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Senior Prank thread?
>senior year
>spent most of high school being a normie
>browse /b/, drink a few beers and get shitfaced sometimes, but that's it
>final semester rolls around, other seniors start talking about plans for EPIC PRANX, BRO
>class president is some mormon bitch who wants to ruin everything
>"haha, yeah doing <insert anything vaguely funny here> would be awesome! Oh... but what about the principal? :/ yeahhhh, maybe something else..."
>class pres doesn't get fuckin executive power on that shit
>fuckin unconstitutional
>class pres sets a date to discuss our senior trip and prank
>unfunny betas and religious kids decide on ordering the principal a space heater, because he...said he was cold in the winter?
>after spending three straight hours spasming with uncontrollable laughter at the unprecedented wit of my classmates, I decide to do my own prank
>live in suburb with lots of small parks and trees, squirrels up the ass
>start buying 2-for-$1 packs of peanuts at lunch, feed the squirrels
>eventually they trust me enough to not spaz when I move near them
>all I need
>classes go on, principal knows all about the
>""""""""""prank""""""""""
>the pre-determined week for this prank rolls around
>see class pres ordering the space heater online, make small talk
>get an idea of how big the box will be
>go home, order a microwave about the same size as space heater so I can use the Amazon logo-riddled box
>need that shit for college anyway
>get next-day shipping to get Amazon box asap
cont.
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sigh...continue pls. i was stupid enough to read and now i want to know how dumb this ending will be
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>>722394713
Sounds epic, anon!
Waiting for the payoff.
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>>722394839
omg totes epic!1!!1!one!11! xD
can't wait for ending haha
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I don't even want to read the conclusion of this. I will because there's nothing else going on, but I'm not going to be happy about it.
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>>722395043
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>>722394713
We threw a mattress into the pool. It took a crane to get it out.
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>>722394713
Bump for inspiration
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Hurry up fag and post the shit ending
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>>722395093
Pretty sure we threw a mattress into the crane and it took a school to get it out
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ugh, pretype shit
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>>722394713
>spend lunches feeding squirrels even more nuts than usual
>start putting the nuts in the Amazon box so they eat from it
>a week passes, squirrels start walking right into the box as I put it down
>the squirrels slowly adopt my box as a cardboard bosom of life
>two weeks pass, time to get that ol' principal with our EPIC PRANK
>go to lunch with 20 packs of cheap peanuts and Amazon box
>all of 12 squirrels flock to me as their salty nut-bearing benevolent god
>turn box on bottom and empty peanut packs
>squirrels literally shitting themselves with joy
>shut box as quickly as possible, seal it with Scotch tape for time being, gently poke a few holes in side of box that I plan on putting on the ground
>wait til next day
>class pres delivers space heater to principal's door before school starts
>follow her into building and hide in bathroom with rodent package
>see that box is wet and dripping
>fucking blood forming a puddle on the bathroom floor
>momsspaghetti.jpg
>wait for pres to fuck off, switch the boxes
>steal space heater from box, hide it under pres' car
>principal bursts into homeroom screaming about 12 dead squirrels left outside his office
>mfw
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this shit better work anon
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>by the time the30th squirrel is packed into the box they are going crazy
>drop the box off in his office when other fags are "secretly" sneaking in the "box heater".
>duck out before they are finished
>pat myself on the back
>next day at school shit is all fucked up
>those fags turned on the space heater
>all the squirrels died - most of them apparently clawing the shit out of each other torn up
>apparently they have been cooking next to space heater all night
>entire office area smells like death
>how fucked am i?
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LE EPIC WIN PRANK XD
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>>722395171
Poor squirrels
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>>722395093
came to make sure this was here. also take three shits on the floor and label them 1, 3, and 4.
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>>722395288
Fuck off Luis
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>>722395300
haha, you'll need a crane to get them out
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>>722395158
Really? We pooled a mattress into a school of cranes
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No pics of aftermath???
>I CALL BS
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>>722394832
Cant agree more
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