/b/, I need help I have 3 lump sums of cash There was 4, but

Put one of the sums of money in the bank. Gotta save something.

>>722309087
Of course. But I know you have to spend money to make money. Well, I have money and I wanna make money.

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>>722308927
Can you help a anon out, I need 656 dollars

begginanon523@ gmail.com

>>722308927

So....you have 140,000? What is the 'sum of' business?

>>722309219
I would actually. I'm a very generous person who'd help some random faggot online. Unfortunately, I have to go to court to grab the money. Gotta set up a court date and talk to a judge. Can't just pull the money out of my ass. Paying bills with retail dollars right now.

>>722309308
Well the term, "lump sum" is always used because it's from a structured settlement

>>722309343
Please anon I need your help, this would be the lord's prayer to me

>>722309308
Basically I have to beg the court to give me my money, but I'd have to specify which sum of money I want.

>>722309219
heres a better link paypal.me/JoeS298 than this >>722309219


>>722309854
When you go to court on whatever, do you think you can help me when you get it, I'm sorry if im sounding like I'm riding on your dick but I'm desperate

>>722310052
I'd be happy to. You're my only handout tho. Nobody else better e-beg me

>>722310167
thanks anon your have been blessed by kek

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>>722308927
I'm a poorfag from a 3rd world country. Gib me some money for a new computer please, can't even run cs:go on 640x480 anymore. Need like 400eur

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>>722310421
I said no more ebegging

>>722310487
Not like I was actually expecting something, my future as a poorfag was determined a long time ago

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>>722310683

>>722310487
Also anon when do you think you can send me the money, I need it to pay my rent

also if you haven't donated, I fixed this link to paypal here >>722310052

heres the better one paypal.me/JSmith294

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I have been looking into how to grow money through investment recently. I am by no means an expert but would be willing to suggest ideas and explain them best i can. Just let me know if you are interested and how you would like to communicate.

invest some of it in bitcoin. pay down any debts you have.

>>722311108
Skype or kik

>>722311128
Bitcoin still worth investment?

PayPal me some of it, and I'll do pretty much anything you ask so long as it doesn't physically kill me.

paypal.me/thegreatstatik

Put it in $GILD. It's currently at $66, and is expected to rise to $125 soon. Martin Shkreli has confirmed that it has an 80% upside with no downside

>>722311202
Making a Skype account. Can't remember my old pw. Gimme a few mins

>>722308927
Invest a few thousand in bitcoin. Then you can either order drugs on the dank web, or wait for it to increase in value and sell. My first foray into bitcoin, I bought in when it was valued around $300 and sold when it hit $1,000. My initial investment was $30,000 and when i cashed out i got just shy of $100,000

>>722308927

Go fuck some 10/10 high class escorts and do some excellent cocaine in the tropics.

Save the rest.

If you want to make money, educate yourself, $140,000 isn't enough to make much money without knowing anything.

Just save it, don't be an idiot. You've already wasted half of it...

>>722311835
Wasted? I own property and helped my crippled mother. I don't consider that part a waste.

>>722311948

No, you own debt, if you can't pay the rest off you own nothing.

Good for you helping your Mum out but I'm guessing that was significantly less costly than putting a deposit on a condo, "pimping out your room", and buying a car.

This is what people refer to as new money.

>>722312194
Got a used car for $2000. It was owned by an 80yo lady who couldn't drive anymore. She only drove it to the store and back anyways. Very nice car for the price. Not a scratch on it.
I'm a simple guy. I just need something that works.

>>722312415

That's fine then.

How old are you OP? You sound young. Like 19-20 or so?

What do you want to do with your life? You could set yourself up really well if you're smart.

>>722312613
I just turned 19. I'm about to take some classes at San Jac(idk if it's in other states but it's a community college) while working
I know how to be really conservative, but I just wanted to see if anyone had some advice to maybe make put the money to some good use. I don't think I'm gonna turn the money into millions or anything or start a small business. I just don't wanna waste it like my brother did. Funny enough, my brother lost his eye with he was a teenager and got 600,000 when he turned 18. He has nothing left of it. He lived in Las Vegas tho...

>>722312824
or 800,00. I can't remember to be honest. Really doesn't matter since there isn't a penny left of it.

>>722308927
[email protected] add me on skype, let me know who you are tho. Fucking mobile is so finicky to use sometimes.

>>722310421
HOLY SHIT DUDE /3/ LADS

>>722311128
>Pay any debts you have.
THIS ANON, NOW.

>>722312824
>>722312934

Yeah, that's a bummer for your brother, but you can learn from his mistake...

My advice in all seriousness would be to speak to a reputable financial planner. They can help you to set up trusts and ways to avoid tax etc etc, also with contacting people that can help with investment.

Make sure you get somebody good though.

Other than that, keep doing what you're doing, treat yourself a little but keep working and don't let your savings dwindle.

Finish school, and you will have the assets and financial backing to live any kind of life you want (once you're educated).

But as I said, once you have the money, talk to a good financial planner, that's step one.

Good luck bro, not many people get a break like this.

Create a Roth IRA