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You there. What is your profession? I work in sporting

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You there.

What is your profession?

I work in sporting goods at Wal-Mart
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>>722357416
MODS!!!
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Getting my PhD in microbiology
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>>722357416
Live with my mother NEET and do enough freelance work online to fuel my alcohol addiction
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I manage the tents and structures of one of the largest party rental companies in my nation.
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>>722357416
science
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Systems Analyst.... oh rapture
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Men pay me to rape their girlfriends/wives.
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>>722357416
profession? i have no profession. I work for a living.
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Career criminal reporting in. I sell marijuana and marijuana accessories in a retirement town in Tennessee
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I design websites for large shipping companies
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I'm a kept man. It's pretty great.
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>>722357416
Run a gambling operation
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Nursing Assistant at one of my local hospitals.
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>>722357860
God damn web designers. Putting fucking sliders on every god damn page because they think it lets the page "breathe" or doing stupid shit that makes no sense from a UX perspective because they want "the page to pop".

I'm sure you're a nice person anon, I'm sorry.

>Ex frustrated web developer who dealt with designers on a daily basis
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I'm an importer, exporter
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I run a hydroeclectric power plant.
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>>722357990
Hey now not all designers have the artsy type mindset you described but I feel your pain. I've worked with a few of them at another company.
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I grow weed.
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>>722357574
How do magnets work?
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>>722357416
I work at arbys...fuck arbys
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Meat cutter, I make little one from big ones
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>>722357787

LOL that literally sounds like the city that i live in.
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>>722358607
All the free food you can eat though.
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>>722358607
Kek I worked at Arby's a decade ago. Back when I worked there they had the dumbest fucking registers you could think of. You had to type in complicated combinations to ring up combos.
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>>722357787
Better than prescription drugs I guess
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I designed the electrical system in your car.
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>>722358842
Really? Because it never worked in my last car. Thanks a lot you dick.
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>>722357416
Diesel tech. Boats, trucks, cars. If it burns diesel, i can fix it.
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im a memetic artist who's work involves destabilizing the publics perception of the world around them
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>>722358842
Did you do a 1995 BMW 528i? Cause I don't have one of those
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Lawyer, use laundry money for heavy infrastructure construction contractors in a big country
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>>722358910
Generators?
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>>722358883

You're welcome!

>>722358987

Before my time
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Manager at a car wash. Good $
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I work in the justice league :3
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>>722359045
Both professionally, and for charity.
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I am a server at a sports bar. 21 y/o can you say going no where?
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Drive a city bus...

TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>722357416
Law student. Don't work yet.
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Karate teacher
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>>722359144
Welders?
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>>722359395
Anything, bro. I worked for Cummins and CAT for years. Millers, Lincolns, reefers like Thermo King, and Carrier.
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>>722359640
Welder/generator combos?
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>>722357416
I stock dairy at kroger
Also working on a psych degree
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>>722357416
I'm a baker.
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>>722358946
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>>722359103
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>>722357416
I'm an analytical chemist.
Other people do math, lab synthesize chemicals, then I get to mix it with random shit to see what effects we can get.
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I literally just got a gig helping this older dude drop off the local paper 2 nights a week. For 3 weeks.
Going to try to make more of it, like a full time job at the warehouse would be nice.

Only job ive been able to find for like 3 months, alberta sucks right now.
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>>722357655

North African migrant?
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Humble joiner of metals.
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>>722359911
Not sure if you are joking or not but I am pretty sure that is a valid job these days.
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professional unemployed piece of shit
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>>722357416
I'm a consultant available for anything people want help with.
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>>722360055
You can thank "fase out the oil sands" Trudy the cuck for that.
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Software developer.

>mostly browse /b/
>dick around on fb
>try to look at my co-worker's tits

Everybody there loves me.
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>>722357416
Master tech bitches.
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Dishwasher
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>>722357416
server at outback
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I work at Buffalo Wild Wings
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>>722357787
what does the town rhyme with?
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>>722360123
I am joking around a bit... It just sounds like a strange job, but I don't doubt that its legit.

>>722360222
CHECKED
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I'm a complete faggot and here's my gay ass YouTube channel, watch or I kill my self! https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=r76G0qN7GnU
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>>722360287

When I go pick up takeout there's a space on the receipt for a tip. Do they seriously expect a tip for 15 seconds of work?
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>>722357416
I'm self employed and currently between contracts
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>>722357416
Trade analyst for private commodity trading firm.
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>>722357416
Naval Nuclear Engineer
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Sr. Desktop Engineer
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>>722360206
Yeah. Im still young, im not going to be a welder or pipefitter anymore, ive worked in weldshops for the last 5 years, thats where all my experience is. Now im laid off and nobody is hiring anymore. So im going to goto school for computer something or other, idk. But cybersecurity and all that is going to be big in the near future. Right?
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>>722359320
Where you go to Law School? Heard the shit is a dying profession.
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>>722357416
proud neet
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>>722359883
Fucking cool. Where you located? How's business? Hard to keep up with the big chains?
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>>722357416
4" Drop at fence board mill
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I sex chickens for Tyson
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Wood worker. High end furniture, and salvaged lumber.
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>>722360529
Plus im aspie, with certain gifts. I would be really good at programming i think
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Dishwasher and host
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>>722360425
they have to package your food from the line then put them in the bags along with the bread, utensils,toppings,sauces, etc. the tip is honestly just if you feel generous though.
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Chef at Wendy's.

I make $250/hour
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>>722357416

Carpenter.
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>>722360805
interesting
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military pilot
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>>722357416
Financial Advisor

So salesman, basically.
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Serial Tech Entrepreneur in Silicon Valley.
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I work as a general contractor, doing renovations and new construction in my area.
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>>722360055
Where in alberta? Calgary is where im at
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>>722360996
>military pilot
What planes you qualified to pilot? How long have you had your wings?
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>>722361081
i wish i were more handy
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mechanic reporting in
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>>722360996
What do you fly?
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>>722361122
only qualified on the one I'm on right now. would rather not say exactly what it is just due to the small community.

3 years now, not terribly experienced
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>>722357416
ahoooo

AHOOO
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>>722357416
I'm a youtuber.
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>>722361214
would rather not say on here.

4 engines, fairly big plane tho.
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>>722361184
ME too. Elevator mechanic reporting tho.
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>>722361116
Fucking okotoks, and im stuck here. If i could get to calgary i could broaden my job search. But i had to park my car cause no money, no insurance.
You working?
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>>722361259
>mfw youtuber is considered a profession
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Court clerk.
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>>722361125
It's a cool job, feels good to be able to know how to do so much in a house.
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>>722361278
What country?? Haha
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>>722358200
of fine latex goods?
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>>722361259
The Amazing Atheist detected
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Turtle Rancher
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>>722357416
Loli time!
http://www.ipanon.com
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>>722359162
youre still young enough to do anything
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>>722361388
I want you to go ahead and SMASH that like button and subscribe if you haven't already.
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>>722361415
I bet. Had to unclog my shower drain last week. Felt like solving a rubiks cube. I'm jealous
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>>722357416

Software engineer @ Amaze-on
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>>722361450
an english speaking one lol
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Physician of Emergency Medicine
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>>722357416 uber driver and contract bartender. Thank God I'm getting my degree in May so I can start paying off even more bills.
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I sell chrome to truck drivers
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>>722361686
Whats your channel??? I dont click links haha
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I'm an architect.
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https://discord.gg/HsHAM Come into my discord while i do WOW Bosses like a hardcore, and ill tell you all how ur Faggot NewFags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>722357416
Just joined the military so AWOO AWOO AWOO!
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I THORT GLATH

THATH MY JAWB
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>>722360507

Ikea?
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I work at a Whole Foods. Back of the house stuff, I don't have to deal with customers thankfully.
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>>722362254
Some of the biggest pricks I've ever seen are at Whole Foods.

I shop there so I could be one of them for all I know.
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I paint pictures for the blind.
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>>722361793
Ooo
Well yeah good job, i wanted to fly.
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>>722362361
what happened?
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>>722362222
nice quads faggot
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>>722362222
.
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>>722358233
That isn't an artsy mindset anon, its an autistic mindset. UX people are autistic. Actual artsy websites are easy to use for the most part because their creators aren't UX fags that over engineer everything.
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>>722362350
Yeah, we get some... interesting people there.
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>>722357416
Build and remodel homes. I can do it all that has to do with a home. A-Z including Plumbing and electrical, tile and hardwood floors.
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Animator
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>>722357416
REIT analyst for TIAA. Started there as a temp admin asst, got hired on full time, took advantage of tuition reimbursement, got MBA from NYU.

Not making major bux, but at least at a point where I don't worry about paying bills.
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>>722357416
I build locomotives, wire them specifically.
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>>722362885
i can only imagine. it'd be like going to the zoo
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>>722362643
Never had the grades or bothered learning new skills. Just started doing drugs. Sad life. Haha. Sober now tho. Started taking private lessons and bought all the study material. So i just teach mysrlf bit by bit. Its like 250$ per lesson for the instructor and plane and fuel. Too much for me right now. I got like 8 hours flight time haha. The first time i was in a plane i flew it, a little cessna. Its the best feeling. =)
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>>722357416
Professional Warfighter, Mr. Leonidas, Sir... Though, I'm between employers at the moment.
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>>722357416
I have no profession.

>>722357493
"Freelance"?
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>>722357416
I literally get paid to attend university. Feels good to be European.
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I work at a frozen yogurt shop
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>>722363305
You study while your wife fucks Dijon? Getting a degree in cuckonomics?
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>>722363403
have you ever taken one of those tester spoons and put it up your vag or anus then secretly gave it out with a sample?
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>>722363138
That's cool you're serious enough about it to try tho.

I don't know what to say about the drugs part. Not going to tell you don't do them, but yeah hard to accomplish goals whilst on them I 'spose.

Cessna's are fun. I hate to say this, but it's hella expensive to get your PPL and it does you very little good for all you can do with it. Other than the pure satisfaction of flying.

Don't give up tho, keep working at it.
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>>722357416
Customers Protection Officer which is basically just a glorified security guard.
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>>722360681
Chicken here. We have caught on to your mass rape and pilaging of our species. Prepare to get clucked.
My eggs can pierce steel.
I am a senior grade cluck agent. There shall be no survivors.
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>>722363546
Custom*
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>>722361936
Hey, just like I pretend to be!
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>>722363425
I'm cucking my country, after receiving this free education I'll move to Switzerland. It's already arranged actually, feels pretty fucking good.
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>>722362105
Awoo!? What the fuck kinda POG-ass shit is this!? Fucking push, you cherry fuck!
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>>722363697
I can draw the house with the X in it without lifting my pencil, but no real blueprints or anything yet. I just need the right school to recognize my talents
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>>722363705

Dutchfag here, got free education and moved to Trumpistan.

Who are you going to be working for?
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>>722363591
I have powerful connections. My brother is a juggernaut at Totino's. Try and stop us.
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>>722363538
Yeah drugs are bad news for me. Will do bud.

Its incredibly expensive. An hour of flight time costs 250$ x 80-100 hours for your license.

But its a fun past time, i like learning about it. And flying when i can, i might build a flight simulator or something.
If i win the lottery or get that sweet it job after school i will go 100% on it.
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>>722357416
>Industrial A/C installation and maintenance
>15$ph
>90% of time spent in transit
>10% spent climbing stairs/ladders, checking chemical levels, replacing damaged parts, etc.
>Don't actually do installs, just sell them, we subcontract installation from the A/C manufacturers
>I essentially get paid to drive around, listen to the radio, smoke, etc.
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>>722361286
woot. my grandpa was one for Otis local 1 IUEC . worked on construction of Empire State Building.

Great uncle was mechanic/operator on construction sites. Made obscene amount of money from various union bribes as to who gets in front of the line.
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Actuarial Assistant.

Studying for exams even on weekend nights. =(
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Glorified underwater ditch digger
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>>722361184
So much chrome... Where are the impact sockets?
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Mechanical engineer making advanced composite parts for various companies.
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>>722357416
Professional gamer that I honestly think I'm getting bad in every game I played with age but still get paid for playing. Basically just leeching lol.
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>>722357416
Mining Engineer, Rocks n shit
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Car salesman!
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>>722360055
Saskatchewan too. No unemployed filipinos here though. Fucking sawed off runts
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>>722357416
I'm a potter, sir...
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Cab driver
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>>722365867
Yeah they all work at timmys and Walmart.
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>>722357416

Warehouse manager for a solar installation company
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>>722357416
>Wal-Mart

cleanup in aisle 4
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>>722365867
Shitty bro, vote leary in 2019. Haha.
He will make canada great again
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>>722357416
Shipyard Machinist.
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>>722357416
Software engineer / Consultant extraordinaire
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>>722357416
I'm a prep cook at one of the most forward thinking restaurants in my city. I'm also staging at this incredible wine bistro
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>>722365993
Not all. In sask they can challenge power engineer exams. There are 6 immigrants at my plant with power engineering licenses that cant change the oil in a fucking car.
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>>722357416
Chef at Wendy's
8.50/hr
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I'm a Gov't cog.
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Helper at saltwater aquarium company
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>>722360416

>dab video

lol this'll be funny. he's gonna dab in funny places

>weed not arm thing

stopped fucking watching
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>>722357416
Remodeler for retail stores we go in move whole shelves and and stock product.
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>>722357416
Psychology.
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>>722366225
I'm guessing you have a beard, thick rimmed glasses and and that hint of edge mixed with pretentious douchebagness that hipsters are so well known for.
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>>722360474

LOL That's a pic from WWII and the only nukes they had then were dropped on Tokyo and Fukushima but nice try though. 2/10
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NEET moocher for about 10 years.
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sous chef at wendy's

put in my app for head chef a few days ago
*fingers crossed*
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>>722366635
its an insult to real chefs for fuckass wannabes like you to label yourself one
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>>722357416
Mechanic

or automotive tech, if I want to sound gay
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>>722366853
not at all but good try sherlock
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>>722367165
>this guy..
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>>722357416
UNEMPLOYED!!!!!
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aviation safety mishap investogator for the u.s. govt
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lifeguard (technically)
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project manager at Boeing company
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>>722367379
prove it.....
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>>722357416
Sporting goods at S-Mart
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>>722357416
Tech/ Mechanic. I install and service Ignition interlock Devices for people with DUI's and do anything you can think of with Vehicles. Remote starts, lifts, wheels and tires, tint, stereo etc.
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>>722367276
>Sherlock...

Yup, thought so..
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Insurance broker here. 200+k a year I can assure you /b/ bros if you think money makes you happy you are are wrong
>be me out of college making 30k oh now I can get what I want (year 1995)
>if I would get to 50k it would be great
> get there same cycle
>fast forward 5 yrs "if I could get to 100k life would be happy"
>did it got married 4 kids
>woke up to my life 200+ k income
>500,000 home 50,000 plus two vehicles
>woke the fuck up
>got rid of one vehicle paid 12000 cash for one car already feel better
>the American dream you are being sold is debt slavery
>we are continually downsizing
>it's a new freedom with less stress
>I am 43 you millennial fags don't get caught in the trap I did
>all of the things you buy are just shit
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>>722357416
I work at a public library.
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>>722357416
CAP 2 at WalMart. Waiting for a spot in Electronics to open up.
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>>722367513
Haha ash
Wheres the boomstick bud?
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>>722367379
Sweet, tell us how planes hitting buildings designed to survive just such a crash can cause buildings to collapse in record time...
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Art Director in Chicago, I make 90k+ a year on that alone
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Bartender at a really shitty Strip club.
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>>722366894
There's so much wrong with this post you wretched faggot. 1/10 made me respond.
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I am aiall 7th born child and only son of chaos, the guardian of this world created by my sisters, I am disappointed in the human race, do better children of earth, make the changes that need to be made, if you don't soon you will kill this wonderful world and you're race along with it, think children, save your home, don't forget what will happen to all of you without her.
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I cut cars and trucks into peices with a torch and chop saw all day and crush them with the loader.
I usually make around $1700 a week
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>>722368016
How bad? I've seen c section scars, jailhouse tats and one chick even had the fucking string hanging out once.
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>>722367690
It makes it easier. but if you know how to spend or be frugal then you are ok. i make $48,500 and im happy but id like to put more into my savings.
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web developer for a large company
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I produce shitty local commercials.
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>>722368288
Scrapping cars is good $ alright, cats, rads, copper, aluminum and any salvageable parts for resale. Good living if you enjoy that kinda work.
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>>722368485
also im an assistant manager at Wal-Mart. can be stressful but its a job with a stable company.
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>>722357416
Respected professional cleaner.

Getting rid of the biggest problems & the toughest stains that follow.
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>>722357416
I just wanted to say that I really like the nostalgic way you started this thread. It reminds me of THIS IS SPARTA remixes.

Thank you
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Camp counselor.
>Fresh out of highschool fag
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>>722367843
Why do you ask nigga anyone with any brains knows it was a controlled demolition. How the fuck else would they have collapsed straight down
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>>722368681
Are you pic related?
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>>722368681
Settle down there John Wick
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>>722357416
None right now, full time in college
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>>722368796
Sarcasm Sheldon
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>>722360222
w0ah repeating digits
ok i actually want to do like coding nd software nerd stuff
any advice?
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>>722368485
If it's just you carry on my fag. You do not need to make your life miserable like me. The less debt and payments you have the happier you will be. Just an oldfag here trying to make a better life for the generation after me. Godspeed you faggot
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billy
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>>722357416
A-Hoo! A-Hoo! A-Hoo!
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eternal undergrad
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>>722357416
I roast coffee boi
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>>722368896
It's just some of the items I use in my profession.

>>722368913
It's funny, there's this guy my company has heard of, they call him John Wick. He's a really good cleaner. Scary good. Might put us out of business.
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Student.
I can't wait to pick that ripe job off of the job tree.
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>>722369626
Pornstarrrrr
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>>722357416
Writer
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>>722368681
How much would I have to pay you to kill me?
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>>722370028
BUKOWSKI
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Load cargo on a giant freaking airplane
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I enslave African children to mine my diamonds

t. Congo Warlord
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>>722369903
What are you fucking gay?
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Unemployed. Getting ready for the Chair Force. Hopefully becoming a pilot. If not, Navy.
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>>722370084
I'm sorry, I don't get the reference, I'm horribly out of touch
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>>722369812
Just remember you are picking the lowest hanging fruit
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>>722369412
thanks! i hate debt myself. only car and a tempur pedic mattress is the only debt i have but i can afford that right now.
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>>722370196
INSPIRATION?!
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>>722367850
Cool gig. How'd you get it? I know lots of kids who did art school and all say they will do the same thing but they are all baristas and work at nick knack shops.
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>>722370167
Gay? What're you in 6th grade?
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>>722367690
Question. 24 year old here who just posted about the military. (Looking into officer school for the Navy/Army or becoming a fighter pilot). I've already come to that conclusion. But I'm curious what effect it has on your family. I mean, I imagine by now your wife is used to all the fancy stuff, and no disrespect to your kids because they might be wonderful, but most kids I knew growing up who grew up in households like that were whores and douchebags.
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>>722370054
It's a cleaning company sir. I clean. If you'd like me to clean your house or any other locations please post contact info here and the company will reach you as soon as possible.
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Marine corps
Artillery n' shit
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I work at dell as support
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>>722370776
BEST JOB I EVER HAD.
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>>722368627
I love it I just separate everything and sell it to core companies or the scrap company
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>>722358842
the AC is putting out heat on the left instead of cold, the heated seats make a burning smell, the cooled seats don't work, and the windows don't go down.
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personnel coordinator @ walmart
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>>722370862
Some of the franchise garages in my town still haven't caught on and leave cats in their scrap bins with batteries piled on pallets nearby. Easy picking
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Field operator for Aqua Drill International
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Product Technician Arron's
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Full time manager at a dollar general
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>>722371687
Meant *Aaron's
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>>722357416
Architech.
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I'm a kid who grew up around normie fags. I want to be a guerilla against the normies and use dank memes as the sword by my side.
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>>722357416

i'm a potter.

harry potter
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Manual and CNC machinist.
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>>722357416
I am a concierge for the amex black card.
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Anesthesiologist / Pain Interventionalist
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>>722372614
Pothead found.
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>>722357416
Environmental Philosopher
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Line Cook at a restaurant.
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>>722372833

you've never seen harry potter?
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Armed security officer at a sports bar chain
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>>722372902
I assumed you had to be high to make a bad pun. My apologies.
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>>722373109
thank you
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>>722368258
>you're
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>>722372887
Hippie, but that's not a bad thing per say.
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i do not have a profession!
I LIVE OFF TAX PAYER MONEY!
Collect Disability and Post 9-11 GI BILL!
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>>722373286

get a job hippie!!!!
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>>722357416
I am a receptionist for a section of the government. I am also getting my BS in Biology/Chemistry!
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>>722373286
Branch of Service?
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>>722359339
You prolly drown in in pussy gettin thrown at you from the mums
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>>722370772
[email protected]
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>>722370433

50% networking
50% pure dedication and work ethic

I started out in art school and was said to be one to watch from the get go but I knew that wouldn't be enough. You can't just let shit fall in your lap. I was a go getter. I pressed the flesh. I knew tons of wannabe actors and filmmakers, I made friends with those I thought could actually be something some day. I worked, often pro bono, managing their projects. Plays, DIY art shows, coaching them for auditions, prepping portfolios for Julliard applicants, tapes for people who wanted TV news gigs.

I did shit like that for years, scraping by as a development intern/assistant designer. Slept with tons of higher ups (women and men but mostly women).

Eventually my name started to get passed around. People I knew were starting to make it on screen, in galleries, on stage. I started to get invitations to this award ceremony and that opening ceremony and it was always speech where I was featured: "anon is a big part of this!"

People started to respect my input and instincts. Coupled with the fact that a few key people literally "loved" me and the promotions came quickly and I haven't looked back.

The prospect for art school kids is harsh. But if you commit yourself to it with optimism, stop doubting your career path and keep yourself busy then shit will come your way
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>>722370627
What are you a fucking faggot?
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>>722373286
Branch of Service?

US ARMY 12 years, 4 deployments
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>>722365033
Interesting
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Making and selling decals fam.
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>>722374037
What are you, 17? No pride in original insults kid?
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>>722357416
Letter Carrier at the post office in western Washington. I will be retired at 56 with my pension.
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>>722357416
I work at a beef slaughter house.
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entry level power engineer
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>>722375291
Is this as tasty as it sounds?
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>>722357416
Army.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO IT! EVER!
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>>722375458
Inserting a 22cal blank via thin needle between a cows skull and ear and listening to their brains scramble when you pull the trigger on the air gun. Yeah lol
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>>722375477
Seven years, two deployments. Strangely I miss it sometimes. 11B.
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>>722357416
Frontline at Hardee's
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>>722376265
Still haven't been deployed. Which is prolly the reason I hate it.
Also being a pog. 25S
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work at fucking Enterprise car rental
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>>722357416
I make armour and such for movies and tv
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I work as a freelance writer
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Chemical engineering student
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>>722360040
I fucking hate chemistry, but that sounds like a jolly good time.
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