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Hakurei Shrine, runecasting edition!
Heya Anonymous, how are you doing tonight?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
I specialise in runecasting, which is a method of fortune telling involving the Elder Futhark runes. I'll also be doing my best to provide tarot readings, just ask if you want one instead.
>If you want a reading, just get dubs, trips, quads, etc.
Ask a question and get an answer based on what the runes tell me.
>As is the standard, GETs can also be donated
So feel free to provide someone else with an opportunity if you see them struggling.
Fortune cookies are also available, just provide a name.
Advice and friendly conversation are both free of charge, feel free to give and receive!
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wow, i am first to this thread? i'm pleased myself
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>>722364407
I guess its a bit like that, but its been going on for years, so I don't really know what it is by now. We're happy the way it is, and so we're content to leave it that way.
-Al
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Reporting in from the Romanian front!
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>>722364546
You know what they say. You can't out-sneak the snake.
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>>722364383
It's not hard to make something fit you. All you need to do is live in it for a while, and adjust it to your own style.
>>722364394
Ah, right. Discounted chocolate is always good! Do you not have anyone to spend the day with?
>>722364456
Hence why I have a set of stone ones instead. Much cheaper, and since I bought them to learn it made more sense.
>>722364484
I alter recipes sometimes, and there are some foods where I'll choose not to use a recipe entirely. But I'm still at the stage where I'm learning a lot of things, so I find it best to follow a loose recipe at the very least.
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>>722361013
The last "bad" surprise for me was a few years ago. I accidentally left an ipod on a vehicle. It did survive the fall off of the vehicle, but it did not survive other vehicles driving over it.
It should have felt bad to lose that but... I don't know for some reason at first I was relieved.
>>722361182
Honestly it doesn't matter much to me, Whatever time I lose to perception while awake I seem to get back while asleep. Well at least on the nights that I can dream...
>>722361191
Maintenance of traits and application of their benefits, I think I understand.
>>722361406
Everything is fine but some things seem a little odd. There is no shortage of things to experience, work to be done, or people to talk to.
Time, energy, and the will to act are independent limitations.
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>>722364412
When i return to the usa, will i have decent money?
Side question, will my wife get a good job in the usa?
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>>722364152
Sounds familiar. Kare Kano was the same way, it was made by NGE guy too.
>>722364389
That makes sense. How long does the game take to beat? I'm guessing it goes faster multiplayer
>>722364456
Mm, creativity is hard to foster when you're not feeling inspired. But at the same time, I've heard many screenwriters and novelists talk about still persisting even through the tough days, and that has made all the difference for them.
I've failed at acting on those words myself, though.
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>>722364546
Yeah but you can't even spell quetzalcoatl
I can't either
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>>722364724
Romanian? You are in a more disposition timezone than I am. What are you doing up at this hour?
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Yo.
>>722364739
>WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WOOOOOOHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>>722364037
...you mean its an open relationship? I would say that is uncommon. Not exactly rare, but not the vast majority of relationships.
As long as the two of you are on the same page, all should be well.
>>722364631
It's good to be pragmatic. You'll end up in less hot water that way. But be wise and quick enough to recognize opportunity and strike at it.
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>>722364739
are you calling me a snake? if you are, dont tread on snek
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>>722364605
I'm glad it's working for you. Also in case toy missed my response In the last thread, I'll try to figure out how to make that caramel pastry for you.
-phi
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sorry for bothering everyone is neptune here?
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still looking
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>>722364952
Worry not, I have a distinct lack of treads on me.
- tal
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>>722364859
We may be getting close, after like two days of playing.
There's an achievement for doing it in 15 and 8 hours so I guess if you're good about that long?
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>>722364910
hello friend. do you want some tea? even though i just finished what i had for now
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>>722364724
Being alive does not constitute being well cared for.
>>722364775
Mmm... Maybe..
>>722364803
Well, I'll give you that.
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>>722364958
Pffffft, totally not. -claims you-
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>>722364958
You aren't a bother at all. She's around here somewhere....
-phi
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>>722364724
At ease, soldier. Welcome aboard.
>>722364803
You're a sharp one. Keep that one too.
>>722364958
She should be around here somewhere...
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>>722365123
no she's not, she's lurking, like a coward
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>>722365059
Hey tal, I'm Phi from the last thread. I agreed to help you fight your enemies by the way. It's a pleasure to meet you.
-phi
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>>722364958
I believe this would be a Neptune >>722364906
You don't need to apologise for bothering us, you're always welcome here!
>>722365083
Just try it, and if you really feel like it doesn't fit then you can stop.
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>>722364952
Why are her expressions always so suggestive?
>>722364978
You found me!
>>722365061
Huh, I see, I see. Makes sense.
Did you grab that picture from a drawthread?
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Did I miss anything good?
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>>722365118
My assistant knows me so well that he can anticipate my diction.
>>722365206
She's my little sister, and I promise you, our family does not consist of cowards. She's practicing her tactical stealth.
I'll be right back. I'm feeling faint.
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>>722365098
guess not~
>hugs and claims
i thought you said reimu's thread
>>722365118
i'll never find her at this point
>>722365123
somewhere but not here apparently
>>722365249
you guys always seem so busy though and thank you!
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>>722365279
More like, you brought the good!
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>>722365274
do you ever look at her chest?
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>>722364910
I'm not exactly sure though. I mean, its been hard keeping up with each other, especially since I work a lot and such. It may just be me that's keeping it from becoming a real relationship, but that might just be my insecurities talking. I hope your business relationship turns out well.
>>722364803
That's a shame, at least it was only an ipod and not anything more important.
>>722364954
Cool, if you do find that out I'll be extremely grateful.
>>722365279
Maybe? But I'm sure you've also missed something evil.
-Al
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>>722365312
It's my duty madam.
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>>722365209
I've seen it. Thanks for everything phi, we'll be pals.
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>>722365403
This is phi right here, forgetting his signature again.
-Al
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>>722365371
We will be sure to give her a loving scolding for not being easy to find.
-phi
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>>722365390
Do you ever look at mine?
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>>722365249
I suppose... I'll think about it.
*sigh*
>>722365279
You missed the orgy!
>>722365312
Mm...
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>>722365274
ohai hikari
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>>722365393
I have it somewhere. I'll try to get I for the next shrine opening. I may not be here till Friday but I'll post it for you.
-phi
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it seems I got lost in the transition.
>>722364775
nevertheless, I have something to work on with my hands now. I'm sure I'll be able to report back in the future with at least a few of them finished up.
>>722364859
same here. I used to be good at pushing through it, but it's been a while and I don't have any actual deadlines other than "work hard enough to start having fun again", and that's a bit ephemeral for me.
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>>722365451
I'm always happy to make pals.
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>>722365279
You missed everything good. Nothing will be good again because you missed it.
>>722365371
Most of the time we're just talking amongst ourselves anyway. There's always room for one more, and we welcome anyone and everyone!
>>722365558
Try it! If nothing else it's a bit of fun.
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>>722365551
no, god damnit, im not good at grammar, how do english? i have a headache and i cant english right now
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>>722365463
Oh, only about every single time. Forgetting my signature is my signature.
-phi
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>>722365371
I wonder where she might be?
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>>722365606
Thanks, as long as you get it to me anytime, I'll be eternally grateful, may you have good luck for the next, month? Yeah, lets go with a month, I think I can afford a month.
>>722365696
We could all tell it was you anyway.
-Al
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>>722365385
I hope I brought the good. Also I might have looked at your chest once or twice...
>>722365558
Why do I always miss the orgies?!
>>722365393
Well I should hope so. I'd much rather miss the evil if it means missing the good, too
>>722365664
As if I ever had anything good to look forward to anyway
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>>722365558
>You missed the orgy!
I have a feeling I missed that too.
>>722365705
No idea sir, maybe she's in last thread? (>>722355826)
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>>722365764
Don't break the bank, I'll settle for a week of good luck.
-phi
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>>722365618
Please do! They can't be that hard to carve, honestly, they're very simple.
>>722365901
I honestly don't know what to say to that...
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What'd I miss?
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>>722365528
please don't love her too much, i want her to be left standing when its my turn~
>>722365664
well that's very kind of you. i think im about to get shunned from /waifu/ very soon
>>722365705
i'll never find her behind that mustache!
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>>722365901
You can always look forward the rising sun!
That sounded like a fortune cookie. btw, what was that about fortune cookies earlier?
- tal
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>>722365901
Well, the orgy also involved quite a bit of goosestepping, so I don't know which one is the more compelling or repulsing of the two.
>>722365953
I'll give you two weeks. Behold, I am a generous god.
>>722366021
Apparently you missed the orgy. That's what I'm hearing
-Al
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>>722363809
>>722365083
Yeah boi. You can help me in this: help me in not being so easily distracted. I don't want to hear that "just study and stay focused" since it's overused and probably not the best advice to give
>>722364137
>>722364910
I was thinking of battle druids cause when we met, you said you're a combat android and I personally think it's funny. But I can call you 2B if you'd like
Yall did microbiology in high school? Jealous. Nice! Must be fun playing with cultures and viewing them under a microscope. Control engineering?
I just pick something in the field i like and chose what I would enjoy that's easy for me lol. Money is good and all but I just want to save lives you know. Because they're usually the first for newest medical equipment, i have naval knowledge from navy ROTC and I want millitary to be part of my life
>>722364213
>>722364775
Mhmm. I was just as surprised. They leave the cocoa outside for two to seven days. Psshhhh. Just chat and reply. Ez pz :^)
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>>722366021
you missed everything, the thread is over
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>>722366021
Who knows?
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>>722366066
Are....are we talking about the same kind of love?
-phi
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>>722366021
Everything, and yet nothing.
>>722366066
Why's that?
>>722366119
That's actually quite neat. We use bacteria to ferment all kinds of things that you wouldn't usually expect, I think.
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>>722366109
>>722366134
>>722366128
>>722366203
I miss all the cool shit.
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>>722366076
There are some specially appointed shrine assistants that have been taught how to make fortune cookies. So if you don't get dubs you can just request a fortune cookie and if an assistant sees it they can give you one as a consolation prize free of charge.
-phi
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>>722365570
Hey Chief!
You, me and Seija have to play that spaceship game again sometime soon.
>>722365618
Yeah, I can see that being an issue. Not to mention, it feels like too abstract of a goal to work towards. Though, I imagine you want to keep being creative because you have certain goals in mind, like an endgame goal of where you want to be at in X amount of years.
Maybe try focusing on those long term end goals to put the rut you are in into perspective, kinda.
>>722365682
I don't think I spotted any grammatical errors really
You okay? What's the headache from?
>>722365901
Y-You weren't supposed to be looking, au au
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>>722366109
So generous.
-phi
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>>722366135
maybe
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>>722366021
Mamizou, hoho wassup my dude?
>>722366066
So cuuuute. Hi Mash, did you chase those wolves down?
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>>722365083
No, but I would consider my life to be pretty decent. Whether your idea of good and my idea of good matches up doesn't really matter.
>>722365123
Thank you!
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>>722365279
>>722366021
You are both silly-willies for asking what did you miss.
You should ask; what can you catch now?
>>722366250
Curious
-tal
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>>722366307
Well I guarantee she'll stay standing for you.
-phi
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>>722366361
Try asking master chief if you need an example. He can make fortune cookies.
-phi
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>>722366291
I am a deliciously generous god. Maybe I should start my own tarot/rune threads. Become the god of luck. Have my own shrine, etc.
-Al
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>>722366066
Are you Shielder? Alot of folks were worried about you about a week or so ago.
>>722366076
I do enjoy a good sunrise, as a matter of fact. And a good sunset, too. And fortune cookies are handed by the junior shrine maidens.
>>722366109
Goosestepping looks silly, I'm afraid. Guess I didn't miss much
>>722366230
You were just in time to steal my intro, though
>>722366261
I just glanced quickly! I-I didn't mean to!
>>722366001
Not much to be said about it, really
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>>722366361
>You should ask; what can you catch now?
Not the best question to ask in such proximity to the 14th of February on 4chans /b/ board actually...
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dq4zZ0V7ST
-Koi
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>>722366261
i may have hit my head on my closed bedroom door after getting up from a nap before i looked for last thread
-quetz
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>>722366001
the only hard part to carve is the tough-ass wood, it only died a few months back. I need to set up a dryer sometime.
>>722366261
basically at this point, it's finding a few projects I can set before myself and accomplish in chunks.
>>722366307
hey you.
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>>722366448
Considering how many dubs you get it might work. A seperate thread where you just pump out dubs for people who need readings.
-phi
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>>722366261
Wait which spaceship game
Oh Counterattack?
Also no that wasn't from a drawthread. I was appalled that people would draw Seija with glasses so I had to look for them and a few were decent.
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>>722366594
Welcome back koi. Also do you use a mic? Of so what kind. I've been looking into getting one.
-phi
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>>722366203
its a long story but one of the claimers had a crush on me and i wouldn't open my heart to him so now another claimer thinks im a narcissist. its just a matter of time before they start seeing me as one and shun me
>>722366332
no never! don't ever go after wolves, they will bite you
>>722366364
you sure? i hope she has last awhile with me~
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>>722366521
I'm sorry it appears I've been misinterpreted, I meant literally stepping on geese.
>>722366617
I could bless dubs on people. Perfect!
-Al
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>>722366521
worried about me? why? and yes! this is doge
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>>722366332
Not much, mang. Just staying up way too late and getting baked.
>>722366361
Time to bust open the CDC disease database
>>722366521
In the words of Sonic the Hedgehog, "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
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>>722366615
hi smokey! why don't you come by anymore?
>shielder
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>>722366683
I'll be sure to make my loving scolding extra quick to accommodate your needs.
-phi
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>>722366611
Eesh. Did you at least have a good nap?
>>722366615
Best regards to you, then.
>>722366627
Mm CounterAttack!
Seija with glasses is heresy.
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>>722366261
yeah we should, it was fun last time
>>722366417
huh wha?
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>>722366001
Hey Vert, how would I go about becoming an official god of luck and being worshiped at this shrine? Or is this shrine already full of its own gods?
-Al
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>>722366674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s172soB86dnW
-Koi
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>>722366791
I'm always around, I just tend to lurk if I leave the shrine. also I sleep a lot.
>>722366594
welcome back, sir.
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>>722366230
Maybe.
>>722366521
I guess so. I'm sorry, though.
>>722366615
Ah, right. I know nothing about wood carving, so I had no idea that part would be difficult.
>>722366683
From my perspective, I think that there are a lot of different people in those threads and a lot of different opinions. Sure, some may turn against you, but others will undoubtedly be friendly still.
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>>722366683
If you chase me I'll bite as well <3
>>722366785
Living the life or living in decadency, two faces of the same coin if you think about it my Top dude.
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>>722366917
You can make fortune cookies right?
Also I'm not sure we've formally met. I'm phi.
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>>722366917
You can *make* fortune cookies?! I need to visit you more often..
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I am aiall 7th born child and only son of chaos, the guardian of this world created by my sisters, I am disappointed in the human race, do better children of earth, make the changes that need to be made, if you don't soon you will kill this wonderful world and you're race along with it, think children, save your home, don't forget what will happen to all of you without her.
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>>722366900
no i did not, i hit my head on the whateveryoucall it part of the bed, and went to sleep with it hurting
-quetz
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>>722366948
>being worshiped
Vert feet pics required
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>>722366203
Some medications you take contains either bacteria or fungi. I think some yogurt with the label "live culture" has bacteria in it
>shinoa
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>>722366960
I was looking at a yeti. It sounds nice. Thank you koi.
-phi
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>>722366917
Hikari has God Eater as well somehow
Sometimes I think she would've enjoyed striking something off her wishlist more, especially as we haven't played it still
>>722366900
Someday, there will be a picture of Seija with glasses and socks, and I'm going to be hit with an instant death status effect.
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>>722366983
How is it decadent to smoke a medicinal herb, my dude? I actually do smoke it to help curb my insomnia.
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>>722366843
i might get a little jealous if she likes your love more than mine!
>>722366979
no come to /waifu/ i mean!
>>722366980
the anon that call me that has a lot of popularity though, i have no chance
>>722366983
oh yeah? well i'll just have to bite you harder!
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>>722367026
yes i can get the cookies
>>722367047
thats not what they meant but yes i am also a master chef so i can
>>722367183
yeah we could do that too
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>>722365901
I ask myself that everyday ;~;
>>722365929
A shame too.
>>722366021
THE ORGY. I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS
>>722366119
Umm, that's terrible advice, you probably need medication for ADHD, so pursue that. From firsthand experience I can say that when used responsibly, the benefits can be tremendous. Once upon a time when I was on such medications, I wasn't a failure! Just imagine. I know, it's hard.
>>722366358
*shakes her head*
I'll leave you to your denial.
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>>722367252
Given your qualities I'm sure my love is no threat to the addicting artisan quality of your own.
-phi
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>>722367257
Who else can do the cookies?
-phi
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Reimu here! ARE YOU READY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY SHENANIGANS? I sure am! I'll be here from tomorrow morning onward to keep you company, Anonymous!
Thanks to everyone who kept the shrine warm for me tonight! Good raku!
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>>722367183
>somehow
L-Let's not talk about the things I had to do to get that game..
But yes, I *should* want to strike something off the wishlist, but then when it comes down to it I get nervous and panic and feel more comfortable playing something familiar. I was the same way with CounterAttack until we played it a couple times.
>>722367257
Ahah Master Chef.
On today's menu.. fortune cookies!
>>722367387
REIMU
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>>722366980
fresher wood still has moisture and is susceptible to cracking if you mess it up, and then different woods are better and worse for carving. I lost the lottery and ended up with some wood that's probably only been drying for 6 months now and is very firm to begin with.
nevertheless, I can just use a hotknife to carve if I really feel lazy.
>>722367252
I do stop by, just infrequently. once or twice yesterday, and once today. I think we just keep missing each other.
>>722367387
evening Reimu.
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>>722367331
oh my flattery will get you anywhere~
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>>722367387
REIMU!! WELCOME!!! HOW ARE YOU?
-quetz
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>>722366700
You, I like you. Were the geese at least guilty of something? I'd hate for a bunch of innocent geese to be trampled.
>>722366742
I don't remember exactly. I think you were missing or something. Also sounds like drama might be following you, huh?
>>722366785
We go fast not because we can, but because we must. Or something like that
>>722366980
Not much anyone can do anyway. How are you tonight, Mrs Vert?
>>722367327
We should just have our own orgy or something.
>>722367427
...are you sure you didn't want me to look?
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>>722367387
Welcome reimu! It's a joy to see you.
-phi
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i'm not sure what i should post here
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>>722366948
An official god of luck? I'm not sure that's possible, you'd need to ask Reimu.
>>722367099
Yep. Everything is bacteria.
>>722367252
Which anon was it?
>>722367387
Glad to see you back, the shrine has been rather lonely without you.
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>>722367327
FOR THE LAST TIME: HOLDING HANDS WITH EVERYONE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AS AN ORGY!
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>>722367449
Is it flattery? Or well disguised self loathing?
-phi
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>>722367498
Just you, okay? And don't tell anyone else this happened! Or that orgy..
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>>722367387
<3 I was just happy to be of use for once~
>>722367498
But I don't know the protocol for how to start that sort of thing...
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>>722367387
Welcome back Reimu. I'm sure the people in the threads missed you.
>>722367498
Nope, they were innocent geese. That's the evil I mentioned.
>>722367387
How do I become an official god of luck, or is there something I have to get to become one?
-Al
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>>722367551
I disagree firmly.
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>>722367551
IT DOES IF BOTH HANDS BEING HELD ARE UP AN ASS
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>>722367252
This is just too lewd to be in public.
>>722367387
Yo senpai.
>>722367516
Anything, we aren't a full on CJ, we accept everyone!
>>722367551
It does tho.
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>>722367579
Or both
-Al
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>>722367663
Deep
-phi
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>>722367431
ah yes that could be the reason. my wifi is terrible
>>722367498
oh yeah! people were worried about me because I opened the door to some stranger... i don't want to talk about it, but it was pretty bad
>>722367522
Alice claimer
with the bunny ears
>>722367579
i have no idea!
>>722367657
>noms your hand
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>>722367700
I might have just been using you in an attempt to add another 666 to my collection, but I forgot I gifted you my luck.
-Al
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>>722367427
>>722367431
>>722367465
>>722367508
>>722367522
D'aww, thanks guys! I'm glad you're happy to see me. I had a pretty unevenful but decent day that ran pretty late. I'm doing fine and I hope all of you are too!
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>>722367753
Well mainly it's flattery on account of your superior local grown nep nep love. Mine is imported. I'm phi by the way.
-phi
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>>722367377
reimu can as well as the other junior shrine maidens
>>722367427
yep, or at least fortune cookies will come up once i get a name to make them out to
>>722367551
unfortunately it does
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>>722367657
ah, ok, just checked it because i'm high
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>>722367783
I've missed you, Reimu. Very much.
>>722367855
Then..
Hikari!
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>>722367775
Well now I know the deal was serious at least.
-phi
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>>722367431
Ah, right. That makes sense, it sounds like there's a lot more to carving wood than I thought.
>>722367498
I'm quite good. A little sleepy, but good. Excited for tomorrow too. Or, well, today. How about you, Sonya-san?
>>722367753
Oh, I don't think you have much to worry about to be honest.
>>722367783
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to run things, rather than allowing tonight to go without anything.
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>>722364412
how's my employment future looking?
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>>722367606
Humans becoming gods or youkai on purpose is forbidden. If we were in Gensokyo, I might have to do this to you.
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>>722367327
I'm just speaking my mind.
>>722367387
shit
tomorrow is valentines day?
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>>722367855
But who are the other junior ones? I can never remember.
-phi
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>>722367632
>>722367649
>>722367657
>>722367855
B-But we wore condoms!!!
-tal
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>>722367973
reroll
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>>722367387
There you are. Good to see our oracle back at her shrine. All is well once more.
*obligatory "what did I miss?"*
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>>722367941
Very much, hmm~?
>>722367783
Was the youkai hard to deal with?
>>722368024
Y-you're free to do so.
>>722367657
There's no such thing as being too lewd for public. That's my philosophy. As long as it's pure.
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>>722367955
Indeed, you made me miss my quads as well. I see you're continuing to use my luck on dubs. If I were you I'd save it for something more important.
>>722368019
So, what if I became a god by accident and now I want to just legitimize my godhood? Is there anything official I have to go through?
-Al
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>>722368101
reroll
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>>722368164
a stoned random one wandered into your thread
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>>722368171
No teasiiing~
>>
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>>722368053
Well 30 people with condoms isn't an orgy at all. Just a bad Ballon animal convention.
-phi
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>>722367941
Same to you, cutie.
>>722367964
I'm glad you stepped up! I didn't come up with my Valentine's day plan until today, so it's not like I could've announced it ahead of time. It'd be a shame if everyone was just confused that I wasn't here!
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>>722367427
Sad thing is toukiden 2 should be coming out on steam next month and I'm sure I'd rather play that.
Heck I might even preorder. I'm gonna end up preordering it I'm sure.
>>722368053
On your fingers?
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>>722368213
I intend to save them for a new pair of socks.
-phi
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>>722367753
no worries at all, maybe I'll catch you next time we're both on.
>>722367964
most people will just buy craftwood blocks to carve, I've just got the spare from taking down a tree.
with that, I think it's time to head out for the night. have a wonderful holiday, I'll see you all wednesday.
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>>722367753
-pats you- You are so cute~
>
>>722367910
Stimulant or sedative? Lmao desu weed.
>>722368053
You wear gloves at a handholding orgy you tool!
>>722368164
Welcome back sis.
>>722368171
But my kind of lewd is messy and raunchy.
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>>722367588
I don't either, really. Even though I've been involved in some. Also, stop it. You're always helpful
>>722367581
Alrighty, just me. And I won't tell anybody~
>>722367753
I open doors to strangers all the time. ...are you planning on taking up refuge in the shrine now?
>>722368320
Welcome Welcome Reimu. The shrine was getting a little chaotic without you
>>722367964
I'm doing fine. Much better than the past few days, and I'm not exhausted for once. So I'm happy about that.
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>>722368164
You missed me trying to get my godhood made official. Otherwise I'm just a god of luck by association and my own claims. I might have to call you in as a witness if there is a trial.
>>722368401
Save it for the left sock especially, that's the one that always gets lost.
>>722368413
Goodnight.
-Al
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>>722368359
Mostly. Some of us wore it on their feet.
>>722368302
Consider me thoroughly chuckled
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>>722368224
My thread? I don't host any.
>>722368301
Looking like that, what would happen to me if I said I wasn't?
Kidding, just needed to step aside and have a quick bite. Nothing to be alarmed over. Thank you, though.
>>722368489
*scoops you up and holds you close* Why thank you, little sis.
>>
>>722368489
it is indeed weed
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>>722368552
What if I get two left socks?
-phi
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>>722368555
I'm glad you liked my joke.
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>>722368171
You sound reluctant to say that.
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>>722367941
>Hikari has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "61".
if i remember right its better than last year's luck
>>722368053
my suit is air tight so i got nothing to worry about
>>722368101
here use these >>722367855
>>722368051
i know hikari used to be one until she got demoted but i cant remember who else was
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>>722368615
Then I suppose you'll have to come back to me and get some extra luck. Also, you might find difficulty dancing if you manage to fit it on your right foot.
-Al
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>>722368552
I would gladly testify on your behalf, and I approve of your motion to claim godhood! You have my support, sir.
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>>722368592
your thread, like your country; not entirely in the possessive sense
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>>722367852
good afternoon dr phil~ i'm shielder but everyone calls me Mash.
do you have feelings for nep as well? i'll back off
>>722367964
are you sure? im so worried because this happened to me before
>>722368413
you have to stop smoking first!
>>722368489
why does everyone keep calling that !
>>722368543
i dont think ill open the door to anyone again, even if they're freezing
and maybe if reimu allows it, her place seems pretty full as it is
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>>722368666
>>722368555
Checked
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>>722367522
You're an bacteria. I don't think everything is bacteria
>>722367327
I tested that actully. I dont have ADHD. I do remember taking the med called vyvanse or something like that. It works at the cost of my appetite. Sad times it was but hey, I got As in high school
>>722367387
Hello and im waiting for the chocolate sale the day after tbh
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>>722368287
Honey, that's like telling me not to breathe <3
>>722368489
That isn't bad as long as it's pure.
>>722368543
... Ah, that's right, I promised someone I wouldn't do that anymore... Even as a joke. Sorry.
>>722368592
The answer is [REDACTED].
And okay.
*nods*
I'll try not to.
>>722368654
It's more like confused, considering I'd never tell anyone different.
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>>722368666
ok sure im the devil again
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>>722368053
>>
>>722368666
Fair enough. Thanks for going through all my sill questions.
>>722368717
If I get two left socks I'll consult you oh wizard of the dubs. Also master chief seemed to get your 666 above.
-phi
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>>722368543
That picture is a picture of me mugging you for a tackle hug.
>>722368666
That is definitely better than last year's luck. Thanks Chief.
I wonder what Void means.. It's strangely ominous.
>demoted
I also used to be Ultra Hikari
*cries*
>>722368359
Hm..what's the benefit of preordering?
>>722368320
See you tomorrow, love!
>>722368836
I've heard kissing makes it hard to breathe~
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>>722368552
>>722368736
Well if 2b supports your claim to godhood I suppose that means you have my vote too
-phi
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>>722368835
Yes, most of them cost you your appetite. It can be a good thing at times. Anyway, to be honest, I don't have much other advice, since I'm quite bad at focusing. I'm unmedicated and do have ADHD. Severe, I'm told.
>>722368975
W-wha...! Yes, that's true.
>>
>>722368213
>>722368552
>godhood
You see, Al, there are rules to this stuff, reaching divinity changes elements before and after it. Memories will be destroyed, babies will not be born. Potential worlds could be evaporated by your asenction!
Being a ridiculously powerful mortal is much more worth it, trust me.
-tal
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>>722368736
I fear my luck might just be leaking out into the shrine around me with all the times I've been gifting it. Then again, I'm not selfish with it. Your support is warmly accepted, and may you have luck when it matters most.
>>722368925
As I said above, my luck may be leaking out into the world around me as a result of my stay here. It comes from my nation as a generous god. (Plus I'm glad to be rid of the curse of the 666s for today).
>>722369039
Thank you for your support.
-Al
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>>722368761
Well mash, seeing as it Valentines I'm sure we can share. Also it's a pleasure to meet you.
-phi
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>>722368592
Ayyy, memes.
>>722368595
But the relaxed munchies kind or the one that makes you """trip""" (I know it isn't the correct word but you know what I mean my dude)
>>722368761
Mash nooo, I want you around! Don't back off babe -3-
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>>722369105
But godhood get you free cranberry juice. Why be a powerful mortal when you can be a lame god with free cranberry juice.
-phi
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>>722369105
Is it now? But I am already proclaimed and praised as a god of luck by several of those around me. If I do not become one, won't I be ascended by the belief of others anyway? It would be a shame to be a god who doesn't acknowledge their own power.
-Al
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>>722369154
a little more of the """"trip""""" kind, everything's floaty, you know? the floatiest
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>>722368741
Ah. Understood. In that case, I hope that one is finding the thread to be pleasant as well as relaxing.
>>722368836
*squeezes your shoulder lightly*
>>722369039
My faithful assistant. Thank you. Wherever I go you're not far behind to follow.
>>722369138
I saw those trips. Clearly your doing. And that last bit, you might just be right. I've been incredibly lucky in some instances in my life. Finding these threads, for example.
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>>722368836
I'm glad it took a random stranger to finally get you to promise that...
>>722368761
We've always got room for more, so long as you're a semi-decent person
>>722368975
Haha, tackle hugging. I haven't done that in a while
>>
>>722369372
I'm ever striving to assist you efficiently madam!
-phi
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>>722368975
you're still ultra hikari in our hearts and void could also be considered as "sky" or "heaven" and also represents spirit, thought, and creative energy
>>722368925
no problem
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>>722367973
>Othala
>Wunjo
>Tiwaz
I see security in your future, whether in the job you now have or in a job that you’ll be going into. You’ll have a job that you’re happy with, as well as one that allows you to live comfortably. As long as you’re careful in your approach, you’ll find success in it too. Finally, you need to play to your strengths, as that’ll help you in whatever it is you do.
>>722368320
It was honestly quite tiring, I have no idea how you do it three times a week. Not that I'd mind doing it again, I quite enjoyed myself.
>>722368413
Goodnight! I'll see you on Wednesday!
>>722368543
You're doing better than the past few days? That's good. I know it's not much, but if you ever need to talk things through with me then you can.
>>722368761
Did it happen in those threads before? I've found them to be rather friendly and accepting of people.
>>722368835
Humans are mostly bacteria, I believe.
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>>722369277
Excuse me, who are you calling a lame god, even though you roll dubs on the post to prove my luck's loyalty? Chance is a fickle thing, but I have an enormous sway over it compared to others.
>>722369372
Luck protects those who praise it, and those who control it deserve praise as well, wouldn't you agree? In the end, the luck has more power over my godly powers than me. So I suppose I am the god of luck, while luck is my god. Follow me, and I will lead you to luck.
-Al
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>>722369486
Yyyyep, that's the feeling!
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>>722369311
Just don't go jumping out of your windows my dude. I wanna be the floatiest too.
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>>722369372
<3
>>722369434
It isn't a stranger so get that idea out of your head. I have serious issues that are difficult to move past, like many people here. I'm no exception.
And while we're at it, you're not the first person to try to get me to stop doing that so don't get the idea that you're the only person who couldn't get through to me. I have flaws.
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>>722369277
But man, if you'll become a god, you won't need sustenance. You'll no longer have the faculties to consume and taste cranberry juice.
>>722369307
You could try to be a God-Emperor. It's a very nice middlepath. Just try not to create a race of super warriors no matter how good idea it might seem
- tal
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>>722368975
It could be nothing! I'll still do it.
Okay I probably wouldn't. IIRC Toukiden 1 didn't have anything like that. It's also funny how I didn't care much at first but after hearing the whole cast of characters is present I suddenly became interested. I feel a real connection with those characters. Helped that it had the best AI I've ever seen in a game like that. They carried me through story mode.
>>722369486
70% water and 80% bacteria making them 150% not human.
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>>722369556
Well...luck is a pretty cool god power actually. You're officially a cooler than lame god. Besides, my dubs are only because of your generosity.
-phi
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>>722369434
>semi-decent
I like that. This prerequisite should be in the intro message.
>>722369459
*salutes* A damn fine job you're doing.
>>722369556
Is this the closing statement to your rallying speech?
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>>722369636
nah, outside is too cold, am canada
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>>722369708
Just because it kills.yoi doesn't mean you can't drink it. Cigars kill you hit that doesn't stop me from eating ice cream by the tub.
-phi
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>>722369708
Maybe I should just become a God-Emperor who is his own super warrior? That might work.
>>722369810
True, I am generous. So, maybe I can get discounts on my cranberry juice at stores. Does cranberry pomegranate juice count in the free juice category?
>>722369871
Maybe, I might have to make myself seem more powerful and godlike.
-Al
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>>722369871
*blushes* thank you madam.
-phi
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>>722369913
What does Ice cream have to do with cigars?
-Al
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>>722369962
I think as long as it is 51+% cranberry juice or if they think it's cranberry juice. If you're a god of luck maybe you can get more juice choices just by luck.
-phi
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>>722369579
Is this why you tend to only stick to one?
>>722369710
Somehow I feel like that's wrong.
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>>722370060
Hm, is there a godly jackpot of juices? In that case, I think i'd be quickly banned... just like Vegas.
-Al
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>>722370020
I don't rightly know. My argument did start crumbling the longer that post went. Perhaps my lack of sleep is effecting me.
-phi
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>>722369896
Moose.
Where is Mash? I want Mash here with me ;~;
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>>722369962
That sounds okay.
>>722370020
I think they are both very unhealthy, and easy to enjoy.
-tal
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>>722370118
hello cursebringer.
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>>722369871
I'm glad you agree. A little bit of quality control can go a long way
>>722369486
Sure, thank you. I appreciate it
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>>722370170
I'm not sure about a jack pot, but I'm sure it will be explained in your "welcome to godhood" flyer. It should arrive by post in 2-3 weeks, unless koi delivers it on his motorcycle, then it's 5 days.
-phi
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>>722370122
But math
You got dubs though so I guess you're right
>>
The thread is winding down. I'll be on Steam in a few minutes, for a couple of hours. If anyone would like to talk, please add me. Alternatively, you may email me as well.
Email: [email protected]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/virtuous_contract/
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>>722368761
Hai there! I agree with Sonya. As long as you're semi-decent, we're happy to have you.
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>>722370373
Alright, well have fun on the steam madam, I'll be sure to add you tomorrow.
-phi
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>>722370373
alt/10
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>>722369478
Awww! ;__; Mm that makes me miles better about that fortune, knowing that it could be sky. Especially since I am listening to a song with the name sky in it.
>>722369434
Is there room for semi-decent tackle hugging too?
>>722369710
I'm a sucker for Nintendo preorders.
Huh, yeah.. I can only imagine. Feeling that strong bond and being able to carry that into another game. That's the thing anime series are made of, I think!
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>>722370192
but if it wasn't for the glorious note of canada, you wouldn't have maple, and random stoned guys
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>>722370443
Phi of course
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>>722369100
You see, I'm a thin guy and I would like 20 more pounds on me. Thanks you for the advice anyways dude. Much appreciated. Sorry about the severe ADHD too
>>722369486
You don't like humans I take it?
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>>722370178
True, I suppose you wouldn't know unless you were a god, wait, phi, are you not telling me something?
>>722370197
That makes sense, also, now I just need to enact my plans for becoming an emperor. Does that mean I should become a god before or after emperor though?
>>722370338
That seems pretty cool. Can I order more information from the flyer?
>>722370373
Good night if I don't see you again.
-Al
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>>722370482
Do you ride mooses to work?
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>>722370476
cant be a coincidence, it must be good luck
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>>722370528
Kinda the same it's just some of your subjects view you as a god, some as an ruler, and some as both.
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>>722370528
How could I keep something from a god?
I'm pretty sure the flyer has a toll free number to get more information. It also has mail in rebates for free membership.
-phi
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>>722370491
Aha, I have worse things than that to worry about~ It's alright, none of it is anyone else's fault <3 As well, I'm sorry I don't have any good advice for it..
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>>722370690
Will do, thanks for the advice.
>>722370717
I'm not the god of detecting lies, just the god of luck. I see you've at least gone through the application process though.
-Al
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Will I meet the girl from my dream last night?
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I think I'll be heading out here, or at least I won't be doing any more fortunes. I'm kind of tired.
>>722370321
No problem, I still need to make up for all the bullying, anyway.
>>722370368
Math defines that you can't have more than 100% of a whole. 150% is one and a half wholes.
>>722370491
I'm human, as is the person I'm dating, so I'd say that I love humans. It just happens to be a fact that the bacteria in the human body actually outnumbers the amount of human cells, if I remember right. So you're actually more bacteria than person.
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>>722368836
I mean, I dont see the problem with how I do things. But if you want me to change, I'll heed your words.
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>>722369139
ah i completely forgot
>tfw no one to have on valentines
>>722369154
i barely ever see these threads!
>>722369434
i like to think i'm very nice, but that seems to have got me into some trouble in the other threads...
>>722369486
it happens when im too nice, people want more and more and more and get disappointed when i run out
>>722370373
2B or not 2B
>>722370381
what qualifies as a semi decent person in these threads anyway?
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>>722370908
>>722370936
oh I guess I won't....
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>>722370833
I didn't have enough work experience so the only opening was in Botswana and they wouldn't pay travel fees.
-phi
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>>722370936
But I got 105% on DKC3
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>>722370908
You already did.
-phi
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>>722371006
Who needs people on Valentines when you have discount chocolate?
-phi
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>>722371098
Sounds like a pain. Were you applying to the Godhood Association or a different one?
-Al
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>>722371122
checked
and I had a feeling that was the case
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>>722370991
I would ask you to change for yourself, not for me. I care. I worry when I hear things like this.
>>722371006
Hmm.. Treating people fairly is a good start. Beyond that, I would say that as long as you don't try to hurt someone or purposely give bad advice, or something along those lines, we're probably peachy <3
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>>722371006
Discord? I need to remind you how cute you are daily. Also we need to plot against those wolves of yours.
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>>722371221
I'm not getting any chocolate today.
No Valentine's.
Just alone time.
-Koi
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>>722371356
Alone time can be healing as well. Would you support my attempt to become a god of luck Koi?
-Al
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>>722371257
I can't remember. There wasn't a union is all I remember.
-phi
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>>722371221
i ate a whole box of chocolate last year and my face broke out! i will never do that again
>>722371303
the latter half is going to be my biggest problem because i always seem to give bad advice...
>>722371320
the wolves went back home i think and i don't use discord, gomen
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>>722371292
Science folks say you can't imagine a face in a dream. Every person you see in a dream is somebody you've seen before your subconscious remembers. So physically you have met her, as far as personality, I'm sure you'll find somebody anon.
-phi
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>>722370476
There is always room for tackle hugging. Depending on the person that is receiving it, of course.
>>722370936
You've got alot of work to do...
>>722371006
What kind of trouble have you gotten into? But just don't be a memespamming dipshit and you'll probably be just fine
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>>722370936
It was fun. Thanks for stepping in, Vert.
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>>722371428
My judgement may not be of high enough standing but you may not yet be ready.
-Koi
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>>722371356
I'm buying chocolate for myself. Alone time sounds peaceful though.
-phi
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>>722371581
Well, I did say purposely. Don't be discouraged.
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>>722370122
Mhm, I can't tell if I just had tons of energy once and now I don't, or if more people started asking for readings. I'm sure glad someone else showed up who could do readings so I can just hang out sometimes!
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>>722371581
I have the advantage of being naturally ugly so if I break out its no worse than normal.
-phi
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>>722371581
How are we supposed to be elitists then hun? ;^;
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>>722371778
You should have tried bugging Mako to help out, it would have been interesting.
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>>722371778
Lazy Reimu is Lazy
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>>722371458
The organizations are extremely diversified, I can see why you may be confused.
>>722371659
A shame, looks like I'll have to bombard you with luck until you concede to my godhood, but I don't know if I have enough to spare while also sending phi some.
-Al
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>>722371613
i think its because i sometimes lead people on unknowingly. what a disgusting person i am...
>>722371756
that's a pretty picture
i know, i won't give any advice and just keep my mouth shut
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>>722371952
Chaotic use of luck is not favourable.
-Koi
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>>722372067
If that's what you prefer, I won't offer any argument but as I said, try not to be discouraged from trying.
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>>722371952
I might apply again sometime of you have fun.
-phi
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>>722371952
A god who can only bless two humans at a time?
I hope it's a powerful blessing...
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>>722372078
I'm really digging your miku gifs tonight koi.
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>>722371813
what a horrible thing to say, i'm sure you're not ugly at all
>>722371882
i don't know im saving up for a new house in a better part of the state, so i can't buy a new computer until then
>>722371918
fake!
>>722372158
i don't have a lot of confidence anyway...
>the shield
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>>722370757
Wew. Hope you're all good. You did fine! Don't sweat it!
>>722370936
Goodnight vert. I thought you meant humans were disgusting creatures tbh
>shinoa
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>>722372315
I am too.
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>>722372067
I want to help with that self-hate thing of yours so bad ;w;
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>>722372361
I don't think the fake even knows about me being around here.
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>>722372078
No, it will be good luck, maybe chaotic, but at least chaotic good.
>>722372223
That would be interesting
>>722372249
I am blessing many other people at the same time. However, my godhood is not yet official.
-Al
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>>722372067
>>722372405
we'll have to work on that, for sure.
>>722372361
I don't either!
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>>722372361
I do everything on my phone, dummy~
>>722372480
Hi Anya.
>>
Hello friends, hello, I am sorry for suddenly vanishing, my computer shut off for updates, and I just didn't bother logging back in
-quetz
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>>722372315
There's more, but I don't think I have them.
>>722372490
Chaotic USE of Luck, sir.
Attempting to throw it around all willy nilly just causes chaos and imbalance.
-Koi
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>>722372361
Maybe I'm quite handsome, but I'm still not comparable to a beauty such as yourself.
-phi
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>>722372490
Tell me how you like it. I might try a coop as a god before I commit though.
-phi
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>>722372609
Morning. How's things? I'm probably not even gonna be around here for long, I just appeared to talk shit about Mako.
-Anya
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>>722372679
I see I misinterpreted your criticism. I do not use the luck, I merely gather it and conduct it towards those who find my favor. You would be the one using the luck, it is up to your faith in me and the luck.
>>722372786
I might let you be a demigod or avatar or something if I manage it. How would you like being able to channel luck at will?
-Al
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>>722372793
Lmao, call her a nerd for me, will ya?
~Neptune
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>>722372982
I will do, when she gets back from her car meet.
>that I'm totally not a little salty about because it's the morning of valentines day here.
-Anya
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>>722373094
Tell her to paypal you a few bucks for chocolates~
~Neptune
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>>722372971
Hmmmm...tempting, but I'm fairly unlucky so it might just blow up on me.
-phi
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>>722372971
By doing so, you miss-place it.
Take from one source and move it to another.
You aren't creating, but causing imbalance.
-Koi
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>>722373275
Nah, we have something nice planned a little later though.
-Anya
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>>722373312
You realize how much luck there is to go around, that is just lying there untapped. This untapped luck is what finds itself drawn to me. I merely send it to those that can use it better than myself. I am disadvantaging none other than myself.
>>722373282
Or you might find balance.
-Al
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>>722373525
Still a nerd tho. Alright?
~NepNep
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>>722373570
Hmmmmm
-phi
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Alright everybody, I'm off to bed now. Thanks for all the fun, Comfort and giggles. See you all again soon I hope.
-phi
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>>722372625
>tfw ignored
>quetz
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>>722373909
Yep
-Anya
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>>722374067
Goodnight
>>722374112
Oh, hey Quetz
-Al
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>>722374346
Hello friend, how are you?
-quetz
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I'm sorry about my bad wifi, it goes in and out constantly.
>>722372405
I wonder if I really do hate myself. I mean I can't even let myself love another person.
>>722372480
Ah you're probably right.
Hi real Anya~
>>722372584
You seem super popular here though!
>>722372609
Me too but I have an old flip phone.
>>722372684
You're very modest then~
>The Shield
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>>722374841
Just, see if you have time to make a discord, alright? I would really enjoy talking more often.
Mine is Neptune#8113 if you decide to make one, alright?
~NepNep
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>>722375113
I tried before and it was a major hassle!
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>>722374841
Super popular might be a bit of and overstatement but... I am well, liked, apparently... It makes me happy.
~Reisen
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>>722376863
maybe if i mirror you i can be happy as well
>shield
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>>722377039
That's a bad idea. You should be yourself. Besides, if you get to know me, I think you'll find that I'm far from happy, dear. And even if I was happy, acting like me wouldn't make you happy.
~Reisen
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>>722377279
now im just confused! you seem happy to me, i'm sorry if im getting the wrong idea
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>>722377481
It's quite alright. It's only natural that I would seem that way, dear. Oftentimes, those who are depressed can learn to cover it up with a happy demeanor. And I can be happy at times, like anyone.
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>>722377679
a-ah im sorry to hear you have depression, i didn't know. can you feel genuine happiness at times? i don't know much about depression
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>>722378082
I can, yes. But it's been a long time since it was at all long-term. I'm not throwing myself a pity party, dear and I appreciate your apology but it's unnecessary. I only said this in order to point out the flaw in your logic. You needn't be anyone but yourself.
~Reisen
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