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W-welcome to therapy tea w-with Alice3d! Ask a p-psychologi

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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W-welcome to therapy tea w-with Alice3d!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!

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Reporting in.
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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bread
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Hi Alice :#
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you're a waifu, Alice.

I'll take a cup.
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whats cookin boih
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Can I have a kiss?
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>>722349849
hello alice
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>>722349986
WHY SHE SMOKIN NIGGA DA SHI DANGEROUS FOREAL BRUH THA SHI AINT EVN SAFE FO A MINOR BRUH
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how do you cope with the niggers that ask you to show your cock because you're a girl on /b/
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>>722349849
I can't stop building gunpla. what do
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Would it be a good idea to skip college and join the military?
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>>722349849
Is your gender dysmorphia a symptom of other mental health issues?
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how do I create a cult on the internet that believe anything I spew out of my autistic manly mouth?
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>>722349849
Can I be you little naked slave worshiping your fem cock? I wana squirt semen all for you my little trap.
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>>722349899
*cuddling in*
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>>722349849
Y u do dis.
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Good to see you again Alice:)
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>>722349986
No.

This, right here, is a waifu.
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Friendly Bump

from an ordinary person

:)
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>>722349899
2B <3
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>>722349849
Evening Alice, what tea is being served tonight?
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Hi Alice, after 10 cups of tea today I dont think I could stomach another.. Oh well, glad to be here!
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Ok everyone, l-let's see what tea w-we have for the night!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GBhhVDFRPi
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>>722349849
Hello, Alice. How do we begin?
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>>722350071
It's a very viable option that I would recommend you consider, especially if you didn't do too well in school. Often times people go into the military with no intention of continuing their higher education, only to earn their degree during their service or having the military pay for it after.

The way I see it, people have to mature a bit more after high school and learn some discipline. The military offers the opportunity for you to do so.

What branch were you considering?
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>>722350164
This
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>>722350270
It looks really bright, is it the day time for you?
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>>722350270
shouldn't some rich psychologist have a mic that records better than a fucking tin can?
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Why is death so scary?
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>>722349899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OeHKTM6aeq
-Koi
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>>722349849
>Pepsi.
Oh hell yeah.
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>>722350347
Nigger
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>>722350164
T-to help /b/ of c-course <4 N-now let me pour you a c-cup of tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YVmlDFzrFp
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>>722350050
DEADASS
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Hey its this shit again.
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Have a nice thread Alice.
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Alice, pls post your butt.
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>>722350347
nigger
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>>722350348
Death is only scary for those who fear the outcome of their afterlife.
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>>722350270
All I want is your little boipussy. We know you are in NYC, I am trying to find rentals with the same layout as what we have seen. So far its tough :(
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>>722350160
*puts her arms around you and pulls you in close* My night would not be complete if you weren't here.

>>722350238
Dearest sister! It wouldn't be complete without you as well.

>>722350354
The man with the honeyed voice. Thanks for being here, Koi.
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So this is a trap thread right?
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>>722350410
B is beyond help
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>>722350410
Did you actually help that anon from the beg thread?
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>>722349849
Source on trap?
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>>722349849
Why are your mods on twitch such fags??
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>>722350348
B-because you haven't d-done LSD or ketamine d-dear <4

>>722350347
I d-do <4

>>722350477
I only h-have a vagina dear <4

>>722350500
Nope!

>>722350525
I s-sent him money, y-yes.
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>>722350293
My dad was in the Air Force for 22 years, so thats what I was thinking. Its either that or I was thinking Marine Corps. Do you think it would be a waste to go infantry?
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>>722350495
Sorry about last week, I drank too fast and got fucked up.
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>>722350572
how is your tea doing
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>>722349849
If it doesn't show it's tits it's not worth nothing.

Are you worth nothing?
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>>722350572
Can you spike my tea?
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>>722350656
B-better than my b-butter <4
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Tea huh?

well... know of any that act as enhancements? improve motor function, increase reaction time, widen perception, ....stimulate Me?

i want to feel Alive.... full of life and ... energy. *sips energy drink*
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>>722350692
W-with what, darling?
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>>722350572
Do you wanna suck my cock?
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>>722350572
last time i saw u was on thank giving.

btw why is this an old video D:?
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>>722350474
Maybe.

>>722350572
I haven't but wanted to. I once had the opportunity but didn't. LSD vs Ketamine?
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>>722349849
Fuck tea I'd rather have heroin
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>>722350572
>HRT pills on the right
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Im sexually frustrated.... Would you help with some pics??
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>>722350768
Well that depends on the tea
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Why do you do the stutter thing so often?

As in, is there a psychological reason or are ya just doin' it for the fags who like that sorta thing?
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>>722350354
dope chords man

anyway, Alice, how long does it take a person to get used to/comfortable with a new psychologist?
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>>722350572
>I only h-have a vagina dear <4
Hope I get to find out one day
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>>722350753
Y-yes, kratom t-tends to do that in low doses, as d-does well, black tea in h-high doses!

>>722350776
B-because I c-cannot find my pictures tonight!

>>722350795
D-different drugs f-for different things!
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Are you the same person that was posting the psychology help threads since months ago or simply continuing the tradition?
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>>722350830
D-do you mean "vitamins"?

>>722350850
About t-three sessions <4

>>722350845
I'm n-nervous is all <4

>>722350852
Y-you won't <4
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>>722350605
STOP SUCKING SO MUCH OF MY DICK
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why do you dodge
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>>722349849
Is this supposed therapy for us or you?
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>>722350711
Hey OP.

Whats a strange thing you or one of your favorite coping mechanism I've never heard of?

Would really appreciate.

Your movements are deliberate and strong and I appreciate your cosplay a lot.
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>>722350605
Why not continue your father's legacy and join as well? Personally, I'd recommend the Air Force or Navy, as there are some promising STEM career options in those branches.

I wouldn't go for infantry. I've a handful of friends that did. The majority of them have came back with several issues, both physical and mental.

>>722350610
No worries. Though, you shouldn't drink to that point. Why are you hitting the bottle so hard?
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>>722350884
So I think u r lie chan and not our lovely Alice chan D:
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>>722349849
Hey there. It's been a long while! How've you been?
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>>722350884
What kind of tea are you drinking right now?
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>>722350884
Damn, now I need to figure out how to get those opportunities again without getting robbed.
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>>722350968
Narcissistic psychopaths such as yourself don't get nervous.
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>>722350884
Didn't VICE do a documentary on how some drug ... i think it was called Kratom was killing people in russia, though? it was gruesome how it seemed they had a flesh eating disease addiction to it?
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>>722350968
>Y-you won't <4
Its not like you have a choice
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Hey Alice , soo want to join on your tea but working very busy nightshift RIP . Wanna go home all ready.
-Ed
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>>722351085
it was called krokodil
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>>722351018
*for depression and social fuckuppery.
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>>722350850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SBMG6ONNf
-Koi
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>>722350967
S-same person, b-been years now <4

>>722350975
Piccalo told m-me to!

>>722351004
You <4

>>722351018
*blinks* C-can you rephrase the question?

>>722351042
Q-quite good, yourself?

>>722351075
Chai <4

>>722351081
G-guess I'm not narcissic then <4

>>722351085
Krocodil dear.

>>722351114
H-have a good night dear!
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>>722351193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_loop#In_cognitive_science
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>>722351193
I'm afraid of relationships because I'm afraid of rejection. Do you have any advice, Alice Chan?
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>>722350967
if you mean is this the same Alice, then yeah, it is.

>>722350968
okay, cool. that sounds not bad.

>>722351136
zero problems, she just transferred to the other side of the state. she was really cool and more like a friend to me, so a new person is a challenge for now.
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>>722351126
oh right. That was the awful one. Thanks.

>>722351193
So is Kratom legal? non-addictive...... safe? i dare ask.

Like for Tea use as we're suggesting.
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>>722351193
yea, rub that fucking meat, rub it you dirty trap.
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OP is a dude with an animu fag fetish

>Sage
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>>722351085
Luka pls
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>>722351023
I didn't! I just had one beer... a.. a big one...
But drank too fast, that's all, I've only drank beer lately though.
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>>722351193
Why do i keep visiting this website?
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>>722351409
hi anon
:)
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>>722351193
I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking. Unfortunately I gottga go sleep now, it's late where I live. When do you suppose you'll be back?
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>>722351193
I like the way you rub meat
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>>722351193
Wow so you've been doing this for so long. Wasn't certain since time in /b/ is convoluted.

What kind of psychological problems do you encounter most often?
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>>722351193
Ah I did it again.

>>722351128
>>722351018

I just hate myself a lot. Always feel like existing is wrong. what do you do when you feel like this? I still deal with it well. I choose to be honest with people and try my best at work, but its like a cloud.
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>>722351349
I use Kratom when I withdrawl from heroin.
Works fuckin wonders.
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>>722349849
http://alicelied.blogspot.de/2014_05_01_archive.html?m=1
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>>722351484
Can you tell my neighbors to not come over when I'm working out? I forgot I didn't have a shirt on and felt like an idiot
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>>722351434
No one escapes this shithole. You're here
F o r e v e r .
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>>722349849
Would it hurt if you took off that mask?
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>>722351325
Absolutely. L-let me ask you a question: Why are you afraid?

Me, I'm not afraid of rejection or failing or anything like that. Why? Because it is inevitable, it's a fact of life. You will fail. You will be rejected. Bad things will happen.

But if you put your best face on, if you optimistically and realistically confront the future, you can change it. You can make it better. You can learn from past experiences and move on to be a better person.

If you are afraid of rejection, why? Because one person might not like you the way you like them? So what? Learn from it, over come it, and find someone better Anonymous.

You deserve a happy ending, but you have to earn it.
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>>722351341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFkCfN7QWR
-Koi
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>>722350495
And my night is now complete. *rests*
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>>722351349
Kratom is l-legal in most places, generally considered only mildly addicting, and s-safe when used responsibly.

Like caffiene, but with a little more kick.

>>722351434
It's m-my home.

>>722351486
T-tomorrow <4

>>722351499
S-simple ones related to relationships.

>>722351573
Y-you may notice that blog has b-been removed. It's f-for a reason.

>>722351628
No.
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>>722351566
How about for people who have not done drugs?

>>722351588
Show off your muscle, no shame, you're the one working out, they can only admire.
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>>722351629
http://alicelied.blogspot.de/2014_05_01_archive.html?m=1
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>>722349849
are you anti trump or do you support our god emperor?
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>>722351325
rejection sucks, but if the worst you have to fear is "no", it's not as scary. it happens, all you need to do is become comfortable with it over time.

>>722351414
next time pace yourself by sharing.
I volunteer.

>>722351647
yeah, I'm getting that vibe. It's the whole starting from scratch after almost 2 years that complicates it.
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>>722351193
rub my tummy like that turkey breast
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>>722351414
Pace yourself, Nep. Enjoy your beer-based moment of relaxation. No one is going to steal it from you.

We'll talk on Steam soon, okay? Perhaps after the threads, if you're online.

>>722351711
Going to go play with your friends? Or will you be around?
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>>722351743
good good, now get your cock out and fuck it.
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Hey Alice.

Is there any good reason to use a recreational drug if I never have before? If so, which ones, and why?
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i think everyone in the world is evil except for me and this one guy i broke up with a month ago. whats wrong w me
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>>722351746
Opiate like effects at low doses stimulating at high doses.
Buy it online the smoke shop shit is overpriced and poor quality.
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>>722351743
Great to hear! See you tomorrow! :)
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Do you have any quick way to stop being sad, i'm not depressive just i'm terribly sad today
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>>722351629
>>722351781
It's not that I'm afraid of being rejected in the beginning. The only relationship that's truly made me happy was broken. And there wasn't anything either of us did wrong, my partner just decided it's better we break the deal and I went with her wishes.
Basically, I'm afraid with the same story reoccurring with anyone else nice I may come across.
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>>722351762
Actually, t-that link doesn't even w-work.

>>722351857
I d-don't have one.

>>722351873
No. Stay away from druigs unless you have a reason to use them.

>>722351880
Y-you have delusions of grandeur.

The world is bigger than you, Anonymous.

>>722351905
S-see you then <4
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>>722351880
What happened to you to make you think that? Outside of a mental disorder, someone or something must have triggered this way of thinking. Please, tell us.
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>>722351629
The only way to get over fear of rejection is to get used to it. The world isn't a Disney movie. You will get rejected a lot, don't sweat it, because the time you don't get rejected will make the times you did irrelevant
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>>722351965
M-music. Listen to fast music, with high BPM.
Dance to it if you can, even just a toe tap.

>>722351970
Okay. W-why are you afraid of that happening again though?
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>>722351743
Ah, so in a way, kratom.... is just as mild and common and harmless as coffee/caffeine?
one is a coffee and the other is a tea?
kratom just needs a little more responsibility than coffee?

>>722351894
Overdose? :\
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>>722351873
Recreation. Tho only if you have a strong will and self control.
>>722351781
Sure, lets get some cheap booze and slowly get wasted together someday.
>>722351822
Ok sis, I'm not sleepy so surelly we will!
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>>722351822
For your cuddles, I can make time.
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To be honest I want Alice to cook for me.

>>722351746
I don't have any, I had just honestly forgot I didn't have one on and don't usually take it off in front of people unless I'm at a pool or beach
>or tanning
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>>722352078
Y-yes. Just be responsible and g-go slow and you'll b-be fine.
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>>722352078
Nah its safe.
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>>722352070
how many people have you killed?
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>>722352025
>>722351999
i used to sin pretty hard and i realized how awful all of that was and how everyone else is only looking for the short way out of desperation by sinning and theres no one else that seems to realize this, except for this one boy that i really like but he doesnt like me back ig
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Shielder claim~
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>>722349849
>Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Would you say that manipulating the emotional craving of beta males to divulge information and attention to you so that you feel desirable is a symptom of daddy issues?
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>>722352070
Because there wasn't anything that led to the breakup really, it just sort of happened, and if this sort of thing can just ambush me whenever then it's like waiting for a snake to strike at you, in a sense.
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>>722352192
Two
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>>722351965
funny youtube shit. I recommend sleepycabin
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>>722352192
Considering he is mentally ill giving advice to other mentally ill people, I would guess more than one.
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>>722349849
Hello Alice.

I have a friend who makes poor decisions in his life. As his friend, I've tried pointing these out to him but he just doesn't listen. After one specific incident of me trying to offer advice and him rejecting it, I decided to stop and just let him make his poor decisions. Ever since, he's been going on a slow decline in his life and all I do is watch and "support" his actions.

Was my decision to stop offering him my help a poor one? Is there anything I can do to help him otherwise?
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>>722352196
S-sounds like you have some deeply held religious beliefs huh?

>>722352259
N-no such thing as "beta males", s-sorry. Human relationships d-don't work like that.

>>722352279
Dear, you c-could be hit by a car tomorrow, out of no where, and your entire life ended.

Why do you think getting rejected is so much different?
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>>722352145
:)

ok, Thanks.

...hmm... i wonder what it would be like to invent a kewl Tea that tastes like Chai but with some kratom mixed in!~
they both plant stuffs, just blend em together? :D

>>722352179
Alright.
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>>722351970
I can understand that, trust me. things fall apart sometimes, and it's not always a fast burn, sometimes it just slowly dies.
relationships are about 10% emotion and 90% trust and commitment. you need to find someone that makes you happy, but someone you can also rely upon and they can rely upon you. it's a choice to stay together, and it's hard to find another person willing to stay through the worst shit.

I'm sorry, though, friend. I hope you find peace, and you find what you're looking for.

>>722352092
sounds good to me. if it wasn't tomorrow, I'd suggest for valentine's.
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>>722352385
S-sorry, I'm female <4

>>722352390
Your decision to stop helping him was a decision. It had consequences. It wasn't poor or good, it was one that put your own life above your friends....and that's not necessarily a bad choice.

It's just one you have to live with.
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>>722351629
lol so Cliché. so how old are you?
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>>722351781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X8jYvwPa5l
-Koi
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>>722352405
>N-no such thing as "beta males", s-sorry. Human relationships d-don't work like that.
Do we really need to argue about this again. Only beta males wanna hear that crap because it gives them warm fuzzy feelings knowing their not failing to act alpha
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>>722352130
You're fine~
It's the thought that counts!

i'm sure it's not as bad as you're hyping it up to be! :P
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>>722351999
this webm made me cringe
pls get a better knife and throw this in the trash or sharpen it
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>>722352258
-hugs- Shielder claimer claimed.
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>>722352597
S-sorry, the science is already in <4 Y-you are wrong.

And facts don't care about who "wants" to hear them.

>>722352615
N-no thank you <4
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>>722352092
*nods*

>>722352124
Steam after the threads.

>>722352196
Sin. Doing things that are morally disagreeable? That's just part of life, that's part of what makes us human, is it not?

To chastise others for trying to live a life they'd like for themselves, by any means necessary is harshly judgmental and hypocritical. One could say you do the very same thing.

Tell us, anon. How did you get these notions into your head?

As for this boy...there are several of them out there. Surely you will find one who's beliefs align with yours. This current one? Not the first or the last.
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>>722352634
>hugs
if you claim me im going to claim you
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Sigh I got girl for Valentine's Day I guess I'm just gonna be home all day
What about you guys?
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>>722352509
That looks horrible.
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>>722352405
not really i just dont like pragmatism, people always seem to want to cure being sad or lonely by doing bad things for escapism, which i just call sin, and just knowing that someone does something like that makes me feel bad for them and hate them at the same time. my ex boyfriend also left me for a literal bodypillow and anime girls. cant get over him either
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>>722352607
It's a personal thing, they didn't seem to care much at all.
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>>722351629
>you deserve a happy ending

come over and give me one
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>>722351999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y451UhMh5W
Oh fuck.
-Koi
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>>722352687
>And facts don't care about who "wants" to hear them.
altfacts
suppose those come in handy when you're surrounded by beta orbiters whom are supplying you with that pussy on a pedestal validation
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>>722352390
You have to understand that you both can't know what's best for the other person. You can't always say "I know better than you" in a new certain way. If he looks like he wants help, then offer it as long as it doesn't involve money or doing things you wouldn't normally do.
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>>722352509
I have a hard time showing emotion. My gf understands that but I have this super sadistic side of me that only makes me feel slightly better when I inflict pain on her or other girls. What's wrong with me?
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>>722352799

If they didn't care, why should you? ~
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>>722350711
No offense meant, Alice, but If that's what passes for 'sensual' in your neck of the woods, it's no wonder your vagina has cobwebs in it.
>do come and see me sometime
>i'll learn you up right
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>>722352434
Are you hitting on me?
>>722352723
Are you also hitting on me?
>>722352699
Why won't you hit on me nee chan?
>>722352734
My father's birthday is february 14th, lol.
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>>722352434
Thanks for that, that's very insightful.

>>722352405
Because while I have things to live for there's nothing that makes me think "I can't die today." I don't care if I die, but I do care if I lose a relationship I care about, because that's something that goes to my core.
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I made it
>>722352882
There could be a huge amount of problems, you should prolly see a therapist though, neither I nor Alice know much about you
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Alice,

I've become distant from all that I ever had. I have no hobbies but video games (singleplayer). Lately I've been feeling very lonely and in a way depressed. I feel like I have nothing that I want to do and nothing that I like. I feel like I should be making friends but I simply do not know how and also find it really difficult due to the distance that I myself have put between me and the world.

I do not know what to do anymore.
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>>722352941
My father had a bf 4 days ago.
I hate him though.
Show more legs.
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>>722352941
maaaybe
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>>722352509
>S-sorry, I'm female <4
Then prove it
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>>722352797
Y-you call wishing to not be sad or lonely a "sin"?

>>722352803
I m-may be asian, b-but not that kind <4

>>722352839
The one with alternative f-facts here is you dear <4

>>722352882
S-sounds like you have anger issues, t-to be honest.

How bad do you hurt them?

>>722352937
I n-never claimed to be sensual dear. T-too much nerve damage!
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>>722351004
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>>722349941
You sound like you missed a train once
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>>722352797
You need to get off of your moral high horse there. Though I largely agree with you that loneliness and sadness doesn't necessarily have to be cured, but rather endured, you can't look down on people for wanting to try and cope.

Sure, a lot of times their coping methods are much more harmful than beneficial. But in that case, instead of judging, why not lend a helping hand? Often times people just want to talk, and it can be a lot more beneficial than turning to those "sins", as you refer to them.

Now then, the boyfriend. He left you for a bodypillow. I think you're 100x better off without him in that case.
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>>722352567
only issue is the fact that it's starting from scratch and loosening up again.

>>722352941
only if you want me to. I need a good excuse to get shitfaced one of these days anyway.
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>>722352990
I can't really show emotion probably cause Im a Gemini. Sadism is my therapy and she totally accepts it. Its just.. I want to show emotion more. Im actually a happy man
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>>722352990
It c-could also b-be nothing at all.

>>722353121
That s-sounds like anhedonia; h-have you been to a doctor yet?

>>722353133
Already h-have, lurk moar <4

>>722353211
2B t-that was brutal. Savage even!

G-give me some skin *holds up hand*
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>>722352905
There are things on my body I prefer not to show off. When I'm somewhere like at a pool or a beach people won't really look or care too much.
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>>722352941
Nep, you know I'm not looking for romance around here. Besides, that would be incest!

>>722353292
Thank you. Your praise is very encouraging. *high-fives*
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>>722353292
>Already h-have, lurk moar <4
You've done fuck all faggot
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>>722353130
Wut? Not Alice. I'm Neptune. A moron with shit memes.
>>722353132
-screams internally-
>>722353226
Don't blame me if it ends up getting kinky.
>>722353211
B A N T E R .
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>>722352699
i must say i agree with you, but it seems like im just blaming the world for certain things. sexual debauchery and drug usage in particular are two things that really get on my nerves because im an emotional person, and i hate escapsim. i wish humans were true with themselves and i really appreciate that this boy is and fits with me so well but left me hanging ig
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>>722353328
Body acceptance trouble?
afraid of things that make you unique?
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>>722349849
Please tell me you're not a trap. Also timestamp.
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>>722353257
>gemini
dawg first of all, astrology doesn't affect moods and behaviors, second im a gemini, and i dont actively want to hurt those around me, three >astrology
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>>722353406
*hi5* Body p-pillows are terrible.

>>722353428
T-this newfag n-need to lurk moar!

>>722353429
N-no, I'm Neptune now. N-no trade backs.

>>722353503
P-pick a webm, any webm
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>>722353429
lol so do you hangout here often?
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>>722351629
I'd like to blast my happy ending all over your face neck and chest
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>>722353142
>The one with alternative f-facts here is you dear <4
pfft
>"NO U"
Very immature. I suppose I'll be the grown up here and abandon thread before it devolves into a bunch of thirsty betas trying to flirt with you by calling you a tranny since you seem to have too much vested interest in not riling up betas by accepting the dichotomy which is obviously a real thing.
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>>722353142
id say trying desperately to not be sad or lonely by doing drugs or having sex is a short term way to be happy but has a long term effect of being sad.
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>>722349849
f-f-fruitcake
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>>722352797
I had a bit of a relationship thing end on the girl moving across the country, sleeping with the girl who gave her a home to stay in, then sleeping with her friend's best male friend, only to end up telling me that our relationship was not a relationship to her and when she said "I love you" she didn't mean "I love you".
I ended up getting a bodypillow because i wanted to cuddle something in bed.
I'm keen to leave my bodypillow for a real girl now (it's been put in the cupboard out of sight).
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>>722353292
I can't do my homework even though i want to, almost like my self won't let me. Is there anything wrong with me?
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This is a comfy thread OP thank you
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>>722353469
Possibly. I guess that is partly why I am here.
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>>722353429
you're not going to hear me complaining, trust me.

>>722353688
don't forget: you're here forever.
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>>722353662
I'll tell you, if you do your homework first
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>>722353611
Except it isn't d-dear <4 Welcome t-to psychology, f-feel free to bone up <4

>>722353621
D-does it? Those w-who have sex t-tend to have better and happier l-lives overall <4

>>722353662
Y-yes, you are lazy; g-go do your damn homework.

>>722353688
M-my pleasure! H-here, have some tea?
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>>722353659
me and my boyfriend would watch a bunch of anime together and have a great time and just one day after he got a bodypillow he just left for no reason and it seems like hes scared of having a relationship with me but i dont know how to help him and be happy again
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>>722353809
>f-feel free to bone up
if that means you, sure.
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>>722353523
But that's just your opinion. *airhorn*
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>>722353809
yep, definitely a trap.
sage
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>>722353812
He fell for the meme and became literal neckbeard.
Might be worth moving on, because he's lost for quite some time.
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>>722353809
i mean yeah but sex just seems so cold and pragmatic, sure it can raise confidence and help you be happy but its not true happiness
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>>722353710
You are okay~
:)
What is there to be afraid of?
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>>722353812
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>>722353809
??? >>722352973
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>>722353448
You're a straight-shooter and I respect that. You need someone that is on your same level. Have faith, you'll find them, somewhere. Provided you're looking in the right places, of course.

People tend to do things that go against my values ALL the time. Take my darling little sister. She likes to drink beer. To me, those are empty calories and the alcohol will stunt her growth and make her potentially do stupid things. However, I trust her enough that she will exercise moderation. And if she's ever in dire need to talk, a situation that would warrant heavy drinking, I'm here for her.

The point is, people have these things that you could consider flaws. Don't give them a hard time for it, but try to help them be better. If you don't care too much about them, keep your head down and do you.
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>>722353809
>D-does it? Those w-who have sex t-tend to have better and happier l-lives overall <4
Running away from your problems by fucking and doing drugs get you nowhere when it comes to being happy. All you will end up doing is making yourself feel even more like shit for fucking up and acting like a throbbing erection that wants nothing but empty momentary pleasure.
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>>722353292
>anhedonia
I have not been to a doctor. I feel pleasure through interaction, I feel nervousness and happiness too depending on what takes place.

Do you enjoy tea ?
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>>722350270
>TFW when it's daytime where Alice lives
>TFW Asian confirmed
I knew you'd never lie to us. :3
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>>722353917
S-some people want me to have a dick, s-some people d-don't, make up your damn minds.

>>722353881
N-no, too cobwebby

>>722353958
W-what is, then? Because psychology and neurology have confirmed "happiness" is dopamine. Anything releasing dopamine is as much happiness as anything else.

And sex releases a whole HELL of a lot of dopamine. Oh, and it isn't cold either, it's hot and wet and sloppy, even for someone missing skin like me.

I think maybe you don't know what happiness is dear. So maybe you shouldn't judge others.
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>>722349849
Hey Alice.

I've been together with my girlfriend for over 7 months and as the time passes I feel (very slowly rising) desire to cheat on her.
I love her, she loves me, we have a very healthy and happy relationship, all that good stuff. And yet, I just want to do it to see how it feels.
(If it matters, this is my first long term relationship and I never cheated before.)

Thanks in advance.
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>>722353889
Find me any scientific evidence that says the day your momma ripped you out of her womb determines your behavior
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>>722353812


>>722353991
People asking questions.

>>722354151
Alice doesn't clean themselves?
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>>722351999
>check'd
I agree with >>722352615. Sharpen that knife before you hurt yourself with it. Jeez.
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Hold me, Alice
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>>722349849
Why am I attracted to children?
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>>722354108
Is t-that so? Odd then that sex is q-quite good at releasing dopamine then.

>>722354117
I d-do, but I mostly make it f-for Anonymous <4 You s-should seek medical attention.
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>>722354151
>S-some people want me to have a dick, s-some people d-don't, make up your damn minds.
Show us what you got then your attention whoring faggot.
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>>722353809
Alice, I don't have alot of time because i'm working at the moment, but just wanted to say that I absolutely love your threads and don't pay attention to the shit posters.
>Hugs, pic related.
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>>722353812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hAmL5Cp2no
-Koi
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>>722354208
Why don't you let them ask?
what would you lose? it's only simple questions from harmless fellow citizens.
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>>722354151
is your advice supposed to seem very standoffish :(

idk being lonely makes me blame things on people as a collective rather than myself. it seems like because of my moral compass im surrounding myself in people i hate.
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>>722354304
H-here you go, hun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEqsJql3xt0
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>>722353406
Why did you take it seriously?! Hnnnnh!!!
>>722353544
Then I'm Alice now. Please contact me with all your bank account info, and social media accounts info as well.
>>722353589
Not much, more often at Reimu's.
>>722353749
Naizu :^))))
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>>722354304
instead of genitals, Alice has a massive void. it's where she stores all her love for us.
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What is the happiest, most high point in your life?
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>>722354267
>Is t-that so? Odd then that sex is q-quite good at releasing dopamine then.
Are you really so fucked up that you think that attachment less fucking does anything but make you dead inside. Humans need to have relationships for any of that shit to even matter, just fucking strangers is a surefire way to get deep depression.
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>>722354392
I do, I just don't like talking about it. I would rather talk about what is on my back than on my stomach.
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>>722354496
Replace "is" with with "was"
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>>722354384
*hugs* T-thank you <4

>>722354406
And y-you don't consider blaming others because you feel b-bad a sin?

>>722354496
*laughs softly* You wouldn't wanna hear about that.
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>>722354034
seems like my standards are way too high. and im not just even talking about relationship type stuff either, i cant seem to really connect with any of my friends.
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>>722354451
come on over to /waifu/ more often
im going to take a nap now, see ya~
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>>722354560
But I doooo
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>>722354154
You could just do you own research on people who've cheated in a healthy, happy relationship. We live in an age where you can read other people's stories to figure out how it feels. So the excuse of wanting to "see how it feels" doesn't really hold up.
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>>722354151
the real question is do you want to have a dick?
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>>722353226
Stfu you fucking Lesbian and serves me a piano man, I'm tired of traveling in time to turn Earth into a territory already developed in Italian fascism.
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>>722352558
I like your doll please give me a lot of pictures of her
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>>722352839
The whole "alpha" thing (as fallaciously applied to human sociology) was based on a misunderstanding of wolf social hierarchy, you dense motherfucker. Jock morons with no personalities lapped that shit up, though, and use it to rationalize bullying and other assholery (and to mask their own insecurities). Weak. As. Fuck.
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>>722354560
yeah i guess you have a point, maybe i have an issue with solipsism. but it seems like connections with people are hard to come by and people are going after the wrong connections.
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>>722354683
But I am part of the elite, I'm too busy being a jackass in discord like all the elitists do.
>>722354759
Piano Woman for the faggot.
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>>722354518
Give it time...

maybe you'll be able to move on and gain acceptance with it.
and be more comfortable.
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>>722354267
>sex is q-quite good at releasing dopamine then.
Thats all you care about? You certainly have the dead eyed attitude towards sex that most faggots have, going around fucking everyone that will take your cock without any emotion.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dRujWqgR9Y

MY SHITPOSTS WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>722354992
agreed
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>>722354758
I d-do not.

>>722354706
Six years ago, while I was running threads just like this, two very close friends of mine, Nia and Miku, waded into the dirt and raving mobs of /b/ right along side me, and helped me turn back the tides of hate and pain. It was a moment I'll never forget, and though many of those people now hate or abhor me or are, themselves, quite awful....

Well. It was pretty amazing to see what people can do, if you give them a chance.
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>>722354560
-_-

Could someone please explain this insanity to me?
This is a new level of crazy even for /b/
I've been here since the fappening and have never seen this before.
That's a dude, right?
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>>722354451
Was I not supposed to? I'm sorry, I'm still getting used to your manner of speaking.

>>722354575
If that's the case then you have two options, the way I see it.

1.) Calm the fuck down and lower those standards. People will feel more at ease and enjoy your presence if they feel as if they're not being judged. Also, by not looking down on others you'll be able to connect to them deeper. Maybe get to know them better. Don't you think that there is more to people than what they do when they're feeling down? Why not find out? It's a good start.

2.) Continue with those misguided standards you have set for yourself and others. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for virtuosity and eudaimonia. But this is taking it to a different level.

It's your choice.
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>>722354741
also, don't cheat. you feel immense regret after it.

>>722354759
I'm not a lesbian. and it's tea time.
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>>722354267
>medical attention
I will try. Do you make these threads daily ? How long do you keep this up?
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>>722354989
One day maybe.
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>>722355074
>I've been here since the fappening

LURK MOAR
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Hello, what'd I miss.
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>>722355067
Not what I expected, but that's a nice memory to look back on. Nice moral too.
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>>722355142
Alice's schedule is usually mon/wed/fri evenings.

>>722355074
Alice has been here for at least a decade now, I think.
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>>722355167
*hugs*

not much any of us can do else.

the rest is up to you.

...you're gonna carry that weight.
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>>722355229
I take occasional breaks to regain a semblance of normalcy.
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>>722355276
Is it time to engage Alice once more? I'd love to see you two go at it again. It was very poetic.
>>
>>722355074
>I saw a 4chan pranks compilation on youtube and now I am an oldfag: starter pack.
>>
>>722355067
>Six years ago, while I was running threads just like this, two very close friends of mine, Nia and Miku, waded into the dirt and raving mobs of /b/ right along side me, and helped me turn back the tides of hate and pain. It was a moment I'll never forget, and though many of those people now hate or abhor me or are, themselves, quite awful....
Did you all fuck eachother? Triple trap fuckpile would be interesting to watch.
>>
>>722354230
Were you molested as a child?
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>>722355074
W-wow, you are really new here huh?

>>722354992
W-welcome to neurology dear <4

>>722355142
I d-do them daily, and I h-have kept this up for six years.

Feel free to email me at [email protected]

>>722355352
*smiles* It w-was quite nice.

>>722355541
All t-three of us are biogirls dear <4
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>>722350968
Alice, for your sake and ours, please get a proper potato peeler, hell, I'm broke but I'll buy you one for all you've done for /b/. You need it.
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>>722355464
And no hair trigger moderators on her Twitch channel can stop me this time.
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>>722355276
Nothing important, only a few Jews burned and the fall of the nazi empire.
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>>722354154
I just realized, I should've asked a question as well. My question is why. Why do I want to cheat on her?
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>>722355665
Is that all? When do we put the kibosh on Islam?
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>>722355635
All of t-these pictures are f-from months ago d-dear.

>>722355659
D-dear, I've b-been getting banned on 4chan f-for the last few weeks. I w-wouldn't put it past them t-to ban us all at once soon.
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>>722355452
shits been going on for like 6 years dawg, idk where youve been
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>>722355619
> [email protected]
That address is just adorable
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>>722355079
Nope, I'm usually flirty along my friends.
>>722355659
Hii! When is the next race war?
>>
FUCK ME
>>
>>722355619
i saw an adams apple pop into view 0.o
>>
>>722355792
RACE WAR NOW NIGGA
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>>722355619
forgive me, I didn't remember these were daily. I only tend to catch even day ones, I guess.

>>722355715
you don't want to. don't do it, bud.

>>722355792
wait, does that mean I qualify as a friend now?
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>>722355782
M-my other one was [email protected] I t-think.

>>722355821
No, no you didn't dear. I don't have one.
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>>722355743
Does make for a lovely break when they do drop it.

>>722355792
NOW!
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>>722355659
Oh, the two of you got into it on the Twitch? I never attend the streams. I was referring to the last thread.

>>722355792
Careful with that. As charismatic as you are, you're bound to hurt some feelings.
>>
>>722355743
Wait, what were the staff on 4chan banning you for? I don't see you doing anything wrong.
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>>722355743
do your wealthy parents know they're funding you to live in a den of faggy niggerdome?
>>
>see advice thread last week
>get some solid good advice
>check out schedule
>Whelp, curse of GMT strikes again, I won't see this again
>fastforward to present
>have to get up in the morning
>laying awake in bed, can't sleep
>"Hey wait, isn't this one of the times?"
>It is one of the times
Well, at least I got to see one of these live. Maybe I should make some tea to help me against the cold while I'm here.
>>
>>722355810
FUCK YOU
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i dumped her and now i miss her so bad.. but i was unhappy. i feel pity for her... she said she was so deeply in love and i... i just was not happy...
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>>722355619
what made you decide to make beef this time senpai, i thought it didn't make you feel well. Also when you post these have you already made them most the time or are you eating it while you read and post?
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>>722355885
They silenced me for 600 seconds for daring questioning her threads and her preparation of them. Good times were had.
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>>722355901
All s-sorts of things.

>>722355903
I l-live on my own and am independently wealthy d-dear <4

>>722355935
W-welcome back!
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>>722355935
This is one of Alice' threads. About now is when Reimu starts theirs and this one will not be around much longer, I don't expect.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1otopZn3I6I
-Koi
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>>722355852
If you want to, yeah!
>>722355838
>>722355866
Alright, first mudslimes, then who? Jews?
>>722355885
Sadly, I know :(
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>>722355792
this
>>722355866
is
>>722355982
so
>>722356006
fucking
>>722356031
CRAZY
>>
Good to see you again, Alice!

No cooking tonight?
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>>722354763
lurk the loli threads

>>722354230
i think i have an idea why...
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>>722350711

You can get anything you want,
at Alice's restaurant
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>>722355982
How long ago was this, anon? *cups your shoulder*

You had a good thing going and now it is gone. But you were exercising your foresight for a chance at a truer, more permanent happiness. Things are going to get better, I can promise you that. It will sting for a good while though, I'm afraid.
>>
>>722354151
>cobwebby
Let a kind Anon sweep those cobwebs out for you? I'm totally cool with you wearing a mask during. If it makes you feel better, I'll wear one, too. ;^)
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>>722355935
hi friend <3 welcome home.

>>722356075
aw shucks. sounds good to me.
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>>722356006
I t-tend to eat it as well.

>>722356018
I'm n-not quite sure that w-was what you said, actually.

>>722356096
Only on f-fridays dear
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>>722356075
Dont forget spics
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Say Alice, of all people that are easily spotted you're the likeliest one to know.
Remember the guy who made these images?
What ever happened to him.
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