Sup /b/tards. My IQ is 173. For those of you unfamiliar with

>>722353136
MODS!!!

do u get pussy

Is ur mom hot?

>>722353136
A genius on /b/...
dear nigger, everybody has trips as IQs here, we dream with things robots wouldn't be able to compute and we masturbate to things no dick should be able to get hard about.
You're just a man op...and a faggot, you need to lurk more.

>>722353136
Tits or GTFO

>>722353136
how much dick does your IQ allow you to consume

>>722353366
>66 dubs that always tell the truth.
That's a relevant question.

What's the highest number you can think of

This copy pasta was stale even before it became so common.

>>722353516
2!

>>722353136
Timestamp before i take you seriously

>>722353136
Hi, I'm 19, my IQ is 137 (143 non-verbal, 128 verbal) and I went through high school with ease as well whilst barely studying or ever doing homework, and have a 9.9/10 for mathematics on my diploma. I have attention deficit disorder (of the non-hyperactive type), am a pre-operative transsexual, and have been undergoing hormone replacement therapy for the past 22 months.

My first question is, what compelled you to write this post?
Secondly, is that a picture of you?

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>>722353273
>>722353366
I'm a girl.
>>722353664
Ok.

hey op watch my video love to know what a GENIUS thinks!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7DBzR2ltM

>>722354080
Be my gf?

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then why are you on /b/?

>>722354080
Why the fuck did you draw a 2 like that.

Your two X chromosomes make your IQ obsolete

hi super genius

are you aware you also use this photo as your twitter handle?

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does it turn u on that my IQ is higher than yours?

>>722353136
regardless of your iq, you will die someday and return to pointless cosmic dust. everything is futile and nothing matters. the sooner everything ends, the better.

>>722354074
I'm bored.
Yes
>>722354287
No.
>>722354407
I'm bored.

>>722354080
You're gonna die of cancer, I promise.

>>722354074
post pics!

>>722354745
Good, be my gf?

TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

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>>722353136
Seen this fucking weak bait so many times

>ITT: newfags bumping bait

>>722353136
How do you understand things? Can you explain how your brain works when you are learning new concepts?

https://twitter.com/____astral

>>722354745
How relatable, I'm bored as well.
Do you like anime?

>>722353136
You've been 18 for years now. Stale pasta is stale.
1/10 I replied.

>>722354710
it totally does. #179 ftw

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>>722353136
The only thing bigger than your IQ is your inflated ego.

>>722353136
The reason why your pasta post is retarded is not because it's full of retarded lies but because you think synesthesia is a privilege. That's like saying "autism makes me better than you".

Boobs or GTFO

>>722353136
I actually have all these things but I waste my time on /b/ jacking off and playing video games I guess you do too op

idc about nudes but let's see that pretty face ur hiding lex luthor

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>>722354966
Posting a pic in this place seems like a stupid idea, but I don't really care.
It's a bit old, but I guess this'll do?

>>722355285
Yes i do.
What's your favorite anime?

>>722355812
179 IQ guy. I'm also ATTRACTIVE js

>>722353136
A high IQ is a birth defect just like a low IQ.

>>722353224
Kys

Please OP. We just want to see your flat tits.

do u do drugs?
if so which ones and why

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With Fries guy

whats ur kink

>>722353136
Never heard of you, and you sound like a consumer... you flex your so called smarts but yet you admit youre entire existance is trickle down from creators

>>722353136
You're not special, everyone says they have a genius level IQ. There is a difference between being smart and thinking that you're smart, and you're definitely not smart. A smart person wouldn't go to a cancerous site like this.

>>722354745
Tits/Dick or GTFO

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Why are you such an edgy cunt if your IQ is 173

what kind of literature do u dig

>>722355859
My favourite anime overall was Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, I really enjoyed that one. In terms of comedy the recent Sakamoto desu ga? was also quite good, and in terms of more less mainstream anime, NHK ni Youkoso was an interesting one.

>>722355893
What are you implying? I already have a boyfriend lol.
Show pics anyway.

>>722355812
Ew even with a bright light you're ugly

>>722356705
>My favourite anime overall was Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
kek.Your iq sure didn't stop you from enjoying edgy trash.

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>>722355812
brutal face.
also tits or gtfo

>>722353136
You're a liar and have Borderline Personality disorder.

Also, Jerry Garcia was mediocre at best.

>>722355812
>>722354080
You're a guy.
Btw did you take one of those online IQ tests? Or did you take the legitimate Paper test, if so take a pic of your IQ result

>>722353136
Out of curiosity, how do you feel when you're browsing /b/?
Does your synesthesia only apply to sound? Or can you taste/feel some of the terrible shit we write?

>>722356985
If her tits are as bad as her face ... just gtfo

>>722353136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZkw_AYlag

Saw the Grateful Dead 23 Times and JGB 9 times.

>>722356881
Hey, just beause I scored high on an IQ test doesn't mean I don't get dragged along by emotions easily.

>>722353136
>to understand music at a deeper level than most people

You're autistic.

>>722354407
Yeah, number one: that's terror.

Number two: that's terror.

>>722357158
How old are you?

>>722357012
>Also, Jerry Garcia was mediocre at best.

Mmm hmm.

You a Justin Beiber fan?

>>722353136
Dear OP, my IQ is 227, but I've been instructed to not reveal this fact, as it may put my life in jeopardy. My mother was abducted by aliens, who used and others to create human/alien hybrids. I am one of them.

I not only have perfect pitch, but can also recognize ranges of harmonics that you would find to be unidentifiable.

I spend my time listening to Frank Zappa, who was also an alien and composed music with entire submelodies that you will never hear.

Also, I am 12 years old and what is this?

Now, tits or gtfo.

>>722353136
I remember you. Last time you said it was lower than what you just said.

My IQ is 184. I don't consider myself a genius. I am just me and I like to learn. Anyone can learn anything they want.

Frank Turner is trash kiddo.
There were so many other choices that would've helped your argument, but you picked some "folk punk artist" who can't write a meaningful lyric no matter how hard he tries.
Good job buckaroo.

>>722353136
Sup OP
My IQ is 131. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, it means I'm firing with all cylinders but I'm not going to win any races.
For those of you unfamiliar with cars, I'm sorta smart.

I have no mental disorders, luck of the draw where everyone else thinks being defective is a badge of pride. I made straight A's with minimal effort because the school system is a joke that's made to push people through with C's or higher regardless of how hard they tried to fail short of literally doing nothing. I enjoy music.

Like most people my age, I listen to music.

All this, and I'm a 24 year old with a bomb-ass chemistry job.

Fuck off, snowflake.

>>722357551
Million Dead were good though

>>722357113
Why'd you put the OP in there as well? She doesn't look like a guy to me, putting aside what you said about me.
As for my IQ, I didn't get a copy of the result, but it was tested with a proper test by a professional psychologist at a hospital.

>>722353136
Yeah, but what's your EQ?

>>722357158
>Saw the Grateful Dead 23 Times and JGB 9 times.
Hi grandpa, what are you doing on 4chan?

>>722357425
38

first show was at 12. Once I hit high school it was mini tours through out until the end.I then toured with Phish for a bit and ended up in the Rainbow scene did the rainbow road for a second(sold/did a lot of acid) and then just enjoyed the scene on it's periphery, before ending up in DC as a political staffer. I escaped that, bummed around pot farms and odd jobs until i sold a TV pilot, currently in pre-production.

>>722357456
No, I'm a talented musician fan.

>>722357473
Zappa probably did that irl.

>>722353136
Here's a quick rundown on high IQ's:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

My IQ is over 9000 and you're a stupid cunt. By the way, you're a male, unfortunately sex is not a choice.

>>722357922
>>Saw the Grateful Dead 23 Times and JGB 9 times.
>Hi grandpa, what are you doing on 4chan?

Fuck off, you little shit. Your music SUCKS.

>>722357425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i58RTpucI6E

This was my last Dead show. You can see me in the audience.

>>722353136
>high IQ
>barely study

and that's why you'll never actually be intelligent. grades in highschool are inflated for weak egos to feel better. glad it made you feel complacent, kek

>>722357425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3gaA4r_07Q

This was my last show

Check the setlist for weird coincidences...

>>722357922
38 isn't that old.

>>722358121
No way - you can see me there, just standing to your left!

>>722358105
nice, thanks for the support.

>>722358319
you too. You were in the Phil zone? I was on jerry's side. Always on Jerry's side. Seriously, I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>722358319
>>722358248
>>722358121
I fucked up. that was the 93 show. HAHAHA

95 was my last show at RFK, but i was at that show too.

and that cap centre show was my first. i think i smoked way too much.

My IQ is 84. Am I a nigger?

>>722358578
Depends. Do you have a dark skin colour? If so, how dark?

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Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is 173. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Ask me anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYeGiKmwx78

Holy shit what the hell is Jerry wearing. NEVER SEEN HIM EVER WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER

>>722358640
I can't tell the difference between then and than and I have to look up all of my math problems.

>>722353136
Explain quadratics to me. You have two minutes.

>>722353136

What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

>>722358316
>38 isn't that old.
wut?
38 is too fucking old for this site

https://twitter.com/____astral

>>722358723
Wait. If you can't tell the difference between then and than, how were you able to communicate that, explicitly making a distinction between the two in the process?

Everytime i see this bait post the iq number gets higher last time it was 169

>>722358812
I seen 50 year olds up in here

>>722358812
And 13 is too young for this site, kid.

>>722358678
all that genius and still in high school

>>722353136
What kind of guns are in that cabinet?

I proposed to my girlfriend 3 weeks ago (she said yes). We had a pretty active sex, but she wants to get married in a church and has decided no more sex until the wedding. In her mind, this basically makes her a virgin again. WTF do I do?

>>722358767
...quadratics? As in algebraic expressions in the 2nd degree?

Lol

>>722358894
Idk I dropped out in 6th grade and I work at a Burger King.

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Not as high as people here (claim to be, anyway)
But still breddy gud, I think.

>>722353136
Do you like to have your ass licked?

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>>722357835
its some beta fag that took hormones he now goes by the little gay me of Eliza some young fag there are before pics of him

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>>722358800
let me call an expert for this question

>>722358969
Honestly I think you're lying.

>>722358912
the fuck lol
>>722358925
im 20 you nigger

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>>722359014
where can you take an actual accurate IQ test? I'm interested just to see

>>722354080
>>722355812

You're a huge faggot

>>722353136
Do you want to kick my 140 ass in a game of chess?

>>722359139
kek, good movie

>>722359226
That was done when I was a tween, so I have no idea.

>>722359274
Actually I'm bisexual.

>>722359274
Exactly faggot.

>>722353136
ok, but no amount of IQ will compare to how much of a faggot you are

>>722353136
You are a very pretty young woman, very smart, and can do whatever you set your mind to.

My question is what are you going to do with your gift?

It's one thing to smart, entirely different to not use it. In other words, if you don't use it, then how smart are you really?

>>722359638
Ahem. see >>722359472

>>722359434
did you take that is school?

>>722358968
wonderful, you can use google. i said explain, not define.

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>>722353136

>>722359867
No, i took it in the ass.

>>722353136
do you we care or do you want us too.. i'm confused.

>>722353136
>iq only in the single hundreds
kek

>>722359900
lol the trap failed already don't give it another chance he's googling the shit out of it as we speak. Acting like one of those"Durrr im smarter than everyone in the world"

>>722355231
that's right. Easy lurk

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>>722360037
I wanna die so bad and valentines tomorrow, I hope everyone suffers greatly tomorrow on this fucking dirt ball

>>722353136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzzV7G3xOUc

Ok, i'll ask then

Are you aware that no one cares?

>>722360122
Don't worry, I will be.

>>722359900
Check em. Not OP here, but they're expressions of X with limits at positive and negative infinity; some important quadratics that are not functions are used for plotting fractals, like the population curve and the Mandelbrot set.

>>722353136

do you like submissive sex acts?

Hey OP, I just figured out why you are bored...
ready?
The reason you are bored is because you are fucking boring.

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>>722360192
I mean the people who are going to be happy I hope they suffer greatly. I wish with all my heart

>>722353136
Prove that your real and not just a fat sweaty nerd like the rest of us.......

>>722354080
Can i get your number to talk? I need to practice with female interaction

>>722360372
That may just bring suffering upon yourself.

Do what you want, but try wishing good things for people and see what happens.

I know what it's like though, and trust me a lot of that happiness is for show and fake.

>>722353136
why you keep posting this bait? Just curious

>>722360408
This is a lame copy pasta shitposting, some people have to much time even for /b/ standards

>>722360372
That's why you're still a virgin and never had a girlfriend.
I have a date tomorrow with my girlfriend and i'd like to send you some photos of us fucking, can you post your email?

>>722353136
But can you make money at it?

>>722360745
I'm basically lashing out right now if you're too retarded to understand. I don't really feel this way but every time I try my hand at love the bitch acts completely phony and lies. either way though now I hope you two get in a fatal car accident since you want to act like a big badass

>>722360616
im just really pissed due to recent events and hope these happy cunts who don't deserve it suffer

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>>722361052
Does this barcode cheer you up?

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If you had any special snowflake powers regarding music you would not be able to stomach drivel like Jerry Garcia and Frank Turner.

>>722360978
Lol, you are mad my friend.
Are you still interested in my offer?

b8 copy paste :- )

>>722361738
Omg I'm so mad omg omg I'm raging

>>722353136
Jerry Garcia was a burnt out spic hippie piece of shit.

>>722353136
My IQ is actually higher than that, ask me anything

>>722362667
What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

>>722362937
I would say it's the correct answer

>>722363022
whoa, how'd you know?

>>722360469
yes

This is pasta, but only insecure people care about IQ. Mensa, the high IQ society doesn't count Stephen Hawking as a member, or anyone on that level, but counts housewives and TV hosts. Not the smart people who deploy their intelligence usefully and get credit for it, but the people who are salty about the level of respect they think they are in line for not being received. If this isn't pasta, get off /b/ and do something productive you chicken livered shit, earn the respect you think you deserve.

>>722363486
You seem smart, what's your IQ?

>>722363646
138

>>722363847
I have a friend with an IQ of 139, when he discovered mine he never talked to me again

You think it's normal?

>>722354080
Hold up your pinky, middle finger and index finger.

That writing could easily be a font.

>>722362064
Stay virgin my friendo!

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>>722353136
Damn OP....
Well I guess if my bait got this many replies I'd keep posting it too.
> wait.jpg
Is it even the same troll? What if it's a troll being a troll by pretending to be the first troll? Wuhhh???

>>722364003
What's your iq score?
Your friend is an asshole.

>>722364624
never tested it, just had an opinion that matched mine, from a 200+ guy - it's about 180 yet I feel dumb as shit

>>722353136
you just described me to a t except my iq is 145
Isn't watching moralfags squack at each other hilarious

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OP what do you see as the point in life is, why are we here etc. lastly, show me titties you cute piece of shit

>>722364908
>iq is 145
>can't spell squawk

>>722353136
Genius and intelligence aren't synonyms.

IQ is an abstract way to measure one's ability to rapidly acquire, and apply, knowledge of a new subject.

It's nothing without effort - it just implies that the individual will theoretically need to apply less effort to reach the same goal when compared to someone of average IQ.

http://som.yale.edu/news/news/why-high-iq-doesnt-mean-youre-smart

>>722364908
>thinking that an online iq test makes you smart
how is 11th grade jacob?

>>722353136
>173 IQ
>spends any amount of time on /b/

>>722365056
neurodegeneration due to prolonged abuse of my body
also Fat and probably on the spectrum. But to be fair I have nice hair

>>722364908
op and you just described me to except my iq is 203
Isn't watching moralfags squawk at each other hilarious

>>722364081
>I attack people on 4chan even though I'm a basement denizen who has plenty of virtual GF's

good luck in the real world, unwashed bum

>>722365341
Low IQ detected

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>>722365394
>let me use a big medical word to explain a simple typo
thanks doctor autist

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>>722365509

>>722365056
Also Smoked 3 grams of weed every day for 2 years while i was 14. I think this was probably what fucked me up the most, clean now but its irreversible

>>722353136
>Brags about intelligence on 4chan
>18 and still in high school
Are you fucking retarded?

Please look up Terrence Tao.

>>722365506
him, you, and OP just described me to except my iq is 347 isn't watching moralfags squack at each other hilarious

>>722365576
I had 100% every year in english because it was my favorite class. Just been a neet for 2 years and dropped out to look after my sister's child while she smoked her life away and popped out more kid's

>>722365508
Stay mad, my virgin friend.
I hope you will get a girlfriend at least once in your life (prolly not).

>>722365576
I honestly should kill myself tbh

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>>722365907
okay... I know people who had 100% in math every year who never went on to be math professors. don't kid yourself, you aren't a genius

>>722353136
This pasta is so old fuck off and dieee

>>722353136
You are too far above my level of intellect for me to come up with a reasonable question.

>>722365692
WTF? You guys just described me to except my iq is 444 isn't watching moralfags squack at each other hilarious? lel.

>>722366036
I never said i was a genius. Im probably borderline retarded the state my mind functions. I literally cannot keep a coherent thought.

>>722353136
If you're so smart, why are you still a gargantuan cum guzzling faggot?

>>722353136
I have devised a test to prove that you have 175 IQ:

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood but the woodchuck has 1 wing and is gay

>>722366162
haha, lol, you just descrbied me too except my iq is 445 isn't watching moralfags squack at each other hilarious?

>>722366173
why don't you off yourself then? Better than needing a tard wrangler to look after you.

prove it nigger

>>722366450
fucking hilarious, kek, you just descrbied me too except my iq is 456 isn't watching moralfags squack at each other hilarious?

>>722366621
Well obviously im still able to do menial tasks. But any career would be over before i start

>>722353136
Do you feel special?

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>>722366005
>lying on the internet to look cool
You do know you're not old enough to be on this site right, faggot? I think the one that actually needs a girlfriend is you based on your replies lol

>>722367571
not him, but

>posting anime pictures
virgin confirmed
you just lose the debate between two retards

>>722367844
>gets autistically mad at anime pictures
>on an anime imageboard site

it should be illegal to be this stupid, kys

>>722367571
>anime
When someone posts a fucking anime picture i always imagine some sad lonely pathetic smelly faggot with empty mcdonalds bags/cups all over his floor waiting for someone to reply to his obscure bullshit picture he posted.
>>722367844
kek, fucking weebs man.

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>>722367844
>>722368541