Im in some shit, /b/ >be me >be 24 yo >dropped out

>>722302247
get a job man

>>722302303
time to grow up. tempory agencies

do it

punch your dad in the face
you don't have anything to lose, do you?

Yep, time to grow up and take care of yourself. Are you retarded? Are you even capable of getting a job?

>>722302247
Find a fucking job. With 1st salary buy a present for your parents and tell them you are sorry and you will change. Thats the only right way to go

Stop smoking weed for at least a month and... Join the Army!

Go be autistic under a bridge like the troll you are. Go beat up homeless people and steal their shit and sell it for minor cash to pawn shops.

>>722302247
Post on an image board looking for advice.

>>722302247
Suck dick to get by faggot

>>722302247
I got you beat OP
>drop out of 6th grade
>do nothing but play vidya for the next 4 years
>try to get a job, no education at all
>gf tries to get me back into highschool
>can barely wake up in the morning, so use to being up all night
>drop out after a week
>try to get my GED
>score out of the pretests but fail the actual test that you have to pay for
>basically a waste of money
>stop trying to get my GED
>more vidya for the next 2 years
>gf breaks up with my 9 days before my 19th birthday
>starts dating this other guy 2 days later
>stop trying to do anything
>stop playing vidya
>sit in my room 24/7 doing nothing, occasionally turn on my computer and listen to music and browse /b/
>19 now
>no job
>no gf or friends
>alienated from family
>living like a parasite off my single mother
>considered suicide but never do it because I'm too lazy to actually kill myself
>tried to starve myself but always cave and start eating/drinking again

>>722303218
I got you both beat anons

Drop out of kindergarten
Still can't read or write
Apply for job as president
Get elected
Oh shit, realize I'm Donald Trump and the joke's gone too far
People start believing everything I say
Start telling lies about Muslims
Make people believe we're in constant danger, easier to manipulate them this way
Live every day in constant fear someone will realize my hands are so small cause I'm still just a kindergarten kid...

>>722302247
Kys

>>722303218
That or version close to it.
Rinse and repeat until mid 30's and then you're me.

>>722304398
I got you all beat.

>be me
>drop out of test tube
>oh shit I'm a test tube baby
>nobody likes me cuz mutie
>just sit in my tub of ambiotic fluid all day
>thought of suicide but can't cuz no arms cuz mutie