Happy Valentines Day /b/? How many of you are gonna kill yourself

stream it atleast.

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i've got better things to do like not obsess over the little things. good luck op

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Meh, I have some good books to read instead.

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Met a cute Asian chick a few weeks back, we've been chatting on FB every day since. I'm gonna ask her if she's doing anything for Valentine's (i.e. if she has a BF). If she's taken I'll probably seppuku for her even though she's not a Jap.
Will be sure to livestream and link it here.

>>722381174
Is it really worth it my dude? Just enjoy Valentine's Day by catfishing people.

>>722381174
Nah, I'll be too busy cheating on my gf :)

>>722381788
Wow, what a dick. Also checked.

>>722381831
And I don't even feel guilty

>>722381174

Gonna go to work, bust my ass for 8 hours, come home, fuck my wife and then go to bed.

So, chances are I'm not gonna kill myself.

>>722381174
Nah, I think I'm good, maybe later sorry /b/ro.

Plz don't kill yourself, At least shoot up at school or something... Go out with a bang!

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>>722381174

I ain't killing myself but if anyone wants to don't be a little bitch and just end it, why not doing something fun like rob a bank and suicide by cop. If you're a nigger they'll throw you a pariot (parade/riot)

>>722381174
cant wait to spend the day filling the void my ex has left by talking to more ugly girls on tinder and then ignoring them as soon as they ask to meet up. considering suicide today, but probably not, because valentine's day suicides always seem more pathetic.

If I kill myself it's gonna be suicide by self induced bukkaki.

>>722381174
Can't OP taking out my B to a restaurant

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2auHkP-iJ9E

Not sure anon... ex gf just sent me some depressing shit on how i'm worthless... really considering becoming an hero today before work.

>>722382985
Fuck that shit be the best damn robot you can be! Fuck everyone else.

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>>722381174
Listen dude, I don't believe in birthdays, christmas, valentine's day, it's all consumerism bullshit you know?

I'm had my fair share of gfs. It's really not that bad. If you're happy in your life, a girl is secondary worry. Change your situation, work out, do something. Pick up a hobby

This is to all of you

I will be your valentine anon

Have a good day

Pic related. Your valentine

>>722382985
So why are you worthless, Anon? Let's hear it.

>>722383474
<3 Thanks bb

Best day of the year for milf-hunting. So many lonely 30+ chicks drinking in hotel bars on Valentines Day. Get out there.

>>722382985
Got the same shit from my last two girlfriends, you'll be fine stop being a pussy and be the asshole, feelsgoodman.

>>722383597
Told her i didn't love her.
Can't really be in a relationship if you don't love, i did liked her, but wasn't really "love", it would've been pointless to continue knowing she's the only one in love...

>>722383474
He's even shaped like a heart

>>722381174
To much porn to watch.

Nah, getting laid after a date with some bitch. Trimmed my ball hair and everything.