Obscure secrets thread >I fucked my best friends gf,

>>722328238
What if he knows but is cuck 110%?

>>722328591
In which case u just got used hard

>>722328238
I pick my nose and eat it.

>>722328238
I tried that once. Now no more best friend.

You are a lucky bastard

I fucked my 17 year old sister in the ass when she was drunk at a house party.

>>722328926
No you didn't

OP here, short story
>be in a club having some drinks, my bro isnt there
>his gf is 7.5/10, im having a puss drought
>we talking a lot since we are good friends
>she starts asking me why i dont have a gf bla bla she wants to introduce me to some of her friends
>start denying, saying im not interested
>she keeps pushing, starts getting closer asking why
>i make my move, end up going to my place
>she leaves early in the morning
feeling guilty tbh i couldnt control myself in that situation
im afraid that pussy is going to be expensive

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>>722328238
I got one

>I help electronically harass people so that they suicide
>I monitor this forum to make sure secrets don't get out
>Noone believes it even exists
>Perfect crime
pic related.

if you posted CP here or visited the threads, chances are we are already watching you.

In no particular order...
> Sucked a nigger dick.
> Forced a retarded girl to suck my dick while she cried and gagged.
> had an affair with best friends wife.
> fucked the only girl another friend had ever fucked. He would not get laid again for 10 years.
> Fingered the mid of honor in the bathroom of a wedding reception
> Blew my load in a hookers mouth then pushed her out of my car while snatching the money back from her bralett.
> fapped in sleeping womens faces but no cumming on them :(
>groped another retarded deaf girls breasts as form of greeting every time I saw her for a whole year. That was HOT btw

>>722329765
And just wtf is this move that makes women cheat

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>>722328238
my gf cheated on me with my best friend. they think I don't know
>mfw when I've been lacing their food with mercury to slowly poison them

>>722330644
its nothing special anon
you just have to keep in mind that some women are not so secure about their relationships and tend to get loose with other man, especially if their partner isnt close (physically) to them

>>722328694

so do I

>>722330644
It's called:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I love to sniff used panties. Can't help myself, I just love the smell. Even bought some panties online a few times. Plus, I regularly sniff my mother-in-law's panties. She doesn't live too far from me, so it's no prob to go to her house when she's not there and just dig through her laundry.

>>722328238
He will when she starts showing.

If he still doesn't know; he will when the baby is born.

I sucked my mother-in-laws tits, and had her jerk me off. My ex-wife never knew.

>>722328238
I like that game.

>>722330946
Fbi

>>722328238
Is that a film from an alternative universe? It doesn't show up on IMDB

my female cousin sucked my dick when we were kids

i never even had to ask her, she just did it

>>722328238
>be me
>fuck gf's younger sister
>still do
>threaten to kill her sister if she tells anyone
>been doing it for 2 years now

>>722328951
Yes he did

>>722328238
I made out with my ex gf's mom when my ex was getting ready for us to go out and her mom was visiting. We were in the kitchen and we were talking about some inane bullshit, we had one of those awkward pauses and she smiled, then leaned in and we started kissing.

It only happened once and we never talked about it after but she'd wink at me once in a while. she kinda looked like Mary Steenburgen with shorter curlier hair.

>>722328694
ewww

>>722330946
Fuck your friend's girl and record it.

>>722328238
tell him or his slutty shit gf will tell him

>>722328238
>I fucked my best friends gf, he doesnt know yet

Do you still consider yourself his best friend?

Just a questions. That isn't a bro thing to do.