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Look. You and me both know that 4chan isn't the best place to look for serious help. It's a cest pool of bullshit and whiny cunts sitting at computers in their mother's basements. But I don't know where else to go.So I'm going to need your help just this once. Please be serious about this. My Girlfriend came out the other day as being pregnant. I don't know who the father is, as I haven't even gave her a proper kiss yet [I have difficulties expressing emotions and such, especially talking to others that are NOT my parents], and i'm willing to let it slide for the greater good and even take care of it if she does make it through.Only, there's one small problem that makes this so much more complicated. I'm 14, and she's 13. She's pregnant, the only one that knows is me and her closest cousin that's like a sister to her, and I don't know what to do.
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What the fuck is a cest pool?
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I ment cesspool, which is basically "a storage place for liquid shit and other waste", but whatever, cest pool works too. And if i had to guess my own fucking wording, cest pool would've ment an incestous orgy, which works too i guess. But that's aside the point.
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>>722313490
So, your girlfriend cheated on you and is now pregnant with the child of another man.
Why in the fuck would you want to provide for them?

This is taking the cuck meme too far.
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MODS!!!!!!! We have an underage in here!
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>>722313969
It's a pool of incest
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>>722313490
>I'm 14,
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDS
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KEK
cucked at 14, just take care of your future wife son and let her fuck all the niggers she want
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>>722315177
never too young for a good cucking
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>>722314574
Alright, I've got my hands up on this one. I've known for the duration of our relationship that she has been the partying type that goes out and does drugs [I don't see much wrong with it, she only does marijuana, which isn't that bad, it just depends on quantity]. I also know that she however is not the type to go around having sex with any random person, she isn't like that, she has told me. However, she has also told me that there are times where she has woken up next to another man in bed, with condoms of course. And most of all i know that her parents are mostly assholes that won't take too kindly to this whole situation. And who else do you think will be willing to fucking help her? The father sure as hell won't, the parents will be fucking pissed [it's worse because they hate me for some reason (even though they barely show it)], And the cousin has a life of her own, so literally no one else is able to help her except me. No matter how much bullshit gets tossed my way, that doesn't mean i'm one to fucking walk out on her.
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>>722314787
i'm not going to post anything illegal or something, I'm just looking for sincere help.
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>>722313490
>I'm 14, and she's 13.
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>>722313490
after she forms babby, toss it incest pool
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>>722315967
>I also know that she however is not the type to go around having sex with any random person, she isn't like that, she has told me.

Well ho-ly Jesus! Get the motherfucking pope on the phone, because Joseph here just found the virgin Mary. We've got the second coming of Jesus Christ himself!

Or your girlfriend is a slut and you're a fucking idiot.
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well, that was worded badly and a bit rushed too. To add on, I know that it was one of the things to be expected in the relationship. But I didn't want to be her girlfriend for sex, I just wanted a relationship with someone i can love and trust. and I don't see anything wrong with it, just as long as it doesnt get out of hand or in our relationship.
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>>722315967
this seems like you're just intentionally throwing yourself into a shitty situation, and then wondering why things are shitty. i hope the dad was a nigger so you can raise a nigger for her and complete your training and be the true master cuck you were destined to be.
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>>722316121
well, this became a fucking trainwreck fairly quickly. Again, i divert you to the previous message i made addressing the message as "worded badly and a bit rushed too".
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>>722315967
>she isn't like that, she has told me
You wanna know why she told you that? Because she's exactly fucking like that
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>>722313490
mmmmmmm delicious
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>>722313490
>I'm 14
I know what to do! Alert the mods!
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>>722316398
Everything you say and do seems rushed. You're fourteen and intending to raise the bastard nigger child of a 13 year old club whore.

>>722316432
>>722316432
>>722316432

I can only hope above poster speaks some fucking truth into you. You're only 14 and probably haven't developed any self-awareness yet, but women are shit and lie absolutely constantly. The only good thing you can do is to drop her and get the fuck out until you're old enough to realize sticking with brainless bitches like that is the worst thing you can do to yourself.
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>>722316374
alright, fair criticism. I've got my hands up on this one, i really should've expected this to come of it, and as a result this happened. You got me, and I've fucked up, and as a result i'm willing to take responsibilities of my actions.but the question is, what do i do? And how do we tell the parents?
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there is the option of hitting the eject button and rid her out of your life, so you can focus on growing into an adult with a meaningful life.

or you can waste your youth on cleaning up other people's messes that have nothing to do with you directly.

those are pretty much your only options.
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OP is the meaning of cuckold
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>>722316648
>i'm willing to take responsibilities of my actions.
from what you're saying, you are taking responsibilities for other peoples careless actions. there is no logical conclusion in this that will end well for you.
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>>722316648
YOU don't do shit. Drop her ass and let her deal with her fuck up. Let her tell her parents she was a retard getting pregnant at 13 and you live your life knowing /b/ saved you.
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>>722316634
you didnt see the message addressing it, did you.
>>722316595
what did you expect to see on this thread going in?
>>722316432
>>722316374
alright, i have my hands up, you've fairly criticized me. I kind of saw it coming, but i disregarded it since the promise of "a good dicking" wasn't what attracted me to her to begin with. I mean it was something that was bound to happen somewhere down the road anyways, so it's completely my fault to begin with i guess.but what the fuck am i supposed to do if the parents find out before the baby even arrives? what about school? again, circular logic here, but im willing to admit i fucked up, i just need a fucking hand with this.
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>>722317076
>im willing to admit i fucked up, i just need a fucking hand with this
you really dont seem to get it. you are not the one that fucked up. if you insist on going down this road with that whore, THEN you will fuck up your life for good. she is not worth it.
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>>722316648
You said you wanted someone you can trust. That someone is clearly not her.

Get it together, there is no more 'we'. Leave her to clean up her own mess.
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the cuck may be too strong with this one, fucking sjw propaganda fucking up kids like this should be illegal.
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>>722317076
>>722316934
>>722316934

It wasn't your stupid fucking mistake to go do drugs, fuck strangers, and get knocked up. You do not do anything. You keep repeating this:
>I kind of saw it coming, but i disregarded it since the promise of "a good dicking" wasn't what attracted me to her to begin with.
But you're not listening to anything everybody is saying here. You didn't make the choice. You didn't even get her pregnant. You don't tell her parents shit.

Holy christ, your only mistake was deciding to try to hang around this girl. She doesn't care about you, nigger. There's not shit else to it, tell her you're not dating anymore and stop texting her. Especially when she keeps trying to contact you for the next 14 months, you do not fucking respond.

You're a shit judge of character, but that's absolutely fucking nothing to how fucking stupid this whore is. How many more

>>722317325
>>722317294

of these do you need to read before you stop posting "oh no what do i do now"
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>>722317294
>>722316934
>>722316910
>>722316792
>>722316685
>>722316637
Alright, fine then. So i've fucked up and gotten into a relationship that will most likely end up with me taking care of a baby that wasn't even mine to begin with. But what do i do? How do i tell her after she has told me she came up as pregnant? Also, it's not like she's a nobody in a city no one gives a shit about. She has friends like you wouldn't believe, from people who work at walmart to drug dealers at school. And even worse is her brothers, who from things i've heard about them from her aren't to keen on me being "the one" to begin with. In other words, what the fuck do i do and how do i do it?
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>>722313490
Listen. You stop posting and get the fuck out. How about dah?
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>>722313490

Dump the slut.
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>>722317579
>So i've fucked up and gotten into a relationship that will most likely end up with me taking care of a baby that wasn't even mine to begin with.
you need to stop bullshitting yourself. you dont even have the means to take care of a baby at your age, even if you wanted to. the logistics of that is impossible.
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>>722317579
First of all, did you ever put your dick in her?
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>>722317588
Dude, i'm looking for fucking help. I don't have friends or anyone who i could really trust to be honest. where else am i supposed to go? also it doesnt matter anyways because i plan on ridding her of my fucking life since it seems the only route i can take at this point that wont fuck my own life over
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>>722317444
trips of truth
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>>722317579
"Sorry Sally Salawitz, you're just not the one for me to be-a courting!"

If her brothers talk to you about it: "Gee whiz, you guys were right! I'm definitely not right for her. The kid's not mine either, I never fucked her."

It's fucking middle school, not international relations.
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>>722317579
But you haven't fucked anything up, at least not from what you've told us. The only way to fuck it up from here is by sticking with the bitch.
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>>722317816
I know, that's why i asked in the same post how the fuck am i supposed to dump her in the first place. I mean do i just leave and block her? plus it'll come back to bite me in the ass later on because also in the same post is that she has ties like you wouldnt believe. In other words, how the fuck am i supposed to get her out of my hair and life?
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Gonna fuck your life up staying with the bitch with a nigger baby. She knows you're weak and will stay and when its born you will be looking after it while shes out getting fucked even more. You're 14 be fucking smart and leave she sounds like a dirty whore if its true her being 13
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>>722317888
>>722317916
And don't pour your heart out over it either, nobody gives a shit. You only speak when somebody brings it up and you only tell them maybe a sentence about how it didn't work out.

You don't say how you really cared for her. You don't say it was because she got pregnant. You'll be surprised about how little anyone actually fucking cares. It didn't work out, absolutely not a fucking thing more.
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>>722317916
Alright, thank you for your advice. but how am i supposed to go about with life if words go around that i "broke a 13 year olds' heart" and her friends which as i mention before, are fucking everywhere, find out about it and want my head on a stake?
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if she is as trashy as you say, that baby will probably be born with all kinds of heroine and meth addictions and who knows what else. I bet she's sporting a pretty well populated zoo of diseases down there too by now.
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>>722318299
dont talk silly you're 14 and its scary n shieet. Btw enjoy your 4 year ban incoming soon
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>>722318299
>but how am i supposed to go about with life if words go around that i "broke a 13 year olds' heart"
The only way that anybody, even her closest friends, give a shit is if the kid is yours.

Also, she was fucking niggers, dude. She didn't give a fuck about you. I'm only saying the shit your older brother would say if you had one.
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>>722318406
again, fair enough, i'll try cutting it out and maintain a serious manner from now on. And what's with this talk about a ban? All i wanted was some advice.
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>>722318299
>"broke a 13 year olds' heart"
the bitch would need a heart first.
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>>722318540
>you are underaged
>you are probably gonna get banned
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Get Bald
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>>722318540
You have to be 18 here kid. If not you get banned maybe permanent.
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>>722318535
I do have an older brother, but he isn't the brightest bulb around [my dad really fucking hates him and he's a bit of a washed up dickhead, i dont blame him], but thank you for the advice anyways. Also when i say that, i mean it like that because obviously, she's just going to go off and tell HER side of the story, so no one will give a shit about what i have to say, because obviously she's going to get it fucking twisted.
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>>722318717
fuck, fair enough then.
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>>722318096
>how the fuck am i supposed to dump her in the first place.
easy, just stop talking to her. no drama necessary.
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>>722318828
just change your ip if you get banned * WHEN YOU TURN 18 OF COURSE *
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Before you get banned kid,

first, dump her.
honestly. its the best way.
secondly, wait until birth and get a DNA test. You wont get in trouble.
If she gets an abortion you can still get a DNA test
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>>722318833
>>722318933
Beautiful
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>>722318939
he hasnt put it in her
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>>722318760
Stupid bitches will do that if it's your fault or not anyways. Anyone who doesn't understand that a knocked up 13 year old isn't a rational medium for truth is a fucking idiot that deserves their bias.

And talk to your brother about this shit, he's probably smarter than your dad makes him out to be.
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>>722318833
Alright, again thanks for the advice. and I dont mean it just to you, thank you guys for pointing me in the right direction. Now i have some more problems of my own with the site itself, specifically the threat of getting banned. More specifically, how do i "leave" before i get banned? I use leave with air quotes since obviously my reputation is going to be fucking smeared on this site, since nothing ever dies.
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Where the fuck is the goddamned mods?
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>>722319105
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


> This is what you're doing right anon its all made up, right
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>>722319105
Don't give a fuck about the ban. What's done is done, anyways. In case you didn't realize, every poster here is named "Anonymous". There is no reputation.

God damn I remember being 14.
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>>722318672
I said i was leaving, didn't i?
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>>722319234
THIS
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This must be a bait guys. She's 13. It's unreal. Or maybe they are from niggerland, which would make some sense on her doing drugs and being a slut already, but he wouldn't be on 4chan as they don't even have the internet
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>>722319389
Macdonalds wifi no doubt
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>>722319289
Alright, i'll be on my way now i guess.
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>>722319105
you dont leave, you stop posting.
you can also delete the thread by clicking the little checkbox next to your original post and scrolling down and hitting delete thread.
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>>722319389
the youngest pregnancy that ever occured was of that of a 5 YEAR OLD.it's entirely possible. also what reason would i have to fucking bait. then again its pointless since i'm leaving, but whatever. bye, then.
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>>722319538
Alright, But first is there any way to save this so i dont fuck myself up in the future by coming back and looking at my past mistakes? I know there's archive, but I'm not quite sure how that works.
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>>722319579
>what reason would i have to fucking bait
Yeah right, noone here does. Kek
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>>722319684
Just kill yourself, 100% granted no more mistakes
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>>722313490
she's a hoe my dude. just carry on and leave her.
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>>722319684
Surely whatever device you're using has some sort of screen capture function.
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>>722320267
alright, done [i had to take multiple screen shots since you know, this is a long fucking thread.] anything else you guys want to tell me aside killing myself?
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>>722318096
OP is trolling, I reckon.
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>>722320623
you wont get banned if you post this in like five other threads, dont tell too many people its a secret
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first of all shes lying to you, as clear as day. second, keep having sex with her and use the guilt to do whatever you want with her until she has the baby or you get bored of her. I was in a similar situation when i was 15, my gf was 12 literally 12 and i could fist her thats how much of a slut she was and she always acted innocent but was fucking another guy and then making out she had no one and i was the only one for her how she didn't want to lose me literally begging. But why begging if she was fucking another guy? idk, but what i do know is i got the last laugh on that slut and especially when i was tested and came back clean luckily. And this girl sounds similar to the one i was with.
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>>722320782
right.
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Let me get this straight. Your slut of a girlfriend gets pregnant from other dude and you want to raise it? That's fucking stupid, you are 14.

My advice, dump her ass and keep going with your life. This won't be a scar on your life or some shit honestly, no one cares. If they accuse you, the DNA test will shut them off.

So don't get in stupid trouble for nothing you virgin cuck.
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>>722313490
>Came out as being pregnant
I can't believe people responded to this seriously
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>>722321424
alright to be fair it was kind of funny
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>>722321545
Oh it was fucking hilarious, no doubt about it
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>>722313490
>bad bait/10
not even worth an image
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>>722322283
yea this was pretty fucking stupid, wasnt it. I want this to gain air so i can see the headlines. "cucked at 14."
>>722322620
say what you want, it happened
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>>722313490

>op is underage as fuck
>mods are huge faggots
>they only delete the good stuff but otherwise they dont do shit
>fuck this gay place
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as it turns out i cant delete this post.kek
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show her this.
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Don't be a pushover. Make your own lane in life given whatever you find being gifted in. Greater good is a compromise of yourself in this world often.
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RIP
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OP, message me.

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Maybe we can help each other out.

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