>Walk into your apartment >You find Taylor Swift standing

>>722335660
breed with her
push her into my bed pin her down and fucker her without a condom

i would grab her underwear and stick it in her mouth if she starts to screem

cum on her 50 times before letting her go

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>>722335660

>>722335660
Wondering what the hell am I doing in an apartment since I just bought a house

>>722335660
Ask her if she wants to fuck so that after she can write a song about how I emotionally hurt her.

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tell her how i got my scars.

>>722335660

Ask her for some shekels cause I'm poor.

I would cook her a nice dinner, strike up an conversation and get to know her real person not that staged personality no one cares about.

Maybe she is a decent human being.

>>722335660
Pay my team and thank them for their services.

>>722335660

> pull out my CCW

> obliterate the home invader

> sue her label for the cost of my match grade hollow point 5.7x28 rounds

>>722335660
Ask her if she wants to fuck
If she says no, rape her

>>722335660
Rape her to death.

Ask her to leave. Her music is shit and she's shit as a person. I'd also tell her to write a song called "Maybe I've Been The Problem This Whole Time and I'm Just Realizing That"

Sex in the missionary position

Ask if I can worship her feet

>>722335660
Wonder why the fuck I have an apartment when I own a house

>>722336352
lewd

>>722335660
tell her to get the fuck out before i rape her.
>>722335868
this.then lock her in my basement until she spawned me a child then let her go.
>>722336169
if i came down to it this .
>>722336201
half of this mostly the rape part.
>>722336352
several hours of this.

>>722335660
Throw that bitch out and play some of my gg allin records.

>>722336909


BITE IT, YOU SCUM

>>722335660
I don't know how you got in but you're never leaving and will be pregnant every 9 months.

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Cum and start farting

>>722335660

I saw that interview...despite being obviously scripted, she was utterly cringeworthy -.-

Idk what you fuckers see in this girl. I think she's annoying.

Check out the Blake Lively Vogue interview...holy fuck...she's fucking perfect

>do a 360 and walk away

>>722335660
Push her out and close the door, I don't want a rotten pecker

push her out of the way and find a good video to knock one out

>>722335998
Holy shit can she fly?

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>>722338710

>>722335998
You're my butterfly, sugar baby.

Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>722335660
Look for my cat.

That bitch ain't taking my cat.

Make America great again by grabbing her pussy

Ask her for $5 million & make us dinner.

TAYLOR WE KNOW THIS IS YOU POSTING

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>be me
>have sex with her
>so it's like I had no-homo indirect sex with John Mayer
>next month she writes a song about the best sex she ever had
>I leave her, said I was never thinking bout her while balling
>she writes a full album on me
> I sue her
>win win win win win

>>722335660
Put my keys in the bowl, have a shower and go to bed. Guess it's time to up my dosage.

>>722335868
>breed

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>>722335660
>Spaghetti immediately starts to form in my pockets

>>722335660
Slice her throat, then rub her blood all over my naked body and dance around the room

>>722335660
>pleasure meeting you
>odd your here but can I get you a cup of coffee or wine?