I want to make a valentine's day card using this image. Give me something witty to say. Pic Related
>>722330533
What a fuckhead!
Your dick is always on my mind
>>722330801
Nice, but it's to a girl
>>722330533
I want to Dolphinger you
I love the things you do for me.
Listen my Valentine,
I have something to say.
I want to breathe,
But your cock's in my way.
So shoot your load,
And fuck off again.
With sperm and love
Your Dolphin Sam.
>>722330533
Sorry for always being a dickhead.
>>722331536
it's a valentine's day card, not a fucking apology letter.
>>722331418
>>722330533
You could go buy an actual card instead of being a little autistic fuck.
>>722331633
I may be a dickhead but I'm your dickhead
I got somefin to tell you,I hope you don't have a fishue with it, but you're my porpoise in life, you can sea it in my eyes.
Sorry I'm not the best with puns but the theme seemed cute.
It was a porpiseful decision to be with you
>>722330533
I'm never buying dolphin safe tuna again because of this post.