Well another day goes by... >be me >34 years old >dropped

>>722302694
KYS faggot

>>722302694
She's obviously a retard for wanting a better life for you. What a dumb bitch.

>>722302694


good one, op

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>>722302694
same here op
except i dont have a sister

>>722302694
Ever thought about not smoking weed? At all? This is what's holding you down. Stop it for once and for all and once your numb brain wakes up again, life will look in a much brighter way. It's never too late. But seriously, stop smoking.

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>>722302694
Just self-diagnose yourself with some imaginary condition, such as autism, depression, social anxiety or whatever.

Presto, your entire worthless life is justified.

>>722303183
Why would you want to live with an excusion instead of really live your life?

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>be me
>sitting in a crowded bus
>stoned
>put on headphones and some chill music
>close my eyes
>feels good man
>suddenly feel the urge to fart
>should i hold it in?
>nah, just fart silently
>fart seems to be stuck
>push a little harder
>fart finally leaves my body
>this was a silent fart, right? yes, must be
>what's that smell, though?
>smells like my fart
>panic attack kicks in
>afraid to open my eyes
>try to rationalize the situation
>say to myself: calm down, nobody probably knows it was you
>open my eyes
>literally everybody is looking at me in disgust
>mfw it wasn't a silent fart

I'm not sure if this is the right thread to ask, but I need some advice regarding a girl I've been seeing.

>After work
>"Hey anon do you mind keeping me company while I shop?"
>We are kinda close(friends) so yeah duh
>While we shop she sort of hints on that she wants me over for dinner.
>Say no because she says it in a teasing kind of way, don't want to be wierd accepting a fake invatation.
>We end up having coffee at a nearby cafe.
>Conversation quickly shifts to weather or not I'm single.
>jup
>"Oh why did you brake up?"
>Keep in mind that she is sort of flirty up to this point.
>Tell her that I broke up with her because she got depressed
>Immidiate regret when I see her getting upset with me, telling me I'm a cold person for not supporting her blah blah.
>Give her a ride home.

Did I fuck up? Sorry if hastily written, Still at work.

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>>722302694

>>722305555
Nice quads

>>722305555
nah u just need to justify yourself a bit better, tho it may be too late now but she might get over it

I'm 28 and successful but I'm pretty sure I have a tumor on my diaphragm because I feel something push back against me when I sit up in bed while laying down. I'm kinda fat.

So I'm probably dying. I have no doctor and would have to wait at least two months, and while I'm successful, I wouldn't be able to afford treatment.