Who else is spending not just their Valentine's day, but

>>722406816
yup

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>>722406816
I. But not because I choose'd to be alone, it's because not a single girl in years I've met wanted to be my gf.

>>722406816
Me so far,
Filed for divorce last October. Having custody issues, Family Services is going to take months.... Then there's Alimony and shit....
I'm not getting involved with anyone until the divorce is Legal, and Annulled
inb4 God-Fag.
I'm sure my (still technically) wife is gettin' it daily nightly and evah so rightly.
Bitch.

>>722407193
kill her and her nigger.

>>722407193
and also rape her dog if she has one

>>722407325
this

>>722406816
It's just a day, dude. Society says it's important. Stop giving a fuck. Make it a special day for you and do the shit YOU like doing. Eat junk food, play vidya games, watch action movies, jerk off. Whatever. Stop letting society dictate how you feel. In the same house, women's periods sync up, but the bacteria in their large intestines is always different.

>>722407325
>>722407345
Suppressing the Urge.
I wonder if I should browse Cuck-Threads to force myself to come to Acceptance.

Anyone have Dog Cuck Sauces? Oh, wait, "I" rape the dog...

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>>722407193
All I've had for companionship is imagination.

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>>722407193

>>722407879
fuck cucking. just ignore her for the rest of your life and be happy. make her regret she cheated and leave you and then when she comes on her knees, just spit on her sorry ass.

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>>722408142
that's gay

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>>722406816
You have been visited by the autistic pedo NEET of /b/. Autism will come to you unless you comment "pedo" on the linked video. There are no immunities.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZInvrXRuA

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>>722407998

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>>722408185
Screw this post, here's a funny.

>>722408272
i kekd

>>722406816
Me, but I'm loving it. I was overly social my whole teenage life and it burned me out.

hey /b/ros.. i just broke up with my girlfriend after a lot of shit happened.. hope ur all doin ok..

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>>722406816
>be me
>18
>didn't care much about valentine's day up until i was about 16
>ever since then i've realized just how lonely i was
>get a gf (still 16 at the time)
>we start out great and talk about a future together, you know, typical shit
>fast forward months later we're broken up, basically enemies.
>fast forward again to now, still alone.
>will probably never have a gf again

feelsgoodman

>23
>been awake since 2AM
>its almost 9am
>watching youtube vids while i eat my frozen poptart breakfast
>waiting till 10 for people to wake up
>apparently spending the whole day walking/being driven around town
>no idea what we're doing or for how long cause one of the girls planned a "perfect" day out for us months ago and told me off for trying to make plans fairlt recently
>not even sure i'm paying for shit cause mentioning going to the ATM earlier also got me told off
>only bit i do know is we're seeing Fifty Shades Darker at 4pm

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contribooting

Fuck you guys.

never had a gf in my life, i dont give a fuck about that


you guys are retarded

>>722407723
This

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>>722406816
Honestly I'm to the point where I actively seek unhappiness because I've been so unhappy for so long that the thought of being happy is so alien to me that it legitimately scares me to imagine the kind of person I would be if my life wasn't filled with crushing anguish.

>>722406816
Ex gf broke up with me for another guy. The 8th would have been our 4 year.

Probably going to end up spending valentines day with her anyway.

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People would say "Oh it's just a day that doesn't mean much" or "It's about loving friends and family" But the problem is that since it's a day about love, and mainly romantic type love being the one emphasized, it just is a bit hard not to feel specially lonely. Especially when you don't even know what that it feels to be loved like that, or for anyone to love you in general.

>>722413588
>You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone.
Ouchie

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>>722413588
Will dump what I have

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>>722414296
I'll put the ones down about loneliness

>>722406816
Me. But at my age and after all this time, I'm used to it.

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>>722406816
I wish I was. Just be glad you don't have to do some stupid vday activity.

I'm sort of lucky because my wife doesn't expect a huge event due to the amount of years we have been together plus the kids. Babysitters are expensive

>>722413378
I can relate to that also, new people and realtionships etc kind of scares me.

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>>722406816
me

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>>722414534

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>>722414355
What is this from? Sounds exactly like the depressing shit I need in my life right now.

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>>722406816
>>722406816
dont worry OP, just sit around and attempt to make new memes to ease the pain of your heart sinking


once it hits bottom, its easy not to feel anymore

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>>722406816
why do you faggots cry about being single

You want the problems of dating?
sure you can take

>less cash
>a whiney cunt to ruin your extra time
>whiny cunt who wants everything
>whiny cunts who complain when you don't cave in to their shit

>whiny twats who guilt trip you
>obnoxious uteruses who will fight you over anything
>whores who change you into what they want
>sluts who will never enjoy what you do
>women who will always make it about them

you have freedom and options ENJOY IT

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>>722407723
>what if I told you the thread is make believe?

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>>722414702
Welcome to the NHK. I love both the anime and manga. The manga had heavy moments with drug abuse
>>722414739

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>>722407982
you cant disappoint an idea

>>722414868
Thanks anon. I'm about 30ch away from the end of what I'm currently reading, this'll be next. Ironically I've started heavy substance abuse recently myself, so it's fitting.

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>>722414868
Funny because everyone was saying that she probably did like me and did want a relationship. Even when I told my story here I was told to tell her because she "definitely" did love me. I've never been so right in my life before

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>>722406816
Me

I thought this year I would spend this day with a girl I have been talking for a few months. We were in love, no sex tho. Since the last week she stopped texting me back and when she texts its just 2 or 3 words. I dont know why this happenned but whatever

Probably gonna watch the Champions League games and drink a few beers, nothing special

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>>722414960
you need a hug

>>722406816
I officially gave up on 3DPD last Saturday.

>Girl I know just moved backed to town. She was bored and wanted to hang out.

>Told her I already had plans, a cookout with some friends. She begged me to take her.

>I finally acquiesced and went to pick her up (she doesn't have a car).

>Long story short she ends up staying over and sleeping with one of my friends.

So this Valentine's day isn't so bad. I've accepted my fate and will be content with my 2D waifus.

i lost a friend today ehh

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Only 3 more years till wizardry. I almost made it. The end is near.

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>>722415035
Anything man hopefully shit gets better or if not that then hopefully that you can be strong enough to push through

>>722406989
He probably dodged a bullet. She would have most likely stood him up anyway.

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>>722415322

Negative - I have my wife at home and mistress at work.

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>>722415345

>>722415274
>my gf of 1.5 years left me yesterday because "I'm restricting her too much"
>mfw she is right
Fucking c*ck threads got to me lads. I wasnt even allowing her to meet her female friends sometimes.

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>>722415377
A couple more left

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>>722407879
thats what I did

>get divorced mid 20's
>go to work mopey all the time
>secratary pulls me aside
>"you're 20, stop whining over 1 fucking girl who divorced you"
>"you have a great job and opportunity for growth"
>"now stop acting like faggot"
>completely speechless
>get over myself a week later
>work out more
>spend more time with co-workers
>get a great promotion
>travel to fiji later that year meet a decent girl
>meet a divorced woman who works in same city
>date for a solid year
>after that live together for a solid year
>talk about moving into a house as she is pregnant
>get a great deal on some property due to connections
>have baby shower at our house
>invites some of family friends and coworkers
>me in the kitchen getting some apps ready
>hear a familiar voice behind me
>"a-a-anon"
>turn around
>"you're the guy my boss is d-dating"
>mfw i bettered myself in spite of her

>>722415104
So just because she wanted a ride to see someone and you had a ride somehow means she was supposed to fuck you and not someone else?

Did you at least try or are you some idiot that thinks a small favor for someone is a deal sealer?
>>722414792
>make believe
I fucking wish. 6 hours of walking planned already and maybe more later. I'm still nursing several injuries.

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>>722406905
Go see movies, that's what I do. I just spend Saturday and Sunday watching movies back to back. That or go to my local bookstore and read the day away.

>>722414424
Source?

>>722415500
that was supposed to respond to you >>722407999

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>>722415519
Nothing like some brotherly love

>>722415514
She lives an hour away, so yeah. That sort of how the world works; it's called reciprocity. If nothing else she could have had the common decency to not fuck someone in my house.

>>722415514
aww. healthy response though. I just do drugs.

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>>722415605
Sadly do not know that one.

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yeah, i havent gotten around to loving myself either. >>722413588


why am i in this thread?

>>722415696
Giving someone a ride from one place to the next isn't that big of a deal and doesn't instantly mean you get to fuck them. If you gave a buddy a ride does he dome you?

Outside of that you held a party at your place. Expect someone somewhere to mess around thats how parties work, especially when theres booze involved.
I have parties at my cabin and that means driving 5 people 6 hours and I don't expect sex from them nor do i mind people fucking in or around its vicinity.

Me because I live in society wasteland where every girl I meet is a used up jaded fat pothead with as much femeninty as a Chad. I hate this Fucking culture where women are in a race to become a human used condom from middle school. I'd rather be alone the settle for a Fucking pig.

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>>722406816
I do. Not by choice tho.
>ever since I was around 6 been moving houses/towns every 1-2 years
>moving because can't afford to live anywhere
>takes me awhile to make friends and get comfortable enough
>when I get confident/comfortable enough to ask girls out I ALWAYS end up moving somewhere
>was thinking of doing it anyway and just get buses and shit like that to see girls
>can't afford that and would have to break up in the long run
>be 22 now
>still moving every 1-2 years
whatever friends I make, people I meet, I've to forget about soon and move on. Been making friends like 6 times now, recently gave up in the last place I went to. Feelsbadman. I gave up on socializing and come to terms with being alone.

friend wit benifits

>>722414601
awesome, someone saw me last night then

>>722406816
Didn't even realize it was valentines until a coworker mentioned it

>>722416058
why don't you just buy a tent gypsy scum?

iv bin married now im not fck that shit mind contorlg

Betas. All of you. Can't you go out there and simply ask someone out? Girls like confident guys. Even though your handsomeness matters here, you can also make this work by making her comfortable with you, by making her feel that you care about her. Just look into her eyes and give her the look. The look which will tell her in an instant that you'll die for her.
I will die for her. I will prove it anons. She is my entire life, I just cannot imagine it without her. I will show her that I'm a man of my word. I will show the world.
Anon posting for one last time /b/, make your life worth it. Life is meant for you to enjoy, not for someone else or something that you don't want to simply ruin it. Enjoy your life. Don't waste it like I did, don't give it up like I an going to.
Goodnight /b/.

>>722415605
I have a south Korean steam friend I love like a brother. Some days I worry if some shit goes down from the psychos from the north. I also worry if something happens to me and he'll never know.

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>>722415035
hmmm

iv got dildos

>>722407062
>choose'd

>>722416206
why don't you kys autismo?

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>>722415996
My friends usually give gas money, or provide beer, they contribute in some form or another. I do the same. No one likes freeloaders regardless.

You act like this is a foreign concept, this is something that is well known. So common in fact they even have a saying for something as negligible as providing transportation.

i talk to my huge dildos tell em how good they feel

i love watchg man fck huge dildo up his asre

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>>722415870

im a size queen on dildo

>>722406816
I'm too tired to give a shit. A day like every other day. I'll probably just take a bath and go to sleep.

>>722416537
Thats a saying for randoms.

Personally I don't mind someone bringing/buying me beer or handing me gas money for longhauls but if you're all going to the same place and everyone wants the others there then why turn it into an issue.

Again, driving someone, literally a minor favor or inconvenience depending on your views, isn't instantly indicative of interest in you sexual or otherwise.
Sex ain't quad pro quo.

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>>722415035
i was raised and told to utilize my talents, to do what i love.


self doubt screams 'you cant do shit', regrets hint that 'you cant make money that way', everything else lends no support.

you guys think you have it bad, i havent left the house for anything except groceries and a few oddjobs since june of 2015.

i am grateful for the roof over my head, the hot water in the plumbing, the bed i sleep in

but the weigh on my person both physical and mental are at capacity.

im tired. asking myself whats the point, and not hearing a response.

im stressed (over fantasy) at all the things i havent figured out in what i would like from a relationship, and as i age i have less and less time to figure it out and then, if at all, have.
i used to laugh at the idea of depression, like oh what do you have to be upset about.

then it hit me

im not laughing much anymore

im just sayg

imbipoler

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>>722413588
Is this the new copypasta? Damn /b/ is really went downhill.

>>722415097
its weird, ill hug my brothers, parents, family, w/e and theyll hug back.


i dont get hugged. not without being the initiating party

its horrible

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>>722417108
2sad4me

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>>722406816
I only have books to keep me from falling into a deep depression, because I'm 18 and going nowhere in life.

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>>722415372
dude

>>722406816
Me

>>722406816
even though im married im spending it "alone"
my shut in jobless wife managed to get headlice when no on else in our house had them, no one in my family had them or anyone in her family had them (relevant because holidays) when we first found out she had them i told her she better hope her son had them. he didnt and i told her i was completely pissed at her, she asked why and i told her "you know why" and we havent spoken since. she hasnt tried to defend herself at all. its been a little over a month now.

>>722416855
I don't know anon trading sex for favors has been, and still is, a major staple point in human history. We barter by nature. No one enjoys being cheated. Whether it's wrong or right doesn't matter. If you give and don't receive you're bound to feel cheated sooner or later.

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>>722415843
Last one. Just want to say that it'll be alright. If you're alone because of choice or because you were the one forgotten. If you're the one that try's to do good so that people could start to love you or if you're the one making fun of everyone and call them a "fag" or "sensitive bitch". If you tried to message her and was only left emptiness. If she doesn't even want to talk to you or if every moment your together she is off thinking about him. If you tried everything you can but still can't find anyone in the darkness or if you embrace it. If you experience love or if it's all foreign to you. If you found your love and if whether she is in your arms or his. I just want to say that I love you all. Whether you're going to call me a fag/dumbass, just glance over this, or just read every word in silence, or if none of what I said makes any sense, I want you all to know that I love you. In a world where being myself just leads to isolation or to just being used, I can always come back here to place where we are all hidden, a place where we are all faggots and where everyone is an autist. I love you all for the company you give to those that are alone in there rooms. Happy Valentines Day /b/

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>>722406816

>>722415276
This. Lately My Cell phone is a one way street. I'll call friends, Family, send snaps to people specially for them. And they usually respond eventually. But If I didnt send my messages, I never hear from anyone except from some family.

so basically nothing happens, unless I call people.

>>722417296
Yes but only when the trades equal. Sex is a big deal to pretty much everyone while giving someon a ride is fairly minor and among friends often expected. Its oranges to apples.

>>722406816

Me. But I've already resigned myself to this long ago. Only a few more years until I get my wizard powers. Here's hoping for sex bots in the next few years.

>>722414505
>"just be glad"

of what anon, that we didnt get to experience a love that lasted long enough to include "stupid vday activity"

that we dont have to sit through another person loving us for the entire rest of the year

that we havent had to go through the act of having children with the one we love

but i guess you're right anon. Babysitters are expensive

>>722417108
All from my rotting brain

its the 14thfeb a money making day i see it as just a another day of life

>>722407723
this

some days its beyond perseption

>>722417783
It ain't all roses. I understand where you are coming from but stop putting love on a pedestal. For me it has been a lifelong learning experience and we both came to the conclusion a long time ago that Vday is another "corporate holiday" that has been slowly evolved over time as a money making venture for businesses.

I tell my wife every day how much I love her and even moreso I show her how much I love her at random... Not because a day told me that I should remind her.

>>722407193
Was that a "Scrubs" quote?
God, I miss that show.

>>722414785
we dont want to "date" we want someone who loves us. YOU being an ass who has bad taste in girls doesnt dismiss that fact that LOVE exists but we will never achieve it

you're just an insufferable cunt

>>722417972
I don't think you're getting anon's point bro.......

perseption is a word with meaning in life it is life

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>>722416361
So long /b/rother

sense

>>722417533
She isn't a friend. I only invited her because she pleaded with me to pick her up. You stated you have a cabin, have you never had a female repay you for bringing her along? My family has a lake house and even during my highschool to undergrad years fooling around was expected when my friends and I brought some girls along. Again, this isn't anything new.

Women have been known to suck dick for a few dollars. A bead can get a girl to flash complete strangers. Daughters are married off in exchange for a goat. A ride is a considerable step up, especially if you're otherwise stranded. We're comparing fruit to fruit. Not many are going to barter an apple or orange for free.

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>>722418101
Probably not. Still waking up, only one cup of coffee this morning. Plus multitasking at work and hoping they let us go home due to tornadoes in the area

>>722406816
I have been to three dates in 10 years. Still got no gf. Stopped caring.
I'm forever alone here.

your not alone im here

I do, but I still try anyways even if I get burned or ignored every time.

It will work eventually right? Maybe I'm just crazy.

its as real as you make it

im no expert but i no depressen

>>722418161
>have i ever had a girl repay me for bringing them to my cabin
No. I hit them up at the subsequent party and we fuck cause we're attracted to each other or both want sex so why not.
I've banged chicks my buddies have brought and vice versa because we aren't children who think that a simple ride somehow marks a chick as ours.

demon cast em out

>>722415104
Welcome to the club, brother. I recently spent 50 bucks on a 30+ year old poster of Urusei Yatsura, and I'm going to shill out for a body pillow cover soon.

theres good after bad

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How accurate is this pic? I just don't know.

>>722417515
Ya I know that feel to. Sometimes if I'm lucky they would call because they're getting lonely, but heaven forbid that they actually just want to check up or to just want to talk because they miss you

The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.

—Charlotte Brontë

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>>722418563

>>722417260
>>722417014
>>722416425
>>722416394
>>722415898
>>722414960
>>722414734
Do you literally just take random stock images, paintbucket a blue background to them and add red eyes? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>722407723
did this. been taking benzos all day

>>722418426
Sounds like a waste. Well you're welcome to come have her freeload off you. She stays right outside my home town of Scarsdale.

>>722417255
Shut the fuck up. You have a good 10 more years until you can mope like the rest of us. Come back at 28 when you're still a virgin NEET.

>>722406816
Me
feels really fucking good man

>>722406816
Here's a word of wisdom for you kids.

If you don't control yourself - that is to say, if you don't control your own mind, your personal emotional frameworks, your impulses - someone else will control them for you.

If you spend the day alone, it's probably your own choice. You have to be happy with what you have to be happy with what you have. It is honestly that simple.

>>722416394
>>722416425
>>722417014
You're a strong soldier and I commend you for fighting so valiantly

>>722417255
You'll be fine once you wake up.

>>722418505
Nice! I haven't upgraded to body pillow yet. I've been doing a little vr from illusion games though. If I don't buy that gatebox I'm gonna go all out on those talking/responsive pillows haha.

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we are never alone when we have /b/ro's, I won't kill myself today cause someday I will find qt3.14 sweet gf of my own
happy valentine's day you cum guzzling faggots

>be me, 24, male, nurse in training
>broke up with only gf ever at 20
>never ever had success since then
>every rejection i get makes me fall into a deep hole of depression for weeks
>making me promise myself never to talk to a woman again
>always break my promise
>always get rejection, make new promise etc
>was on a school trip last week
>had some pretty serious flirting with my teacher going on, she's 36
>ended up making out
>she's an amazing woman, straightforward, confident, not manipulating, tells me what she thinks and feels
>says she loves me
>we can't be together bc she's my teacher, also has husbando and kids
>be okay with that, a very special woman considered me a very special man, life is great
>be able to talk to women confidently and normally for a few days
>man up and write a classmate a poem today
>"why thanks anon, that's cute"
>this is basically it, she packs it up and doesn't mind me anymore, doesn't even say something mean
>go home, feel like shit, worthless, incapable, unattractive, forever alone
>project all those negative feelings onto women

What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>722418947
And then you wonder why you don't get laid.

>>722419067
2D girls are overrated, that's the problem here.

>>722406816
Ok, i'll share smth, story time. Nocing fancy, but true, just happened me 1 hour ago.
>be 21 yo
>be beta virgin trash
>be malefag
>be comming back home from school
>going to Madrid's bus station
>waiting for the bus to my hometown
>cutie girl infront of me
>asian, maybe chineese
>put my headphones and play it cool like the virgin i am
>bus arrives, everyone in
>girl tries to use a subway ticket on the bus
>nope.jpeg
>the busman like most of spanish has 0 idea of english
>girl looks at me
>answers me what the drivers saying
>mfw a girl talks to me
>blue screen on my brain
>windows do not respond
>i take a couple of seconds to man the fuck up
>talk to the lady and tell her that she cant use that on the bus
>i offer myself to help her
>get off the bus, tell her where she needs to buy the ticket
>she says ok
>i go in again and sit in the back alone, autistic mode back on
>lisening some good shit
>she comes over in the bus with a smile on
>she's cute damn...
>i look away like the fucking piece of shit i am
>she comes over and sit by my side
>i dont remove my headphones like a fag
>maybe she told me something like
"Thanks for the help"
>no clue
>30 minutes of bus course
>i notice her at the edge of my eye looking at me sometimes
>i get super nervous
>look away again like the piece of shit i am
>she seems to struggle with something

At this point i'm amazed i even talk to a random unknown girl, never done this EVER in my life.
Shall i continue?

>>722419048
I'm too much of a poorfag for vr. A body pillow will work out for me anyway because I drive a truck for a living.

>>722419067
You take yourself too seriously and probably have the wrong idea of how to approach women. You have to pick your targets not on how you feel, but on what is best overall. That is to say, how you feel about her is not and should never be the only determining factor in approaching a girl or investing in a girl. You must consider every other facet of the situation. You may be going after girls that don't even know you exist, or are much more attrative, or much better in various ways such as socio-economically. Nobody is equal. That shit is for suckers and romantic idealists. You must choose wisely where to invest. It's just like finance. It takes discernment and perception to know where the good deals to invest are or any old schmuck would be a millionaire with a 9/10 gf.

>>722419116
Meh I get laid, just not as often as I'd like. But I'd rather go without than be some chicks supplicant entreating her for the slight possibility I may get to fuck her.

>>722419276
Save up anon. It is worth it if you like those types of hentai games. But I agree those pillows do look awesome.

>>722419478
We've been over this. There was no "slight chance". Giving a chick a ride doesn't denote a "slight chance" of getting anything from her as the favor isn't that big and doesn't call for such considerations. You want to fuck her you work her over not expect a minor favor to be considered the work.

Do you expect better food at a restaurant just because you tipped last time?

>>722419524
Trust me, that's the plan.

been single for like almost 10 years now, valentines day is just another day. I almost miss having a gf until I talk to some of my friends/brothers partners... I don't know how they put up with them, the pussy must be fucking fantastic.

>>722419275
Damn son, if you're going to write out a whole big thing like that already, just go on and say what happened, lol

>>722418862
1. If I knew, I'd tell you.

2. My 'memes' are a personal representation of my inner turmoil and I have stumbled upon a simple methodology which allows me to have an uplifted spirit from giggling at the upsurdity I have whipped together.

Most of the time I make enough of them with the same stock model to be able to weave or pan out a description of events happening, in a form of social commentary. With the already absurd stock images I just add a poorly filled in background and depending on my mood, stoned or cried out eyes.

As we sit now, I have several series of stock characters. We have the Sultans, especially brother Sultan Simallah Bim, sweet uncle Chester, woke child, and the introspective geezer. As well as slices of white bread.


As I've mentioned. I've fucked myself over, don't know how or if I can fix it, and do my best not to slip too deep. Making awe-ful memes is a coping mechanism for the times I NEED to not have on my mind at that moment

>>722419275
Did you not just make a thread where people told you its on you for not pushing the opportunity?

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>>722406816
>have gf
>work ass off
>spends all my money on concerts and food getting fat
>sex is all about my money, not actually capable of enjoying anything
>spends rest of time trying to dick jamal on the side
the female jew, never once.

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>>722419885

>how do I get away with being alone forever?
help bois

>>722419836
Ok, i'll continue.

>i was thinking about how strange was the fact that i talked like nothing someone stranger
>mad at the same time cuz i was fucking panicking to talk to her
>anyways
>she pops me in the back
>i remove my headphones nervous
>Hi, excuse me is this bus going here?
>signals the bus ticked
>she got it wrong
>the trashcan bush driver accepted a ticket from another bus
>lol
>i said she got it wrong
>told her that ticket was to go to a tiny town near mine
>she makes a gesture like "fuck it"
>told me shes now in Spain
>she came to learn spanish in my town
>i suddenly end up talking with her
>she tells that shes from china
>shangai
>told her that's pretty damn fuck
>no shit sherlock
>im a fucking mongoloid
>she answers about me
>i tell her what im studding
>im sure you just dont care about me, so i'll continue
>Well, my name is annon, and you?
>im chineeselady19
>(she was 19)
>she told me she's been in my town
>the weather was bad and she couldn't visit everything she wanted to
(Take note of this, because it will be important later)
>told me she's being here since saturday
>asked her what did she know about spanish
>Cerveza, muy bueno, almost nothing lol
>some weird silences between the conversation, because im really anwkward when it comes to talk to strangers
>she smiles at me A LOT
>i get so damn nervous
>we get to my town
>offer myself to help her
>she says thank you and appreciate it
>we got down the bus
>go to the ticket place
>told her wich bus she had to take
>i go with her to the machine to buy it
>cant fucking believe it
>mfw she notices she has no money left
>thisismytime.hero.docx

>>722420172
>thisismytime.hero.docx
>tell her it's ok
>i'll pay the bus
>the face of amazement she showed to me
>she couldnt even handle her shame
>i told her it's ok
>just 3 euro (not really much) arround 4 bucks
>buy the ticket for her
>shes so embarassed
>i get with her to the bus
>told a little more about my city
>make my town interesting so she comes back
>time to get on the bus
>she bows and say sorry
>it's okay
>explossive idea
>ask her number, you fucking dumbshit
>i literally set this up unconsciously
>made my town interesting
>in my mind "Hey, i'll give you my phone just in case you want someone to show you this and maybe hang out"
>my face becomes palid
>i start panicking
>she's going away
>me to myself : MAN THE FUCK UP ANNON, CALL HER, YOU'RE NOT LATE YET, CMON!!!
>pokerface
>+ super ankward bye bye
>virgin combo
>she went in
>stare at the bus like a mongoloid
>bus left
>im here
>alone
>virgin
>unkissed
>wanting to die
>my dad came to pick me up
>i told him more or less
>she laughts at me
(Spanish people are very outgoing people, it's so fucking strange to them that guys like me even exists)
>my father laughing so hard
>i want to die
>get to my house
>get wifi on
>tell about it to my friends
>they dont give a fuck about my shit
>i had to come here and share it with strangers
My fucking life, i could have tried with that girl, she would have used me to learn spanish and fuck. My fucking life, i payed her a ticket for the bus.
My fucking life... im going to die alone.

Okay I know you cunts dont five a fuck but I have to say it somewhere :

>22yo, never been single for more than ~6month from 15yo to 21yo
>last gf was crazy (on medication and stuff) but also very smart and made me realise I wasn't perfect
>tried to improve since
>it's been a year and I'm still single
>I know dozens of girls I would date
>Some stopped responding, some avoided every invitation with various excuses
>I made a little declaration to one I really liked
> "you knoooow, I have too much work and I have to see my family, I don't have time for you, I don't even know you that well etc etc"

I tried tinder. I swipped every fucking girl, 18 - 55+, 161km area (max settings), and I got ONE (1) match. She stopped responding after a few messages.

That was 2016 for me. Now ff a few days ago :

>make "funny" tinder account with friends
>several matches every day but they don't answer messages
>I see a girl I know, superlike for the keks
>no match
>I text her, make jokes, ask about her life (last time I saw her she had a bf)
>then I tell her "if you have nothing for VD you know where I live"
>"no thanks"

That was okay, I didn't put a lot of effort in it.

>see another girl I know and I really like but who was best friends with ex (not the crazy one, the nicest gf I ever had) so...
>no match but whatever
>text her, talk about relationships and stuff
>she's been single for TWO FUCKING YEARS
>she's tired of it
>I repeat the VD proposition but with much more detail :

"you come to my place, I make a fancy dinner, we watch a movie. Then it's up to you, you go back home or you stay. And the next day we both go back to normal, unless we both want to go on"

>she agrees
>most fucking joy I felt for the last 15 months
>start planning dinner, make a menu, nothing incredible but for poor students it's like a 4 stars
>fucking happy
>buy stuff to cook
>35€
>idgaf, fucking happy
>today at lunch break I ask her about the time she will arrive

>"I'm sorry I have to cancel"

>cont.

>>722419965
This guy gets it.

What an age we live in, eh?

I shy away from feels threads mostly because if I want to feel something it surely isn't the stuffy eye running nose and dark thoughts they tend to bring up.

Today I make an exception because I know there isn't anyone around I can share with.

The catch 22 being that I don't want to trouble anyone with my shit.

Maybe I'm too proud, but I sure don't feel good about it

>>722419284
>You may be going after girls that don't even know you exist
I only go for girls who have signaled me their interest in the first place to avoid that situation, going for the ones I felt like was something I abandoned relatively quickly after starting.

>>722406816
You can be my valentine anon :*

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>>722420672
>>>722406816 (OP)
>You can be my valentine anon :*

>>722419674
Yes, I expect better services if I continuously leave the waitress/waiter better tips than they usually receive and for the most part I do get what's expected. That's how you become the preferred regular.

Also, what you're saying doesn't mesh with reality. I've done the same thing with other girls and they reciprocated accordingly. Rides, Lake parties in the summer, concerts, Adderall, getting speeding tickets dropped, all of these things have gotten me some sexual favor. This isn't rare it is a commonality among millions of people.

To top it off I've known this chick since highschool, I've done more favors for her and her brother than I can even remember. Even more so for her after her brother died. This isn't just a one off, these are years of interest. This is just the last favor she'll get from me.

>>722410362
same to you dude. life sucks.

>>722420391
cont

>spend the rest of the day like a fucking zombie
>I've been on a one year streak of constant rejection
>I'm okay with girls not showing interest, like first one I asked in this story
>I'm just fucking tired of girls wiping their shoes on my face
>dumb excuses instead of saying they dont like me
>stops responding to texts, acts like they like me when we met and then keep ignoring me and having excuses to dodge every move I make
>agreeing to see me, go on a date or whatever and then cancelling at the last minute

Honestly I'm good looking, nothing amazing but clearly not ugly. I'm also nice and all, like I said in high school I had several GFs and even girls in love with me but I was already taken.

I'm starting to lose my stream of thoughts but you get the idea.

>being desperate enough to post your most personnal issues on 4chan

>>722415046
I can relate to this . Cheer up bro , just remember this : girls are sluts and it's okay to demean them :)

Remember you're also alone on every other day. Not just this one. Nobody loves you and we will all die alone no matter how much we try to deny it

>>722406816
I just want love. No fuck, only love

Thats ehy we have drugs i guess

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>>722421284
Go find Jesus , bro
> Pic related

>>722420929
You've hit the point where chicks are changing priorities in life and start knowing more or less what they want to settle down with. You might not be fitting that picture anymore.
This doesn't mean you have to change and their rejection isn't purely your fault just that from here on freebies and the like get scarcer and you're going to have to actually work for relationships instead of expecting to just hit them up and have them stick.

>>722421284
I just want love. Or fuck. Or a kiss. Or a hug. Or a compliment. Or fucking anything from a female human being.

>>722413588

u got no fam my dude?

>>722420582
fuck me

>>722420203
lol, dood....

>>722416058

wya?

>>722421440
but... we're still students... we're supposed to fuck like rabbits, eat pizza and watch movies... get together at a party on the day we meet and stay together for a year before moving on...

At least that's what people do around me.

I think you're very right except where I live with the people I see it's supposed to happen a few years later... I'm not ready for this.

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>>722406816
Don't worry friend, we can be lonely together.

>>722406816
>Remember you're also alone on every other day. Not just this one. Nobody loves you and we will all die alone no matter how much we try to deny it

While(alive) {
If (girlfriend != null) { Fuck(girlfriend); } else { Fuck(this); scienceSkill++; } }

>>722420584
Girls "signal interest" all the time, though. That's what girls do, and it gets them free food and shit constantly. You still must consider the situation.

Also a girl that signals interest unprompted is generally more difficult to catch that an introvert, because, guess what? You're not the only person she's flirting with.

>>722421440
>>722421698
btw girl I really liked and came out to was a kissless virgin

>>722415035
Acutally I can. Since I do it myself.

>>722421698
College/uni is when that shit happens.
Other chicks exist that you can still hit up like you have been but they're fewer.

>>722421358
PC PRINCIPAL!!

>>722416371
It's good to know that you care about the person you haven't even met. I wish I had a friend like this.

>>722421447
You are kewl

source: am human brieng grill

>>722421846
now I want to die

>>722421689
atm in Ireland. I think this is the 5th house I lived in since I moved countries
>lived here since I was about 12-13

>>722421971
You're a guy but I smiled, thanks. You're a nice guy.

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>>722422083
anytime anon. Treat yourself to a nice escort or something. You deserve it

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Downloading for honor , nah you fucking normie. All I need is my knight waifu and all good, you 3d cuck

I'm spending the day alone as well, but I'm like okay with it. Never had a GF, I'm a kissless 20yo virgin. I guess I'll never experience the teenage love. I've head dreams recently about me being in love with some girl in high school and all that shit, but tbh I'm just focusing on school and gym at the moment. Trying to improve myself and not to worry about much about girls. Sometimes I break down, but that's life, you know what I mean.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkAF5_UOj8
Post good feels music

>>722422496

20 isn't too bad, you still have plenty of time to get that dicc wet

you don't even have to fucc, just stick that thang in her mouf and you'll be feelin different af

>>722422081

how u have money to move? moving is expensive. unless u have nothing?

>>722419052
Muh Lady

>>722421755
You're fucking right, that is something I haven't thought of. You seem like somebody who knows a lot about women, is there anything you'd recommend me to practice?

>>722422694

I'm not successful on tinder, and I just can't bring myself to go out to bars

>>722406816
in all honesty id rather spend it alone this year

>>722416361
I did this, went to her with all the confidence in the world and her best friend reassuring me that she would never say no to me.

She certainly didn't say no, apparently I wasn't worthy of such honesty, and had to do with an excuse

>>722422762
age 6 to 12
>moving to different towns
>living with family
>parents' call
>moving back and forth due to family arguing

age 12-22
>dad worked abroad, saved up for house to rent
>moved into one town, rent a house
>live 2 years there
>move with parents to a different town = lower rent
>stay here a couple of years
>move out to college
>due to health problems had to withdraw
>back to family house
>moved out for work
>came back a year after
>moving out soon because looking for work again
mostly moved with friends at later age so rent would be cheaper but everyone moved on so had to move out myself

>>722423116
I'm the same, but don't worry I still had several GFs. You just have to meet a girl in a context where you see her regularly, be nice to her, make tiny tiny moves one at a time and BOOM someday you have her in your arms and you're the happiest dude on earth.

Then you realise she's a psycho bitch, but it's too late, you're in love. Then she fucks you up and when you're so much of a human pile of shit you're not interesting anymore, she moves on without a tear.

Et voilà ! you're an emotionnal mess but your dick got wet ;)

Statistically speaking some of us will die kissless virgins. This fact alone shows how cruel and unfair the world is.

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>>722423542
the world has nothing to do with it. Blame your parents for being beta cucks and still deciding to have children that will inherit their beta cuck habits.

I won't have kids because of that, make them go through all of the shit life has to offer? I don't think so, I wish I wasn't born.
This and the fact I prolly won't have a girl to impregnate in the first place...

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Listen up
I'm a short. Scrubby. Manlet. Who can't speak unless spoken to and I have the greatest gf I could ask for.
You can do it faggots.
No such thing as a second chance? I got her back after accidentally squirting after shave in her nose. She came back to me after breaking my heart. I didn't think that would be possible but it was.
A great man once said,
Believe in yourself. Not the me that you believe in. Not the you that believes in me. But believe in the you that believes in you.
You can do it.
Cra/b/ believes in you.

>>722423466

I go to the university library a lot, there some hot chicas, but it just seems inappropriate to make a move while they're doing work there or whatever. There was this one girl - thought I'd go to her and ask her if she l owns any places like bars, clubs, etc. in the city or something like that. Then introduce myself, exchange info, etc.

>>722423542

Life's not easy, but it depends on how much of a pussy you are. Don't blame anyone but you for your misery.

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Have a good day guys!!

>>722417511
gr8b8m8.jpg

>>722406816
Just got dumped two weeks ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0

>>722424210
>Don't blame anyone but you for your misery.
>>722425138


Who of you two is right?
If I am the one responsible for my misery, then it's absolutely impossible to love that motherfucker for one single day.

>>722424210
>if she owns any places like bars, clubs, etc? tf?

hey whats up you own a business?
no?
ok well damn nice day we are having

>>722425750
gheiii.webm

>>722426585
>he doesn't own a business
>he doesn't sit at home while others do all the heavy lifting and he gets paid for it
>he doesn't want someone of equal caliber to talk shop over dinner and increase quarterly profits of each others business by 2.57%
Are you even trying?

>>722426585

I meant to write "knows"

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>>722426514
Both are kinda right, it's a catch 22.
In order to change yourself you need to feel you have agency, which means looking for the ways in which you influenced events to get to where you are now.
At the same time, you cannot blame yourself, as that leads ever deeper into misery, as you lose the drive and energy to change.
That's why people in such situations often go full retard, and join a "cult" (religious or secular/political), giving up their agency to some other entity, therby freeing themselves of the burden of thought.
The other, more difficult option imo is to go übermensch, become your own god, try and look at your primate instincts objectively, and rise above it.

Or so what I do, and hail Satan.

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I'm gonna isolate myself from any social media and most of my daily internet for today and play vidya
>if you're not exposed to other people every day is the same

>>722424009
Why did you take her back after she broke your heart?

>>722428769
>join a "cult"

Before that is going to happen I am going to free myself from the burden of thinking the old-fashioned way.

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>>722416361
I've tried, it doesn't work. It never works out for us.

>>722411845
lmao anon

>tfw lost my gf of 3 years on Valentine's day 2 years ago
>tfw it still hurts
>tfw haven't been able to find anyone that is willing to deal with me like she has

It hurts.

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>never gone out on valentines before
>have a date tonight
>feels good man

>>722429963
That wasn't really the "advice" part, more like a word of caution. But if you have nobody to pull you out (cult leader, priest, psychologist, w/e), the only god left for you to rely on is yourself i.e. Becoming the ubermensch, and believing in the you that believes in yourself (i could go on listing metaphors, but I think I'll go to sleep now)

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>>722430597
Congrats anon, make it count on behalf of all of us antisocial retards

>>722430631
Thanks for dealing with me man, have a good night.

hah fucking cucks cant get laid

>>722430304
Its actually been not bad despite 4 hours of walking around town even if i have to limp around cause i was recently in a wreck and have to wear a leg boot. Was going to hit the museum but it was closed so we just hit up nice shops in the "bohemian" side of town. Apparently walkings done cause we have to hit that movie and 2 hours might be JUST enough time to cut through traffic. Apparently theres more planned later but she's not telling either of us or both just like keeping secrets from me.

Guys seriously relationships aren't as good as you imagine them to be. I've kissed a girl it doesn't feel like anything you should try to be happy and content with yourself and not depend on someone else to bring you happiness.

>>722432052
Weren't kissing the right girl or you're dead inside.

Been trying to get over but she texted me earlier. Don't think I should I respond

>>722431210
>cucks
>people who have a wife/gf (that they like to watch getting fucked)
Not really the right word for the fags itt

>>722432144
Maybe I just don't believe in love. I am together with her because I think she can motivate me to achieve things I couldn't achieve on my own and become a better version of myself.

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>>722406816
Story of my fucking life
Never had a friend, not fucking once
Shitty parents just left me in front of a computer for the most part too
Concepts like love are entirely alien to me. all I know is bitterness and envy of a life I will never know

>>722433223
Did you ever get in trouble growing up? Do any drugs?

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>in love with someone at work for 4 years
>see them everyday
>agony
>have to hear about her valentines day with husband

what do? I want to kill myself

For me VD has never been about romantic crap, I don't celebrate it in any shape or form, never have, but a few friends have always called me up to wish a happy valentines and stuff and its been nice, hasn't happened in a few years tho.

Today I got just one call, I was driving home from work when my ex-wife calls and tells me my kids wanted to call and wish me a happy valentines day. Talked with the little guys for a bit and they wished me a happy vd and then they had to go.

Had to stop by the side of the road for a bit cos my eyes kept watering so damn bad. At least I'm not completely alone.

>>722433380
Nope and nope, not even alcohol or tobacco.
My life is as uninteresting as an empty desert.

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>>722408174
not gay if it's underway

>>722433641
Crazy. My parents were shitty. I just ran the streets, did a bunch of drugs and drank and slayed all the usual druggy whores in exchange for a high.

>>722406816
My girlfriend and i broke up yesterday morning

>>722433671
Had a roommate once that was in the Navy that told some pretty homo stories of being underway. guessing this is common?

>>722433723
I grew up out in the country, near a forest.
So there was that at least.

>>722433905
ahh. I would kill to have a life out in the country. My current life goal... buy some property out in bumfuck E. and settle down. Tired of the burbs and city

>>722434001
My biggest regret is moving into the city. Sure I got a decent job, but people here are awful, and its always bright and loud

>>722434223
I feel ya. I don't live in the city city but I have a 9-5 and everything that comes with that. I hate the people (hate people in general) and everything about this place

>>722433223
if i were you i'd go be a volunteer
it fucking changes your life

>>722433825
>navy
Literally every armed force we have does this but surprisingly national guard is entirely free of it and airforce its almost non-existant.
Marines, if you'd believe it, were THE worst. Like the squad would walk in on someone jacking and ALWAYS one of them would walk up and help while the others took their bunks or jacked off too.
Seriously, you'll hear stories in the army of tank units having the gunner just jacking off above someone and everybody makes a joke and goes about their business and thats that but someone sees martin walking to the latrine with a magazine and some random fuck head literally runs in after him.

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>>722434223
Dont worry friend.

You're gonna make it after allllllll

>>722433223
You have to make it happen. That's all I can say. Why wait?

>>722434888
trips checked.

idk man I was in an Infantry unit downrange and never saw any of this kinda shit. lmao. My roommate was airforce though and you could tell he was super uncomfortable when we played the penis showing game from that "Waiting" movie

I just feel trapped inside my head my thoughts are driving me crazy i try to keep myself busy or distracted but they just creep the moment im alone with myself...i just feel like there's something wrong or some piece is missing in my life and it almost drives me crazy....

>>722418426
This is a woman

>>722417972
it's not about the fucking vday, it's the essence of being desired or loved. When ur butt ugly like us, people forget you have feelings.,

>>722433800
sorry to hear that, even if it was her fault.

>>722435103
Depends. Were you deployed? Cause shit gets weird and boundaries get hazy when its sand and shit food for months.
Who can jack off the quickest gets the last bit of coffee.
Weird nighttime whispers about where fergus hid the magazine and how awesome page ten's tits are ans suddenly everyones like "right?!" "Oh yeah!" And some ass goes "came like 10 times this week to it!" "Is that all?" Etc. and i'm just sitting there blocking it and the sound of paulsons bunk shaking overhead.
Worse when you're stuck in a tank for 2 days and theres ZERO space or privacy with guys used to jacking it 3 times a day and once at night and finally someone cracks.
Seriously i absolutely hated it.
I don't even want to imagine what a war with russia would cause.

>>722435239
But i'm not. Suppose i'd be paying far less for drinks if i was. But no.