Green text stories, I'll start.
>be me
>femanon
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>meet this guy on tinder
>seems cool we go on a date
>our first date
>we hook up
>we end up having sex and he cums all over my face and chest
>wake up the next morning with a major fucking rash all over my face and chest where he came
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>I get ahold of the guy and tell him I'm going to the doctor
>go to the doctor
>the doctor tells me that's it's not an STD/STI or anything like that
>confused
>they tell me this is one for my dermatologist
>okay so I go to my dermatologist and they tell me that I have some sort of parasite under my skin where the rash is
>holy fuck what?
>they tell me that there are only two ways a man can get this kind of parasite in his semen
>if he is having sex with animals
>or if he is having sex with dead people
>I go home and look up more info on this guy
>go to his facebook
>well that explains it
>he works at a fucking morgue
fuck
>>722354627
Prove it! Post his Facebook account!
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>Friend of a friend went clubbing in South Africa
>Hooked up with a guy, invited back to his, decided not to go
>enter parasite rash all over face.
>Called police, still has his number.
>Guy had been taking girls back to his place, murdering them and fucking them.