meant she fucked chick friend who i've been close to since childhood
>didn't know that was literally the living room and EVERYONE was crashed out in there that wasn't partying still
>wind up and kick her as hard as i can
>instantly bolt and slam door
>drunken ninja my way to guest shack
>close door quietly and hop in the bed and cover up without waking friend
>maybe 20 mins later search party makes their way to the shack
>just fake anger and go "jesus! Does anybody knock?!"
>chick friend wakes up
>looks at me surprised then smiles
>get bright idea
"Can't you guys seem i'm busy?"
>everyone just sort of murmurs embarassed and leaves
>lay back
"Now where were we?"
>get really sloppily laid and ends with me having to hold her hair back while she vomits behind the shack
>find out later buddies GF got this idea it was him that kicked her kidneys in and dumps him before drunkenly walking home
>chick that everybodies friends with "consoled" buddy and they start dating
>my chick friend becomes a FWB till i leave for uni
>find out a few years later exgf chick actually pisses blood if she gets jumbled around even a little cause i kicked her so hard
>even mildly slow sex sets this off like an uncontrollable water fountain
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>>722422777
double dubs + triple can't lie, this is gold...
Magnificient bastard, btw it is also rape.
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Moar drunk skanks and reap!
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>>722425572
How the fuck else can you get IP banned?
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The lack of contributing Anon's is disappointing.
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>>722426024
Fag
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>>722419859
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>>722427807
Nigger, I didn't make my friends do shit, and her mom was working overnight (ER Nurse), so she didn't get woken up by anyone.

She was mad about the mosquito bites, and that apparently some faggot made off with her blowjob money and cigarettes after she had passed out, and she was mad that the came inside of her, as (she claimed) she had always used a condom before then. She was mad at me for leaving her, but I told her that she actually left with another guy earlier that night, and that I never saw her after that, she believed me.

Also, this same girl, the following year, let me use all three of her holes for a full night (4+ hours) in exchange for a quarter sack of weed, 5 xanax, and 2 packs of Newport 100's... she was literally a whore.
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>>722424136
Such a waste
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>>722435527

kek
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>>722426167
Needa see.some poose
>>
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>>722427412
Lmao of course he did
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>>722419859
This isn't funny. This is bad. You should feel bad.
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>>722425312
adele fucking sleeping
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>>722417811
kek thank you
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>>722423571
this
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>>722420491
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Can you read anon?
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>>722427412
top kek, he knows it wasnt him he may have turned crazy, nice party tho
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>>722426673
What cuck actually bothers with women on v day?

It's just a trap for your wallet
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>>722435983

why does her asshole have labia?
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>>722437124
too much ass fucking
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>>722436638
just because nobody likes you, and you've never been to a party that your parents didn't also attend, doesn't mean this doesn't happen at parties.

I am OP of
>>722421834
>>722422777

And I can tell you 2 other stories where I witnessed, but didn't participate in girls getting fucking by 3 or more guys while unconscious, and I only went to 10 or 12 parties in high school. This kinda shit happens alot.
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>>722434589
Funniest story of thenday
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>>722435542
Story?
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>>722437351

or not enough?
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>>722426740
5-7 times A DAY?!? How do you even stay awake?
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That's not how you open a beer!
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>>722424784
It's hard to make up stories when you're only 15
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>>722437683

Kek'd too hard at this.
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guys here are more like this op
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>>722426024
m
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>be 22
>little sister is 16
>parents go away for the weekend
>sis holds a party
>get a call from someone there. things getting out of control. sis is drunk
>go over there and clear the place out
>find sister in bedroom with a guy
>she's passed out
>he's already stripped her down and he's taking his clothes off
>introduce myself to him and advise him that his intended actions will result in a severe beating
>he leaves
>get face wash lotion, looks like cum
>squirt it in her hair, on face, around her vag
>lock house up for the night
>sister calls me in morning
>begs for me to take her to get plan B pill
>take her.
>she's shitting bricks for a few weeks until she gets her period
>stops drinking at parties
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>>722438398
Tbh she was a heavy sleeper. Like it was nearly impossible to get her up for anything.

But yeah my dick isn't huge or anything.
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>>722417811
you just left her passed out. What if she drowned in her own puke. You are just as big of a scum bag as OP.
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>>722438643
> implying a 16 year old who get's drunk and raped at a party would know the difference.
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>>722426024
g
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>>722437124
ELITE KEK
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>>722438643
Used Cetaphil face wash.
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Bump for more
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>>722417154
love it
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>>722438900
If she has ever touched jizz.. Yeah she would.

>>722439308
Bit different than lotion.

Anyhow.. Anybody else got stories or pics?
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>>722419859
not funny
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>>722426024
Reply.
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>>722434926
You're a special kind of retarded
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>>722432070
kekd
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>>722419859
That's common shot in your country, Ranjeet.
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>>722423207
how sweet, your mom took you to prom? Dawwww
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>>722425576

KANGZ
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>>722420805
FBI isn't gonna worry about /b/ now you dumbass. It's vanilla af and full of teen virgins and skinny jean normies who wish they were as cool as the idiot neckbeards. Hell the SJW mods 404 teen threads when there isn't a nipple in sight.
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>be 16
>be at a relatively small party
>drunk af pretty much wasted
>drunk male ''friend'' starts touching my dick
>i said stop
>dude keeps trying to get inside me
>slap him really hard in the face because i ws too drunk to make a fist with my hand
>he backs up and says ''dude what the fuck?''
>i say ''dude what the fuck?''
>we stop talking at school and we never mentioned this to anyone
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>>722441460
Lmao you guys gay as hell
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>>722438241
I have the same deal running with my wife. She's a light sleeper though so I only get to really run her hard when she drinks too much.

I've only been able to really use her crazy hard once but that one time was great. Had her largest dildo up her ass, her largest internal vibrator in her cunt, and nipple clamps on her tits. I moved her so she was laying across the bed on her back with her head hanging off the edge so I could throat fuck her while playing with her tits.

Whenever she regained consciousness enough to complain about something hurting I would offer to switch between her mouth and ass but it meant switching both, so If she wanted me to stop throat fucking her she had to pull the dildo out of her ass and start sucking on it. Then I would wait until the pain subsided enough for her to pass out again before starting to fuck her ass. If she wanted to stop sucking on the dildo or wanted me to stop assfucking her she had to lube the dildo up with her tongue and shove it up her own ass all the way to the base.

Every time she "woke up" she had forgotten about the previous times so she would do whatever was necessary to make whatever was bothering her at the moment stop.

She switched that dildo between her ass and her mouth at least three or four times each. All she remembered the next day was drinking too much at her favorite martini bar and she knew I had fucked her rough because she said she was sore all over. Since she likes rough sex anyways she wasn't even upset about the soreness.
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>>722426024
done
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>>722418313
What a shifty excuse for a shower
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>>722418313
fuck me that's a hard crash
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>>722423207
>>722423819
>>722424196
>>722424638
>>722425312
>>722426167
you should lie less, this is mandi flame before she got super fat
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>>722423787
This is disgusting. No,
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>>722428688
more of her ??
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WEBM?
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>>722433808
Moar!
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Fuck greentexting. This story isn't long enough for that shit.

This 14 year old girl came to a party she wasn't invited to, got drunk on shit she shouldn't have been drinking and wound up raped by like six guys. Two of them went to jail, the other four there wasn't evidence so they got off scotty walking. Dumb girl was basically ignored by the entire neighborhood after that, found out she was pregnant and killed herself.

Retard.
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>>722437534
Story of what? The 3 hole night?

>Talking to Georgina on the way home from school
>She tells me she needs cigarettes, and was wanting either some weed or pills to get high that night
>I tell her I can get all of it for her, but she has to make it worth while
>She says "OK, anon, whatever you want"
>Call me hookup, get 7 grams of weed, and 5 .25 xanax for $40
>Already had cigarettes for her (stole them from work by the carton at this point, was trading them to her for head once or twice a week at this point.)
>Present the little care package I put together to her, and told her that it was hers if she wanted, but that she would be mine until midnight
>She agreed
>We hung out at her place, got high, and fucked like bunnies from 7:30pm to midnight
>I fucked her bareback all night long
>Didn't cum in her pussy, but I did cum in her ass twice, in her mouth alot, and one time on her face.
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>>722435527
Literally watching the movie right now
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>>722442463

I wish.. Not sure sauce exists friend.
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Yall better appreciate this one

>Go to small college
>Join small fraternity
>One of our more beta members brings a girl out of his league during small party
>They get into some sort of fight because he wants to leave early go back to his place blah blah
>She stays till 3am

You should know that if a girl is at a fraternity past 3am, 100% she is getting fucked by someone

>Oh fuck yes
>Our beta bud left an hour ago cause too drunk
>We play strip beer pong, shes losing
>Spreads her naked ass cheeks to reveal a fucking butt plug
>Giggles and says shes been wearing it all night
>Says she loves rough stuff like '50 shades' (lel)
>She keeps losing and allows us to ducktape her hand sbehind her, while naked, and she tries to make shots with her mouth
>Buddy playfully leads her to side room in basement next to pong with couches and shit
>Starts eating her out while she moans
>More and more dudes come in and start doing shit
>Ends up getting a train run on her for like 2 hours before passing out

She didnt seem that ashamed the next day but she transferred next semester.
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>>722431616
serana?
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>>722419401
It's called rape, he's not gay he's smart.
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>>722417082
>be me, 21
>find passed out grl, hot as hell, passed out in the shower (fully clad)
>Get friend. Carry her to designated drivers car.
>Designated driver takes us to her mom's house.
>Carry her in, carry her up to bed.
>Tell mom to give her our best
>Go back to party.

Worst I've done to a girl was draw a dick on her cheek with a marker. Because I'm not a total shit.
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>be at a party
>everything normal, drunk people everywhere, stuff going on
>everyone 16-18
>try to go to a toilet in the back of the house
>unlocked
>there's a girl sucking off a guy
>she notices me, but instead of freaking out invites me over
>tells me to get my dick out
>do as she tells me
>we both get blowed by her drunk mouth
>cum in mouth, some of it made it out on her chin
>she goes back to the party with that on her and actually manages to pose in a picture before licking up
>pic related
>meet up with her after the party for more fun occasionally
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>>722420703
>>722421245
Nigga, i already saw these pastas
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WWYD if you found her passed out at a party
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>>722443856
Perform a complex and risky surgery to fix her disgusting man-chin.

Fucking hell she looks grotesque with that shit there.

Like she's some filthy "trap" faggot.
>>
>be me, young, awkward, recently moved schools
>invited to first class party
>long story short
>its late in the night, people are falling asleep
>i snug up to this girl who have given me looks all night
>we kiss a little then she passes out
>im still awake
>I poke her, no response
>I call her name, still nothing
>I start running my hands up her thigh, still nothing
>Shes wearing overalls, those cringy hipster ones
>lots of access
>I sneek my hands down to have a feel around
>shes soaked
>I think "well i made her, so why not take it further"
>In my defense she was pretty shit faces, believe in the cover story
>I start finger blasting this bitch on the couch
>shes still soaked
>I stand up and pull down my pants
>make her suck it
>still no response
>I start to thrust, my cock is DIAMONDS
>I come on her face and mouth
>take some of the cum in my hand and stick my hand in her pants
>no idea why
>wipe it on her chin and clean her face so she wont wake up with crust and no one would know.
>get away with it
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>>722443856
>take her shirt off slowly
> check out that bod
>Take her pants of quick now cause Im worked up
>fold the clothes and set them aside
>Giver her a big night shirt and some cozy pants
>Leave a glass of water so she has something to drink when she wakes up
>Tell her some beta fag has a crush on her on 4chan
>Take her on some dates after gaining her trust
>Make really sensual love
>Tell her I think I love her even though Im broken inside
>Break up with her after a couple months and explain to her its because shes too ugly

Then youll have a chance anon
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>>722420491
>ITT: Rape confessions with looged IP addresses
Be sure to take a photo of your crimes!
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What would you do if she was passed out
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>>722420805
Dude HALF the threads are b latent data mining and they are ALWAYS up. Tell me your secrets /b/ I'm totally not a LEO.
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>>722444081
How new are you?
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>>722443856
Fart directly in her nose.
>>
>>722433963
what a sad way to go..
fucking niggers. she was pretty
>>
>>722430287
pone ne e mangal
>>
Was drugged and raped by a chick once. Wasn't that great. Puked the next day.
>>
>>722422777
can't do that no more, she'd catch the zika
>>
>>722443856
Tell her "YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS"
>>
>>722427144
>What's your excuse skippy?
I'm not a rapist?
>>
>>722417811
lol this
>>
>>722443054

Why does it expire 11 months later?
>>
>>722434589
dude.. you suck.
>>
>>722443329
>>722444116


Awsome. Thanks bud!
>>
>>722444622
You have to refresh every official document after some time.
>>
>>722443709

You're welcome. I make decent pasta apparently.
>>
>>722443607
I just realised how uninterestingly I wrote this
>>
>>722444853

But it was just issued last month. I'd get kinda cranky if I had to go to the g/d DMV every year.
>>
>>722445021
lately they mail you a new one when you turn 21, but you used to have to go back for that
>>
>>722427807
Get fucked moralfag.
>>
>>722445140

Ah, gotcha. Thanks for the explanation!
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>>722443329
Fuck dude you got any more pics
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>>722445394
My greatest regret in college is not taking pics.
Also not studying harder but regardless.
Too much coke and alcohol ill tell ya wat.
>>
>>722443607
no questions/comments/anything?
>>
>>722445687
I hear ya. I don't even have nudes of any of my exes anymore. Life regrets.
>>
>>722445831

Do you have any pics that aren't blury af?
>>
>>722444183
agreed. They know more about their users than Facebook at this point.
>>
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>>722446248
none that involve cum
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>>722426024
faggot
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>>722433808

This is one of the 1st time i see pics of my fiance reposted


Nice
>>
had a party at my place. me and 2 buddies.
one of them had a call and asked if another could come...
-yea why not...
a fucking cokenigga shows up with his small white hooker and after a while he started taking come in the kitchen
2 buddies left so im stuck whit a huge nigger and a hooker and one buddy....
we get drunk, nigger is doing drugs in kitchen hokker is drinking with us.
nigger gets angry over the phone and says he will be back after a while... im like ???ok???

after a few hours my buddy says he have to leave.
so there i am with a niggers hooker and no nigger...
asked her about their relation, she says they are friends.... things happend and i fucked her in the mouth, pussy, and ass
>>
>>722426024
nigg
>>
>>722427807
over 50% of the human population in the first world is going to die by cancer in the next 4 decades.
>>
>>722446463

Better.. Any body shots?
>>
>>722426024
Nigger
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>>722417811
>>
>>722425576
She dated and defended niggers, and one winded up killing her.
>>
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>>722446693

You're welcome.
You also have no idea how much I would love to fuck her crosseyed.
Ideal body type for me.
>>
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>>722446840

Had a black coke dealer a few years ago. If I ordered enough crack, he'd throw in a hooker for free. I don't miss the crack, but I do miss all of the girls in that scene.

pic related: My wife is in the strapon, the girl on her back is one of the girls he threw in.
>>
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>>722444930
Nah, you are just some neckbeard faggot that copied and pasted these and saved them. You waited for a week(?) and posted them again in these types of threads

Dont play me, nigga
>>
>>722426024
fuck
>>
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>Please, post your statutory rape stories, anon!
>>
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>>722419859
>underrated
>>
>>722448308

> confirms pasta success inadvertently

Thanks lil'buddy!
>>
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>>722447683
>>
>>722443054
why the fuck would anybody design a drivers licence portrait style? What a shitty looking piece of ID
>>
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>>722417811
oh COME ON
>>
>>722448739

I could see her compensating for the lack of tits with enthusiastic cocl sucking. Kek
>>
>>722429831
>>
>>722417082
i think every women are whores, i hope my gf will get cancer soon, i hate her so much, whore die in pain retarded bastard woman
>>
>>722448240
she has negative tits
>>
>>722431969
>what is a fake ID
>>
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>>722448946
right you are, they may be cute, but her mouth skills are godly
>>
>>722448801

to prevent minorfags from buying booze, idiot.
>>
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>>722449286

> not realizing why >>722448240 likes her
>>
>>722443054
AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THE ID HAS TO ADD THE EXACT FUCKING DATE OF THEN THEY ARE 21 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>722426167
there is a fence down somewhere... Moooooo
>>
>>722443607
how many times did you make out with her afterwards?
>>
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>>722449554
That's how birthdays work...
>>
>>722420703
>nd
>> b
naked from the top down...

stick my hand in her pants..

well nigga which is it, was she naked or not. if you are gonna lie at least do it right.
>>
>>722448243
More pictures, anon?
>>
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>>722449554

Low quality b8 m8.
>>
>>722449554

Found the cool guy.
>>
>>722449644
quite a lot, we still meet up when we can for some fun, basically fuck buddies
>>
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>>722449554
>>
>>722426024
Kik
>>
>>722449735
YA NORMAL PEOPLE JUST DO THE SIMPLE MATH QUITE EASILY AND ARENT FULL BLOWN RETARDS LIKE AMERICANS ARE WHERE THEY HAVE TO LITERALLY BE TOLD WHAT DAY IT FALLS ON BECAUSE THEY CANT DO SIMPLE FUCKING MATH HAHAHHAHHAHAA
>>
>was 15
>At neighborhood barbecue with family and family friends
>All adults outside, drunk,. all other kids younger and not in the room
>I'm watching tv
>No one in the room but me and my little sister's friend, 12ish, who already had rather nice breasts
>She was sleeping
>get horny, no sense of danger
>pull my dick out, rub it on her legs/arms/hands
>lightly group her tits
>hear adults coming into house
>run to bathroom and finish myself off
>>
>>722426024
:)
>>
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>>722422777
Tripz. Checked.
>>
>>722426024
anyone who does this shit should have stage 5 testicular cancer
>>
>>722450096
>Normal People
>All Caps

k
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>>722450103

Ease up there Capt CapsLock.. You'll get carpal tunnel and no longer enjoy finger blasting the family dog.
>>
>>722424136
Sauce?
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