Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of

>>722353155
kys fgt

>>722353155
Kek. What a faggot. *facepalms

>its fun to make fun of people for your own insecurites
>banging hot girlfriend just blew me
what?

>straight As
>Multiple Grammatical errors
jesus fucking christ if you're gonna copypasta do it right

i heard this guy died in a car accident

>>722353155
Oh my...... JOHNNY. dude ked it's been years. You still turning tricks down at the local lounge? Man I gotta get back there and visit y'all at some point.

>>722353155
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

shut the fuck up bitch. If I saw you irl you would be dead as hell bitch faggot

I missed this copypasta. It's been awhile since I've seen it.

>>722353983
>>>>>>>MY SIDES

>>722353155

Jesus, man. Just go to a different website.

It's not that hard. You don't have to come here. Don't like furries and animu? Don't come to 4chan.

I can't even begin to point out all the problematic bullshit in your post. I'm just glad that society is slowly starting to reject misogynists like you. I feel sorry for your girlfriend, but it won't be long before she realizes how much of a piece of shit you are / most cis het white men are.

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you've got nothing on me fgt.

>>722353983
wat

>>722354213
May I take moment, on behalf of all of us here on 4chan's "Random" board, to welcome you to our little Internet family?

>>722353155
Lol!!! First of all, I don't care about that orange blow up doll you call a "girlfriend" because I'm, as you noted, a homosexual. In fact, that doesn't even begin to describe it.

"Drawn naked Japanese people???" Try lovingly rendered images of anthropomorphic airplanes wearing diapers with phalluses for noses and engines.

At least I actually APPRECIATE art, you moron. I feel sorry for you, you come on here acting like you know what we're all about... I have an IQ of 172 (Tested two years ago so it's probably gone up) AND I'm pretty ace at drawing.

So go ahead, make fun of me. I'm just going to shake it off!

>>722354591
Lol, I've been here for over two weeks now. Not exactly a veteran, but at least I know my way around a bit!

Thanks though :)

>>722353155
Wow, way to poke the bear, dumbass. Come onto a hacker forum and call us all fat, retarded, no-lifes... Would be a shame next time if you went to the club to notice that your credit card has been declined... But at least you'll have enough pizza to live off of for the next MONTH! LOL!!! Seriously though you're treading dangerous water here. There are people here who could LITERALLY make your computer explode without even blinking an eye.

>>722353155
I just posted this to r/hacking. Enjoy getting doxxed, idiot.

>>722353155
*sees testosterone fueled oompa loompa calling us all losers on B*

OwO...

*goes back to watching code geass*

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>>722353155
classic copypasta

>>722356139
>correction

stale pasta

Check my 5

>>722354803
Hey me too

These fags in this thread are being fags

Everyone was new at some point

>>722353155
+has gf
+not manlet
+even got dubs

-Jersey Shore fag

Lel /b/tards btfo

>>722356429
check my dobs

>>722354026
>>722356139
>>722356259
newfags

>>722355234
Who calls b a hacker forum

>>722355487
Hahahahahahaha your a dumbass you got trolled you took the bait. This is a copy paste you newfag

>>722357217

calling someone a newfag is a sure sign of a newfag.

>>722357553
Excessive use of the word newfag and calling someone out on their newfagginess is a 100% sure fire way of knowing that someone is a newfag, you newfag

>>722357217
>>722357553
newfags

>>722357217
Dont you mean old fags you cuck

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>>722353155
Fuck you, John.

I'll be jerking off to anime now

>>722357734
Excessive use of the excessive use of the words "word newfag and calling someone out on their newfagginess is a 100% sure fire way of knowing that someone is a newfag, you newfag" is a 100% sure fire way of knowing you're a newfag, newfag.

Holy shit I haven't been on this site since like 2000 fucking 8 and this shit is still being posted?

haha this is great bill, thanks for joining us.

>>722353155
I'm fucking SICK OF THIS SHIT

It's fucking valentines day practically and I cant evene go on fucking 4cahn without normie ASSHOLES stinking up the place!

I know I'm sad and pathetic but fucking leave me alone you pieces of shit
Go be happey somewhere else
FUCK YOU JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>722357934
Listen here, newfag, you are being such a newfaggy newfag so let me show you your newfagginess. Excessive use of the words "excessive use of the words 'word newfag and calling someone out on their newfagginess is a 100% sure fire way of knowing that someone is a newfag, you newfag' is a 100% sure fire way of knowing you're a newfag, newfag." is a 100% sure fire way of knowing you're a newfag, newfag.

>>722357545
I've been on here since October, you fucking newfag. Kek. Rope yourself.

>>722357394
Don't make me hack you too, newfag. Remember, b doesn't forgive and b doesn't forget.

>>722353155
at least the anime girls i jack off to can make more than one facial expression

just because drumpf won doesn't mean that its suddenly okay to be a chauvenistic orange nazi asshole

i'll jack off to whatever i want and you can't stop me.

>>722359219
>Thinking jerking off to anime is standing up against Nazism
Only 4chan things!

>>722357394
Lol just because you barely know how to open notepad doesn't mean there aren't some seriously elite on this website. I've taken down MULTIPLE corporations and government agencies and I dont even do it for a living (yet). Hell, the other day I met one of the russian hackers that fixed the election on this board, so, yeah, whatever, n00b.

>>722359455
um yeah it's called protesting you retard. i just stole some of my brothers adderall... so i'm gonna be up (adder)all night jacking off to the most depraved anime porn that i keep in my EXTRA secret folder ;) i might even get the dog in on it (it's ok i'm a dog too)

>>722353155
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>722359793
>i'm a dog too

MODS MODS MODS

>>722353155
Hello, it is me, the only person to ever like shit posts. I have been summoned as this post has been shat for the 1000th time. I will awnser one of your questions and then leave to tend to my folders. Ask away

>>722353155
Lol, what sports do I play? How about a little thing called kendo? We'll see who's laughing when I give you a haircut with my katana :)

>>722360846
I can ask you any question?

>>722360846
What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?

>>722361006
Soccer. Good day citizens I am off to keep the streets shitty

>>722353155
Hey! It's an Icy Hot Stuntaz.

when this fuckin jersey shore looking douche said "so cash" i died laughing

>>722353155
Lol

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>>722353155
I'm an oldfag - i remember when this was funny

>>722354004
What is dead as "hell bitch faggot", is that where autistics go when they die?

>>722353983
This is bait.

>>722362530
autistics don't die. they 20 sided die

>>722353155
I'd like to hit you with my best shot. It'd be from my .44 magnum you wop piece of shit.