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I want to make a valentine's day card using this image.

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I want to make a valentine's day card using this image. Give me something witty to say. Pic Related
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>>722330533
What a fuckhead!
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Your dick is always on my mind
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>>722330801
Nice, but it's to a girl
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>>722330533
I want to Dolphinger you
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I love the things you do for me.
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Listen my Valentine,
I have something to say.
I want to breathe,
But your cock's in my way.

So shoot your load,
And fuck off again.
With sperm and love
Your Dolphin Sam.
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>>722330533

Sorry for always being a dickhead.
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>>722331536
it's a valentine's day card, not a fucking apology letter.
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>>722331418
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>>722330533

You could go buy an actual card instead of being a little autistic fuck.
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>>722331633
I may be a dickhead but I'm your dickhead
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I got somefin to tell you,I hope you don't have a fishue with it, but you're my porpoise in life, you can sea it in my eyes.


Sorry I'm not the best with puns but the theme seemed cute.
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It was a porpiseful decision to be with you
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>>722330533

I'm never buying dolphin safe tuna again because of this post.
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