This is probably the weirdest request I've ever made but

Interested

>>722370313
Time stamp op

>>722370313
Lol, this looks promising. Where are you?

Fuck I'm game. What do you look like?

Making a time stamp right now

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>>722370313
Timestamp, tits and/or cock, and location right now. Otherwise fuck off.

>>722370313
Need general location as well before I commit

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Ignore the tears and fucked up face

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>>722371526
This. We need location, i really could use a slave and have room.

I'm about 3-4 hrs away from Dallas

>>722371772
Alright, now we're getting somewhere. Tell us where you're at, hun.

Im about an hour out of DC

>>722371772
Requesting pussy shot with timestamp and "save me zack" written

>>722371772
catching the redeye now

>>722371772
show pussy, i dont want to waste my time on a roastie

>>722371772
Well I would, wanna go to Scandinavia?

>>722371772
youre the type of girl that gets thrown across a living room and split open

>>722371772
>no tits
>no "tears and fucked up face"

nice bait, twinkie boy

>>722371987
I'm down

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>>722371772
If you can get a ride to Argieland, i can fix you a room and food till you get a job.

Also could use a pic with "Ferni" in the time stamp

>>722371914
>>722371872
which one is op?

>>722372195
Op here. Im by Dallas

>>722372149
that is indeed a pussy my friends

never stick your dick in crazy, boys

come to Canada and I'll provide you a new life, job, and a place to live. Toronto is nice.

>>722372149
Show and or lick your armpits.
You need money or something?

>>722371772
I'm in south MD. Where you at?

>>722372149
what is your primary function.

>>722372149
You do need to tell us a general area you're from. Also bumping for the "save me zack"

>>722372225
Austin here. I can put you up in a motel or some shit. But it's gonna cost you.

>>722372149
This is a hot body. 10/10. Would take away but I live nowhere near you.

Write "Jagex's biggest mistake was pushing RS3 over OSRS" on your tits and we can talk

>>722372149
I'm in south MD. Where you at OP?

>>722372371
...your fucking life

>>722372371
Yes her life. You rapist.

>>722372445
lmao

>>722372019
Got cash for the flight? Might be tough with the visa though.

if a male did this shit on /b/, do you think anons would be just as intrigued?

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>>722372445
mah fucking nigga

>>722370313
I'll buy you a plane ticket to Seattle. 6' 0", 195 lbs. 1k club. I live in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house on Bainbridge island. Don't touch my gym, car, or dog, and we're good. You wont have to have sex with me unless you want to. Somebody helped me out a few years ago, so I figure I'm just paying it forward.

>>722372149
You want to come to Canada?

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I am monitoring this thread

>>722372592
no cause we ain't faggets

>>722372592
fuck no what kind of question is that?

>>722372612
I'm willing to do that. Do you have some way I can contact you?

>>722372620
Are they actually fucking serious my brother?

>>722372492
kek

>>722372682
No fuck that nigga come live with me in Boston

>>722372612
lol "You don't have to have sex with me unless you want too"

>White knight faggot alert

DON'T ASK PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND FIND HAPPINESS IN A LESS SEXUAL WAY. JESUS CHRIST, ADULTS THESE DAYS.

>>722372149
>holding dick behind him.

its a trap!

>>722372730
I need some way to get in touch though

Come down to Oklahoma!
Fishing is great as fucking hell, I'll tell you that.

Hey what is your twitter name OP?

>>722372747
this

>>722372682
You gonn get raped and chained up in a basement, guuuurl.

>>722372692
I cant tell hence the monitoring and not participating in jerking off while trying to convince the girl to come to my house so I can kill/rape/whatever her

>>722372730
Ayyy Mass here too. I'll split the costs if you share

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>>722372147
Sorry almost forgot. Here's the pic and time stamp

>>722372817
damn bro, im 25 and a welder, I love fishing. I've been looking for a place to make my forever home.

>>722372861
Okay brother, keep it easy.

>>722372868
can you post another pic

>>722372841
basically. no one is that nice

>>722372907
Come to montreal

Post a proper pic of pussy
Like an actual view of the whole thing, not just the front.

>>722372907
Inb4 Amber alert

>>722372907
Lol, thats fucking awesome

>>722372973
I can't afford a plane ticket though

Pussy shot pls, bet "shes" a trap

>>722372907
>Femi
Ferni,its Ferni

>>722372746
I'm bisexual and I have a boyfriend. Semi-open relationship. /shrug.
>>722372682
Can you get to Dallas? What class do you want to sit in? Trying to figure out how much I'm going to need.

>>722372149
Let that dick swing boy. You can tell you're holding it.

>>722372868
>>722372730
ayo bostonfags, i'll throw down

>>722373034
That's what she wrote fam, use your eyes

>>722373034
freudian slip

>>722372907
Hey, you're a very nice looking girl. Why are you doing this to yourself on the internet? Do you need someone to talk to?

If you're in the PNW I'll come pick you up and stay at my place under one condition, you get your shit together and cook me meals.

Post proper pussy shot you trap

>>722373143
no thanks

>>722373143
canada ticket alright

>>722370313
Get on a bus and go there is nothing physicality stoping you just go

>>722373143
god i love vagina

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>>722373143

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Remember this op!

>>722373143
yummy

How tight are you though? What's the biggest thing you can fit?

>>722372907
ffs you know your privacy is being destroyed right now. adults these days, good lord. why are humans like this ?

>>722373143
Ok I'm interested. Outside of Dallas you said?

>>722372445
kek

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>>722372757
OOOOOH SHIT U RIGHT NIGGA

>>722370313
>>722371772
Abbiii? Its me eli ._.

>>722373354
I really just don't care anymore

Where are you?I just need my house cleaned occasionally and I would like to cum on you after fucking my wife daily

>>722373293
This.
Op is asking a board of morally ambiguous basement dwellers to take her away. Sounds like a good opportunity to pull a fritzl on her

>>722373368
Yes about 3 hrs away though

>>722373089
You realize she's most likely underage B& and you're going to jail as soon as her parents put out the amber alert, right?

>>722373143
This thread is fucking awesome. Well, thanks for the timestamp, let me know if you get a ride to argieland. Getting a job as a waitress in a comfy place is easy as shit.

>>722373433
What's the situation? You'll regret it.

>>722373412
Look at >>722373143
Then again no stemp so it could be anybody

>>722373354
>>722372922

>pretending like you actually care, and not shamefully fapping to this

Oh fucking kay

OP what are you trying to run away from? Abusive family? What is it?

lets see your asshole. put your thumb in it.

>>722373091
I needa get me some fighting experience. Damn early days.

>>722372790
>>722372868
>>722373091

Email me your story, [email protected]

You need a college town get away

>>722372998
It has a dick fam

>>722373538
Lost all of my money + depression

>>722373579
What? I'm the welder. I was interested in what he was saying about fishing. I am looking to move out of my state.

>COME PICK ME
>nice guy picks her
2 days later
>HE KIDNAPPED ME
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>722373724
pathetic, so youd rather become someones sex slave and possibly be killed than actually pull urself up and do better?

>>722373724
Who cares about money, go get more dumbass

OP

You are a very nice looking person. What has put you in such a position where you are selling yourself out to people on 4chan?

>>722373521
Meh. Up to her. Not too worried about it. No communications indicating I knew she was/is underage. /shrug.

I swear to god /b/ gets more retarded everyday.
are you all twats, the year wasn't on the time stamp.
I really feel like this is a previous thread a year ago to the date, and now some faggot is using the pics.
OP
>Timestamp w/ date now plz

>>722373579
Boi, sex is something I shouldn't be worrying about.

>>722373569
Until a pic from down south is looking up north this thing is a dude.

>>722373846
This
Y'all think y'all are gonna 'save' her from a horrible situation, but you turn around and find out she's using you for money.

This is just like those russian schemes where they pretend to get hit by a car by jumping into it

>>722373493
Alright this wont get anywhere otherwise. Send new timestamp as I'm sure the email will get flooded.
[email protected]

>>722373724
Anyways, I'm from Canada so there's no hope for you (and I'm poor), but if you wanna talk (really talk, I'm not here to ask for nudes), just snapchat me, mine is "WealhWealh". Good luck with all of that

>>722373029
Where are you at?

Dont know if your serious or not. Wish you luck. Look into stuff like Social Services Organization Housing services, local shelter, not for profit organizations, ect. Food banks are good to try also. Check for homeless stuff and abuse stuff in general. The help these places provide is often shitty but its help you can use.

>>722373952
This.
Thirsty retards.

>>722373952
Retard, she just posted a timestamp with my name on it... READ THE FUCKING THREAD NIGGER

>>722373952
She did a name though?

>>722373143
I can't promise you anything cushy, or even help you get away. But if you every find yourself in Albany NY then I can help you out, just post another thread like this, I'm sure I'll see it.

>>722374081
Honestly this. Most people usually have a hidden motive and arent really that nice

>>722374150
reroll

>>722374036
>dont want nudes
>snapchat

Okay cunt

>>722370313
>>722370313
OP I'm in the same boat kik me Big.Nate97

>>722373143
When the vag is so loose it opens itself.

>>722374240
nate, r u that fat guy ?

>>722371772
You're a cutie, I could love you.

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3 hours outside of Dallas could be Oklahoma or even Arkansas. I'm outside of Dallas 70 miles. East.

>>722374163
You're probably OP who pretended to be someone who she already made the timestamp for. Do you think we're autistic?
OP is b8ing everyone. Unless I get a timestamp with a year i'm calling bullshit and you're all wasting your time.
I guarantee this is b8, come on you cunts, think.

>>722374219
In fact by looking at her I guessed she was probably more into snapchat than emails. I don't know if she has kik or whatever but the most popular app nowadays is snapchat. That's it.

I'm not the kind of guy who asks for nude (sure it's cool to receive them but I don't care).

Anyways, add "wealhwealh" if you wanna talk.

Anyone can add me if you guys wanna talk, I'm not here to get nudes. <<<

>>722374361
kek

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>>722374390
You know he is...

To all whom it may concern. She's mine and won't post more tonight. Bye losers. It's a valentines miracle.

>>722374240
Go to bed Mr Smith. Your eyes are too far apart.
https://www.instagram.com/big_nate41/

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>>722373143
OP enough with the nudes you've more then proved your point so why do you want to get away what is so urgent and desperate that you are asking a bunch of basement dwellers to take you in

>>722374450
Lol, you paranoia level is fucking amazing.

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This entire thread is just some whore trying to show us her pussy. Women can't be depressed. their lives are easier than kindergarten. and you're white and hot. shut the fuck up. why don't you get a bf to use for happiness you retarded bitch. you should probably kill yourself. also soliciting prostitution on the internet is illegal. give your address and phone number then since you're so serious

>>722374509
You're walking yourself right into the end of either someone's gun barrel or a knife you autist.

>>722374509
Kek this guy is dreaming

OP - I have $300,000 in savings and a good job. I will house you for free, feed you, get you a gym membership and pay you $1,200/month if you come to WA to be my cum slave. When I say slave I really mean it OP - I'll want you on birth control because I'll be cumming inside you (pussy and ass) pretty much every night. Let me know if you're interested. I won't give you any money until you get here.

OP drop kik and I'll contact you to arrange trip to mtl

>>722374652
Euuurrrghhh

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>>722373524
Are you talking about Argentina? Who the fuck would want to live in a South American shit hole?

>inb4 its not shit u havent been there

It's shit compared to Seattle or Boston and the other places people are offering.

>>722374592
If she's so open to timestamps why won't she provide a year? That's exactly why this is bait and for some reason you autists are still defending her. Jesus christ, do you want to worship women your whole lives, grow a pair and realize it's a fucking b8. Autistic lil nigga. Get off /b/ you are not welcome here.

>>72237450
fucking fagget enjoy your jail bate I'm glad I'm not a pathetic cunt like you

>>722374652
I'm willing but how can I contact you?

>>722374595
I've fucked my ex and her Muslim boyfriend walks in. I hit him and rape him in frojt of her. I can take this.

come fly planes with me in lubbock OP

>>722374509
Man you worded that all as creppy as possible.

>>722374652
>300k
>wants cum slave

you're more of a fat nerd cumming on dolls

>>722370313
OP, suicide would be a better option for you. I'm serious. There's a high chance that you'll end up as a sex slave and be filmed on the Deep Web. You'll only be fed and fucked. You say one of the reasons why you wanna leave your situation is because of depression. You don't know how depression feels yet. You'll find out eventually and you'd want to escape that, but it's too late. You don't want to live like that.

Get off 4chan and try to find local families to live with. Preferably people with children, and offer to be a maid for free as long as they feed you.

>>722374509
RIB
Press f to pay respects

>>722374036
Canadafag pls go

>>722372445
OP also didn't do this. For fucks sake, you're autistic and got baited. If someone's really going to pick "her" up, you're gonna get fucked. DON'T be stupid.
Stupidity belongs on /b/ but come on.
This is just obvious.

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>>722374652
Gotta love /b/

>>722374728
Dude... living in south america with a nice job is comfy as fuck.

Someone take screenshots of this thread for inevitable news report of missing women or found body dumped in woods.

Either that or OP is becoming pureena dog chow.

>>722374756
Aren't you a really tough guy. Rape the guy with a gun to your head! Record it, why don't you. I'd love to see it.

>>722375046
Raped him with old Nokia cellphone btw

>>722374774
Now you understand

>>722374652
........at least you're being straight with your intentions, sadly i'd trust you more than all the desperate dudes offering to just be "friends"

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>>722374731
>Jesus christ, do you want to worship women your whole lives

better than worshiping your shitty 2d waifus

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>>722374509
>To all whom

is keklel.org legit or gay

>>722373008
dude wtf is going on this is so ridiculous

>>722374509
F

She's going to end up so raped. Like she has to know that right?

post more pics

>>722374509
>>722375302
>lmao

>>722375243
I'm a broke artist in colorado living for free. If you get a bus or something here you can stay with me. Free food, free bed and I have a car, it's just a shitty car that likes to stay in the city so no road trip.

>>722375243
I really like this comment. That's why I love 4chan.

As soon as a guy don't want to fuck with a stranger (even if he's single, in a relationship or married), he's a liar.

I'm 19 and single and won't fuck with you OP. Maybe I'm retarded but I don't really like sex.

No I'm not a virgin, I don't really like sex because I did it (and yes, more than once).

I realized I prefer to cuddle and kiss someone, sex isn't important to me.

>and I don't masturbate

OP, the guys that seem most like they won't harm you are the ones who have thought the most about how to manipulate you so they can tie you up in their basement and put videos of them torturing you to death on the deep web. You're a hot girl, getting a guy to cheer you up shouldn't be hard. Just go to the nearest bar, walk up to a guy you think is attractive, and tell him you'll go to his house and fuck him as long as he promises he isn't a serial killer. I promise you'll find a guy willing to fuck you on the first or second attempt.

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This reminds me of that episode of Malcom in the Middle where Craig tells Francis that he impersonates women on the internet to get free plane tickets anywhere he wants.
>I'm Debbie
>Papa is so mean
>I love sun dresses

This made me realize that an actual woman would make it an even more convincing story.

>>722375507
how do you live for free?

>>722374949
Doesn't make what I said not true.

If I had the money and space I'd let you come over here and help you out. I live in Australia, so pretty far away from your town. Australia is a great place.
Though I can't help you financially or any other way, I can just be someone to talk to.

>>722375461
Is not rape if she say yes... And she looks desperate enough to say the magic word.

>>722375615
Go brush your teeth if you have any left, autismo.

>>722375596
In a mini-house in a close friend's backyard. I take care of all the animals and the yard while I make music and raid the fridge. They rent out the rest of the house while I watch over it.

>>722370313
who needs her... im trynna fuck pepe

>>722375534
dafuq is wrong with you

>>722370313
do you want to get into human trafficking? because this is how you get into human trafficking.

also your cunt can't be worth putting up with your shit.

but btards might just stupid enough to let you steal all their shit so you can get just the right high you deserve.

>>722371772
op this is not a good idea , if u really want a change of place, go live in a friends house and try to get a simple job like a waitress or something

Stevicusmaximus on Snapchat

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Op here. I made a throwaway email. It's [email protected]

>Added year to the time stamp

>>722375942
Everything.

>>722375615
Lots of people from around the world come every year to live in argieland. Is kinda shitty, but if you have a job, you can have a really good life in here.

>>722375584
fucking lol

quick question - what exactly does "dope" mean? Also, did it meant something else back in '70?

>>722375638
damn aussies at it again

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>>722375534
Holy shit, it has been a long time since I've read something this beta on 4chan.

gb2 /r9k/

>>722376200
Thanks, I know I'm beta as fuck

>>722372371
Ayy I'm from Austin too. What part? UT junior here

I feel sorry for u OP. Come to Norway.

>>722376113
I'm not going to buy you anything but I am curious what country you are in.

>>722375461
True but its a good way to end up having a bad time lol

>>722372269

Listen to this to this human. These are wise words. I learned this the hard way.

>>722376113
OP, how old are you REALLY?

>>722375278
Take that back you cunt, one day my waifu will be real

>>722376400
20

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>>722376113

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>>722376113
>>722374509
Anon, you lying fuck.

>>722376119
Someone who speaks reich explain pl0x?

>>722376113
OP come to Boston we'll fix you right up

My roommates are cool and not fat

i wish i was an attractive girl so i could just say "give me money" and people would be willing to

>>722373143
>post vag
>doesn't include butthole

can you post a pic of you on all fours, with ass, vag and feet visible?

>>722376575
And there's a black one too if you're into that

>>722374450
see >>722376113

Now please KYS

>>722376469
Anon, sorry i have to be the one to tell you this, but... Waifus arent real.

>>722376161
It's a sexual phrase, it means they want to diddle your bum.

>>722376113
colorado anon here, did I mention legal weed on deck? must've slipped my mind. Really I'm just lonely and never go out so I don't meet people/girls.

>>722375534
Do you want a fucking cookie?

>>722376489
Haha bullllllshit. You look 16 tops.

>>722376710
uh, I'm pretty sure it's more about narcotics, you know

>>722376119
>>722376546
it says something about a police report about someone stealing farming tools from a barn in a village called Eisingen

>>722376589
Just pretend to be one, there's always someone stupid enough to fall for it even if you don't have the greatest evidence.

>>722376801
It's honestly just genetics. I look young for my age and always have

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>>722375584

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>>722376801
For the sake of my freedom i hope she is 20.

>SHOOO SHOO GO AWAY PARTY VAN

>>722376113

Are you bisexual and submissive?

I've been looking for another girl for my bf to bone. Too bad you're not in NZ

>>722376832
No it's a sexual phrase. Trust me I'm from the internet.

can someone tl;dr me? what's the story of OP?

>>722376113
please post ass and feet. i can't help you, but i want to fap to you. please.

please be kind.

>>722376914

Where at outside of Dallas? I can be there in a few hours or less depending on your town.

Wishing you the best in life OP. Stay safe.

Where is op from?

>>722376801
post id. blur all the sensitive info.

>>722376899
So OP goes around pretending to be a pretty girl in need to....steal farming tools...and sell them?

You know what they say

If it sounds way to good to be through, you're probably gonna get stabbed/shot/raped/robbed

>>722377194
bump... this shits gunna be on the news if its real.

>>722377277
my grandma used to say this alllll the time

>>722372682
Live in upper Maryland and am in military and move a lot if interested.

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>>722376113
>>722374582
Fucking answer me op
OR are you just setting someone up to get robbed

>>722377009
For the sake of your freedom I hope she isn't. ;)

Video proof needed

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>>722377277
Agreed. She seems like the unstable type that would want to castrate you in your sleep. Never trust 3-D.

>>722375767
WHO says americans have better teeth than argentinians.

B T F O
T
F
O

>>722377365
I'm interested. Can you email me?

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OP you think your life is shit? I was just seriously considering inviting some random fucking stranger on the internet (you) to live with me on the off chance I might finally lose my virginity.

Thats right, I'm 26, fat and ugly and a fucking virgin and you think YOUR life is shit?

The really sad thing is after all this I would still go through with it because that is how depressed and lonely I am.

>>722377365
some1s tryna get an easy fuck dependa

>>722370313
I can get you on flight to New York as fast as you can get to a city with an airport. I make 6k a month and am willing to support you financially for as long as you need to get on your feet.

My only caveat is that when all is said and done you have to shave your head and let me make a rope from your hair, with which I will strangle you to death, then eat your flesh and make a chess set from your bones.

eat your flesh, and make a chess set from your bones.

Ok this is so simple, kids here are fucking idiots with no money.

I set a new PayPal account with 3000 dlls, they are all yours, I don't need them, I really want to help you because I've been there before with no hopes, I don't want you to come with me or nothing just take the money and start a new life, I will give you the password and user name until you tell me why you didn't search for professional help and why you think coming here is the best idea to help yourself?

What an amusing story.

Ever had large objects forced up your anus before OP? Because that is one of many uncomfortable things that lay in the path of your future.

>>722370313
got a passport?

I could arrange a fresh start in a nice western country outside the US in exchange for a month or two of fucking that, but you'll need a passport.

>>722377516
True, at least after all's said and done she's still a pretty white girl.

>>722376358
Read the thread, faggot.

>>722377573
dude ur a fucking faggot

Jeez just get a job in modelling

>>722376113
Op can you draw a Pepe and show us

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>>722377135

Op wants a place to crash cos she fucked up or something like that. Posted pics with timestamps to prove it and then a lot of vultures and white knights start to shitpost.

I hope you enjoyed this basic gestalt, see you next week at the same our on the same chanel.
Stay classy san diago

>>722377573
I'm in a worse situation than OP, guaranteed can I have some money?

lurking rn waiting to see whose house gets raided by swat team first

op respond to my email faggot.

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>>722377573
It's a robbery m8 don't bother
It will either go down one of 3 ways
>she gets your address and the entire her friends come steal your shit
>you come get her and while you are driving off surprise her friends come and Rob you
>you get her or she comes to you everything seems perfect for a while until her buddies come to your house and Rob you
In all situations she's gone she has a fake name and no trace back to her
Send me your money I could use it on building my car :^)

>>722377818
hahaha

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And then this happened.

>>722377773
What problem do you have? Timestamp

>>722377573
I have searched for professional help before but I don't feel any better. I've tried antidepressants and spoke with many counselors but I always go back to the same loop that I'm in now. I am coming here as a last resort because I really don't care anymore what happens to me. I am unhappy and I lost all of my money, which I intended to use so I could buy myself a car (totaled my last one) then leave and give myself a fresh start.

>>722377770
thank you based san diago.
So we know fucking nothing about the backstory and yet people want buy her tickets to come live with them? hmm

>>722371772
>>722370313
L O N D O N
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>>722377773
maybe. lot of people trying to throw cash at OP here and only one will succeed, if you have tits you could probably get something.

>>722378027
What happened to make you come to this

>>722377370
op needs drugs.
goods can be exchanged for money.
money can be exchanged for goods.

what do you think will happen?

everybody retarded enough to leave her alone at his home will have a bad awakening.

>>722377571
I'm interested. email me.

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>>722377952
Living in low income housing with a bunch of drug addicts, no where to go cause my city is super expensive, I have disabilities that prevent me from working (multiple), I have no friends and I have harsh social anxiety, the only friend I had died recently of a drug overdose. And much much more. Here is a throwaway e-mail, so we can talk more (there's more to reveal that I don't want to talk about on 4chins.) [email protected]

As someone who's hit up a dude and bought 2 oz of weed from him on 4chan successfully, there's no limits to my naivety. Come at me girl

>>722378027
yo if you want to save time, I've got a shit car I need to get rid of. It's not great but works, probably worth $500. trade it for a couple of blowjobs?

>>722378147
Just trying to put her on the spot but it's pretty obvious she wants to rob someone either just for money or drugs

>>722378249
not the same throwaway prev posted?

>>722378249
what city?
this is exactly the sort of shit I can help with if you're near to me

>>722378065
Yep, we still know nothing. She only tell that has no money and fucked up her car and is depressed as fuck.

>>722378249
An email and timestamp was posted. This email doesn't match. Timestamp on email

>>722378027
What about your parents, your family, I'm sending the PayPal with 600 dlls, but I need more background to trust you the rest of the money, I helped people before but only the ones are honest, if you are just joking it's okay, this is a shithole.

>>722378122
Lost some really important people due to my depression, lost money. Kinda felt like ending it but for some reason I came here. Not sure if it will be successful but I wanted to try. What do I have to lose if I'm already suicidal?

>>722378249
Bullshit you cant work. Man the fuck up and live your fucking life.

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>>722377255

yes anon

>>722378423
dude, we all need money/help. What gives?

>>722378378
Vancouver, Canada.

>>722378421
I am not OP, that is why.

>>722378371
I am not OP.

>>722378249
Reveal it all here or you are a crack whore looking to case a random fag for your and/or your boyfriends drug addiction

>>722378027
I'm a nurse in a psychiatric ward. I can really recommend that you contact your doctor. Perhaps ECT might help you.

>>722378409
>no money
>her car
I see

>>722370313
BUY. PEPPER. SPRAY. whiteknight out

>>722378542

Not him but where in Vancouver? Downtown here, pretty close to the waterfront.

>>722378508
Oh okay. Because a random Anon said so it'll change the last 17 years of my life and I won't be in excruciating pain and crippling depression every day for the rest of my life? Sounds pretty cool, bro.

>>722378545
It's true, I posted offering free food + free housing + rides and she only responded to the anons who added that they're loaded.

>>722378499
So some one died so it's time to pack up and live with a /b/tard
Stories pretty vague, explain

>>722378542
wrong country for me fam.

canada has some pretty good disability support programs from memory. Have you tried reaching out to any, or have they not worked for you?

>>722378689
I live in the kettle on burrard, across from St. Pauls. (Lee?)

>>722378725
>17

ABANDON SHIP

>>722378542
>I am not OP
but do you have tits you are willing to share in exchange for help

>>722378737

WOW ARE YOU SERIOUS? OMG NO WAY,

YOU DONT THINK SHES CAPITALIZING ON THE DESPERATION OF /B/TARDS DO YOU? WOULD SHE REALLY? THAT WOULD BE WHAT A SLUT DOES WOULDNT IT?
fucken hell

>>722378771
Well, after someone dying i cant think of a better place to live than a /b/astard anon...

>>722378790
In the province I live in, disability is $920 a month for everything. Housing included. We have an extreme housing shortage here right now, there is not enough housing for even people who make good money.

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>>722378423
This is the real world everyone. I bust my ass in a shitty dead end job to try and make my way through college and get a better job and here is this guy sending some whiny hoe free money. Be born a pretty girl and strangers will line up to support you.

Fuck my life

>>722378817
dude this is prbly the most ridiculous thing ive seen on /b/ so far

>>722378725
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI WHERE'S THE STORYOLI

hey OP, feel free to kik me, we can talk there

beantheride

>>722378525
Yeah but needs are different, I'm willing to help those who are really in a big problem, I can tell the stories who are fake because they add the same "shitty situation" over and over but there a few that I can tell are real. I spent like 8k helping people here, I'm an old fag (2009)

how is this thread even still here? should b b& and op should just kill himself/herself. nudes werent even that great

>>722378737
Wish someone would offer me that. That and a decent job.

>>722378879
Trash can sounds more inviting

Girl or faggot?

OP, if you have a kik, add:

Wdfwdfwdf2

I know a nice person who can help you out. You wont need to prostitute yourself.

Do you feel like coming down to Mexico?

Severe old poorfag herw. Been legit homeless a week after my dad just died. Bumming in mcdonalds wifi and charging trying to figue out where to shower n shit. [email protected] any bit you can paypal helps

>>722378888
Thats more than I make in a month and I actually have a job you asshole.

>>722379065
Hot bitch. posted cunt and tits, preety face. Is one of those days.

OP where did you go? We need to see you naked! TITTIES for donations

>>722378888
yeah, that's not enough to live off in most cities. and no chance of moving because of the cost I assume?

>>722379020
And you can't see there this bull
>no story
>the little details she gives are vague
>responds to only guys who say there are loaded
>someone died so I need to live
Sure seems legit bro

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>>722378955
Pretty sure you've never seen /b/ when mods are asleep.

>>722379213
she responded to me but I told her I have a big dick

Fuck the throwaway e-mail I chose doesn't give me the option to reply, or the full e-mail of the people who mailed in.

Would "johns201722" please send another e-mail to [email protected]

>>722378969
Tl;DR Chron's disease and bi-polar 2, excruciating pain every day for most of the day, Can't get stable job because can't do scheduled work. Everyone hates people with mental disabilties, all friends left, 1 good friend died recently. Parents do not understand. Barely hanging on.

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>>722379148
>[email protected]

Fuck my life. Also a pro tip, i have friends and shit but youd be surprised how many people straght up turn you away and dont want to help you out at all and just dissappear. Shit makes you realize life is shit

>>722379160
Average rent here is $1000+, so really depending on where you live that may be enough to live on, but it isn't here.

>>722379201
None at all, there are also other factors that make it so I can't move, will explain to people via e-mail:[email protected]

>>722379042
I need a weird skinny 4chan girlfriend though

>>722379533
I need a grilfriend period.

>>722379267
not an oldfag but ive been here since 2012. i guess back in like 2012 with the whole cheese pizza threads shit was actually the worst/most fucked up. but this is definitly the weirdest ive seen