You're offered $20,000 to fuck my wife, balls deep for 15

>>722308858
Nah...
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>>722308858

I like the saggies, sure.

what's the catch?

otherwise yes. yes i would.

As long as I can wear a rubber.

>>722308960
Depends on the crap shoot.

Could be clean or go all the way to aids

>>722308858
oh, im gonna get laid, gettin` paid is going to be questionable as to how long before hand i was beatin` off

>>722308858
Id rather not take a chance to have aids rather than have aids and 20 000$ in my pockets. Otherwise, if I'm assured she doesn't have aids, I gladly tkae the 20K

>>722308960
>>722309102
>>722308858
Yes, because you failed to specify that i can't use a condom and i can't see any signs of warts or herpies and she's shaved so 0 chance of crabs,

Where do i line up?

Sure, let me grab a Trojan: Bare Skin.

I'm up for it.

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You pay $500 to have 4 hrs with mine? Anything goes. 4chan user discount.

>>722310563

Show more so I can tell.

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>>722310563

>>722310875

show mouth,

But $500 for 4 hours, most likely.

Fuck, I've been looking for years for a woman that would agree to my fetish, the only ones were $10 shit tier hobo's I wouldn't touch with someone elses dick.

I want to have a woman (agree beforehand) to get super shit face or drugged and I have my way with her, no harm or anything, just a weird fantasy.

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>>722310875

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>>722311009
Mouth.

>>722311151

doubt that's her, but sure.

>>722308858
>You're offered $20,000 to fuck my wife, balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get laid & paid fam?

What? Is there a downside to this?

>>722308858
See if the offer was free, I'd be there in a millisecond. But since you're offering to pay me to fuck her, I'm wondering what the fuck is wrong. Are there, like, spiders living in her cunt? An alien beast that will bite of my cock when I stick it in? A documentary film crew with live voice-over about the "mating of the wild wildebeest"?

>>722308858
Of fucking course Op

>>722311273

his wife has AIDS, hep c, and genital warts, her vag is filled with 5 loads of nigger semen, and you can't use a condom.

>>722311314
The mating season is in full swing!

>>722311314

this, exactly this

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>>722311265
Why would you doubt? See tiny freckle by her left mouth corner.

>>722311566

This doesn't look like the woman in the first mouth pic though.

>>722311636
We'll you powers of discernment are terrible because it is.

>>722311744

>you

So is your power of grammar

>>722308858
I'd get laid, but you wouldn't pay me because I'd blow in about 5 minutes.

>>722308858
Yes.

>>722308858
Is this a serious question?

Of motherfucking course I would!

>>722311793
Please. It's called a typo. I'm sure you've never made one.

>>722311793
And... you didn't catch we'll instead of well. Lol. Auto correct is a bitch, but people don't post here for spelling lessons, twat.

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>>722308858
Only if she agrees to peg me.

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>>722311009
she would

>>722308858
>>722312046
>>722312142

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

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>>722308858

>tfw balls deep isn't deep at all

>>722310563
>>722310875

where are you guys?

>>722312142

and where are you?

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>>722312384
I'm in Colorado.

>>722312223
wonder how many people actually go to that link

>>722308858
yes

>>722308858
Yeah, sure. I mean I'll wear a condom, but otherwise why not.

>>722312223
virus link

>>722312714
Does she like Black guys?

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CLEAN YO COUCH NIGGA

DAMN

SHITS NASTY

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>>722312784
no, she's actually pretty against having a black dude fuck her, which would be awesome.

>>722313593

I need to see those hanging or at least from a perspective of her sitting up/standing.

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>>722314599

>>722308858
hella