g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>722300287
Today I'm going to go see about a girl and hopefully lose my virginity

>>722300287
Because I've become so numb that I don't even feel sad anymore and i'm not even motivated enough to kill myself.

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>>722300406
g'luck anon. i hope it's a great first sex experience. >>722300419
well at least you don't feel pain anymore, good luck man.

>>722300287
Because I want to beat a local scalper in obtaining SW figures.

>>722300419
exactly, ima just death do its thing too

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>>722300455
nice dubs.
>>722300511
nice dubs.

i chose to continue to live, OP.

>>722300287
Who is she?

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Trying to find a way to without anyone finding out.
>whole-cow, or whatever, is out of the question
>rent a boat, chain to anchor, boat doesn't come back

Still thinking. Any suggestions?

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>>722300287
dont wanna make my parents sad

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>>722301203
a girl.
a girl who is riding a cock.
>>722301280
>Still thinking. Any suggestions?
wait like 70 years, and then let old-age kill you.
nobody will see it coming.
>>722301300
nice dubs, and good thinking.

>>722300287
Because I am a shiny golden god.

>>722301280
I think drowning takes too long personally but I might just do it anyways.

And I haven't killed myself for lack of an easy way. I will keep considering propping up a knife and falling on it though.

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>>722301329
wouldn't that defeat the purpose?

>>722301425
Who says you have to suffer or take too long? Heroin will put you in just the right mood not to suffer.

i live in a fantasy where i am a badass
i love it

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>>722301339
what does that mean.
>>722301638
that great man.

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>>722300287
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

>>722300443
She's got some fat floppy titties

>>722300287
>09
Because im not a fucking loser with the inability to figure how to make my life better without help of others.

>>722300443
Sauce

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>>722300287
Because some cunt says im not allowed to, and it honestly makes me wanna kms even more

I guess>>722301751
no source?

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>>722302092
no sauce.
>>722302280
who is the cunt?

>>722302698
Well another reason to kill myself.

>>722301900
> all this
> on/b/
> lies

>>722300287
I fucked a sexy jap Friday and I have a cool job. Also I haven't seen enough movies or read enough comic books to die yet. Maybe when I finish fatale.

>Have Girlfriend that is way out of my league looks and money - wise
>Valantines Day today, work tomorrow
>Get Laid
>Become anhero tomorrow after I realize shes probably cucking w another anon

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>>722302809
nah, stay alive and search for the answer.
>>722302907
cool.

>>722300287
Because I have a big titty girlfriend, and cash cow wife. My girlfriend is a fuck toy that I do whatever I want to sexually without any effort on my part. My wife is a meaningful relationship who pays for everything. Two days ago I had my girlfriend over, and for the first time I came in her mouth after pounding her pussy. The orgasm pleasure was so intense I almost collapsed.

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>>722303115
that sounds like an awesome situation. congrats.

>>722303115
Does your wife know... cucklord

Because it's my birthday today and also I told my boss I'll come in at noon tomorrow. Would be weird if I don't show up at all.

What you all need is a purpose in life, to feel like you contribute something. Find what you want to do, get a job in that field or work towards getting a job in that field. Or whatever makes you happy, work out to get buff, anything.

And drugs, I recommend ecstasy. But remember, only once a month.

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>>722303291
probably not.

>>722303367
>Only once a month

Listen you authoritarian Communist .. I will do it whenever I want. Thats the beauty of capitalism and free will you neo liberal fuck face

>>722301900
>Then I wake up

>>722303419
Become who you are meant to be. Be the Cucklord we all need.

>>722301900
And you're on 4chan right now.

>>722303424
You wouldn't want to do ecstasy more often anyway, you need a serotonin build up. I'll give you a pass for twice a month every second month and that's just for you because I love you very much.

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>>722303614
shrooms are good.

My life is going fucking smooth! Nothing to be feel bad about.

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I don't kill myself because I'm too scared of not existing than having a shit boring life. Plus I can't drink when I'm dead

Going to get some coffe with my grandmother later today.

>>722303291
She doesn't know, but she wonders sometimes.

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>>722303614
>Because I love you

You really are a communist. Bernie Sanders Probably shaves your taint with his teeth.

Listen Bud. I dont need your commie ass looking after me or my life. I can do ex whenever I want and I dont need Goulash Mother fuckers to tell me what to do. Go back to Korea you scum.

>>722303826
>Become who you are meant to be. Be the Cucklord we all need.

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>>722303682
Whatever works for you, we all have our favorites.

I try to avoid them because I'm slightly paranoid and delusional by nature.

>>722303835
You're right, I'm sorry. Make your own mistakes and when you crash and fall I'll come and pick you up because I still love you, baby.

>>722303889
I don't know what you are trying to say, but it is what it is I guess.

Because who will take care of my dog? Shes been through everything with me, even when I lost my home shes still here with that lovely face. After i lose her I always envisioned Id finally do it and end it

>>722304059
Are you hard of hearing, Son?
I SAID BECOME THE CUCKLORD YOU ARE MEANT TO BE.
How is that fucking complicated to understand?
Is English not your first language?

>>722300287
>tried to kill self
>didnt work, despite many efforts
>just figured id let death take me when he wants to and not force it like a rape in progress

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>>722300287
>Because I don't want to. Going to a hockey game game with my awesome girlfriend tonight. Starting a new side job in a few weeks. Going to spend the weekend hanging out with my awesome friends and having fun. And I'm coordinating my full time job with a dog rescue agency and dammit, them puppies need me.

>>722300287
Because I want to marry that stud muffin. No homo.

>>722304141
I guess I don't know what one must do to become a cucklord? Am I pretty much there, or is there a lot of leg work to become one? Do I even want this title?

I wont because i recently found a girl that i love, and she loves me back, so i got that going for me

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>>722302842
>>722303461
>>722303506
You'd be suprised how wealthy and well adjusted some of us are. Only true idiots presume to know other people. Of course for you to feel good about yourself you have to expect we're all fat neckbeard virgins or cucks. It's how you cope with your own inadequacies. Alas, this comment will be ignored by you, to your own detriment.

>>722304243
To Become CuckLord you must first accept this destiny. You are meant to be a hero and mentor to all. You must partake in the Cuck Lifestyle. Tell your wife her place, show her time stamps no cumshop and cuck her.

>>722304286
I was in a thread asking everyone what they do and how much they make. It turns out a large amount of 4chaners are actually more wealthy then the average person. I was shocked at how high the average salary or hourly rate was.

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I have a therapy session coming up where I can address my negative feelings only to be met with no long term solution. This will continue until I break the cycle by becoming an hero.

>>722300287
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I have a job.
My mother needs my support.
My Sister would kill herself if I would end my life. And she deserves better.

>>722304415
Well the way I got my girlfriend was by showing up at her house, and taking her out on dates right in front of her husband (now ex-husband) so there's that. One time I doggystyling her really hard, and what made me cum was me picturing her husband crying at home as I pounded her ass into the ground. I know it's fucked up, but I chalk it up to some cave man instinct pleasure.

I wouldn't mistreat my wife though, come on man, that's what your side girl is for.

>>722304746
>The Tales of Cucklord Chapter One: Getting the Girl

You are already established CuckLord. No need to explain yourself.

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>>722304500
Dubs confirm /b/tards can be successful people

>>722300287

Because after a few miserable years of hating my job and my lonely life I got a girlfriend who tops and a new job I actually like.

I had never been happy before, even as a child.

>>722300287
i'm too busy at work

maybe tomorrow?

>>722300287
>>722300287
I like to suck my own dick

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>>722304892
>I had never been happy before, even as a child.
You shouldn't tempt fate like that

>>722301900
>not white
>not worth it

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>>722303779
none-existence sounds bad.
>>722304211
if u guy, that be homo.
>>722304257
congrats on the find.
>>722304972
congrats on that ability.

>>722305036

She proposed to me though, I never understood why people wanted to be in a relationship before now. I thought I had it all figured out, I was too smart to fall into that trap.

It turns out the "trap" is freedom and the delusion of smug superiority is just rationalising misery. I will pursue happiness from now on, other people are what life is all about.

>>722305232
Better get a prenup if you have any money

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>>722305232
>>722305481
hope it works out for you anon. g'luck in your marriage

Because I hate myself, and I want myself to suffer. If I die, then I won't be able to suffer anymore, so I keep living.

>>722300287
For the love of Moot, anons.
Who is she? Please!

>>722306421
That's one beat up pussy

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>>722308004
just some girl that is riding a cock.
>>722306927
have a good day anon, i hope you stop hating yourself soon.
>>722308116
true words

>>722300287
Because even though my life is a complete waste, filled with many regrettable decisions that haunt me every waking moment that I'm sober, (and even when I'm not) there's a tiny, miniscule part of me that tells me one day everything's gonna be okay. Everything will sort itself out, you'll gain everything and everyone back, and you won't have to be alone anymore. This is the only ray of sunshine I have, even if it's dimming day by day, one day the clouds will part.

>>722308283
It's not funny, asshole.

>>722300287
Because I have a date with a qt3.14 tonight. maybe tomorrow.

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>>722308318
thats good thing. i hope you are right, and g'luck. hope things turn out for the best for you.
>>722308469
i'm not laughing, and didn't mean to joke.
>>722308480
have fun on your date. hope you get laid.

>>722308542
Then fuck off, smartass.

Are you implying that because I won't have sex with sluts that my life is somehow not worth living?

If not, What is the purpose of having porn as the image everytime you make these threads?

>>722300287
Actually I dont know... Im really thinking about just doing it

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>Still haven't lost my virginity yet
>I want to finish my Computer Science degree
>I still have to get rid of this oneitis that I have for a girl that I only went on one date with
>I realized that I'm not an unattractive person, I just lack confidence and have anxiety issues which turn other people off from me
>I want to know what it's like to travel the world and have a family
>I love my own family too much to be so selfish to not consider their feelings towards my suicide
>I want to keep working the PC I built and upgrading its hardware and software to create the ultimate tank (still need to buy a watercooling system for it)
>Don't have much friends, but I'm okay with that; don't need too much friends. I just need people that matter

Lots of reasons to live for me, but it doesn't stop me from getting depressed sometimes.

Actually I dont know... I was suicidal last summer but my best friend helped me... now its back and worse..

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>>722308613
i will. and thanks for the advice.
>>722308871
glad you will not thinking about it.

Honestly. I dont know anymore. I've tried in the past but it just never falls through.

My girlfriend, who is my best friend, doesn't even want to try anymore with our relationship. I just don't feel much of anything anymore. I feel useless most of the time but I've lost the motivation to even care.

Truth be told, that scares me.

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>>722309457
don't try again.
there will be other girls too.
better girls.
have a good day, and g'luck anon.

Because your slutty 14yr old daughter won't rape herself and/or come back for seconds!

>>722309639
Thank you, that actually means a lot. She's a great friend but a terrible girlfriend... But, you're right.

I think I deserve someone who wants to actively participate in a relationship even in trying times like this.

>>722300287
Blew off work going to the AMP fuck an asian whore and then go to another one and fuck another asian whore
today will be a good day for anyone not an asian whore

>>722300287
Tried it, my gun didn't fire.

>Inb4 safety, mag not seated etc.
Checked everything beforehand and kept it cleaned regularly, just got lucky or not so. However you wanna take it. Life has still been shit since then but I'm a broke motherfucker.