You're just chillin at the bonfire and this guy walks up

Tell him to get a real sword and tell him to get out of a one sided relationship with a false God because we all know the only one to praise is The Sun. Then kick his ass.

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>>722387383
Add him to 7 different steam groups named variations of "git gud"

>>722387383
Kick him of the ledge, restart game, profit

Slap the firekeeper too

Kick off ledge
Reload game
Equip FAP Ring
Remove and break FAP Ring
Rekt
Disrespekt

>>722387711
Fap it up with that sexy new ring after.

>>722387383
Take that black eye orb and fuck up all of anor londo. Slay snorlax and pikachu, and kill that fucker's ass to rescue the best girl, firekeeper.

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DEUS VULT HIS ASS WITH MY NEW ARMOR I GOT YESTERDAY

>>722387999
Holy fuck trips of truth