>I was just sitting there. A young strapping lad with the fierce hunger of eating chicken tendies. I was watching my favorite show, Impractical jokers. It was an episode where sal gets chased by a cat. I liked all of the characters. Q, Joe, Even murr. But the best one was Sal. I watched the episode like normal while eating my tendies and drinking my sody pop until something terrible happend. I heard thumping. It started getting louder. and louder. and louder. My ceiling caved in and at first i thought it was god trying to get revenge on me for killing his son but then. I saw him. It was sal. He looked at me with a blank stare. I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT". He didn't do anything. He just sat there. I was frozen in fear I couldn't move. He grabs my legs and my head and puts me down on my knees. Then i pray to myself that this is just a impractical joke even though i know its not. He raped me. When he was finished he whispered to me "i'll never forgive you".
>>722359553
MODS!!!
what the fuck
what the fug op
>>722359553
>sody pop
hey mustache what's up?
>>722362455
Don't call me mustache
Mega Sal approves