hey /b/ 25 year old guy, never had a GF, trying tinder but pretty

>>722335102
that fantastic voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9dgJwrM7g

Also a general post your tinder story thread

>>722335102
>you ever use the haptic feedback to tickle your asshole while you flick the bean?

how about not talking about video games

>>722335313
She stated in her profile she was a big fan of them

Dis is bait

>>722335358
she probably also a big fan of dick you don't talk about that do you

>>722335201
She sounds bored talking about video games, neckbeard. Ask her what it's going to take to make her cheeks clap.

>>722335358
Talking to tinder hoes about shit in their profile description is bait so they can catch and release the betas. Don't fall for that shit man

>>722335358
ok mate, you talked enough about video games then. please stop this is torture.

>>722335102

Try finding out what they like and talk about that.

>match with 18 y/o college bitch on Tinder
>I go to a University in the area
>she immediately wants to fuck
>go to her house at 1 am last night
>fuck her - massive titties, big ass
>leave, she tells me she wants to do it again sometime
>tfw you find a bitch who wants nothing more than to hook up rather than hang out and go on dates
>shit's cash

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ok, will change topic

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Start with stop talking about video games you gock. Ask what she likes to do in her free time and such. Can't be so hard fellar right?

>>722335521
post a larger pic o her

>>722335448
This would explain a lot of my failures...

honestly you kind of sound like an asshole while talking to her, so not sounding like an asshole would be a good start

Please don't talk about video games with a girl on tinder... Talk about what she does in her free time and be interested in her life (not to a stalker level), and if she starts to all you about your life she is interested in you. Remember everything she says and you can use that knowledge later if you are talking about something. Ask how her day was and ask what she's interested in. Don't talk about your own hobbies if she doesn't ask, just remember that if she askes new questions (not about the current subject) she is interested and you know that you can keep on talking to her because there's something you got that interests her

I'll be in the thread if you need help

Bro, the video game talk is not going to up your pussy rate, even if she says she's into them.

This shit is cringy as fuck.

>yfw her taste is better than yours, you fucking Nintendo autist

>>722335704

Good advice.

>>722335683

Explain

>>722335102
mate, I don't know, I am pretty autistic when it comes to chatting with strangers..but you talk too much about video games

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>>722335102
talk about minecraft, Im sure it gonna work

>>722335521
"So are you a take out to dinner type of gal or just hang out at my place?"

>>722335102

Pretend to be a normie.

dubs decides if op is an idiot

>>722335102
Try not to get too personal ya feel?

>>722336175

i am on it, i'd say flaming faggot

>>722335102
tell her you love her

>>722335102
you already blew it talking about video games like that right off the bat

>>722336336

Thank you. This is it.

>>722335102
Don't ever come here for advice

>>722336056
Yea like type more casually your full grammatically correct cased and punctuated sentences make you read like a robot

>>722335102
Ask for nudes

>>722336468
you just contradicted yourself

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>>722335102
These are probably the most autistic Tinder screenshots I've ever stumbled upon. You obviously never had a girlfriend

>>722335704
Continue

Good subjects: Sports, Movies, studying/working, family (not on the stalker level again), what interested her in tinder, Music, etcetera.... Just find something that she think it's comfortable talking about and you should not have a negative attitude about her intresets. You are on tinder because you want to find a girl right? So just play it smooth and pretend to be comfortable in whatever you're talking about, you don't have to act like an asshole and give her shit for what her intresets are. And be yourself, I guess you're not a pussy Slayer that is out for her pussy so just keep talking and do not hope for something that maybe won't come true, if you like her just keep it up and see where it takes you

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>>722335102
>Do you even video games

We can't help OP if he won't help himself. Gotta get rid of that neckbeard + fedora combination /b/ro

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Be sarcastic. That always helped me, but also witty. if you had a fedora, that'll get you some wetwork.

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>>722335102
>you liek vidya games?
Jesus christ man

Update OP?

>>722337191
to late.

op is kill

Remember not to send photos of your cock it is still too early

>>722335521
what do you say we grab a drink and a bite to eat this weekend ? :)

>>722337191
OP is shaving his neckbeard I'm assuming

>>722337378
bad idea... too early

>>722337352
No

>>722337191

Sure, turned myself down a notch

>>722337378
This. Offer her dinner, but after you get to know her and she gets to know you. Talk a bit more

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>>722337191
Update

>>722337470
my boy this neckbeard is gonna keep talking about fuckin video game consoles the whole time he need to do something NOW!!!

Better

>>722337641
great !

>>722337641
Ask her out!!!

>>722337635
ask her about her day

>>722337825

I really don't know her, I think I should ask a few questions at least

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>>722337641
my boi OP about to score some pussy

>>722337641

nice job neckbeard, /b/ will get you laid yet

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>>722337641
This is... wow, man, atleast sound someone interested in that. Come on OP, I believe in you....ish.

>>722337641
the inquisition continues

>>722338030
explain?

>>722335448
As a femanon let me say this;
accurate.

OP just update us as soon as she writes something, /b/ is gonna get someone laid

>>722337880
you dummy you get to know her on the date

>>722335102
Take a fucking hint OP, she obviously isn't interested in talking about "how the PS1 aged"

Fucking autist

>>722338081
OP here, please keep me updated on this one

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>>722338081

>>722338114
Show feet

>>722335201
shes still bothering to talk to you, but she doesn't want to talk about video games, ask some questions about herself or she gonna stop talking

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>>722338206

>>722338130

Yup will be

>>722335170

Are you fucking serious?

>do you even video games?

>vidya
>4chan slang

Friend, what the fuck is wrong with you? Just be fucking normal and remember 4chan is just 4chan, you're not supposed to sound like that anywhere else!

Just ask her about HER, not necessarily YOUR interests.

You're not done yet OP. If she wasn't interested, she wouldn't keep this up and start talking exclusively to (the bare minimum) 10 other guys trying to fuck her brains out.

You need to learn how to escalate. It lets her know you are not some beta cuck and want something more than talking about video games.

>>722338206
stop spamming this shit we are working on Samantha now!

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Jesus Christ. OP is a hopeless case.
Women go on tinder to have fun. You are asking her boring questions. You have to be cheeky, tease her, say funny, weird, crazy things to stand out.

Basically be a cocky fun guy that is confident.
What you are doing is asking a bunch of boring questions

>>722338114
tits or gtfo

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>>722338114

Thread is kill

>>722338616

Thread is death process :(

>>722335102

23 and never had gf either. held jobs with female interaction, females of all ages, just never pursued romantic relations, no interest in social interaction whatsoever, lots of guys seem to have many problems with women, with money, and just women being retarded and not understanding what logic is.... been infatuated with computers since 13.. don't think i have gone a single day for 10 years without some interaction with a computer.... what do? git money git bitches? fake confidence? pretend? fuck knows bra

>>722338907
Jesus

Way to bring the mood down, pal.

>>722338907

Read about Borderline, understand most women seem to have traits, understand life beyond reality.

after her next reply:

if she asks a question: dunno but send nudes or die
if she doesn't ask a question. send nudes or die

>>722338380

>Do you know what your dad's dick looks like?
>I can literally fuck my own ass.
>Are your nipples the same as your mom's?

OP we need updates here.

>>722338114
That's a semi-colon. You wanted a colon. Show me your colon

>>722339268
still waiting on her reply

>>722336825
not OP here but honest question, how do you talk about movies and music with normies who dont have autistic-level interests in both? just thinking about doing this online as well is enough to make me cringe

>>722339336
not femanon but here's my colon

:

>>722339489
>:

Fucking nice.

I recently upped my tinder game and I've maybe got some advice.

Don't start a "longer" convo - Start with some cheeky shit like "If you were a bird, you could sit on my stick" and then ask if they would meet up for a walk in the park or something.

So, dont chat more than 10 messages before meeting up.

I always meet someone first in a public place, then it's easy to call off if the chemistry is not there. Nothing worse then inviting some fat chick home at your place and she can't take a hint to leave.

These two simple thing helped me a lot, cause I didn't know shit in the first years of using tinder.

Btw OP, don't awnser her really fast, take like 1 minute on you to awnser (not if you're already in a disgusting with her, then you can write as soon as you can) just don't look like a nolifer that reads the chat every 10 seconds

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>>722339489
Baby that's hot

>>722339489
moar

>>722339052
the truth hurts sometimes. nothing benzos and booze can't fix tho, the legit B&B

>>722339443
If you start a question with "honest question" you have already revealed your deceitful intention

>>722335102
How about fixing your grammar first?

OP we need an update man!

>>722339562
Been doing the online dating thing since before Tinder existed and this advice is gold.

Any chance of pussy kill too

Be a man and talk to girls.

>>722339713
??? i literally do want to know how its possible

>>722339350

Not gonna happen

>>722335102
>>722339818
Eggs

>>722339730
How fucking new are you?

>>722335102
Know what feels bro

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Where did I go wrong with this land whale?

>>722340027
nothing. She is wrong

Holy shit this is cringe. Dude I use a fake fucking profile to troll tinder and use video games as a main topic bc no girl actually gives a fuck.

>>722335102
Don't.

>>722339562
>"If you were a bird, you could sit on my stick"

Any girl worth her salt would instantly pin you as a narcissistic piece of shit. Don't do it.

>>722340027
you replied kinda late. i bet she was horny and rubbing her clit while browsing pof looking for a fuck buddy.

reply faster next time.

get out normie

>>722340027
looks like you just did everything wrong

first reply was two days later, she already found someone to fuck probably,

your second reply is simply not going to work, women get these all the time

and in the third you sound like a bitch

>>722340512
>they do not understand

>>722340027
You forgot "answer me rancid swine"

>>722340027
Took you two days to acknowledge her. Are you autistic? Not even joking about that.

>>722340280

I most say that I have never got a bad response to that, only that it is corny :p

But I'm from europe, so maybe the ladies have a different mentality here. I have also used "If you were a duck you could swim in my lake" or something. Cant fucking remember them anymore :D I had so many :)

>>722340564
dunno why but I just died of laughter. typing this from the afterworld ama

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>>722340945
>:p
>:D
>:)

>>722340945
do you open with your cheesy line or do you present it after exchanging a few lines?

>>722335358
lol what a fucking retard girls claim to love video games just to have more guys drool over them, also so you seriously think she goes on tinder to chat about her favourite console?

All the guys she meets online already duck up her psn inbox saying how she is the perfect girl, in case she even plays at all

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>>722340945
>excessive use of emoticons

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/b/ giving tips on getting laid Hahahahahahahahaahahaha

>>722335201
>jrpg
You fucked up there. Speak on different subjects not just games. I'm a game freak and have no idea wtf a jrpg is.

>>722338114
>Doesn't know the difference between ":" and ";"
>femanon confirmed

>>722335170
>Talking about video game console aging
>"Idk mine lasted forever"

>>722341245
this. all girls are the same. start to talk about dreams, traveling, adventures and shit like that. story telling. use situational humour and fast get to meet here. stop talking about such bullshit. who the fuck talks about video games in irl that long. stay natural and dont be a try hard,

>>722341470
this is clearly bait. next topic will be furry porn i guess.

>>722339562
You are obviously hitting on fat ugly chicks already if they agree to meet up in under 10 messages, and one of the being
>if you were a bird, you could sit on my stick

>>722341229

Usually I start with it as an icebreaker.

But it depends - If I can say something fun or cheeky about her pics, that is preferred. But that is not easy to come up with something good about her pics. You write something, that makes you stand out from the crowd kinda thing.

Because 100 guys are texting her "Hi" and 100 guys are texting her "You look beautiful".

>>722341371
>>722341194

Funny thing - Girls dont like if you dont write emojis. I have to be better at that - for fucking sure.

>>722341804
I'm serious?

>>722338114
Kek

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>>722335102
People like themselves, subtly copy their grammar habits, things such as if they say 'lol' after something, try that.
Fucking psychology nignog.

>>722342095
This is true, if you want to hit on girls 16-25 you have to use emojis, mostly the retarded laugh-cry one

give up you re fuck up
try to be gay

>>722342095
I do that TOO often while not wanting to delete my account
>:^)

>>722339541
Sauce?

>>722335521

You dont like battlefield!?

Bye bitch I hope you get fuxking gang raped by a pack of wild niggers

>>722343096
OP here. Battlefield sucks.

>>722336678
its obvious because he said he never had one u autist

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What's the lowest age of a girl you've seen in tinder?
>inb4 pedo

>>722335448
as a grinder expert:
This is accurate

>>722343711
i dunno i kind of like when guys talk about my profile on fetlife

>>722343302

I bet tinder sucks too
something doesnt suck just because your bad at it.

>>722343704
35
months

>>722343704
I have seen girls which profile pics looked like they were 10, all girls under 18 almost always set their fucking birthday to 1950 or shit like that, so if you set the age range to 30-55+ you will find a lot of 12-16 years old