There is a smorgasbord of horny bitches at the Ugly Bitch wedding,

>>722390608
either way gettin lit

Kill it with fire! Is the bride some kind of inbred monster from the trailer park?

>>722390608
Probably wouldn't have to be completely wasted to fuck the one on the far right..

>>722390608
Been there, done that. When I was in my early 20s, I hit hard times and moved in with my dad. I was back to needing to do family obligations. I was dragged to a wedding. A guest (an ugly chick) and I became drinking buddies. We both yammered on about how idiots get married and most guests at weddings are there due to a sense of obligation. We got blackout drunk. Hazy memories of near-blackout drunk sex. Kicker, we find out we are cousins. Shit is now complicated and it's been years.

What the fuck kind of choice is that. Can I just NOT go.

>>722392563
Kek. Holy shit for revelations my man. That sucks HARD.

>>722392248
Pretty sure Right 1 and Right 2 are twins

>>722392990
Looks that way... far right looks a bit more crazy and I love me some crazy...

>>722392990
DID SOMEONE SAY THREE WAY!!!!

>>722392563
Shit dude. Where u from?

>>722392902
Moral of the story, even if the wedding is for a couple that are friends of the family, make sure you know if the person you are chatting up is a relative or not... even if you don't intend on fucking them because booze can change your mind.

>>722393223
At the time, PA. I moved a lot.

>>722390696
Faggot

>>722393304
Don't blame you really

>>722392990
Holy shit. Really???

>>722392689
Yes

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Mmmmm. Fuck me in a driveway. You could do worse.

>>722393425
Kek

>>722390608
Are the 2 on the right twins or am I just high af

>>722393395
Thanks