lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where

>>722386178
I've never been to a party where some drunk chick is left alone
There's always at least one friend of hers taking care of her or taking her home

>>722386935
it happens

>>722386178
>be ~18 y/o at lady friends 18th b-day party
>more girls than guys
>play pool
>smoke a blunt outside
>move on to captain dickhead up stairs
>whitegirlswasted.jpeg
>2 hours later, majority of group goes outside for cancer sticks
>hottest girl at party is passed tf out on sofa
>my friend and I try checking on her
>incoherent moaning
>rolls over and shirt comes halfway off
>*poke* right in the tit
>no response
>lockthedoor.exe
>immediately take off her bra and start flicking/sucking on her perky, hard niples
>moaning
>omg shes enjoying it
>start to slide hand down thong
>friend is furiously beating off
>door knob twists
>soul leaves body
>throw a blanket over her and blame door being locked on whoever left

>Walking home greek row at my university
>see girl at a front yard party that is dieing down
>stop and chat
>she is fucked up and i grab her by her arm
>say lets go to my house
>my house was like a block away
>she follows but kinda pulls back
>still follows
>bring her into a back bedroom that is empty
> drop her on the floor and she just passes out
>go do something else I forget what
>an hour later I'm horny
>go back in room girl is passed out on floor
>start pulling her pants off
>she is really out of it but says nooooo
>tries to push me away
>I get them off and then start
>Missionary her on the cold hard carpet
>she is no and stop for like a little bit
>she finally starts moaning
>get hella turned on
>I bust a fat load inside of her no condemn
>get up and walk out leaving the poor college girl

>>722387251
Well. She is prego

>>722386178
>Be 19
>Host party
>Invite everyone
>Red head shows up with epic tits and ass butter face though
>Stuck up bitch who says she won't fuck me cuz she likes being the dom
>Don't care because there's plenty of options for any guy at the party
>Party goes til 5am
>Starts winding down and most chill people left
>Head to the basement/man cave to sleep
>Stuck up bitch in my recliner
>Passed out in short shorts
>Stroke her thigh a bit
>Moans a little
>Keep going
>Starts breathing heavy after switching to both hands on either thigh
>Pull her shorts down, she slides down the chair
>No panties
>Hard as diamonds before but throbbing now
>Slide in cuz she's fucking dripping
>Pound that puss like it owes me money
>Cum buckets insider her
>Pull her off my chair
>Take her outside and lay her over a tipped over rain barrel
>Ass up
>Go to sleep in my chair
>Wake up the next day she's where I left her and all kinds of shit in permanent marker written all over
>Asshole looks a bit gaped and angry
>Pussy looks like a smashed cherry cheese cake
>Look around quick
>Nobody around
>Toss her off my property onto the side of the road
>Watch from kitchen window as she gets up about an hour later, pulls up short shorts, vomits, calls somebody on her cell phone and leaves
>Months later I hear about how she had an abortion and has no idea who the father could have been

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>>722388467
that is hot

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>>722387184
>>722387532
>>722388467

Niggers, the lot of ya

>be 20
>supplementing alcohol to a graduation party with a ton of people I don't know, but I have booze so I'm cool
>2am, exploring the second floor looking for shit to steal
>find what is obviously a guest room
>10/10 cutey is passed out on the covers and has made herself at home.
>bitch is charging her phone with the hosts electricity, what a cunt.
>flip up her skirt and start touching puss, no reaction
>grope breasts, no reaction
>climb on top of her with my dick out. I start pulling down her panties when she start waking
> bitch immediately starts fighting me, she's drunk and uncoordinated so I punch her hard in the breast once and she nearly yelps
>punch it a few more times until I think she understands.
>start touching some more to explore reactions
>bitch starts looking off to the side and tries to hide her face.
>grab her face and give her a nice consensual kiss
> she's not looking away now
>fuck her for maybe 4 or 5 minutes before I blow a load in her, wipe my cock on her skirt until it's done leaking
>bitch rolls over and hides her face again, curling into a ball. I grab her phone and charger and gtfo.

I just tossed the phone out the window on my way home after smashing it a few times. Still have the charger though. Last I heard of the bitch is she deleted Facebook.

>>722386597

jeez

>>722389883
Yeah. Sure.

>met up with gf and her sister (simone) at party
>gf had been drinking shots without eating first
>gets real drunk and we take her home
>gf passes out while throwing up in the bathroom, gets vomit all over her.
>gf's sister helps me shower her, she doesn't want her dress getting wet so we all get naked
>get boner while watching my gf get washed by her naked sister
>Simone bites her bottom lip and rubs my dick in the shower
>more touching as we dry off
>carry passed out naked gf to bedroom
>gf's sister and I fuck while my gf is naked next to us
>I rub my gf's pussy while her Simone rides my cock
>simone makes me come all over her passed out sister
>she licks my come up off her sister, sucking on her tits and licking her pussy
>hottest thing I've ever seen.
>simone puts on some of her sisters spare pyjamas and kisses me before leaving to sleep on the couch
>gf wakes up in the morning with no memory of how she got home
>Simone and I regularly mess around to this day, she tells me her biggest fantasy is to have her sister eat my come out of her pussy.

>be college student 2nd year
>finally start feeling comfortable with myself and chill with friends a lot
>hey anon! we should hit up this party this weekend....
>*shrugs* why not. this will be my first college party
>go to party... music blasting. people drinking with their red cups and talking with each other
>wtf do i do? my friends disappear into the party and i am alone with strangers everywhere.
>#fml i go to the couch and sitdown and watch everything like a show
>guys acting like douchebags and girls acting like sluts... my inner white knight is disgusted with all this
>a girl out of no where drops onto the couch..... and looks dazed.
>are you ok? my inner white knight is out and i have to protect her....its my duty...
>guys pass by and see her as prey and as her white knight i protect her and say shes with me... they back off..
>she mumbles random stuff. i try to converse with her but shes drunk as fuck
>as the white knight that i am.. let me tuck this queen in a bed so she can rest and not have to worry about these douchebags!
>i put her arm around me and take her to a empty room... its dark and quiet inside...
>i lay her down onto the bed... sleep well my sweet princess....as she's laying there.... with just me in that room... the dark knight comes out
>i touch her chest lightly.... to see if she will notice.... nothing happens... as she mumbles.... i touch it again harder....then cup her breasts in my hands...
>brain says...should i be doing this?? my dick say fuck yes!!
>i lift her shirt up and see her chest......
continue?

>>722392484
go on

>>722392484
No fake

>>722392484
>lifting her shirt up, i stare at her chest.... my brain turns quiet..... dick is full rage mode...
>let me just suck on them real quick.... that's not even that bad or anything really....
>i gently suck on one of them.... i hear her moan a little.... that's it baby.... your knight is here for you....which knight though...
>i never sucked titties before....full virgin before any of this... i might never be with another girl in my life again....i suck on the other and start to kiss her chest and stomach...
>let me just see how her pussy looks like....
>i just wanna see.... i unbutton her and unzip her.... i tug down...and pull down those panties...
>well there it is...her pussy......ummm... let me taste it real quick....
>i lick up and down and feel with my tongue shes wet... i can taste her its a light taste of something i cant even describe..... the taste of pussy...
>i keep my eyes on her for any sign of anything.... she lays back with her eyes closed...
>i lock the door... i wonder how will my dick feel inside a pussy....
>i dont have a condom... just a few dips in.... and thats it.... promise!
>i undo my pants and pull it down....
>i push my dick inside her pussy.... i thought it would just go right in....
>fuck i am nervous and not fully hard..... i am semi hard and its hard to push in.... wtf!!
>i pull down and jerk.... and think of the nastiest porn i ever seen to get hard.... i get hard and say ok now i am ready....
continue?

>>722394190
I said stop, im not even reading that shit

>>722394190
Stop using so damn many ellipses you faggot. This looks more like fucking morse code.

>>722394190
>The Dark Knight Rises but Can't Keep It Up

>>722394190
how does the story end? did you get aids?

>>722394190
continue?

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>>722394892
More

>>722394763
10/10 sir

experiment

testing banned status

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>>722395241

bump i want more

>>722394190
this did not happen lol

>be big boy
>girl gets too drunk
>yessss
>she moans
>I just touched a vagina
>start to tattoo a picture of her on my arm
>I am big boy score 1 drunk girl 0

>>722395305
looks like an 8 year old boy wearing a wig

>>722394992

what is wrong with his arm?

>>722395708
left handed and fapped too much

all this storytellers are dreamers or rapist!!!

i think all the dreamer and rapist have no gf because there are antisocial

>>722386178
i have a story too..but not the perv. way

>me,20
>have driver license maybe 3 weeks
>every length longer then my car im driving
>late night driving
>kavinsky-nightcall.mp3
>driving trough some streets away from main streets
>see 2 girls walking home
>stop&ask if they need a ride home.
>they live 5 km away from my village
>first bring the less drunk girl home
>she asks " do u gonna bring her save home?" -"sure, what should i do..?"
>cant wait be alone with her
>all the way she was talking non sense, giggling and ask bullshit
>drive in some small street with end
>go on the backseat to her
>she sleeps
>start touching her
>she with closed eyes and voice like s little girl:"please daddy. dont do that!i dont like this game"
>feel like shit. go back to driver seat. drive her home.


on the way she starts crying in sleep. i took her out of the car and ring her bell few times..let her at the door..

from that situation i never wanted to fuck a passed out girl..

Kinda relevant, I'll share anyway.

>call into ex gf's, still got some stuff in boxes there, n she's usually got weed n not that bad a chick.
>becoming junkie tho, hence the ex part.
>said she wasnt high, junkies are annoying as fuck to hang with
>A little high when I get there, but tolerable.
>catch up some, put on new movie (awesome movie collection)
>has a shot
>give her some grief
>turns into a row. Smack makes her very self-righteous.
>says she needs a Xanax to calm down. 2 bars.
>then another shot
>out like a light.
>10 min later fustrated n bored of movie.
>start playin with her tits, don't wanna fuck her, but tits are always nice, and no stds
>Cute face, nice enough tits, especially when pulled out thru crop Top.
>Beat some meat, cum gallons over tits, face n hair
>put the girls away, resume watching movie
>stirs when I sit down slurs "whassgoinon?"
>nothing, go back to sleep
>wipes cum thru her hair, goes back to sleep
>finish movie, collect my shit, leave
>cum still on her face