You run into her deep in the woods, and she asks you to follow

Follow her

Eggs

if I ever found a naked woman covered in mud telling me that i'll go into the opposite way running tbh, i mean, that shit just looks very suspicious

I say I'll do it if she lets me touch her tiddies

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>>722346439
That aint mud

>>722346344
Ask her to show belly then go to bed, then I'll activate my almonds while cumming on floor tiles because it'll take a crane to get her out.

>>722346145
Run the fuck away. She's probably crazy and wants to kidnap and rape me.

>>722346145
turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Tackle her first, and rape her. That way if I follow and she DOES lead me into a fatal trap, at least my balls will be empty.

Ive read too many skinwalker threads for this shit

>>722346145
Do it, they are pedophiles too, but they just dont admit it.

>>722346939
Faggot

>>722346145
Ask her if she needs help, if not, then continue taking the kid I lured deeper into the woods

>>722346145
I'd have sex with her

>>722346145
>>722346145
run the fuck away from the witch

>>722346145
Leave the Fey alone. I'm not going out like that

>>722346764
>4chan the post

>>722346145
If that's poo-poo no thanks. Turn 270 degrees and walk away.

Walking my checks. I must be circles in map.

>>722346145
Tie her up.
On a tree.
A burning tree.
I ain't fucking with no witches.

>>722347079
You'll go far anon.
Never fall for the b8 m8.
Never.

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>>722346145
>>*tips fedora*
>>*offers her trench coat*
>>m'lady

clearly a witch of the forest

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>>722346145
Fuck that, probably lead me to a cult or something that will murder me. Or serial killer husband or something.

>>722346145
There is a 100% chance she would take me to her coven, but I haven't been laid in 7 years, so I'd undoubtedly tag right along.