REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE THE

>>722403754
Okay, faggot

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totally

>>722403754
Can I have a trap instead?

>>722403754
Challenge accepted faggot

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All right, ill bite.

Yes!

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>>722403754

>>722403754
srsly?

Ok

>>722403754
We will see

>>722403754
meh

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Here we go boys!

>>722403754
What happend to the nose :(

>>722403754
Sure

Mhh. Why not.

>>722403754
hmm

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>>722403754
here is a (you)

>>722403754
i wish.

>>722403754
GIMMIE GIMMIE

>>722403754
I already have a gf but I guess that still technically means you're right

>>722403754
Reply

One for me plase

why not

>>722403754
I dont want t2

Pls

>>722403754
dont think so

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>>722403754
Best shot i ever had

Reply

be tru pls...

Fuck valentine

I have just over 2 hours left, fuck it

>>722403754
>YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE THE VALENTINE'S DAY IS OVER.
literally the worst day to find a girlfriend

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>>722403754
who hurt this qt

Its 2309 here in Aust. You've got less than an hour to make this happen.

reply

>>722403754
please anon don't troll us

>>722403754
yeehaw

Op you're a giant fag

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Are you sure OP

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WOW SURELY IT WILL WORK PLS????

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<3<3<#

>>722404202
Australia?

well....why not

it better work

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reply

Never gonna happen :(

>>722403754
God I hope so, I'll be dead by next V day

>>722403754
wow

15 minutes max until gf. I have my doubts but ok

>>722403754
bait

>>722403754
Better be right faggot

13 minutes left

>>722404463
yes

>>722404535
It's 7 in the morning faggot

Töte Mich. Might as well try

I better do

>>722403754
Fine, I'll bite

fuck the feds

>>722403754
I have one already, cunt

Sure

>>722403754
Yeah right

>>722403754
Replying.

Yes please

>>722403754
I fucking wish

I think I might have a shot with a girl I know :D

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Don't believe it
But i'll bite

Not risking it

I dont even remember when valentines day is

hehe yes please

Can I roll for my friend? He needs someone new.

Nice b8

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>mfw I magically get a girlfriend by posting in this thread

nah

>>722403754
would be fuckin great to have somone i couldn#t talk to

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>>722403754
this one?

what a load of crap, I'm not reply to ... oh wait

Not only Jesus does miracles

>>722404777
Femanon here. Talk to me, heavenly trip maker.

>>722403754
rolling

Good bait my mate I'd rate but I got a date

>>722403754
"desperet reply"

I'd rather have a cute twink boyfriend, but beggars can't be choosers.

>>722403754
Replied

I have to try at least

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>>722403754
>
sadbois

>>722403754
K

>>722403754
Desperatefag here I want some pussy i'm so bored of smoking weed constantly

>>722403754
1 qt gf pls

dds

yeah sure... fuck it, no hope

why not

Fuck it

Nothing to lose

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>>722403754
A Reply

12am on feb 15 in australia. still no gf. what the shit op?

>>722403754
i wish

No hope anyways

>>722403754
ok then

1 hour left here. Plz I'm lonely

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rolllin

>>722403754
no you wont.

No thanks

I'm laying in bed sick, so we'll see

>>722403754
ok

K

Fuck you, OP!

it can't hurt.

fags

>>722403754
asad

hope so

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>3d women

would be great

>>722403754
Please work

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>>722403754
Reply

Jason

>>722403754
I mean, I am a desperate faggot

>>722403754
Okay, sure, but will it be who I want? I want it to be my ex who I stopped going out with almost 3 years ago.

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This thread is bait, but YOLO

Please for the love of god be true just this one time...

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i want a smol gf

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gimme plz I beg you

>>722403754
Mufuka

Sure

>>722403754
Lies.

Finally!

>>722403754
I have a date this valentine's day, fuckers!

>>722403754
nicole pls come back my love

Just being hopeful

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>>722403754
pls.

Im desperate

>>722403754
AAH FUCK

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>>722403754
Dubs shall seal my fate. Kek wills it.

Well you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

i wish

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>>722406412
One last try...

>>722403754
I want this big tittied bitch right next to me

Well.....I have nothing better to do tonight so I'll bite. Rolling to get a younger GF.

Lies

pls halp

>>722403754
unlikely.

>>722403754
Please....

if only

im not even gonna reply because i already know im gonna fuck atleast ONE BITCH by tonight

wait

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https://youtu.be/qDOsxPxt3sc

fo sure

No I wont.

nothing to lose

>>722403754
Fuck it why not?

Alright, boyo.

I wish

Fuck it why not?

>>722403754
Why not

>>722403754
i sure wished so

wrywryw

lol ok.

How pathetic am I.

Why do I have the feeling that this shit is like a monkey paw, and it'll fucking stick you with a ham beast?

lul lets go ! !

please

>>722403820
Kek I've never read this one

Hoping for the best..

pls

Reply 4 gf

>>722403754
doubt it

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>>722403754

ill bite, why not ayy

>>722403754

witness me

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Ain't gonna be alone again

>>722403754
Maybe I wont have to go to >>>/x/ to summon a succubis tonight.

>>722403754
Please

>>722403754
K

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Would love to have sex at the very least.

meme

if only things like these ever worked

>>722403827
Same

>>722403754
Damn, before the day is over?!

>>722403827
Your dick is already covered in turds

Please

>>722403754
anything to hold out hope I wont die alone...

>>722403754
Give me girlfriend

>>722403754
I'm working in one hour till the end of the day, no chance for me :/

>>722403754

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>>722403754
Why the fuck not. If it actually works I'll reply to every single reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep.

oh boy oh boy

Worth a shot

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>>722403754
You have been visited by the autistic pedo NEET of /b/. Autism will come to you unless you comment "pedo" on the linked video. There are no immunities.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZInvrXRuA

Bullshit I will. The girl I was seeing pretty much dumped me the other day because she isn't over her past relationship. I did manage to talk her into taking a couple days to think things through, but I know better then to think that it's actually going to matter.

>>722403754

>>722403754
I call bullshit

>>722403754
If dubs, op speaks truth

posting

succ me of boi

K

>>722403754
what in the eff happened to her

k

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>>722403754
Noice

>>722403754
Who's she?

crossing my fingers, what's your mother's name OP?

>>722403754
I hope she's ok

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Why not

yea

f

please

>>722403754
I'm kinda skeptic about it; in august there was a thread according to which if rolled trips one would get laid in two months. I rolled trips and nothing happened.

Replying anyway...

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>>722403754

don't play with my feelings plox

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can it beeze tru

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>>722403754

>>722403754
give me pls

I got a date today, so sure fuck you OP.

I hope so, senpai

>>722403754
Pls

worth a shot

>>722403754
Prove it faggot

Oh sure.

I already have a girlfriend, but hey whatever.

Got nothing to lose.
Dont fail me now /b/

Might as well

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pl0x

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>>722403754

>>722403754
sure

u lyin'

>>722403754
i really do need one

>>722403754
i hope :)

>>722403754
Fuck it, why not

why not

>>722403754

>>722403754
help me pls!!!!! I'm dying inside

worth a shot
t. lonely as fuck

>>722403754
But why?

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>>722403754
Hope

Ok

Sounds legit gf get

Nigger

OP you are joking with this people!

You are a monster.

>>722403820
Read the whole thing while taking a shit. Best shit in a long ass time

>>722403754
HAHAHAHHAHA OPs mom will die if this isn't real.

i'm desperat at this point, so might as well try haha

>>722403754
Nothing to lose

>>722403754
thanks

>>722403754
Bullshit ... i am master of my own destiny !

Wew lad these replies

please loahd, me so lonely!

>>722403754
k

Alright, let's give this a go...

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>>722403754
Not gonna happen but I'm desperate

i aren't think that

>>722403754
bullshit u am the master of my own destiny :`(

test

>>722403754
shit nigga hook me up

>>722403754
I just broke up with a girl a week ago, it feels like I should let the corpse get cold.

>>722403754

Why not

K

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K

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Nothing's gonna happen

>>722403754
Sweet, dude.

>>722403754
One more?

YAAAAAAAAYY

Here goes nothing

>>722403754
I want some of that boy puss !!

>>722403754
feelsbadman

>>72240375
okay babe

>>722403754
I believe in keks magic.

>>722403754
ok

Faaaagggg

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>>722403754
My last hope

>>722403754
topkek

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>>722406553
you're welcome

>>722403754
here comes nothing

>>722403754

I'm broke or I'd just bar hop and take home a bitch

Testing

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>>722403754

do you mean i'll finally be able to punch someone and don't feel guilty about it? IM IN!

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>>722403754

Anything with a hole in it

>>722403754
Please, Alice. Be the one.

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Rt

>>722403754

>>722403754
Shiiet

>>722404463
Good

>>722403754
>>722403754
wishful thinking

>>722403754
cool

>>722403754
meh

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>>722403754

>>722403754
PLS

>>722403754
I'll try it.

I'm game

Pls

Skrrt skrrt

>>722403754
Mmmhmm

k

I'm pretty desperate so okay

>>722408601
oddly arousing

Only if

>>722410087
Are Black/brown holes ok?

>>722403754
I already have one. Make a thread where I get to fuck a bunch of low-dollar whores, please.

GIMME ONE NOW

God I need one

Please

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>>722403754
I hope she said yes

Pls

Not if I stay inside all day shitter.

>>722403754
k

Okay

sheeeit

okay