Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>722386840
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
and
>>722397409
Oh cool. I dont know this is like reusing a rag.
>>722397539
And do what? The car doesnt run and im not sure whats wrong. I dont like it here really either. Its where I am.
>>722397599
Go to bed Rea
>>722397458
I'd argue it's better than Florida
>>722397539
You be careful with that! A spoon is dangerous!
I should be asleep
Claiming best girl
Is today a good day to buy strong booze and drink it in one go?
>>722395375
>le elitism music
:^)
>>722397763
Define strong, and how you're gonna drink it.
>>722397685
Alright I'll leave it alone. What are some things you enjoy doing?
>>722397701
*licks the ice cream from the back of Chara's neck* Uuu
when will out waifus become real?
>>722397907
Up to ~40%, raw. If stronger, mixed with something. Probably 40-60%.
>>722397701
Florida is less cuck, therefore better.
>>722397539
Go take someone else's underwear.
>>722397599
go to bed then.
>>722397685
Yeah i guess i see what you mean.
>>722398073
Hey! That's for me to do, only!
>>722398145
But I'm a liberal, anon
>>722397716
Go to sleep then, silly.
>>722398123
40% is standard strength. Anything stronger is a mix, though my 58% is pretty good straight. Dont drink it all though. Youll regret it unless you pace it.
>>722398073
I like games my dog and reading. You?
>>722398174
Maybe just have a little spot of some you cant touch?
>>722398178
My political leanings are left, but I'm not a cuck.
>>722398195
Can't, lot of things on my mind
>>722398234
I don't believe I am a cuck.
>>722398178
O, hai Louise. Still wanna try CK2? Probably not today, but later? Don't really want to post my steam name here though.
>>722398214
Of course, i could stop if you wish.
>>722398304
I see, it sucks when that happens.
>>722398665
No I think its cute that you would like me so much just my clothing will make you happy
>>722398665
God damn it, meant for >>722398242
>>722398754
You're so cute when you make mistakes~
>>722398544
Mm, sure, sounds good to me!
>tfw Mako seems to have fallen asleep before semi-important valentines stuff.
>>722399116
Sorry, I would've called her to wake her up, but I don't have her number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOht-nD8qw
>>722398746
It's a little embarrassing when you put it like that... I should at least slow it down to maybe, one pair a month.
>>722398798
Oh please~. I don't know what's wrong with me tonight, forgetting pics, misquoting all over the place. I've posted better while i was drunk.
>>722399148
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth attempting to wake her up, or whether I should just let her sleep. On the one hand I think she'd hate to miss this, on the other hand she probably needs the sleep
>>722399203
Drunk is good, for most parts, I will drunk on my friday
>>722399203
Its only embarrassing if I catch you. I think you can take 4 a month
>>722398304
Libtards, like those in california, are cucksicus maximus.
>>722399116
Mako really isn't good for you. Just saying.
>>722399224
Well, if it were me, as much as I'd appreciate the sleep, I'd hate missing it much more than i'd hate being woken up.
>>722399397
Well, you're entitled to your opinion.
>>722399414
Who are you to tell someone you barely know if someone you barely know isn't good for them.
Still here
Those threads look fun, can i join?
>>722399448
It's not really an opinion, look at the political votings last election.
The blue states are where the large majority of the cuck liberals live, those who can't tolerate any differing opinion without screaming sexism, racism, or any other kind of -ism they see fit.
>>722399296
>I will drunk on my friday
Now who's being cute~.
>>722399358
What will you do if you catch me? Can i get the pair you're wearing now?
>>722398848
If we even get it to work. Wanna give your steam name or discord or something?
>>722399510
First tell me who you are.
>>722399414
Even if that was true, I'm sure she's far better for me than an idiot who spends their time pretending to be me and saying they'll take me away from my girlfriend.
>>722399448
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking...
>>722399510
I know right?
>>722399613
I'm always cute~
>>722399613
Im not sure but Id need to come up with some way to punish you. Of course. Ive only worn them around today
>>722399704
You're wrong about that. I'm far better for you than she is and you know it. If you were my girl I would never fall asleep on you. I bet she didn't even write you a goodnight msg.
Off to go get food, be back in probably two hours?
>>722399643
Splatune#4697
>>722399704
You have my blessing.
See you later~
>>722399841
She never needs to. We fall asleep talking to each other, not ever wanting to end the conversation a second before we have to.
>>722399850
It doesn't seem to work. I tried though.
>>722399651
Someone who knows both of them a lot better than you.
You have this malformed idea that a relationship should 100% cater to the opposite person.
>>722399713
This is true.
>>722399744
Well depending on the punishment, i just might want to get caught more often.
>>722399850
See ya.
>>722399937
You know that's not true. Even if I was sleep deprived I would still tell you how much I love you before my body gave up on me.
>>722399982
The grownups are talking, please go elsewhere.
>>722400057
Id be sure to make it something thats only fun for me
>>722400057
Okay now that I had my fill of Hanako, Ima sleep now~
Nighty night cutie~
>>722400141
>grownups
>acting like a child who's upset someone else has something he doesn't.
how sad
>>722400141
Then you're a fool that doesn't understand me at all. Do you think I'm the kind of person that would want the person I love to push themselves that hard? If anything, I hope Mako gets some good rest because honestly she probably needs it. Sacrificing your health for love, or expecting someone else to do the same, is a childish ideal.
>>722400263
>>722400141
>Grownups
>Claiming a 2d girl that will never exist as your waifu
Guys, come on, you can't be this retarded.
>>722400238
Hmm then i'll just be extra sneaky~. Of course, i'll let you catch me every now and then though. At least now i don't have to find a way to sneak the pair you're wearing off.
>>722400261
Goodnight~.
>>722400263
You still haven't told me who you were. Either tell me who YOU are or get lost.
Get lost off the edge of a cliff or something.
>>722400438
I wouldn't want you to do the same for the fact that I love you. I just want you to know how much you mean to me every time we say good bye.
>>722400444
But I'm claiming Anya's claimer.
>>722400451
You just want to be in trouble then? Of course im sure they will be your favorite pair
>>722400522
I'm just a poster who knows Anya and Makoto better than you ever will.
Must feel bad, huh?
>>722400522
You want me to keep calling you an idiot, or can I step past that part? Mako doesn't need to tell me how much she loves me for me to know, and yet she still does so more than enough.
Our feelings are in every word, and every action. In every second we spend together. In the parts of us that have changed because of the other, and in the things we share. If you think that forcing yourself to stay awake just to tell me you love me is something that would make a difference there then you're horribly, horribly wrong.
>>722400575
No, i just want to let you have your fun sometimes~. If you let me take them off you myself, they will be.
>>722400522
And you're still retarded.
>>722400690
Give me a name.
>>722400746
I'm sorry but you can twist it to which ever way you want and you will still be 100% wrong. I love you more than Mako ever will.
Ever.
I'm going to work, good day.
>>722400821
You're thinking of your mother.
>>722400762
Dont worry ill come up with something. I was giving them to you anyways so yeah come take them off
>>722400878
I have no mother.
>>722400878
What sort of name would I have? I post yohane.
What a sad pathetic meme
i love Anya more than mako and Anya's stalker combine!
>>722400895
Would you mind if i took them off...with my mouth?
>>722400878
Even if you love me more, I don't love you and I never will. Someone who doesn't even attempt to understand me or what I want could never have my love. And in fact, every time you try to prove differently you just make me realise how much I love Mako a little more.
>>722401027
Sure you do.
>>722401027
Good morning
>>722401052
I would prefer it. Especially if you stuck around down there after you got them off
>>722401027
I love shielder more than shielder loves anya's stalker
>>722401082
i will tie you up in my basement and take good care of you~
>>722401095
it's the middle of the night!
https://youtu.be/66seXrzECmA
I See Seaweed is a pretty nifty record. I was reluctant of checking out their recent material, but that changed pretty quickly.
>>722401137
Don't start this.
>>722401148
For a start, I'm usually the one to do the tying up. And I'd prefer to do it to Mako.
>>722401137
have you ever loved someone so much you chopped your hair up and put inside the food they ate?
>>722401148
I figure you slept
>>722401095
Oh you know i will, how could i resist while being so close.
>>722401222
Why not? It's valentines day.
>>722401239
Only with Papa Franku, but I'm always willing to love someone more.
I'd slurp maple syrup from your belly button.
>>722401288
Don't remind me.
>>722401222
that's cute you think you can dominate me~
>>722401245
the wolves howl all night during the full moon
>>722401288
as long as your tongue isn't cold....
>>722401346
No, I don't. I think that I can dominate Mako and that's all that matters.
>>722401346
..did you draw anything yet?
>>722401346
Probably hard to sleep that night
>>722401379
mako is child's play
>>722401323
I'll send you a dank meme, sorry.
>>722401346
I'll whisper memes into your ear while running my hands down your thighs.
>>722401457
-.-
>>722401478
oh yeah they're very loud
i know they want to eat me
>>722401514
..f-funny memes?
>>722401576
Well I'm known for being a.... meme master.
>>722401494
Yet she's the only thing that matters
>>722401514
>mfw Mako didn't wake up
This waifu is now taken. CLODS!
>>722401620
Oh jesus, did she get you to watch Initial D?
You're done m8
>>722401616
i bet i could make funnier memes than u
>>722401620
dump the zero
...
...
...
...
and get with the hero
>>722401576
>
http://imgur.com/hcJCGd2
>>722401724
She has not yet. I did suggest that we watch something together at some point though, so maybe I will.
Honestly I just saw that on tumblr and saved it in anticipation of this happening, because she'd been up a while and I wanted to meme on her when it happened.
>>722401733
Nah.
>>722401478
Alright Tomoko, i'm gonna get some sleep now. Talk to you tomorrow,k.
>>722401851
that's pretty, i like it
>>722401865
im only kidding, i only have eyes for Mako~
>>722402037
finally now i can have tomoko all to myself
Happy Valentine's Day homos
>>722401576
Im sure lots of people want to eat you
>>722402037
Goodnight hanako. sleep well
>>722402101
hi alice~
>>722402059
Why this?
>>722402101
You're a homo.
>>722402106
do you want to eat me?
>>722402149
i will become you and take mako~
>
Goodnight everyone.
>>722402084
I've got my eye on you.
>>722402106
Goodnight Tomoko.
>>722401733
I highly doubt this.
>>722401865
You should, she'd probably enjoy that and you might too!
>>722402101
I'm not gay, I swear.
Happy avelintes day though
>>722402204
I don't think you can just grow 10 feet taller.
>>722402230
hi best loli vampire girl.
>>722402204
BUT WHAT IF I BECOME YOU FIRST?
>>722402204
Well no I want you to bite me first
>>722402059
It's a shit and isn't even cleaned up.
http://imgur.com/a/TmRNO
>>722402101
Happy valentine's day to you too.
>>722402301
Yep! It was honestly a plan I had, but I don't know if she'd prefer to watch it together in real life.
>>722402127
Hi
>>722402149
Only a little bit yo
>>722402301
That's irrelevant!
And thank you ^^
>>722402302
Rekt
>>722402381
Thank you
>goodnight again!
>>722402240
you'll have to sleep sometime, goodnight~
>>722402301
my memes put Reddit to shame.
also going back to bed -.-
>>722402302
you're going to stretch out my armor!
>>722402304
hamakaze might be very upset if i did that
>>722402381
its good! I really like it, i'm saving them too~
>>722402425
im not a narcissist, please don't call me that again, goodnight.
>>722402550
Your turn!
>>722402550
>gets my attention
>just to say not a narcissist
?????
You aren't helping your case
-claims Ika and leaves gluten free Valentine's Day treats on the counter for her- <3 <3 <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIhD7xUwjFE
>>722402938
Who's Ika?
>>722403056
-is nice person who should stop lurking- v.v <3
>>722403056
You don't want to know.
-squeaks and wraps up in his blanket while looking out the window, hoping Ika will show up soon-
>>722403056
A sociopath.
-squeaks- v.v
>>722401137
>>722401027
>>722401082
>-claims all of you-
>>722404699
They're not going show up.
>>722397631
Where is this from?
>>722399116
From which children's cartoon is this one from
>>722402301
Also, >denying being gay
Faggot.
>>722402425
Seems like a lot to me.
>>722402550
It's your fault!
>>722402938
Why the fuck gluten free?
>>722405353
I'm unclaimable.
>>722405536
That's a bote. Or, well, an abyssal.
>>722405598
Idolmaster Cinderella Girls.
>>722405644
Ika was supposed to be gluten intolerant, the anon. Well, I claim the concept of claiming claimers, no one else can try to claim you.
>>722404699
Ika said she didn't have internet where she was going, no? Dummy.
I HAD FUCKED UP NOW
claimed
>>722405903
I think Mako claimed me far before then.
>>722405950
When don't you fuck up? Constant disappointment here.
>>722406005
Have we always had a Riko claimer or are you fairly new?
>>722406066
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>722405903
-is hurt you would call him a dummy- v.v
>>722405950
We are all fuck ups.
>>722405644
What makes you say that?
>>722406066
i left /b/ a few years ago, just started coming back while im moving house and have time to kill.
>>722406126
You know I love you really. That was a fantastic fuckup though. "Of course! I wouldn't dare miss this!" she says, only half a day before passing out and sleeping through it.
>>722406214
Because we're all huge faggots here.
>>722406224
Ah, right. Well nice to meet you! Riko isn't my favourite of Aqours, but she's pretty nice.
>>722406319
Maybe I'm not a huge faggot though
>not a word out of you Makoto
>>722406212
True. Also, I am not a nerd!
>>722406319
I love you too!
And to be fair, I said I wouldn't be out driving through it!
>>722406393
>I'm not a huge faggot though
>not a word out of you Makoto
Fckr
>>722406393
Seems like you are.
>>722406404
Are you sure about that?
>>722406457
You trimmed out the "maybe" baka
>>722406404
Huge fukken dork is what you are~
-goes to bed dreaming of playing megaman games with Ika-
>>722406524
You have no proof
Also, what shard or whatever do you two play ff on? Not for today, but I got a free week
>>722406581
This bully tbh
>>722406613
Good night
Anyone here believe in God?
>>722406524
>
>>722406536
Yes, and?
>>722406581
Such rood, much wrong, wow!
>>722406814
Yes
>>722406843
Well he saved my sorry ass tonight
>>722406669
We play on Hyperion. It's a shame people on free trials can't be sent stuff, or you could attend mine and Mako's faggotry.
>>722406874
It's fine, it's fine, I'm just bullying. Plus, it'll be nice to do it on a day that's special to just us instead, I think.
>>722406883
>>722406874
That's a very important part of the whole statement!
>>722406921
(X) Doubt
>>722406963
I own the game, I just got a free pass from a guild member
>>722407035
Oh, right, then make a character on Hyperion at some point and we'll have to send you an invitation! Maybe.
>>722406874
The best part is you can't bully me back, I'm such a loser there is nothing you can use against me.... ;w;
>>722407095
Like I said, not today. I don't want to get in the way of anything
I have always wondered about atheists. I guess I use to be one. Never really understood it. It's a strange idea really
>>722407139
Only as strange as believing in a deity
>>722407168
Oh come now. You really believe there is nothing?
I return, just in time to say good night!
See you all tomorrow
oh, and
>>722406404
>I am not a nerd
kek'd
>>722407214
Why would I believe that there is something?
Holo
>>722407132
Nah, next Tuesday(because Mako was a dumb and slept through it today) we're having one of those ceremony things in FF14. So I mean if Mako is fine with it you could always come along.
>>722397631
pedos
>>722406874
That file name
>>722406963
<3
>>722407035
Pls, you're a turbo fag and you know it.
>>722407126
RIP
>>722407226
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>>722407268
Ah, my pass well be expired by then anyway.
>>722407312
REEEEEEEE
You're a bigger fag than I am
>>722407126
>I'm such a looser
Someone who picked Nep has at least one thing and that is good taste
>>722406814
yes