STOP!! Anon, we have reports of illegal newfags crossing the

Ok officer

ELA EL PENDEJO I HERE TO VISIT FAMILIA, MARICON

>>722415388
Alright ill let you go

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officer im tryna shoot up reddit let me through

Here are my dubs.
*drops shit and runs away*

I'm not a mexifag

>>722415347
This your last chance, dubs or arrested

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>>722415459
No i will let you go

>>722415480
sure

>>722415513
thank you officer

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Let me threw goyim

Here, officer

no pls officer

>>722415482
one more chance, anon, give me dubs and your safe to go

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are these papers goog

>>722415567
for you ill let you go, i hate this job anyways

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Trips get

>>722415571
Shit, sorry, wrong number. Here are my legal dubs, officer

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only a newfag would shame people for being newfags

>>722415618
not good enough, im pnly seeing 18, no dubs there

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>>722415329

>>722415643
Im gonna warn you again, dont come around these parts without dubs

>>722415721
you were one off anon, ill give you another chance, check your wallet

>>722415774
Whoops, let's see what I got here

>>722415329
Sure thing, officer.

Dubs? I know I've got 'em here somewhere...

>>722415929
Id better watch out if i were you. this is an international border

>>722415777
I'm with him

Here you go officer

>>722415984
alright, you can go trips are more than enough here.

>>722415329

Get em faggot.

>>722416021
im not seeing any dubs here

I'm not a dirty Mexican

>>722416044
Nice dubs anon, you can go

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>>722415929
>>722415966
Shit no, I've got them right here, you've gotta believe me.

>>722416086

Fuck you, you don't me bitch, fuck the cops! HAHA.

>>722416067
Are you sure anon? id be careful round these parts

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CHECK EM

Check em good

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>>722416066
You planted evidence!
Internal affairs stepping in. Everyone, this checkpoint is now closed, move along

Just trying to get to my family officer

>>722416117
Im afraid im gonna have to arrest you, hands behind your back

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>>722415329
Shieet sirens its 5 o.

>>722416155
you can go

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*shuffles through glovebox*

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>>722415329
que pasa look at dese dubs mang

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I'm a legal citizen

>>722416228
you better hurry up anon

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>>722415329

No dubs for you, you filthy OP.

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>>722415329
watch these

>>722415329
its okay, officer. I am white.

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>>722415777

Meh, why not. Rolling, officer...

>>722416344
and you have dubs. ill let you go

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>>722416286
Sorry officer jeeze my uh *looks in cup holders and around front seat* my wife Had the car all weekend ha... will this do?

>>722415329
Roll

>>722415329
it's me

>>722416484
hmmm. let me inspect this further....
looks good, but are these outdated, arent they

>>722416571
no dubs, no entry

Here are my dubs officer

>>722416583
same to you, anon

>>722415329
These singles are for scientific purposes officer.

Im going try and use them to find a cure for trap threads that infect this board.

>>722416648
are you sure anon, those dont look like dubs to me

>>722416653
of course, go ahead

>>722415329
Only newfags call each other newfag officer newfag

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plz daddy

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Fuck you, you fascist scum

Shit run!

>>722416603
What, these? But I coulda sworn, is it okay if I take a look... Oh shoot look at that, your right. My how time flies, huh officer?

>>722416861
yeah, oh shit! i gotta catch that guy over there stay here anon!

>>722415329
Officer I'm sure I have the right paperwork for dubs but here's a dollar to let me go

>>722415777
Trips never lies

Do you know who I am? I shouldn't have to put up with this

>>722416952
thats not gonna get you through

>>722416976
Okay, I get it, I'm sorry.. Just let me see if I can find my ID

>>722416976
who are you?

>>722417104
sure

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>>722415329
I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG I'M NOT A NEW FAG

alright, my shift is up, ive got to go, go ask that officer over there

Here you go desu

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You cant arrest a skeleton! We're Dead! You cant arrest a corpse!

>>722415329
K

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https://discord.gg/PrvfR

>>722415329
yes sir

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>>722415329
Your backup has arrived.

Now let me back up against some ladies.

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>>722415329


u just stoppin me cos i is a brutha

>>722417388
god damn cracker

he's harburing dubs

>>722416951
Ok sir, I appreciate everything you do for the community. Blue lives matter.

>>722417433
u too fam

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>>722415329

SNOOKER SNOOOKER NSKKOOE

>>722415329
But how could I be a newfag when I'm so crescent fresh?

Check them and fuck off

>>722415329
>>722417555
  ▲
▲ ▲
555 get?

>>722415329
check

gawd damnit

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Checkem you fucking Pig. You cant arrest a corpse.

>>722415329
let me in

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check em

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>>722417505
go home olin

>>722417666
checked

>>722417711
also checked

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>>722415329
Aquí están mis números

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2006
N1Ga
reporting

>>722417666
Nice

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you where so close, amigo..

>>722415329
halp me don't deport me I have a wife and kids hurr

>>722417448
Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be a bother but my daughters dance recital is in fifteen minutes and I'm making an attempt at choosing family over the office here. Is it ok if I leave you with my information and be on my way?

I can't be a newfag I know all the lingo my friends

>>722416822
Checked

>>722415329
What seems to be the officer problem

>>722418340
Prove it

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>>722415329

problem, officer?

>>722416149
Nice one

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What're you gonna do, build a wall?

Did I just hear something b

>>722415329
>onymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:02:37 No.722415329▶>>722415688 >>722415929 >>722416044 >>722416215 >>722416272 >>722416308 >>722416330 >>722416344 >>722416571 >>722416583 >>722416653 >>722416745 >>722416952 >>722417208 >>722417321 >>722417366 >>722417388 >>722417391 >>722417488 >>722417505 >>722417550 >>722417575 >>722417666 >>722417771 >>722417942 >>722418824 >>722418994
> STOP!!
> Anon, we have reports of illegal newfags crossing the border.
> Show me your legal dubs and I'll let you go.

I am a literal newfag. Arrest me.

>>722418994knewfagela

Coming your way

MODS!!

We need more funny bananas!

>>722415329
No.

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Okay officer ive been here since summer surely my dubs will confirm im an oldfag now

>>722418858
Lol, Lel, upvote, downvote, the chan, see im normal just like you guys

Dont shoot pig! Im an old fag

>>722415329
Ok

i am here for 2 months . i am oldfag

This is what happens when you let niggers move into the neighborhood...The whole place turns into the dump!

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>>722415329

†††/ \
††/ \
†/_____\
oldfag here again.. i can even triforce

>>722415329
Fuck you, copper!
Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

>>722415329
I'm here since yesterday, I can't be a newfag.

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>>722415329
you can't stop me

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Checkem officer

but deputy edups ofc i have doops

>>722415329
>New f a g s.

>>722422199
Done.

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>>722415329

>>722415329
i surrender officer, don't shoot me

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H-here my dub o-officer

thank you officer

>>722415329
No hablo ingles...

go suck a dick cop, I got trips

dindu nuffin

I got them right here officer

oy vey! Look at these sheke- I mean dubs

Legit as can be

>>722415329
Sure officer

Here you go officer

I have then right here officer

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>>722415329

I have no dubs amigo, maybe my buddy does

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Of course I have some pal