Reminder that if you're not bigger than 8 inches, you should

>>722319951
Are you dump? You should have charisma to get in someone... At least to find someone to settle down

Out of interest where do these statistics for "ideal" come from?

>>722320348
Gay porn surveys

>>722319951
KEK Virgin detected. Do you even know how deep an average female's vaginal canal is? Do you even know where the g-spot is? Girth is more important, then length.

Go get laid, neckbeard.

>>722320147
>dump
You've just lost all credibility

>>722320348
From OP's gaping asshole that's used to taking 3 dicks at a time

Good to know that most condoms won't fit the 'average' man lol

>>722319951
post picture of your dick next to a ruler for accurate measurement and feature a time stamp for authenticity.

>>722319951
Oh man I love posts like these.

I'm apparently above average but fuck, I ain't hung at all yet fuck women better than any of you ever could.

femanon reporting. Anything above 7.5 inches should be seen only as special occasion cock. Regular sex with them is terribly uncomfortable and if any of you knew something about female sexuality you would know that.

9 inches reporting in.

My favorite is when other girls ask my girlfriend about my cock and if it is really that big. She shows them photos a lot. A few times she has let them check it out themselves. She pulls it out and I get instantly hard. The other girl touches and squeezes. I hear a lot of "that is the biggest cock I have ever seen". I've also gotten a few double BJs out of the deal. Now I am trying to land a full threesome.

>>722320810
nobody cares about what you think

any person with common sense should know that you dont trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die

>>722320869
You need a therapist

>>722320810

Virgin detected.

If you knew anything about the vagina you would realize every one is different and if they are able to squeeze out something the size of a baby they can also accommodate to get used to many different cock sizes.

I will agree that it simply doesn't fit with some women. But many really crave the bigger sized cock once they get used to it.

Source: boned about 150 different chicks. Me: >>722320869

>>722320987

already got one thanks for your concern ;-)

>>722320995
back up your shitposting with a time stamp and pic of your cock thats so impressive

>>722320995
this is fucking gold hahahaha thanks mate

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Femanon here, anything between 5 inches and 7.5 inches is goid for me. 7 inches is perfect, anything bigger would hurt me.

It's funny how so many people claim to be 9"+ on the internet.

>>722319951
yeah that's why most girls use dildos 8" big, right

oh wait, they don't

>>722320869
I know you are 100% telling the truth

Lol kys or timestamp

>>722321237
Nice pussy

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never had a problem

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>>722320995
dont vaginas eventually stretch too? and for a large dick, it would need a good amount of foreplay and such. With enough time, I'm sure any woman can fit a colossal dragon dildo up their vag.

Agree with you 100%, all the anons saying that women can't fit anything bigger than 7 inches don't know that pussies elongate with arousal and stretch after extensive foreplay.

>>722319951
I'd rather the middle pick be swinging below my belt than the right pic. That looks frustrating as fuck to own. No thanks.

>>722320964
> quoting old south park

Are you 12?

Also, the whole point of the thread is "big cocks fuck women better" so yeah, a woman's opinion actually does matter in this regard (assuming that person really is a woman)

>>722320869
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>722321484
spoken like a true dicklet

>>722320995
150 different anime body pillows !? jeez...

>>722319951

>be thin 6-inches

Do I deserve to have sex with women? Probably not.

Am I having sex with women anyway? You bet my needledick I am.

>>722319951
This is either bait or OP is a virgin. My fiance is 5'9" and i can hurt her if i go too deep. Im only 7" long. She doesnt like balls deep but occasionally i do it anyway because its kinda hot to watch her try to squirm off my dick while i just slam it in.

>>722321614
Only dicklets use the word dicklet

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>>722321237
>ayyy lmao

>>722320869
Only 9?
I pack 12 inches, I'm also 6'5 and can deadlift 350 pounds.


I also make 250k/year being a chef on Wendys

>>722319951
i like the pseudoscientific disclaimer that girth is measured around the shaft of the penis

>>722321614
It's true. I would pay for a bigger penis if I could, but I would never want one that big.

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>>722321687
aasadasdasd

>>722321571
>big cocks fuck women better

is a statement

its not up for debate

fuck off you stupid bitch

>>722321660
maybe you should arouse her next time and use gradually larger dildos to make her pussy ready for a bigger dick

how are you guys this bad at sex? pussies enlarge just as much as assholes

>>722319951
>implying
Getting vaginas requires only game. Bust a nut and go home fam.

>>722321724
bad photoshop is bad

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asd

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>these penile midgets don't have a double-digit dong

6.5" len 6" gir here, girls always thought it's huge

also had encountered tearing several times even though they were quite wet, idk it might be just that I can't stimulate them enough but who cares

>>722321788
big cocks do it better

>>722321707
Huh, looking at my pussy VERY closely there

>>722321869
wet doesn't mean they're properly stretched yet

Average penis size is 12.9 cm tho

average vaginal depth when aroused, in most cases, is not much more than 14-15 cm

girth is king, bitch.

that dude on the right no girl would enjoy

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>>722321853
>>722321819

>>722321796
more importantly, the vagina lengthens when a woman is fully aroused. If you're bottoming out, turn her on better.

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>>722321731

>>722321869
No, they didn't, if any girl said that to you, they lied

little dick roll

>>722321838
you can still see the dick, dude. keep working on it.

>>722319951
THESE THREADS ARE GARBAGE

5.5 inches here. Literally been making my gfs and hookups squirt/tremble/hard orgasm all my life. Kill this thread with fire.

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>>722322085

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>>722321937
>posts picture of pussy
>gets upset when people look at it
ISNT THAT WHAT YOU WANTED???

>>722319951
But Buzzfeed says women don't like big dicks because they hurt them.

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>>722322091
like i'd put that much detail into it

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>>722321977
wat

Man, imagine getting a 9 inch boner in public.

>>722319951
OP confirmed virgin

>>722322117
i actually like this

is this art?

of course it is

post more

>>722319951

Average penis size is actually 5.6 inches.

Mine is just over 6 and my wife could barely take it when we first got married. She still struggles at times.

Only whores who ride Bad Dragon Dildo's like monster cocks.

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>>722322187
>>722322230
lel

>>722321731
You're only 6'5? What a fucking manlet you should kill yourself. The Mountain reporting in.

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>>722322230

>>722322230
seconding this

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>7 inch length
>tfw 5 inch girth

>>722322134
I wasn't upset, just a little turned on

>>722322239
>>722322168
learn how to foreplay, it takes time to stretch a vag properly, you don't just fucking stick it in at the start.

you guys fucking suck at sex

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>>722322336
eat poop

>>722322193
I feel like the whole world is looking at me when I pop a 6er in public. I think I'd tear my pants open with a 9.

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>>722322384
bad acid tier

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no focks today

>>722322066
or they were inexperienced

but I dislike the mindset, having a huge dick is good why? Girls like it that way?
Who the hell cares about what the girls want, it's not like they are gonna back out once you both take your pants out
Just fuck them and move on

>>722322384
you should really watch some photoshop tutorials on youtube mate...

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>>722322366
>7.4
>5.8

so close

>>722322479
I've backed out of sex twice, once he was far to small to be able to do much with and the other time he was too big, it scared me to think of that going in me

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>>722322525
>>722322428

what if i just want it to look weird?
all you normie-fags dont get the idea.
what you do is probably mostly photoshop pores and impurities away, faggot.

you can use photoshop any way you want

>>722322720
>short thumbnails
fucking disgusting genetics

>>722322720
post more with better lighting

fuck them

im saving these in a folder titled 'Nis Art

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>>722322871
all i have is just a bunch of random dicks from a retard dickrate thread
pretty random picks

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>>722322720
I'm honestly loving this
Fucking unnerving and fascinating

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>>722322871

obliterated the whole dick in this one

>>722322710
kek, what a blow to the confidence of the guys

I had trouble getting hard with a couple of girls as well, does that upset you or is it still seen as a shortcoming of the guy?

>>722322374
>foreplay, it takes time to stretch a vag properly, you don't just fucking stick it in at the start.
>you guys fucking suck at sex


You're assuming I haven't mastered the art of foreplay. Calm down. I can bring her to orgasm through mere nipple play alone.

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>>722323067

i like the idea, because all these dickrate fags actually expect a dick and what they get is a fleshy mess

just lasso-tool some areas and use "content aware fill"

>>722322269
>>722322384
>>722322720

What exactly am I looking at here?

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>>722323199

dick pics without dicks

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>>722320714
>women

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Reminder that not everybody wants to have sex let alone have sex with a women.

>>722319951
I have 0 inches between my legs and I am a lesbian, so I think I am an exception to your rather small requirements. My Siberian will work wonders better than a mediocre non vibrating fuck muscle.

I am willing to fuck guys only if they are more than 10 inches and have Parkinsons disease.

>>722323170
your dick must be tiny if you get so upset you feel the need to save a bunch of dick pics and erase them lmao

>>722323116
If you can't get it hard, it's something we can work on, nothing I could do with a hard 2 inches though. He did have some lovely words to say to me when I said no

>>722323170
this one looks fucked up as hell
some even look like blurry pics of castrated peens
it's unreal

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>>722323279

sure man, wow. such psychological insight! are you a hobby shrink?

>>722323273
>It's not that I'm a neet who can't talk to people and has a small dick, it's that I don't want sex in the first place
Keep telling yourself that, faggot.

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>>722323347
>VOID
exactly, the messier, the better

>>722323170
nice taint, faggot

>>722319951
Is this a FilthyFrank meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E

>>722323420
>>722323368
yay ! necrosis !

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>>722323438
and you, sir

>>722323276
>Parkinsons
that's pretty funny

>>722319951
6.3 inch here, i wish i had a bigger penis, but just for my pleasure.
I think it would be awesome having a blackjack between the hands and use it to kill all da pussey.
But i know from experience dat mine is very good. i can make squirt my bitch easily

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have a pussy for a change

>>722323608
sickening

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>>722323508
>>722323684

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>>722319951
Somehow 4chan is home to the internets largest gathering of giant dicked virgin trap fags.

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fun fact:
if you can't poop, you die within 72hours

>>722319951
>average size in th USA : 13cm

you watched too much porn OP

>>722322193

Sucks. You gotta think about Grandma to make the boner go away or you gotta waist band it.

>>722321112
>>722321312

Want to but I am at work let me see if I can sneak off. Also GJ on your posts only being different by one number.

>>722321388
I am sure they do. I try and always go for oral on her before I try to go PIV. If she orgasms then almost always plenty of lube for me to go for it. Usually takes me a couple minutes to get it all in I got slow and work up to it with my current GF.

Dated other girls who like it rough and want you to just slam it in but I have previously ripped my foreskin doing that so now I go slower til they get used to me again.

I believe vaginas are amazing. If you work kegals then there shouldn't be long term stretching. But I've been with married couples and had husbands say they can tell if I have been in their partner earlier in the day because it's slightly less tight.

>>722321620

Haha! I would try a real girl doll. But no about that many real women. I lost track. I was a virgin til 19 and not that experience til my early 20's then I met a new wingman who was into group stuff and he introduced me to the kink scene. Now its like fish in a barrel once they see what I'm swinging. And I'm a total slut.

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>>722323608

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>>722324185
bitch related

>>722323706
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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>>722324286

>>722319951
Doesn't matter if you have an 8 inch or not. You still cum in 5 seconds.

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>>722324278

>>722323978
fun fact
not tru

some people shit twice a week, its completely normal :D

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>>722324398
clit removed?

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>>722324484
fun fact
glad you took it seriously and actaully debunked the trolling

>>722324278
>>722323978
>>722323608
>>722323706
truly the hero we deserve

>>722319951
My boyfriend is 9 inches and sometimes it hurts. I wouldn't mind a smaller dick for a change

>>722319951
Except the average size is 5.5 inches...so your statistics are completely made up, unrealistic, and retarded.

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>>722324593
you're the first one to not be just pissed off for not seeing dicks in these edits
proves what a faggotry place the chan has become

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>>722323408
my dick is 7.3 inches and i really don't care what you have to say i just want to point out how stupid your opinion is.
plus i have sworn to never have sex with anything because most humans are disgusting pigs and normie scum, i am not a neet i am just a faggot who really doesn't care about humans in general

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>>722324711
I mean it has to be the best OC I've seen in years
I'm trying to contribute but it doesn't seem like I can do that with paint.net

>>722321388
She gives head like shit.

>>722319951
Only a fag would care about other mens' dick sizes.
Are you a fag, OP?

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>>722325028
kek, cheers mate
I was just fed up with these dickrate morons
had the idea to troll these cunts with that.
that's pretty much all I got though.

>>722324278
Why would you bother putting clean office where her head was? Why not just Plaine whiteboard?

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>>722319951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E
>0:20

>>722325169
when your dick travels through dimensions
can you upload them somewhere ?
I'm lazy and drunk

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ruined expectations, faggots.

>>722325245
her head is gone -> clean office
problemo?

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>>722325280

I've got the shittiest uploadrate. can try.

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>>722324711
>mfw it's a fantasy of mine to have my dick removed leaving only my balls

5.5 inches here. Girls have made it very clear that I am insanely good in bed. I've heard "best" and "second best" a lot. And it's obvious that they enjoy it. 5.5 inches. Awwww yeahhh

>>722325351
nah don't bother
saving them from the thread will be exercize

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>>722325429
>>722325415

I knew there'd be one guy who's into this at some point
kek

>>722325297
She looks like she has alzheimers, and wrote clean office twice. I know she doesn't have alzheimers, the problem is her head is gone. People without heads don't write shot twice. Faggot

>>722325416

Yeah I will fully admit I am probably not the best in bed. I don't try that hard since they are frequently very happy due to my big cock. I do love giving oral though so I got that going for me.

>>722323978
fun fact

i sometimes dont poo for a week

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>>722325532

dude I just copied the "clean office" from the left to where her head was. it's a tiny joke in a badly edited shoop

>>722319951
tfw you are 6'8 with an 8 inch dick but it looks like 6 at best

>>722319951
kys faggot

>>722321731
>being proud of a 350 deadlift

>>722325266
>>722319951

IF YOU'RE UNDER 9 INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN

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some guy did this edit after i uploaded some...

>>722325668
you should get
>the poop tube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

>>722325521
guilty as charged

>>722325898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWX4GUYGQXQ

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>>722321731
Kek

>>722323978
I've personally held a shit longer than a week

My penis is maybe 12cm and barelly fits in my own hand, im disgusted from a though of masturbating it so i abandoned all hope or desire to have sex (implying i will ever get close to doing so) but seeing those pictures, even though i know they are gay shit, kinda saddens me.

>>722325671
OK "dude" next time your photos hop, look at the details. OK "dude?"

>>722319951

>9 inch big bennis

9 inch? No wonder why white woman prefer black suculent cock, and not weak white piccolo

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http://cheesespin.net/
full of gays

>>722319951

tf??? you're aware the average vagina is only six inches deep right???

>>722325729

I know how this is but it still feels like 8 inches when it is in them ;-)

>>722326051

must have been rabbit marble shit of the most solid dry kind

>I was constipated once so bad
> I didn't even know what it was.
>Never been constipated before.
>Felt like i'm about to lay an egg
>went to the toilet
>pressed for almost an hour
>shits too hard
>ended up pooling the shit nuggets out with my fingers
>one by one
>shit's so dry, it made "clonk" when it hit the loo
and i hadn't shat for three days prior to that

>>722326244
Nice dubs

>>722326165

I'd rather neglect the details and go for some of that nice, typical shitty photoshop look, that I actually appreciate in it. DUDE

5 INCHES AND PROUD, CERTIFIED MANLET AT 5'8, 18, VIRGIN BUT AT LEAST I'M HONEST

And gains come easier thank you very much

>>722325886
That's why you fuck little kids it makes your small dick look enormous

>>722319951
i get all the women since i always keep a 20" foot long hose with me on every speed date, it really does the trick unlike the limits of biology.

>>722326314
No it was one 16 inch log I had to stand up to finish pooping it out

>>722326512

how would that even fit in your intestin? it would have to make a curve

>>722320810
It just depends on every woman's preference.
My boyfriend is 8" and hits everything perfectly.
Only boyfriend to make me orgasm,but also the only person I've been sexually active with that has never cheated on me, and that I actually love.
The only other sexual partner I had before was 6" and he cheated on me and never WANTED to satisfy me.
My bf now, all he has to do is go down on me and I'm there.
I feel it's really situational, depending on the woman.

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>>722319951
>TFW this is OP's face

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9 inches reporting in ...you jelly?

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>>722320810
You must be retarded or something ...a baby can come of you stupid bitch. ..I'm 9 inches and have plenty of sex without her in pain

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>>722327664
Nah, but good on ya, bud.

>>722327881
how do you measure it personally?
can you post a pic with a ruler too?

need to know if I'm measuring my dick like every one else

>>722319951
Excuses to post gay dick pics.
OP is a fag.
Long live tiny dick Ofella

>>722327664
thats not even 7

>>722328196

Typical rule is tight to the pubic bone.

>>722327881
*I'm 6 inches and have plenty of sex without her in pain

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>>722327664
Im 6 inches Looks like my dick just smaller balls u need to check it again bro

Reminder that OP is a huge faggot for having this image saved

>>722329150
dude, take picture further away and fully erect
that pic is just messing with perspective

same thing applies to the guy you're replying to, stop taking these shitty closeups

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Yeah... the thing is that if the average penis gets to 9... the average vagina depth will grow to make it feel like 9'' is small again since women are insatiable creatures.
Also, who the fuck wants to fill a 9'' vagina? fucking cows.

>>722321853
Doesn't matter if the curvature prevents even 3 inches from going in. Also pathetic girth.

>>722327881
In what universe is that 9? Your hand almost completely envolopes it.

>>722330103

I rarely get all 9 inches in. Frequently it hurts a bit when you bang the cervix so I let myself get slightly less hard so I probably lose an inch or so in length. Or you just position your legs so you dont plunge all the way in. One or two inches less then my full 9 inches works better generally. Again totally depends on the chick.

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>>722328407
>This reaction from a random person online saying they are turned on

Yup, virgin.

>>722321587
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.