Hi /b/ people, story time. Valentine's day edition. Nocing

If I were a rich man, with a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse in a room with a view
And if I were handsome, it could happen
'Cause dreams do come true

I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'

For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know
Yes I know, I know, I know

But I must admit it
Big guy you always come through
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you

You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin' to me, nothin' to me

Yes, I wouldn't be nothing
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
With an ugly little optic nerve

Hey, I never told you this but
You know sometimes I get a little blue
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Dance with me

I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
I wouldn't know where to go
Wouldn't know what to do
I don't have to say it
'Cause we both know it's true

I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you

>>722416257
Proceed

>>722416257
pathetic

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Go on you beta.

>>722416257

>be 19yo
>white male
>France
>coming back from school by tramway
>confused latina in front of me
>something like 10 year older
>turn towards me
"dove e la gara si-ou-plait ?"
>mix-up french and italian
>brain processing
>ask if she speak english... in english
>she does apparently
>Tell her she's in the wrong train and that she have to take the one that goes the opposte way
>she panick and get out
"Grazie!"

most random thing that happened to me under 1 minute

>>722416820
Ok, i'll continue.

>i was thinking about how strange was the fact that i talked like nothing someone stranger
>mad at the same time cuz i was fucking panicking to talk to her
>anyways
>she pops me in the back
>i remove my headphones nervous
>Hi, excuse me is this bus going here?
>signals the bus ticked
>she got it wrong
>the trashcan bush driver accepted a ticket from another bus
>lol
>i said she got it wrong
>told her that ticket was to go to a tiny town near mine
>she makes a gesture like "fuck it"
>told me shes now in Spain
>she came to learn spanish in my town
>i suddenly end up talking with her
>she tells that shes from china
>shangai
>told her that's pretty damn fuck
>no shit sherlock
>im a fucking mongoloid
>she answers about me
>i tell her what im studding
>im sure you just dont care about me, so i'll continue
>Well, my name is annon, and you?
>im chineeselady19
>(she was 19)
>she told me she's been in my town
>the weather was bad and she couldn't visit everything she wanted to
(Take note of this, because it will be important later)
>told me she's being here since saturday
>asked her what did she know about spanish
>Cerveza, muy bueno, almost nothing lol
>some weird silences between the conversation, because im really anwkward when it comes to talk to strangers
>she smiles at me A LOT
>i get so damn nervous
>we get to my town
>offer myself to help her
>she says thank you and appreciate it
>we got down the bus
>go to the ticket place
>told her wich bus she had to take
>i go with her to the machine to buy it
>cant fucking believe it
>mfw she notices she has no money left
>thisismytime.hero.docx

>>722417944
>thisismytime.hero.docx
>tell her it's ok
>i'll pay the bus
>the face of amazement she showed to me
>she couldnt even handle her shame
>i told her it's ok
>just 3 euro (not really much) arround 4 bucks
>buy the ticket for her
>shes so embarassed
>i get with her to the bus
>told a little more about my city
>make my town interesting so she comes back
>time to get on the bus
>she bows and say sorry
>it's okay
>explossive idea
>ask her number, you fucking dumbshit
>i literally set this up unconsciously
>made my town interesting
>in my mind "Hey, i'll give you my phone just in case you want someone to show you this and maybe hang out"
>my face becomes palid
>i start panicking
>she's going away
>me to myself : MAN THE FUCK UP ANNON, CALL HER, YOU'RE NOT LATE YET, CMON!!!
>pokerface
>+ super ankward bye bye
>virgin combo
>she went in
>stare at the bus like a mongoloid
>bus left
>im here
>alone
>virgin
>unkissed
>wanting to die
>my dad came to pick me up
>i told him more or less
>she laughts at me
(Spanish people are very outgoing people, it's so fucking strange to them that guys like me even exists)
>my father laughing so hard
>i want to die
>get to my house
>get wifi on
>tell about it to my friends
>they dont give a fuck about my shit
>i had to come here and share it with strangers
My fucking life, i could have tried with that girl, she would have used me to learn spanish and fuck. My fucking life, i payed her a ticket for the bus.
My fucking life... im going to die alone.

>>722418461
Now's when you roast me, do it please i need it.

>Be 16 (at the time)
>lanky little Asian weirdo
>virgin, but constantly fucking horny
>baby penis
>had friend
>lets call her Kayla
>Kayla's a cute, chubby white girl
>sweet, funny
>wanted to fuck her since 7th grade
>invite her over
>no
> :^(

>>722418461
OP, I had a similar experience with a German girl visiting my country (United States) a few years ago. It took me a while to get over it (she and I interacted for around six months) but I eventually did, man. And you will too. Best of luck to you /b/rother.

>>722419534
I hope so dude, kind words.
Take care man